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(CBC)   There's no corridor like a maritime moose sex corridor   (cbc.ca) divider line 34
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2013-10-11 10:11:22 AM
Sorry that's pronounced Chesterfield.
 
2013-10-11 10:20:47 AM
Mynd you, moose dates Kan be pretty nasti.
 
2013-10-11 10:48:11 AM
I wasn't even aware there ARE maritime moose
 
2013-10-11 10:59:37 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I wasn't even aware there ARE maritime moose


I know they got to Newfoundland somehow, and it wasn't by the ferry.
 
2013-10-11 11:00:44 AM
Maritime Moose Sex Corrider?

I thought they closed that place down.
 
2013-10-11 11:17:32 AM
'Cause a maritime moose sex corridor don't stop!
 
2013-10-11 11:23:12 AM
What, no post saying that Moose Sex Corridor would make an awesome band name yet?


/cuz it would
 
2013-10-11 11:32:49 AM

brap: Maritime Moose Sex Corrider?

I thought they closed that place down.


That was the Sex Cauldron.
 
2013-10-11 11:32:55 AM

gopher321: What, no post saying that Moose Sex Corridor would make an awesome band name yet?


/cuz it would


I saw them open for Skinny Puppy in '92
 
2013-10-11 11:33:39 AM
Maritime Moose was the cartoon character in the knit wool hat with the harpoon that was always chasing Wally Whale that one time I took mescaline...
 
2013-10-11 11:36:34 AM
What's the Urban Dictionary on that?
 
2013-10-11 11:38:28 AM
Now you really don't want the bus to go to the room with a moose
 
2013-10-11 11:40:38 AM

Chariset: 'Cause a maritime moose sex corridor don't stop!


Came here to see this, leaving satisfied

/I need a cigarette
 
2013-10-11 11:41:38 AM
Jon Stewart is aroused.

i188.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-11 11:42:05 AM
I'd like to remind everyone that this was done because of BRAIN WORMS.

/you're welcom
 
2013-10-11 11:43:10 AM
Won't someone think of the churlden?
 
2013-10-11 11:44:19 AM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Chariset: 'Cause a maritime moose sex corridor don't stop!

Came here to see this, leaving satisfied

/I need a cigarette


Was it good for you, baby?
 
2013-10-11 11:45:42 AM

Gulper Eel: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I wasn't even aware there ARE maritime moose

I know they got to Newfoundland somehow, and it wasn't by the ferry.


They were actually brought from NS.  There were only two pairs brought to NFLD and look what happened - now they're like rabbits.
 
2013-10-11 11:47:25 AM
Stay away from that moose, he's from the wrong side of the isthmus.
 
2013-10-11 11:49:36 AM
OWWWWW!

*Puts frozen peas over black eye*

Whelp, back to the ole drawing board!

*Scratches "maritime moose sex corridor" off of "Pet Names For My Girlfriend's Genitalia" list"
 
2013-10-11 11:57:21 AM
Having seen two moose get it on, I hope it's a well-padded corridor.
 
2013-10-11 12:10:07 PM
Maritime Moose Sex Corridor is either the name of my new band, or the title of my next porn film.
 
2013-10-11 12:19:18 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Maritime Moose was the cartoon character in the knit wool hat with the harpoon that was always chasing Wally Whale that one time I took mescaline...


It's a shame that hallucination was never made into a TV cartoon. I'd buy it.
 
2013-10-11 12:25:30 PM

Primitive Screwhead: I saw them open for Skinny Puppy in '92


Ah, memories...Skinny Puppy...a friend used to call this "music to murder by".
 
2013-10-11 12:26:32 PM
A moose once farked my sister.
 
2013-10-11 12:29:04 PM
Damn Yankees interfering in our Maritime Moose Sex Corridors with their Yankee Dollars. A man's Maritime Moose Sex Corridor is personal.

Maritime Moose Sex Corridors!
Maritime Moose Sex Corridors!
Maritime Moose Sex Corridors!

Sound like something Bill Griffith would have done in his underground comics days when he was still allowed to draw penises.

Are we have fun yet?

But seriously, we Canadians welcome Yankee Dollars. Keep 'em coming! Except when you give them to right wing stink tanks and causes. We don't need no stinking Focus on the Family propaganda. We've got our own bigots and twits.

Preventing the brain worm sounds like a worthwhile cause. Thanks for the help.
 
2013-10-11 12:31:23 PM

Nuclear Monk: A moose once farked my sister.


bestofthe80s.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-11 12:50:30 PM

Krieghund: Jon Stewart is aroused.

[i188.photobucket.com image 544x359]


Moose is sensitive lover. Has lips that really know how to masticate lily pad, if follow.
 
2013-10-11 12:54:15 PM
Speaking of which, not only is June Foray (Wilma, Natasha, Granny, half the Simpsons female voices and probably Nelson and Ralph, too, countless others) still alive, she's still working.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/emmys-june-foray-voice-bullwin kl es-617556

www.hollywoodreporter.com

Behold, the female Mel Blanc, 95 and in a FARK moose sex pun thread.
 
2013-10-11 01:04:06 PM

Primitive Screwhead: gopher321: What, no post saying that Moose Sex Corridor would make an awesome band name yet?


/cuz it would

I saw them open for Skinny Puppy in '92


I can dig it.
 
2013-10-11 01:34:37 PM
''received a $52,753 donation from a New-York based conservation charity ''

So one person wrote a check for $50,000 and then asked the others to try and match it?
 
2013-10-11 02:40:15 PM

nanim: ''received a $52,753 donation from a New-York based conservation charity ''

So one person wrote a check for $50,000 and then asked the others to try and match it?


Probably the exchange rate. Would have been awesome if the loonie was still worth 67 US cents.
 
2013-10-11 03:18:59 PM

Valiente: Speaking of which, not only is June Foray (Wilma, Natasha, Granny, half the Simpsons female voices and probably Nelson and Ralph, too, countless others) still alive, she's still working.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/emmys-june-foray-voice-bullwin kl es-617556

[www.hollywoodreporter.com image 850x1276]

Behold, the female Mel Blanc, 95 and in a FARK moose sex pun thread.


I saw Billy West speak at my college back in the 80s, and he told about how once when he was doing a
staged reading with June Foray he got to peep down the front of her low-cut blowse.
 
2013-10-11 04:57:06 PM
Just a PSA...  "Maritime" does NOT include "Swamps".

\Don't you dare Google it.
\\You've been warned.
 
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