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(Florida Alligator)   It's all fun and games until the crazy guy in the gas station refuses to pay for the food he's been eating   (alligator.org) divider line 13
    More: Florida, Alachua County Sheriff's Office, Gainesville, refuses, kangaroos, Art Forgey  
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2013-10-11 11:07:13 AM  
FTFA: "He also drank beer - Heineken and Budweiser"

LOOTIE!
 
2013-10-11 11:09:21 AM  
>When a deputy told Stacy to stop, Stacy said, "F*** you," Forgey wrote.
Stacy reached toward his waistband as he was walking away, so the deputy used a Taser on him. Afterward, he kicked another deputy in the face.

I'm sure he had several problems getting into the back of the cruiser:

"Sir, please watch your head" *thunk*

"Sir, please watch your head" *thunk*

"Sir, please watch your head" *thunk*
 
2013-10-11 11:10:24 AM  
The name of the paper is the solution to this problem.
 
2013-10-11 11:12:04 AM  
KICK HIS ASS, SEABASS!
 
2013-10-11 11:15:30 AM  

Anayalator: FTFA: "He also drank beer - Heineken and Budweiser"

LOOTIE!


Lootie would never touch Budweiser.
 
2013-10-11 11:16:24 AM  
They are just lucky it wasn't a panda bear.
 
2013-10-11 11:19:24 AM  
Alachua. Gesundheit.
 
2013-10-11 11:21:46 AM  

xxmedium: >When a deputy told Stacy to stop, Stacy said, "F*** you," Forgey wrote.
Stacy reached toward his waistband as he was walking away, so the deputy used a Taser on him. Afterward, he kicked another deputy in the face.

I'm sure he had several problems getting into the back of the cruiser:

"Sir, please watch your head" *thunk*

"Sir, please watch your head" *thunk*

"Sir, please watch your head" *thunk*
mugshotsgainesville.com
s'all right....I manned up for the mugshot

 
2013-10-11 11:24:04 AM  
It could have happened anywh-aw hell, who am I kidding?


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-11 11:26:55 AM  
A tasering has been known to kill people.  Is less than $15 worth of goods really worth the cop risking this guys life over?
 
2013-10-11 11:30:09 AM  

MycroftHolmes: A tasering has been known to kill people.  Is less than $15 worth of goods really worth the cop risking this guys life over?


By the way, this was meant to be sarcastic
 
2013-10-11 11:38:36 AM  

MycroftHolmes: MycroftHolmes: A tasering has been known to kill people.  Is less than $15 worth of goods really worth the cop risking this guys life over?

By the way, this was meant to be sarcastic


"Ooh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! "
 
2013-10-11 07:59:11 PM  

Apos: It could have happened anywh-aw hell, who am I kidding?


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every single Florida tag. All the losers without any original thoughts to add to the tread feels compelled to add the GIF of Bugs Bunny cutting off Florida. hey dip sh*t, it was hilarious 10k posts ago.

 
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