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(Entertainmentwise)   Man sees Shia LaBeouf filming a woman vomiting in the street, reacts in the way that anyone would upon seeing Shia LaBeouf   (entertainmentwise.com ) divider line
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2013-10-11 08:46:40 AM  
"no no NO NO NO!"
 
2013-10-11 09:17:31 AM  

NutWrench: "no no NO NO NO!"


N-n-n-n-no! No NO NO NO. Nonononononononononononono!
 
2013-10-11 10:25:34 AM  
"I only realised it was Shia after he'd been beaten up"  LOL - that is gold right there.  Comedy gold.
 
2013-10-11 10:49:00 AM  
FTFA: A passerby then reportedly got involved and kicked the actor in the groin before bouncers from a nearby nightclub broke up the fight and Shia was able to escape. LOL
 
2013-10-11 10:54:11 AM  
Is there a guy's real name that sounds more like a gay porn star? Other than Colin Pounder, I mean.
 
2013-10-11 10:57:16 AM  

I don't mean to brag but if I had directed Transformers it would have been the greatest movie ever.


i253.photobucket.com

 
2013-10-11 10:59:18 AM  
www.shockmansion.com

it's the tats that intimidate me most
 
2013-10-11 11:07:45 AM  
He is the lowest form of life.
 
2013-10-11 11:09:02 AM  

Valiente: Is there a guy's real name that sounds more like a gay porn star?


Maybe that's what's bothered me about his name for so long...  thanks!!
 
2013-10-11 11:09:15 AM  
A passerby then reportedly got involved and kicked the actor in the groin before bouncers from a nearby nightclub broke up the fight and Shia was able to escape.

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2013-10-11 11:14:25 AM  
He's certainly no Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
 
2013-10-11 11:19:08 AM  

Valiente: Is there a guy's real name that sounds more like a gay porn star? Other than Colin Pounder, I mean.


Dick Armey
Colin Powell
Benedict Cumberbatch
 
2013-10-11 11:24:33 AM  

Deadite: Valiente: Is there a guy's real name that sounds more like a gay porn star? Other than Colin Pounder, I mean.

Dick Armey
Colin Powell
Benedict Cumberbatch


My whole joke relies on you mispronouncing "Colin" like Mr. Powell's otherwise worthy parents apparently did.

Dick Armey sounds like gay fans of KISS.
 
2013-10-11 11:26:22 AM  
Women seeing Shia LaBeouf  has been known to induce vomiting.
 
2013-10-11 11:26:38 AM  
Ok, I always thought he was a douche, but he's apparently also a sketchy fark if filming random drunk girls is his thing.
 
2013-10-11 11:30:08 AM  

Killer Cars: Ok, I always thought he was a douche, but he's apparently also a sketchy fark if filming random drunk girls is his thing.


According to the article the woman would have enjoyed being filmed by The Beef had she known...
 
2013-10-11 11:30:41 AM  
Was anyone filming Shia getting kicked in the sack? Far more interesting than some random girl puking.
 
2013-10-11 11:32:05 AM  
"I only realised it was Shia after he'd been beaten up," one of the girls told The Sun. "If I'd known, I'd have let him film me as much as he liked! I have a massive crush on him.''

This comment says a lot about society's attitude toward celebrities. And none of it is good.
 
2013-10-11 11:37:16 AM  

Esroc: "I only realised it was Shia after he'd been beaten up," one of the girls told The Sun. "If I'd known, I'd have let him film me as much as he liked! I have a massive crush on him.''

This comment says a lot about society's attitude toward celebrities. And none of it is good.


Well, if Olivia Wilde wanted to massage my pener, I would let her do that all she wants.  Maybe I'm just validating your statement.
 
2013-10-11 12:02:33 PM  
i would pay a large amount of money for the chance to beat on that guy.
 
2013-10-11 12:37:39 PM  

Esroc: "I only realised it was Shia after he'd been beaten up," one of the girls told The Sun. "If I'd known, I'd have let him film me as much as he liked! I have a massive crush on him.''

This comment says a lot about society's attitude toward celebrities. And none of it is good.


Being humiliated is an honor when it's being done by someone who's talked to a car while wearing a green spandex bodysuit and attached to a harness by the crotch. It's the way it works in nature, too.
 
2013-10-11 12:40:50 PM  

Killer Cars: Ok, I always thought he was a douche, but he's apparently also a sketchy fark if filming random drunk girls is his thing.


I guess he was raised by some really far-out hippie mother--hence his name. So he has quite a bit of baggage. I cut him some slack for being a weirdo, but yeah, he does seem to be a weirdo.
 
2013-10-11 12:43:37 PM  
I am so incredibly disappointed that the video in that link does not show Shia LaBeouf getting his ass kicked.
 
2013-10-11 12:46:23 PM  

AeAe: Esroc: "I only realised it was Shia after he'd been beaten up," one of the girls told The Sun. "If I'd known, I'd have let him film me as much as he liked! I have a massive crush on him.''

This comment says a lot about society's attitude toward celebrities. And none of it is good.

Well, if Olivia Wilde wanted to massage my pener, I would let her do that all she wants.  Maybe I'm just validating your statement.


That's different.  She a goddess and can do anything she wants.
 
2013-10-11 01:26:40 PM  

brap: I don't mean to brag but if I had directed Transformers it would have been the greatest movie ever.


[i253.photobucket.com image 500x375]


There's not enough Buddy Hackett in the world today.
 
2013-10-11 01:36:25 PM  
Neither of the words he uses for names are actually names though, right?
It's like if I called myself Postacular DoAcid, it's just words, not actual names.
 
2013-10-11 02:23:10 PM  

CynicalLA: AeAe: Esroc: "I only realised it was Shia after he'd been beaten up," one of the girls told The Sun. "If I'd known, I'd have let him film me as much as he liked! I have a massive crush on him.''

This comment says a lot about society's attitude toward celebrities. And none of it is good.

Well, if Olivia Wilde wanted to massage my pener, I would let her do that all she wants.  Maybe I'm just validating your statement.

That's different.  She a goddess and can do anything she wants.


To be fair, I'd let a lot of non-goddesses do that to me anytime they want.
 
2013-10-11 04:08:33 PM  
His name is spelled LaBeouf but the French word for beef is spelled boeuf. Both are pronounced "buff" with a slight lean toward "e" as in "bed", but it sure looks like "boof" to me.
 
2013-10-11 07:11:45 PM  
He was gonna masturbate to the video later.

/Prick
 
2013-10-11 10:29:50 PM  
This loser got arrested being drunk at a Walgreens in Chicago once. A farking Walgreens. WALGREENS. Who does that? Loser.
 
2013-10-12 05:25:14 AM  
Maybe if he gets beaten up enough he'll stop acting and ruining the films he's in.
 
2013-10-12 08:17:14 AM  

cryinoutloud: Killer Cars: Ok, I always thought he was a douche, but he's apparently also a sketchy fark if filming random drunk girls is his thing.

I guess he was raised by some really far-out hippie mother--hence his name. So he has quite a bit of baggage. I cut him some slack for being a weirdo, but yeah, he does seem to be a weirdo.


Wiki also claims his dad was a Vietnam vet, and one of the ones with severe psychological issues that led to drug and alcohol addictions. Daddy dearest apparently flipped out one day and pointed a gun at him during a flashback. Baggage seems to be an understatement.

Still not a huge fan of his acting or many of the films he's been in, but yea, he has issues.
 
2013-10-12 06:38:05 PM  

BohemianGraham: cryinoutloud: Killer Cars: Ok, I always thought he was a douche, but he's apparently also a sketchy fark if filming random drunk girls is his thing.

I guess he was raised by some really far-out hippie mother--hence his name. So he has quite a bit of baggage. I cut him some slack for being a weirdo, but yeah, he does seem to be a weirdo.

Wiki also claims his dad was a Vietnam vet, and one of the ones with severe psychological issues that led to drug and alcohol addictions. Daddy dearest apparently flipped out one day and pointed a gun at him during a flashback. Baggage seems to be an understatement.

Still not a huge fan of his acting or many of the films he's been in, but yea, he has issues.


Everybody has issues. We still hold them to standards of basic decency.
 
2013-10-12 10:55:20 PM  
Meh, whatever.  We used to make fun of Leonardo Dicrapio back in the day, but now we respect him as an actor.  I'm not saying that Shia is definitely going to turn into a great actor, but he gets way more disrespect than he deserves.

I would have been fine with him in Y: The Last Man, if it meant that we would actually get that movie.
 
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