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(WTVR)   Mall gunman bypasses Orange Julius, opts to steal golden Jesus   ( divider line
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1903 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Oct 2013 at 11:39 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-11 10:26:45 AM  
Blessed is the bling, for it shall help you style while pimpin' hoes.
2013-10-11 10:41:44 AM  
Jesus doesn't like it when you steal things.  It makes him cross.
2013-10-11 11:11:08 AM  
Fun Fact: Shopping centers are called "malls" because instead of going to just one store, you can go to "them all"

/true story
2013-10-11 11:25:44 AM  

2013-10-11 11:41:03 AM  
What's a gunman?  :/
2013-10-11 11:42:06 AM  
Jesus forgave the thief .. so .. maybe it'll be up to the store owner to cap the thug ..
2013-10-11 11:42:59 AM  
Don't get any ideas just because Jesus happened to forgive a thief.
2013-10-11 11:43:33 AM  
the singular version of this movie?
2013-10-11 11:44:11 AM  
did he also  buy a hotdog from george drakoulias?
2013-10-11 11:44:51 AM  
Let's hope he doesn't OG
2013-10-11 11:51:37 AM  
so he's a believer in the second amendment but not the second commandment.
2013-10-11 12:21:20 PM  
Who makes a Golden Jesus?

This is almost as hilarious as that prayer meeting at the Wall Street Bull a few years back.

Idiot idolaters!

2013-10-11 12:26:59 PM
2013-10-11 12:30:55 PM  
Now we hang Jesus on a chain and wonder when he's coming back.
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