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(Salon)   Wealthy right wingers gather to 'roast' Dick Cheney, joke about not being in jail for war crimes. You really want to remind people about that?   (salon.com) divider line 65
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2013-10-11 10:14:14 AM  
Well, it is republican humor, after all.
 
2013-10-11 10:14:52 AM  
Conservatives cracking jokes? That shiat ain't gonna be funny.
 
2013-10-11 10:16:22 AM  
Conservative Humor

Step 1: Demonstrate lack of empathy
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Laughter?
 
2013-10-11 10:16:53 AM  
He'll SHOOT you, then YOU have to apologize to HIM!

BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHA

/Wait, that's not funny.
 
2013-10-11 10:16:59 AM  
Ah, I got another one greenlit.  2 in the same year!
 
2013-10-11 10:19:34 AM  

Alphax: Ah, I got another one greenlit.  2 in the same year!


But enough about the Bush administration
 
2013-10-11 10:21:02 AM  
www.prunejuicemedia.com

Har Har.
 
2013-10-11 10:24:04 AM  
Shouldn't these people be hiding in a jungle in Brazil?
 
2013-10-11 10:24:24 AM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: Conservative Humor

Step 1: Demonstrate lack of empathy
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Laughter?


Pretty much.  Lack of empathy, if not outright hatred or disrespect = conservative laugh fest.
 
2013-10-11 10:25:43 AM  
Wow, Joe Lieberman:


"it's nice that we're all here at the Plaza instead of in cages after some war crimes trial"

wow
 
2013-10-11 10:26:02 AM  
Keep this in perspective.

These people are both more moral and competent than the Tea Party.
 
2013-10-11 10:26:27 AM  
Wow, that article pisses me off.
 
2013-10-11 10:26:41 AM  
Why not? The rich and Dick don't feel threatened by jail time in any way.
 
2013-10-11 10:27:42 AM  
Haahaahaha you sent thousands of American soldiers to die based on a lie so you could make billions of dollars. And...Haahaha..OMG...haahahaaha... Now we've got our voters more interested in Benghazi...OMG my sides hurt.
 
2013-10-11 10:28:15 AM  

Texas Gabe: Alphax: 2 in the same year!

But enough about the Bush administration

your sex life.

FTFY
 
2013-10-11 10:28:18 AM  
haha waterboarding! bazooper!
 
2013-10-11 10:30:23 AM  

LarryDan43: Haahaahaha you sent thousands of American soldiers to die based on a lie so you could make billions of dollars. And...Haahaha..OMG...haahahaaha... Now we've got our voters more interested in Benghazi...OMG my sides hurt.


More wine, boy!
 
2013-10-11 10:30:38 AM  

Lord_Baull: Texas Gabe: Alphax: 2 in the same year!

But enough about the Bush administration your sex life.

FTFY


I wish.
 
2013-10-11 10:35:45 AM  

LarryDan43: Haahaahaha you sent thousands of American soldiers to die based on a lie so you could make billions of dollars. And...Haahaha..OMG...haahahaaha... Now we've got our voters more interested in Benghazi...OMG my sides hurt.


See, to republicans, the real crime is we didn't spend hundreds of billions of dollars in Benghazi and Libya.
 
2013-10-11 10:37:36 AM  

Jacobin: Shouldn't these people be hiding in a jungle in Brazil?

*golf clap*

 
2013-10-11 10:39:46 AM  
This is for you Dickimg.fark.net
 
2013-10-11 10:43:09 AM  
Awesome.

What an awesome display of power.
 
2013-10-11 10:47:06 AM  

jakomo002: LarryDan43: Haahaahaha you sent thousands of American soldiers to die based on a lie so you could make billions of dollars. And...Haahaha..OMG...haahahaaha... Now we've got our voters more interested in Benghazi...OMG my sides hurt.

More wine, boy!


I know, right. Pining for dead soldiers......what a wuss!


/please remember to support the troops
 
2013-10-11 10:50:01 AM  
"How about 200,000 dead Iraqis!"
HAW-HAW!

"Nobody ask Dick about those caged and tethered animals he shoots!!1"
HAW-HAW!
 
2013-10-11 10:55:16 AM  

Jacobin: Shouldn't these people be hiding in a jungle in Brazil?


Hide from what? They still rule the world.
 
2013-10-11 10:56:31 AM  

Ned Stark: Jacobin: Shouldn't these people be hiding in a jungle in Brazil?

Hide from what? They still rule the world.


They just can't go out in public.
 
2013-10-11 10:57:36 AM  

Ned Stark: Jacobin: Shouldn't these people be hiding in a jungle in Brazil?

Hide from what? They still rule the world.


And you put them there.

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2013-10-11 10:58:06 AM  

Alphax: Ned Stark: Jacobin: Shouldn't these people be hiding in a jungle in Brazil?

Hide from what? They still rule the world.

They just can't go out in public.


Sure they can, just not to places you or I could afford to go. You think they're really bummed about not being able to attend the local Macaroni Grill?
 
2013-10-11 11:06:29 AM  
Did that guy who told Cheney to go fark himself during the Katrina aftermath ever receive a Presidential Medal of Freedom? If not, that's just a huge national oversight.
 
2013-10-11 11:07:26 AM  

coeyagi: Ned Stark: Jacobin: Shouldn't these people be hiding in a jungle in Brazil?

Hide from what? They still rule the world.

And you put them there.


I'm not old enough or Florida enough. But if I had a time machine I'd gladly go Nader you.

/ya know after killing hitler and stuff.
 
2013-10-11 11:09:18 AM  
Is there a way that they could be charged with war crimes without Republicans looking for blind retribution later?  I mean don't get me wrong, I think they should all be rotting away, but the GOP isn't so great with context.  If we put Cheney away for war crimes (that he actually committed), the GOP would be trying to put Democrats away for war crimes for decades out of some twisted sense of fairness.  It's bad enough they seem hellbent on impeaching every Democratic president, we don't need them crowing about imaginary war crimes too.  So if God could just get off his ass and do some righteous smiting he could save us a lot of trouble.
 
2013-10-11 11:09:22 AM  
Not prosecuting the criminals of the illegal War In Iraq is the greatest mistake the US has ever made.
 
2013-10-11 11:12:44 AM  

sprawl15: Keep this in perspective.

These people are both more moral and competent than the Tea Party.


As someone who supports execution without trial, you don't get to criticize anyone's morality.
 
2013-10-11 11:20:25 AM  

Superjew: Not prosecuting the criminals of the illegal War In Iraq is the greatest mistake the US has ever made.


No really, fark off with this bullshiat. The constitution was written with rules about owning human beings in it. Despicable behavior is not new, shocking, or a mistake. Letting them all wander off back to their yacht clubs is extremely in character. Rending your shirt at every new enormity as if THIS is the greatest blemish on a clean record is a flat denial of reality.
 
2013-10-11 11:25:16 AM  

PocketfullaSass: Did that guy who told Cheney to go fark himself during the Katrina aftermath ever receive a Presidential Medal of Freedom? If not, that's just a huge national oversight.


The most golden part of that whole exchange was the reporter's question to Cheney right afterwards when he asked, "Do you get that a lot?"
 
2013-10-11 11:33:32 AM  
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"I can hear you, the rest of the world hears you! And the people! And the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon! But first, a 10 year oil war fought by suckers like you for money like me in a country that had nothing to do with this attack! Plus, torture and other war crimes!"
 
2013-10-11 11:39:08 AM  

Ned Stark: coeyagi: Ned Stark: Jacobin: Shouldn't these people be hiding in a jungle in Brazil?

Hide from what? They still rule the world.

And you put them there.

I'm not old enough or Florida enough. But if I had a time machine I'd gladly go Nader you.

/ya know after killing hitler and stuff.



Nein! Without Hitler and WWII, Japan wouldn't have attacked the US. Without the attack, US would have never become a manufacturing superpower. Without ever becoming a superpower, we would have never had a leisure lifestyle. Without the lifestyle, we would have never had the Corvette.
 
2013-10-11 11:40:29 AM  

Ned Stark: coeyagi: Ned Stark: Jacobin: Shouldn't these people be hiding in a jungle in Brazil?

Hide from what? They still rule the world.

And you put them there.

I'm not old enough or Florida enough. But if I had a time machine I'd gladly go Nader you.

/ya know after killing hitler and stuff.


Of course.  Everyone goes Nader now.  But back then, without the benefit of hindsight, and based on your rhetoric here.... you would be hilt-deep in Bush.
 
2013-10-11 11:44:17 AM  
Time to post your best conservative humor jokes and pictures!!

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2013-10-11 11:48:51 AM  
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2013-10-11 11:53:20 AM  

coeyagi: Ned Stark: coeyagi: Ned Stark: Jacobin: Shouldn't these people be hiding in a jungle in Brazil?

Hide from what? They still rule the world.

And you put them there.

I'm not old enough or Florida enough. But if I had a time machine I'd gladly go Nader you.

/ya know after killing hitler and stuff.

Of course.  Everyone goes Nader now.  But back then, without the benefit of hindsight, and based on your rhetoric here.... you would be hilt-deep in Bush.


Learning from experience? How dare I!

/Which rhetoric would that be anyway? I've been a commie for my whole fark career.
 
2013-10-11 11:54:49 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: sprawl15: Keep this in perspective.

These people are both more moral and competent than the Tea Party.

As someone who supports execution without trial, you don't get to criticize anyone's morality.


You're still upset that I said this?
sprawl15: Having each one of your idiotic points shot down until you end up agreeing with me isn't really 'challenging my points'.
If your ass pain lingers for more than two years, please consult a doctor.
 
2013-10-11 11:55:57 AM  

Heliovdrake: Time to post your best conservative humor jokes and pictures!!


God that's painful.

I feel actual physical discomfort at how unfunny that is.
 
2013-10-11 11:55:57 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: [upload.wikimedia.org image 600x400]

"I can hear you, the rest of the world hears you! And the people! And the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon! But first, a 10 year oil war fought by suckers like you for money like me in a country that had nothing to do with this attack! Plus, torture and other war crimes!"



U-S-A! U-S-A! If you are against the invasion, you are a traitor!
 
2013-10-11 12:02:32 PM  

AspectRatio: Heliovdrake: Time to post your best conservative humor jokes and pictures!!

God that's painful.

I feel actual physical discomfort at how unfunny that is.


That's because its polomedy, Thats Political Comedy to you LIB, and Libs just dont get it. You Lib.


(you think thats bad, go read the commentary that goes with each comic. Heres one of the most tame.

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2013-10-11 12:14:07 PM  

sprawl15: BraveNewCheneyWorld: sprawl15: Keep this in perspective.

These people are both more moral and competent than the Tea Party.

As someone who supports execution without trial, you don't get to criticize anyone's morality.

You're still upset that I said this?sprawl15: Having each one of your idiotic points shot down until you end up agreeing with me isn't really 'challenging my points'.If your ass pain lingers for more than two years, please consult a doctor.


I have a fark note for you saying that you support execution without trial, with a link to the thread.  I'm not upset about it in the slightest, I just keep it there to let me know that you're as immoral as they come, and it was made for times just like this, when you'd claim some kind of moral high ground compared to, well.. anyone.  The tea party doesn't support the idea that an accusation is as much of a justification for execution as a conviction, you do.
 
2013-10-11 12:30:38 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: I have a fark note for you saying that you support execution without trial, with a link to the thread.


And maybe one of these years you can read it.
 
2013-10-11 12:43:33 PM  
Holy Christ. Considering how bad they are the subtleties of satire and parody, a Conservative roast must be a nightmare.

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www.cultreviews.com
 
2013-10-11 12:43:51 PM  

sprawl15: BraveNewCheneyWorld: I have a fark note for you saying that you support execution without trial, with a link to the thread.

And maybe one of these years you can read it.


I did, it was entertaining to watch you get slapped around by so many people in that thread.  It was also amusing to see that you didn't realize how badly you were getting slapped around.
 
2013-10-11 12:46:08 PM  

Ned Stark: /Which rhetoric would that be anyway? I've been a commie for my whole fark career.


Except for when you're trolling as a conservative?
 
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