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(Bubblews)   Sure, Japan's got its problems and all, what with the radiation, wild monkeys and all those annoying bicycles. But it's also the only country to offer the BK BLACK NINJA BACON BURGER. Mmmmmm... Black Ninja Bacon   (bubblews.com) divider line 38
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2013-10-11 09:19:51 AM  
Is that like leathery, burnt bacon?
 
2013-10-11 09:21:32 AM  
I think the squid ink has gotten to their heads
 
2013-10-11 09:23:52 AM  
Nature gives animals protective coloring to ward away predators.  The Japanese seem to be mis-wired to read these signals as "delicious!".
 
2013-10-11 09:26:37 AM  
While I do understand that Japan is a weird place filled with people with weird ideas and notions, I never associated the nation with "annoying bicycles"
 
2013-10-11 09:26:56 AM  
Why does it have a big saggy ball sack hanging out of the bun?
 
2013-10-11 09:28:15 AM  
That's racist!
 
2013-10-11 09:28:22 AM  
Where's the bacon?  All I see is a slice of ham.
 
2013-10-11 09:29:15 AM  
If the diets of the Japanese consultants I work with are any indication then the hamburgers in Japan must really suck.  These guys fly over for two weeks to work in the US and then fly back for two weeks to work from home in Japan and when they are here in the US they eat nothing but hamburgers and BBQ.  Its really quite amazing to see these healthy Japanese guys turn into fat Americans as quickly as they do.

I think BK sucks here so I cant imagine how horrible this would be.

'Merica!
 
2013-10-11 09:30:29 AM  
Is it made from real ninja?
 
2013-10-11 09:31:32 AM  
But does it have tentacles?
 
2013-10-11 09:33:39 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-10-11 09:33:43 AM  
But... have they put it on a Pizza yet?
 
2013-10-11 09:37:49 AM  
WJW
 
ows
2013-10-11 09:39:03 AM  
so i'm guessing the farts are silent but deadly?

nice
 
2013-10-11 09:39:49 AM  
Does it come from Kung Fu Island?
 
2013-10-11 09:47:55 AM  
Shouldn't that be "African
-Japanese" ninja.
 
2013-10-11 09:48:09 AM  
 
2013-10-11 09:49:53 AM  
Shouldn't that be Ninja of Color?
 
2013-10-11 09:50:11 AM  
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/burger
 
2013-10-11 09:50:41 AM  
Nija, please.
 
2013-10-11 09:55:11 AM  

MaxSupernova: If the diets of the Japanese consultants I work with are any indication then the hamburgers in Japan must really suck.  These guys fly over for two weeks to work in the US and then fly back for two weeks to work from home in Japan and when they are here in the US they eat nothing but hamburgers and BBQ.  Its really quite amazing to see these healthy Japanese guys turn into fat Americans as quickly as they do.

I think BK sucks here so I cant imagine how horrible this would be.

'Merica!


A couple points from a longtime Tokyo resident:

1. Fast food in Japan is of somewhat higher quality than the same brands in the US. Not exponentially, but enough that you can tell the difference. Also, smaller portion sizes.

2. Most Japanese people have f'ing insane metabolism. Many ramen places offer free servings of noodles; one famous ramen shop in western Tokyo puts you on their Wall of Fame if you can eat 7 servings of noodles. 7. And that wall is packed.

At my favorite curry chain I have seen people eating the World Champion Class Major Curry, which is 5.5 pounds of food. These are not land whales; these are normal dudes and they finish all of it.

3. BBQ of the quality and gluttonous portions that Americans are used to is simply not available in Japan. There is a decent gourmet hamburger scene - I'm not just talking big chains like Mos Burger and Freshness Burger, but a lot of burger joints that would not be out of place in Austin, San Francisco, or New York. But it's not always cheap. So I can see the appeal for Japanese who visit the US frequently.
 
2013-10-11 10:01:37 AM  

dokool: A couple points from a longtime Tokyo resident: [...] I have seen people eating [...] 5.5 pounds of food. These are not land whales; these are normal dudes and they finish all of it.


Eat Like Snake

www.localityrosys.com

 
2013-10-11 10:02:59 AM  
No thanks, I'll stick with the grilled eel.
 
2013-10-11 10:04:04 AM  

ows: so i'm guessing the farts are silent but deadly?

nice


Just like a ninja
 
2013-10-11 10:04:46 AM  

TheWhoppah: dokool: A couple points from a longtime Tokyo resident: [...] I have seen people eating [...] 5.5 pounds of food. These are not land whales; these are normal dudes and they finish all of it.
Eat Like Snake[www.localityrosys.com image 562x390]


That's not even Japanese, it's Korean.
 
2013-10-11 10:09:01 AM  

Evil Mackerel: No thanks, I'll stick with the grilled eel.


Your jib. I like the cut of it.

Grilled eel is one of my fondest memories of Japan.

/that and seeing a sarariman read a phone book-sized hentai magazine in the subway during rush hour, sitting next to a very classy-looking woman in her 40s wearing a black scarf with the word "motherf***er written in bold letters all over it.
//god I miss that place sometimes...
///not so much the racism
 
2013-10-11 10:14:24 AM  

dokool: TheWhoppah: dokool: A couple points from a longtime Tokyo resident: [...] I have seen people eating [...] 5.5 pounds of food. These are not land whales; these are normal dudes and they finish all of it.
Eat Like Snake[www.localityrosys.com image 562x390]

That's not even Japanese, it's Korean.


Oh FFS Poindexter, if you gotta more appropriate video for this thread please share it with the rest of us.
Did you even notice my screen name?
I'm pretty much obligated to post in this one so I'm doing the best that I can.
 
2013-10-11 10:28:26 AM  

TheWhoppah: I'm pretty much obligated to post in this one so I'm doing the best that I can.


But there's actually decent stuff out of BK Japan! Like the Windows 7 burger they did a couple years back w/ 7 beef patties.

Burger King and Pepsi are basically in the same position in this country. Their market share is miniscule compared to their rivals, so they compensate with wacky flavors and campaigns to get any media attention they can. This is no different.
 
2013-10-11 10:29:49 AM  

MaxSupernova: If the diets of the Japanese consultants I work with are any indication then the hamburgers in Japan must really suck.  These guys fly over for two weeks to work in the US and then fly back for two weeks to work from home in Japan and when they are here in the US they eat nothing but hamburgers and BBQ.  Its really quite amazing to see these healthy Japanese guys turn into fat Americans as quickly as they do.

I think BK sucks here so I cant imagine how horrible this would be.

'Merica!


A Korean buddy of mine ate BK for dinner (and many many lunches) his first full year in the US before his wife moved over from Worse Korea. She apparently let him know his new shape was unacceptable as started sending him to work with home made Korean fare.

/I now love kimchi
 
2013-10-11 10:48:05 AM  

Arkanaut: Is it made from real ninja?


I would think ninjas are way too lean to make good bacon...
 
2013-10-11 10:57:47 AM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: ows: so i'm guessing the farts are silent but deadly?

nice

Just like a ninja


I shouldn't laugh at something so dumb.
 
2013-10-11 11:14:27 AM  
Let's see, problems facing Japan: radiation, wild monkeys, bicycles... oops you missed on subby.
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-11 11:32:35 AM  
Remember the good ol' days of the internet? GeoCities was in its death throes, people argued how pure ultimate power could defeat piracy. And if you needed a burger? Well you had trusty NinjaBurger. If they failed deliver it was OK since they had a seppuku guarantee.

/ misses the foobies tag
// somehow got over it
/// ????
 
2013-10-11 11:36:46 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-10-11 11:59:21 AM  
If the pig was a ninja, it wouldn't be bacon.
i265.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-11 01:03:51 PM  
A giant brush is a terrible ninja weapon. No wonder he is now ninja bacon!
 
2013-10-11 01:05:55 PM  
What is annoying about bicycles?
 
2013-10-11 05:35:10 PM  
Better pic
 
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