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(Komo)   Sasquatches live among us, farking love mushrooms   (komonews.com) divider line 26
    More: Obvious, bigfoot, Linus Norgren, KATU News  
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2013-10-11 09:05:37 AM  
Investigators said the naked man hit the hunter repeatedly in the head with a rock

That's doesn't seem very sportsmanlike.
 
2013-10-11 09:37:42 AM  
zoomers
 
2013-10-11 10:20:47 AM  
Let he who has not farked a love-mushroom throw the first stone at a Sasquatch.
 
2013-10-11 10:22:39 AM  
Goony goo goo.
 
2013-10-11 10:23:20 AM  
That's why I gave up hunting a few years ago.

Not because naked men were chasing me and hitting me in the head with rocks.   But because the area was very 'Squatchy'.
 
2013-10-11 10:30:03 AM  
cdn3.whatculture.com
 
2013-10-11 10:34:27 AM  
A love of psychoactive mushrooms might explain why Bigfoot doesn't move into towns, eating from garbage cans the way bears, racoons, etc., do.

I can't believe there are Bigfoot until somebody explains a few mysteries:

1) how come there are now ape-men on every continent except Antarctica? They sure spread far and fast for a creature nobody has ever photographed? how did they get to Australia in the last couple of centuries? they aren't marsupials are they? they aren't any more native to Australia or New Zealand than humans but there is no evidence they build boats or airplanes is there?
2) how do they avoid cameras set up by hunters?
3) why don't they get photographed at salt licks set up by hunters?
4) if they can mate with humans, why don't they talk?
5) why is there more Simpson DNA evidence than evidence of Bigfoot?
6) by now they ought to have done selfies of themselves with stolen cellphones or laptops, so where are the photos?
7) why do Bigfoot sightings map onto the density of human population rather than onto the remoteness of locations where a real big animal could hide?
8) where is their crap? do they bury it?
9) why don't they use tools? there ought to be tools all over the place if they are even as smart as Lucy the Australopithecus was
10) Swamp Apes? really? in Florida? How do they tell them from the humans? does Florida even have proper trees? Why wouldn't the apes raid orange groves like they do everywhere else there are apes and orchards?
 
2013-10-11 10:36:35 AM  
The last time I was out hunting I decided to sit under this lovely pine tree, I immediately fell asleep.  Roughly two hours later my brother in law come by and kicks me awake "it's gonna rain let's go" he says.  There were ticks crawling all over my gun.  Basically this is the same situation.
 
2013-10-11 10:49:32 AM  

maxx2112: Goony goo goo.


That's why she got that moustache Gus.
 
2013-10-11 10:50:48 AM  
"Investigators said they aren't sure why Norgren attacked the hunter or why he was naked."

[...]

"Investigators said he was under the influence of something..."

Wait... I'm having an idea... nope, it's gone.
 
2013-10-11 10:53:28 AM  
A naked man talking about Sasquatch used a rock to attack a hunter ...


If only the victim had a gun to defend himself.
 
2013-10-11 10:53:51 AM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHvrwUUvLZk">http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=iHvrwUUvLZk
 
2013-10-11 10:55:33 AM  

Sybarite: Investigators said the naked man hit the hunter repeatedly in the head with a rock

That's doesn't seem very sportsmanlike.


Done in freakin' one.
 
2013-10-11 11:05:13 AM  
Gwah dangit boy, that ain't how you go hoggin.
 
2013-10-11 11:06:43 AM  
Old MacDonald..A bad speller and a bad hunter...
 
2013-10-11 11:13:19 AM  

mikalmd: Old MacDonald..A bad speller and a bad hunter...


I saw that same commercial just last night.
 
2013-10-11 11:22:23 AM  
I thought they loved beef jerky for some reason...
 
2013-10-11 11:24:05 AM  
venturefans.org

You didn't tell me...
 
2013-10-11 11:31:51 AM  
Well, naked guy will get his $100,000 prize for surviving 'the hunt'.
Because there is no prey like human, that can think, and plan its survival.


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//not quoting, going for essence
 
2013-10-11 11:34:27 AM  
brantgoose:

3) why don't they get photographed at salt licks set up by hunters?


Because I loathe salt licks.

4) if they can mate with humans, why don't they talk?

I never have been very talkative.

6) by now they ought to have done selfies of themselves with stolen cellphones or laptops, so where are the photos?

Not a selfie, my husband took this.
imageshack.us

8) where is their crap? do they bury it?

I don't ask you about your bathroom habits.

9) why don't they use tools? there ought to be tools all over the place if they are even as smart as Lucy the Australopithecus was

They are in the tool box, where they should be.

10) Swamp Apes? really? in Florida? How do they tell them from the humans? does Florida even have proper trees? Why wouldn't the apes raid orange groves like they do everywhere else there are apes and orchards?

ugh. No. That humidity with all that hair? Oregon is fine, thanks. We have lovely apples and peaches.
 
2013-10-11 11:36:23 AM  
There are eight million stories in the naked forest.
 
2013-10-11 11:38:11 AM  
So, Khloe Kartrashian loves mushrooms?
 
2013-10-11 11:50:22 AM  

Sybarite: Investigators said the naked man hit the hunter repeatedly in the head with a rock

That's doesn't seem very sportsmanlike.


and Andre played a fake Sasquatch!

\\ the circle
\ is complete
 
2013-10-11 11:58:10 AM  
img.fark.net

Disappointed to not see this.
 
2013-10-11 12:03:02 PM  
static.foxsports.com

I found one!
 
2013-10-11 01:37:43 PM  
cdn.head-fi.org
 
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