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(Daily Mail)   15 year old who went streaking at football game kills himself after administration threatens him with sex offender registry   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 21
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2013-10-11 10:16:01 AM
5 votes:
did the school administration review video evidence of the event to prove it was him?  Good.  Have them charged with possession of child pornography
2013-10-11 10:12:32 AM
5 votes:
So he was...

*glasses*

Well hung?
2013-10-11 12:13:02 PM
3 votes:
I was in a model UN type class my senior year in high school in 1990 when I decided to pull a stunt in class. I had been the Israeli ambassador for a while, and like the real world, tried to be a pretty decent jerk to the Palestinian rep in class. So much so that at least once every few days a motion would be made to have me ejected from the assembly. Never had enough votes, so my jackassery usually continued.

One day I had gotten word that they had managed to scrape enough votes and the Friday assembly I'd be voted out. 

That's when I got the idea that if I had done it today, would be a fark headline.

I staged my own assassination for the assembly before that. Cleared it with the teacher in advance because I wasn't totally stupid. Except I did lie and tell him it'd be Friday, not Wednesday. I wanted his reaction to be as surprised and shocked as everyone elses.

So I got a buddy of mine who had ROTC with me and had a study hall that hour to be my assassin. We fashioned a black hood out of a pair of serviceable dress blue trousers, I gave him my Berretta cap pistol(which looked exactly like a real one). 

I had him wait outside the class in the hall, and on the cue 'anti-semetism' from a speech I was delivering on some sort of jewish cemetary defacing that had gone on in Paris at the time, he was to bust in class, fire the cap gun up in the air, shoot me with it, and drag my 'corpse' out into the hallway. He took a pillowcase, soaked it with red food coloring, put it on my head, pinned a note with the Arab Revolutionary Front taking credit for it and rolled my body back into class.

I don't think anyone even bothered coming out of other classes to see what the commotion was about.

Next time the class met, I introduced myself as the new ambassador and started with a clean slate.

That was just a mere 23 years ago.

How the times they a changed.
2013-10-11 10:19:10 AM
3 votes:

doglover: Public nudity should be mandatory. That would solve everything.


After seeing me naked, y'all would be petitioning for mandatory burkas
2013-10-11 10:09:25 AM
3 votes:
15 year old who wanted attention and got attention no longer wanted attention.
2013-10-11 07:27:04 AM
3 votes:
Is there a greater crime than nudity?

If there is, I can't think of one right now.
2013-10-11 01:39:54 PM
2 votes:
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2013-10-11 10:16:01 AM
2 votes:

rudemix: So he was...

*glasses*

Well hung?


I guess this means that
*glasses*
His streak is over...
2013-10-11 10:15:10 AM
2 votes:

rudemix: So he was...

*glasses*

Well hung?


Actually, no; he died of his injuries two days later. If he'd been well hung, they would have found him dead.

/i know, i know...
2013-10-11 04:34:28 AM
2 votes:
OK, I hereby decree that all humans in the Holy Godly State of Alabama should have their junk carefully removed and cryogenically stored, to be used only for procreative purposes after lengthy psychological screening prior to each act of procreative activity.

I mean, since junk is so satanic and hideous and illegal and sh*t.
2013-10-12 12:11:47 AM
1 votes:
Oh come on! It's just a naked boy, nothing to be outraged about! He didn't have jiggling evil female boobs that would have turned everyone who saw them into homicidal rapists!
2013-10-11 02:20:51 PM
1 votes:

Evil Mackerel: They are a real threat.


More than you can imagine, given that they reside in God fearing country.

images9.fotki.com
2013-10-11 11:32:51 AM
1 votes:
See how our countries love of draconian law and fear of human sexuality has saved the chirrens?
2013-10-11 11:30:23 AM
1 votes:
Sounds like he was a victim of bullying... by the school administration. Isn't there some kind of zero tolerance for bullying in schools?
2013-10-11 10:54:19 AM
1 votes:

Easy Reader: LasersHurt: ...and was buried october 7th. I know this might get downvoted, and I apologize for any errors or wrongdoings by posting this. This is my Boobies, and I felt this just needed to be said. So much is being said that is wrong and I just want the truth at there. If you have any questions, pm me."

???


Filter changes "Boobies" to "Boobies." It was in the Copypasta I guess.
2013-10-11 10:42:14 AM
1 votes:

Mugato: So I've been to New Orleans on any given weekend, not just Mardi Gras and Savanna on St. Paddy's Day and adult naked girls on the street are plentiful. Do they get arrested and put on a list? Keep in mind, I am in no way advocating that they should be, I'm just asking.


They get put on my list of things to do.
2013-10-11 10:23:20 AM
1 votes:

Billy Bathsalt: Seriously, a sex offender registry has the aim of keeping dangerous criminals in the public spotlight.  You don't help to single out the dangerous trees if the entire forest is on the list.  Is the creep moving in next door on the list because he took a leak behind a billboard or because he raped a nun?


www.asterick.com

When we're all criminals, no one will be....

Seriously, almost anything can be interpreted as a crime now. And with people doing anything they can to punish these new 'criminals', society is heading toward a collapse where no one can find a job because they have a record. Then people will turn to more crime because they have no prospects and no hope.
2013-10-11 10:18:45 AM
1 votes:

Nacc: 15 year old doing something many grown ass men have done, needs to be super serially treated.

What the actual fark happened to our youth and shenanigans.


Honestly? We gave everyone a vote.

Didn't you ever read that story in school where the mother is cooking soup and every family member tells her "I don't like X. Don't put X in the soup." and in the end she just serves them all hot water?
2013-10-11 10:09:00 AM
1 votes:
Public nudity should be mandatory. That would solve everything.
2013-10-11 04:45:57 AM
1 votes:

Kittypie070: OK, I hereby decree that all humans in the Holy Godly State of Alabama should have their junk carefully removed and cryogenically stored, to be used only for procreative purposes after lengthy psychological screening prior to each act of procreative activity.

I mean, since junk is so satanic and hideous and illegal and sh*t.


Ummm... it was the liberals in California who started the sex offender registry BS in the US. It went federal in 1994, under the liberal Democrats and Bill Clinton, as part of the assault weapons ban.
2013-10-11 03:47:32 AM
1 votes:
15 years old: not old enough for others to fark but old enough to get put on sexual registration lists
 
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