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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)   Woman strikes fawn with her car, then gets out to help it. Another car then strikes the mother of the fawn, who goes flying into the air and strikes the woman who struck the fawn. Oh dear that's confusing   (denver.cbslocal.com) divider line 63
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2013-10-11 12:02:19 AM
DOE!
 
2013-10-11 12:09:43 AM
There was an old lady who hit a young fawn,
I don't know why, she hit a young fawn...
 
2013-10-11 03:50:15 AM
BAM!bi
 
2013-10-11 03:51:51 AM
Pull over after hitting and surviving being hit by a quadruped mammal young one. The Mom is ALWAYS watching !
Subby did have the chance to go with a walmart thing, but hey .
 
2013-10-11 03:54:37 AM
Bambi's cradle
 
2013-10-11 04:03:36 AM
How do you HELP it besides by putting a bullet in its brain?
 
2013-10-11 04:05:00 AM

CPT Ethanolic: There was an old lady who hit a young fawn,
I don't know why, she hit a young fawn...


Damn you, beat me to the idea.

My effort:

There was an old lady who mowed down a fawn.
I dunno why she mowed down that fawn,
Soon it will be gone.

There was an old lady who felt guilt inside her,
As that poor fawn wiggled and wriggled beside her.
She got out of her car to help the fawn.
She heard tires squeal as she stepped on the lawn -
Soon she will be gone.

There was one more lady who mowed down a deer;
As the other poor biddy just wallowed in fear!
She mowed down the deer that watched its fawn,
That wiggled and wriggled and longed to be gone.
She vaulted that dear right into the sky,
And everyone wondered just where it would fly.
And who would die.
 
2013-10-11 04:06:07 AM
Ah gotdangit, replace the final "dear" with "deer". Kept doing that as I was typing, thought I got them all.
 
2013-10-11 04:10:33 AM
Seems like Christmas comes earlier every year...

Link
 
2013-10-11 04:10:48 AM
www.sanfranciscosentinel.com
 
2013-10-11 04:10:54 AM

fusillade762: DOE!


A deer!
 
2013-10-11 04:10:59 AM
Bambi III is farking depressing...
 
2013-10-11 04:11:43 AM
When I was in highschool, one of my classmates rode bicycles competitively (like speed road biking or whatever, not tricks). Anyhow, he was out riding/training one day and a cop car was traveling in the opposite direction. Deer ran right out, got smacked by the cop car, flew threw the air and hit and/or kicked the kid in the head, killing him on the spot.

Was kind of farked up.
 
2013-10-11 04:20:42 AM

gweilo8888: Ah gotdangit, replace the final "dear" with "deer". Kept doing that as I was typing, thought I got them all.


Yeah.
Wanted to say that.
 
2013-10-11 04:23:51 AM

Alonjar: When I was in highschool, one of my classmates rode bicycles competitively (like speed road biking or whatever, not tricks). Anyhow, he was out riding/training one day and a cop car was traveling in the opposite direction. Deer ran right out, got smacked by the cop car, flew threw the air and hit and/or kicked the kid in the head, killing him on the spot.

Was kind of farked up.


Sorry to hear that. I had a friend who died from a heart attack while watching our high school football game. Oct 24 1981 is a day I will always remember.
 
2013-10-11 04:42:20 AM
And that's the day that Bambi became determined to kill all the humans.

/Sie sind das Essen  und wir sind die  Jäger!
 
2013-10-11 05:12:48 AM

Wicked Kitty: fusillade762: DOE!

A deer!


A female deer!
 
2013-10-11 05:20:32 AM

WrongTrousers: BAM!bi


nice

/deer, oh dear
//paying too much gta v
//my new mission is to hit every animal on the game with every vehicle
 
2013-10-11 05:30:26 AM
Soooo, nothing about the fate of said deer?

Sad
 
2013-10-11 05:37:52 AM

Alonjar: When I was in highschool, one of my classmates rode bicycles competitively (like speed road biking or whatever, not tricks). Anyhow, he was out riding/training one day and a cop car was traveling in the opposite direction. Deer ran right out, got smacked by the cop car, flew threw the air and hit and/or kicked the kid in the head, killing him on the spot.

Was kind of farked up.


Holy crap, that is insane.
 
2013-10-11 05:46:45 AM

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assets.nydailynews.com

 
2013-10-11 06:24:05 AM

CPT Ethanolic: There was an old lady who hit a young fawn,
I don't know why, she hit a young fawn...


Now she's on my lawn.
 
2013-10-11 06:30:00 AM
And all the survivor get are two bucks..

/here all week
//try the venison
/// it's fresh
 
2013-10-11 06:30:01 AM
at first, thought the article was satyr.
 
2013-10-11 06:52:46 AM
We don't why.
Perhaps she'll die.
 
2013-10-11 06:58:41 AM
This is the car
That hit the deer
That hit the girl
That hit the fawn
That lived near the house that Jack built.
 
2013-10-11 07:11:06 AM
How the eff did I miss the old lady who lived in a shoe references? There were only a couple dozen posts FFS!

/caffeine
//needs it
 
2013-10-11 07:14:50 AM

CPT Ethanolic: There was an old lady who hit a young fawn,
I don't know why, she hit a young fawn...


*shakes tiny fist*

I came in to post something very similar.
 
2013-10-11 07:26:32 AM

gweilo8888: CPT Ethanolic: There was an old lady who hit a young fawn,
I don't know why, she hit a young fawn...

Damn you, beat me to the idea.

My effort:

There was an old lady who mowed down a fawn.
I dunno why she mowed down that fawn,
Soon it will be gone.

There was an old lady who felt guilt inside her,
As that poor fawn wiggled and wriggled beside her.
She got out of her car to help the fawn.
She heard tires squeal as she stepped on the lawn -
Soon she will be gone.

There was one more lady who mowed down a deer;
As the other poor biddy just wallowed in fear!
She mowed down the deer that watched its fawn,
That wiggled and wriggled and longed to be gone.
She vaulted that dear right into the sky,
And everyone wondered just where it would fly.
And who would die.


.

Did she live in a fly away shoe with Higle me, Pigle me, title me too?

/ps. Somebody ate the baby
 
2013-10-11 07:27:08 AM

OhioUGrad: Alonjar: When I was in highschool, one of my classmates rode bicycles competitively (like speed road biking or whatever, not tricks). Anyhow, he was out riding/training one day and a cop car was traveling in the opposite direction. Deer ran right out, got smacked by the cop car, flew threw the air and hit and/or kicked the kid in the head, killing him on the spot.

Was kind of farked up.

Holy crap, that is insane.


A lot of times a vehicle will strike a deer, then it winds up flying into the air and killing an oncoming driver or the driver directly behind.  That is insane.  Since you're from O.U. I know you've heard of this.
 
2013-10-11 07:30:18 AM

1nsanilicious: gweilo8888: CPT Ethanolic: There was an old lady who hit a young fawn,
I don't know why, she hit a young fawn...

Damn you, beat me to the idea.

My effort:

There was an old lady who mowed down a fawn.
I dunno why she mowed down that fawn,
Soon it will be gone.

There was an old lady who felt guilt inside her,
As that poor fawn wiggled and wriggled beside her.
She got out of her car to help the fawn.
She heard tires squeal as she stepped on the lawn -
Soon she will be gone.

There was one more lady who mowed down a deer;
As the other poor biddy just wallowed in fear!
She mowed down the deer that watched its fawn,
That wiggled and wriggled and longed to be gone.
She vaulted that dear right into the sky,
And everyone wondered just where it would fly.
And who would die.

.

Did she live in a fly away shoe with Higle me, Pigle me, title me too?

/ps. Somebody ate the baby


CURSE YOU AUTO CORRECT!!!!1!111

* tigle me
 
2013-10-11 07:37:53 AM
I thought Fawn died in a tragic kiln explosion....
 
2013-10-11 07:47:50 AM
Stupid is as stupid does.
 
2013-10-11 07:52:45 AM

dentalhilljack: I thought Fawn died in a tragic kiln explosion....


BOO!

O.K., I LOLd.

/boys will be boys...
 
2013-10-11 07:56:43 AM
She was luck to save her hide.
 
2013-10-11 08:09:08 AM

Cold_Sassy: OhioUGrad: Alonjar: When I was in highschool, one of my classmates rode bicycles competitively (like speed road biking or whatever, not tricks). Anyhow, he was out riding/training one day and a cop car was traveling in the opposite direction. Deer ran right out, got smacked by the cop car, flew threw the air and hit and/or kicked the kid in the head, killing him on the spot.

Was kind of farked up.

Holy crap, that is insane.

A lot of times a vehicle will strike a deer, then it winds up flying into the air and killing an oncoming driver or the driver directly behind.  That is insane.  Since you're from O.U. I know you've heard of this.


I've heard of deer going over the car and hitting the car behind the original accident. Cannot say I've heard of one being flung into oncoming traffic and hitting/killing a driver going the opposite direction, and never heard of one striking someone on a bicycle. The area where I live in now has quite a few deer, but thankfully it's more residential so the speed limit is 25 and minimizes deer vs car accidents.
 
2013-10-11 08:24:03 AM
www.movie-film-review.com
 
2013-10-11 08:24:15 AM

OhioUGrad: I've heard of deer going over the car and hitting the car behind the original accident. Cannot say I've heard of one being flung into oncoming traffic and hitting/killing a driver going the opposite direction


Here's a neat one for you then: Small econobox hits black bear, only fatalities were driver and passenger of oncoming SUV.
http://www.minnpost.com/global-post/2011/06/flying-bear-kills-2-cana di ans-freak-crash
 
2013-10-11 08:29:55 AM
Well,  in Adams Co. last year, there were two pickup trucks heading in opposite directions on a two lane road.  Pickup #1 hits the deer, its goes airbourne and directly into the windshield of pickup #2 and killed the driver instantly.  Freak accident?  Definitely.  But I have heard of it before.

Read on:  http://www.wcpo.com/news/region-east-cincinnati/ohio-highway-patrol-i s -investigating-a-fatal-crash-involving-a-deer
 
2013-10-11 08:32:53 AM

Cold_Sassy: Well,  in Adams Co. last year, there were two pickup trucks heading in opposite directions on a two lane road.  Pickup #1 hits the deer, its goes airbourne and directly into the windshield of pickup #2 and killed the driver instantly.  Freak accident?  Definitely.  But I have heard of it before.

Read on:  http://www.wcpo.com/news/region-east-cincinnati/ohio-highway-patrol-i s -investigating-a-fatal-crash-involving-a-deer


It's made even more incredible by that fact that there are about 15 residents in Adams County!

/of course, that was on 52
//probably just passing through.....
 
2013-10-11 08:34:33 AM
What's there to stop for?  Unless you're a meth-head, of course.
 
2013-10-11 08:56:09 AM
So that's when you field dress her and turn the meat into sausage.

/of course you also have to ditch her car in a nearby lake.
 
2013-10-11 08:56:46 AM

dentalhilljack: I thought Fawn died in a tragic kiln explosion....


EWWWWWWWW!!!!!
 
2013-10-11 08:56:51 AM
Wow this is the third time I have used this so far....

As someone who hit and killed a deer recently (Tuesday night) I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...

I had an oncoming vehicle to the left a deep ditch to the right and a deer right in front of me. I had to hit the deer and hope for the best.  Luckily it went up over the passenger side and into the ditch, landing about 5 meters from the road.  I didn't even bother climbing into the ditch to check on it, there was no way it was alive.  Also my radiator had spewed a bunch of coolant onto the engine and black smoke was pouring out of the destroyed hood so until I stopped and actually smelled the smoke to realize it was just coolant smoldering I was busy grabbing anything valuable from the car.
 
2013-10-11 09:09:29 AM
Is that a 3X combo or a 5X?
 
2013-10-11 09:13:47 AM

GeekDragon: Here's a neat one for you then: Small econobox hits black bear, only fatalities were driver and passenger of oncoming SUV.
http://www.minnpost.com/global-post/2011/06/flying-bear-kills-2-cana di ans-freak-crash


First - whoever wrote that article should be shot for their bad geography.

Second - bears on roads aren't all that rare - I drove across Canada (and back) one summer and despite all the warnings from nearly every member of my family, I didn't see a single moose; but I did have two black bears cross the highway in front of me on my journey.

/different bears
 
2013-10-11 09:21:07 AM
I'm not drunk enough to tell my deer/vehicle story.  It involves a BMW k75s motorcycle, Bambi and lots and lots of blood.
 
2013-10-11 09:26:14 AM

orclover: I'm not drunk enough to tell my deer/vehicle story.  It involves a BMW k75s motorcycle, Bambi and lots and lots of blood.


Yikes - yours or the deer's?
 
2013-10-11 09:46:56 AM
So, who got the venison?
 
2013-10-11 09:55:57 AM

dentalhilljack: I thought Fawn died in a tragic kiln explosion....


Is that an animal house reference?
 
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