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(AP)   The Headmaster of a School in Georgia plans to cancel classes ....... because of great weather   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 5
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2013-10-11 04:10:49 AM
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My dad likes to talk about calling in sick to work with a vision problem.

On days like that, he just can't see himself going in to work.
2013-10-11 02:15:31 AM
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HotWingAgenda: Peepeye: I don't see a problem with this. I like his reasoning.

/but on the other hand....parents have to make accomodations if they work.

This. Also, to be a downer, the only people that would not be otherwise occupied on a nice day like that would be those kids, and unemployed child predators.


...Because the unemployed who don't prey on children all burn up in nice weather like vampires in the sun.

/wish it was the other way around
2013-10-11 01:59:41 AM
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A friend had the coolest mom ever... One beautiful spring day said friend wistfully mentioned how it was far too nice a day to spend in school, so her mom wrote her the following note:

"To whom it may concern:

Michelle was unable to attend school yesterday as she was exhibiting symptoms of bucolic."

The school accepted the note without comment.
2013-10-11 01:30:02 AM
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Infobahn: This summer, I called into a company I was doing business with based in Seattle, and got the "we're closed today due to good weather" message.


To be fair, it is Seattle.  Here in Ohio it can get kinda of crazy this time of year.  I hate the winters, but at least I am not in North Dakota during winter.
2013-10-11 01:22:08 AM
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This summer, I called into a company I was doing business with based in Seattle, and got the "we're closed today due to good weather" message.
 
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