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(Abc.net.au)   Kangaroos, long thought the "safe" Australian animal, have now taken to home invasions to harden up their reputation   (abc.net.au) divider line 61
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2013-10-10 11:39:03 PM
Know what animal kills the most people in Australia? Horses.
 
2013-10-10 11:52:35 PM
A huge kangaroo has kept police busy overnight after it broke into a home near Gin Gin, south-west of Bundaberg in southern Queensland.

Sergeant Graham Bub says a family at Moolboolaman phoned about an intruder thumping around their home about midnight (AEST).

ummm yeah...
 
2013-10-10 11:55:22 PM
To be fair, he was just looking for their Joey....

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2013-10-11 12:05:43 AM

Tellingthem: A huge kangaroo has kept police busy overnight after it broke into a home near Gin Gin, south-west of Bundaberg in southern Queensland.

Sergeant Graham Bub says a family at Moolboolaman phoned about an intruder thumping around their home about midnight (AEST).

ummm yeah...


What's the hubbub, Bub?
 
2013-10-11 12:12:24 AM

BATMANATEE: Know what animal kills the most people in Australia? Horses.


That's because horses in Australia shoot a bunch of funnel-web spiders at you every time they neigh.
 
2013-10-11 01:08:36 AM
Come at me, bro
www.roflzoo.com
 
2013-10-11 02:36:49 AM

BATMANATEE: Know what animal kills the most people in Australia? Horses.


In the States that animal is 'humans'.
 
2013-10-11 05:13:52 AM
and you know he'll be back on the streets doing it again in a few weeks because of their court system.
 
2013-10-11 05:36:27 AM
I am not from XXXX, but even I know that Roos are not safe. They play punch games all the time. /Right turn,  Clyde

// I know. Gotcha . Be well
 
2013-10-11 05:36:48 AM
 
2013-10-11 05:38:14 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Come at me, bro
[www.roflzoo.com image 640x393]


Okay- yer TF. submit that as a caption, but require they use wanker instead of bro. Hilarity ensues, or a thread melts down. Im good either way, ty : )
 
2013-10-11 05:39:47 AM
Trust me dude- it will so work !
 
2013-10-11 05:40:55 AM
/tip your waitstaff and we hope you enjoyed the whatever it was that you had. !
 
2013-10-11 05:45:33 AM

Kanemano: Obligatory


Just found out that Chopper Read died
 
2013-10-11 05:50:25 AM
Again?
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2013-10-11 05:51:41 AM

BATMANATEE: Know what animal kills the most people in Australia? Horses.


You'd think people would've learned their lesson after Mr Hands.
 
2013-10-11 06:04:38 AM

Kanemano: Kanemano: Obligatory

Just found out that Chopper Read died


Well, I heard it first from you, right here, just now.

No fark headline for him?

Oh, and anyone who thought of kangaroos as being a "safe" Australian animal is an idiot.

Come to think of it, I'm not sure there are any "safe" Australian animals.
 
2013-10-11 06:14:17 AM
Sufferin' succotash.
 
2013-10-11 06:16:20 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Come at me, bro
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krikey! look at the mits on that kanga! it could rip your nards out.
 
2013-10-11 06:23:48 AM
I just want to live in Gin Gin.

/and commit sin sin.
 
2013-10-11 06:27:01 AM
A Kangaroo once bit my sister...
 
2013-10-11 06:29:42 AM

Nidiot: Kanemano: Kanemano: Obligatory

Just found out that Chopper Read died

Well, I heard it first from you, right here, just now.

No fark headline for him?

Oh, and anyone who thought of kangaroos as being a "safe" Australian animal is an idiot.

Come to think of it, I'm not sure there are any "safe" Australian animals.


Some of the sheep.

Some.
 
2013-10-11 06:30:32 AM

maddermaxx: A Kangaroo once bit my sister...


I so wanted to post that......
 
2013-10-11 06:33:57 AM

Monkeyman935: I just want to live in Gin Gin.

/and commit sin sin.


The problem with that place is that it smells of junipers...And there is not tonic..
 
2013-10-11 06:43:07 AM
The aboriginal names of places and things in Wankerland South sound like they were made up by a window-licking 6 year old.
 
2013-10-11 06:47:04 AM

Kanemano: Obligatory


Maybe they should tie the kangaroos down

/Sport
/And wallabies are a dangerous breed
 
2013-10-11 06:56:21 AM

Prank Monkey: The aboriginal names of places and things in Wankerland South sound like they were made up by a window-licking 6 year old.


Like they have been made up by a window-licking six year old, is exactly how every aboriginal name sounds.
 
2013-10-11 06:59:44 AM
What a fuhrer they've raised
 
2013-10-11 07:10:50 AM

Nidiot: Like they have been made up by a window-licking six year old, is exactly how every aboriginal name sounds.


hold your tongue and say "apple" three times fast.
 
2013-10-11 07:11:48 AM
Roos? Safe? Pull the other one mate!

They are dangerous to approach but the main way they hurt people is by leaping in front of cars.
 
2013-10-11 07:17:16 AM
I'm sure if scientists looked hard enough, they'd discover kangaroos have venom sacs, just like everything else in Australia.
 
2013-10-11 07:23:18 AM
Who told you Kangaroos were safe?
 
2013-10-11 07:32:34 AM

bighairyguy: Kanemano: Obligatory

Maybe they should tie the kangaroos down

/Sport
/And wallabies are a dangerous breed


And, their mothers, as well...
 
2013-10-11 07:38:19 AM
s3.amazonaws.com
...nuff said
 
2013-10-11 07:56:04 AM
BumpInTheNight


and you know he'll be back on the streets doing it again in a few weeks because of their kangaroo court system.

FTFY
 
2013-10-11 07:59:08 AM
I get a kick out the fact we have a tag "Fauna of Australia".
 
2013-10-11 08:04:49 AM
Kangaroos are not safe. Those things  will fark you up.
 
2013-10-11 08:23:08 AM
www.darkhorizons.com
 
2013-10-11 08:30:40 AM

Nidiot: Kanemano: Kanemano: Obligatory

Just found out that Chopper Read died

Well, I heard it first from you, right here, just now.

No fark headline for him?

Oh, and anyone who thought of kangaroos as being a "safe" Australian animal is an idiot.

Come to think of it, I'm not sure there are any "safe" Australian animals.


There's no such thing as a "safe" wild animal. Animals capable of surviving in the wilderness develop instincts and behaviors that are not compatible with human civilization, including a tendency to tear open anything that stands between themselves and a source of food, whether that's the most securely sealed garbage can, the outer skin of your pets and children, or the walls of your house.

/and can we stop with the whole "humans encroaching upon their territory" BS?
//humans are the only living creature ever found in nature that does not instinctively try to encroach upon as much territory as it can claim and drive other competing creatures away from
///not that we can't or won't do it, just that we normally try to find other ways to deal with the environment besides "destroy or drive off all competing life forms"
 
2013-10-11 08:34:20 AM

fallingblox: [s3.amazonaws.com image 649x270]
...nuff said



came for, left happy.
 
2013-10-11 08:41:58 AM

Gothnet: Roos? Safe? Pull the other one mate!

They are dangerous to approach but the main way they hurt people is by leaping in front of cars.



Yeah, found that one out the hard way. Wasn't much fun hitting it, less fun watching it thrash around in the road for five minutes dying. It's not the leaping out that annoys me, it's the being too dumb to change direction when they see you coming.
 
2013-10-11 08:46:00 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Come at me, bro


Shaolin Praying Mantis style.
 
2013-10-11 08:46:17 AM
It's just a little mouse..
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2013-10-11 08:55:44 AM

Nidiot: Kanemano: Kanemano: Obligatory

Just found out that Chopper Read died

Well, I heard it first from you, right here, just now.

No fark headline for him?

Oh, and anyone who thought of kangaroos as being a "safe" Australian animal is an idiot.

Come to think of it, I'm not sure there are any "safe" Australian animals.


news.bbcimg.co.uk
 
2013-10-11 08:59:51 AM

fallingblox: [s3.amazonaws.com image 649x270]
...nuff said


come on... it's the Ice-T version or nothing...

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2013-10-11 09:01:27 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Come at me, bro


When I was a kid I got the shiat beat out of me by a kangaroo (yes, they really do look like they're boxing). He wanted my bag of peanuts.

At the time it scared me but as an adult I find it pretty damn funny. I would totally laugh if I saw it happening to someone else.
 
2013-10-11 09:01:49 AM
We all know the real threat from Australia...

spacecollective.org

/Hot like a boot to the rear end
 
2013-10-11 09:10:46 AM
I have a good friend who's a kangaroo so I can't be racist.
 
2013-10-11 09:11:23 AM
Not ALL kangaroos are criminals. So we can't generalize.
 
2013-10-11 09:28:48 AM

BumpInTheNight: and you know he'll be back on the streets doing it again in a few weeks because of their court system.


A kangaroo court? I've heard of that. It's pathetic, those 'roos run around the streets in their baggy pants and hoodies but when they show up in court they've got three-piece suits. Think they're fooling someone.
 
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