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(SILive)   He held his arms up "like Superman" and dove from the Staten Island Ferry into the cold waters of New York Harbor. But Superman he was not   (silive.com) divider line 44
    More: Dumbass, Staten Island Ferry, New York Harbor, Staten Island, West Brighton, Port Richmond  
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2013-10-10 09:24:19 PM
Aquaman he may have been.
 
2013-10-10 09:27:48 PM
Someone should make a movie about people who are superheroes in their own minds, but to everyone else they are paranoid schizophrenics. Not sure if that would be a comedy or just a sad movie.
 
2013-10-10 09:28:45 PM
Kryptonite is standard issue on the Staten Island Ferry. Everyone knows this.
 
2013-10-10 09:44:25 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-10 09:45:55 PM
But at least he was Christoper Reeve when they pulled him out.

/until his nerves recovered
//have to cancel that window seat.
///employment issues
 
2013-10-10 09:47:58 PM
He was Aquaman and he accidentally summoned all the New Jersey Whitefish. Now the Justice League won't let him back in.
 
2013-10-10 09:48:15 PM
Maybe he was swimming to Cambodia.
 
2013-10-10 09:53:47 PM
Luckily a fellow tourist got a snapshot just before the jump
superman-t-shirt.com
 
2013-10-10 09:55:43 PM
Cold? The water is near 68F this time of year. Same as late June. That's not cold for NY.
 
2013-10-10 09:58:50 PM
The rope between his leg and the engine block must have come loose.
 
2013-10-10 10:06:01 PM

Joe USer: Cold? The water is near 68F this time of year. Same as late June. That's not cold for NY.


It's wetsuit weather....but then again I was in the water for two hours today. This guy's a puss.
 
2013-10-10 10:06:24 PM
There was this actor, forget his name, who could do the perfect monologue about this, I know it.  The Swimming to Cambodia guy.
 
2013-10-10 10:07:17 PM

tylerdurden217: Someone should make a movie about people who are superheroes in their own minds, but to everyone else they are paranoid schizophrenics. Not sure if that would be a comedy or just a sad movie.


b.vimeocdn.com

would you settle for the intro to Kick Ass?
 
2013-10-10 10:09:39 PM

RoyBatty: There was this actor, forget his name, who could do the perfect monologue about this, I know it.  The Swimming to Cambodia guy.


Spalding Gray
 
2013-10-10 10:18:24 PM
Yay....

www.tubcat.com
 
2013-10-10 10:20:31 PM
Suicide attempt LOL!!

Amidoingthisrite?
 
2013-10-10 10:21:38 PM
My crazy ex-fiancee jumped from one of the causeways connecting Miami beach to the mainland. I forget if it was the Julia Tuttle or the McArthur, for those familiar with the area it was the one where at the high point of the bridge headed inland you look to the right and see the Miami Herald building.

At that highest point she asks me to stop the car. She had been pounding cheap beers way past the point her tiny frame could handle while sitting on a hot beach all day. She needed to puke.

I pull onto the shoulder. She gets out, climbs four feet up onto the thick concrete wall, looks down and vomits.

Then she sits down on the divider wall, legs dangling, with vomit drool still hanging from her lips. At this point I'm begging her to come back. As I start to climb up to physically restrain her she jumps.

I looked down to watch her enter the water. After what felt like forever she bobbed back up face down and spread eagle and I watched the current of Biscayne bay carry her away.

After a few seconds of yelling wtf at the sky i had the presence of mind to dial 911 but not enough to provide an accurate location. Thankfully a passing pleasure boat saw her jump, fished her out, and pumped her lungs. I had to run down the bridge in flip flops and onto parrot jungle island property to meet up with them and the paramedics. My poor toes were bloodied and their poor boat was covered in bile.

About a week later when she was released from the hospital she was really mad at me for suggesting to her doctors she may have been suicidal.

You may see this as a cautionary tale about not sticking your dick in crazy, but it's not. She was hot. And she wouldn't let me cum in her,and wouldn't swallow, but would do this thing where right before I came I'd pull out of her, she would finish me expertly with her mouth, and then eyeing me with a slutty grin she'd drool my essence all over her perky tits.

I'm glad I'm not with her anymore, but that made the craziness worth it.
 
2013-10-10 10:24:11 PM
This is why I only put on my cape and jump off stuff when no one else is around.
 
2013-10-10 10:25:46 PM

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Suicide attempt LOL!!

Amidoingthisrite?


Apparently not. Try again??
 
2013-10-10 10:25:53 PM

troggy: My crazy ex-fiancee jumped from one of the causeways connecting Miami beach to the mainland. I forget if it was the Julia Tuttle or the McArthur, for those familiar with the area it was the one where at the high point of the bridge headed inland you look to the right and see the Miami Herald building....



Holy shiat that was an awesome story.
 
2013-10-10 10:32:53 PM
I didn't realize sticking your hands in the air was an activity that would be most closely associated with Superman.  Marathon winners, high divers, orangutans, fast zombies....
 
2013-10-10 10:33:32 PM

troggy: My crazy ex-fiancee jumped from one of the causeways connecting Miami beach to the mainland. I forget if it was the Julia Tuttle or the McArthur, for those familiar with the area it was the one where at the high point of the bridge headed inland you look to the right and see the Miami Herald building.

At that highest point she asks me to stop the car. She had been pounding cheap beers way past the point her tiny frame could handle while sitting on a hot beach all day. She needed to puke.

I pull onto the shoulder. She gets out, climbs four feet up onto the thick concrete wall, looks down and vomits.

Then she sits down on the divider wall, legs dangling, with vomit drool still hanging from her lips. At this point I'm begging her to come back. As I start to climb up to physically restrain her she jumps.

I looked down to watch her enter the water. After what felt like forever she bobbed back up face down and spread eagle and I watched the current of Biscayne bay carry her away.

After a few seconds of yelling wtf at the sky i had the presence of mind to dial 911 but not enough to provide an accurate location. Thankfully a passing pleasure boat saw her jump, fished her out, and pumped her lungs. I had to run down the bridge in flip flops and onto parrot jungle island property to meet up with them and the paramedics. My poor toes were bloodied and their poor boat was covered in bile.

About a week later when she was released from the hospital she was really mad at me for suggesting to her doctors she may have been suicidal.

You may see this as a cautionary tale about not sticking your dick in crazy, but it's not. She was hot. And she wouldn't let me cum in her,and wouldn't swallow, but would do this thing where right before I came I'd pull out of her, she would finish me expertly with her mouth, and then eyeing me with a slutty grin she'd drool my essence all over her perky tits.

I'm glad I'm not with her anymore, but that made the craziness worth it.



CSB +1
 
2013-10-10 10:37:07 PM

berylman: I didn't realize sticking your hands in the air was an activity that would be most closely associated with Superman.  Marathon winners, high divers, orangutans, fast zombies....


fc08.deviantart.net

media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-10 10:37:59 PM
I guess he found out where that ferry was going...
 
2013-10-10 10:42:59 PM

tylerdurden217: Someone should make a movie about people who are superheroes in their own minds, but to everyone else they are paranoid schizophrenics. Not sure if that would be a comedy or just a sad movie.




It would be a mediocre tragicomedy:
www.thehollywoodnews.com
 
2013-10-10 10:44:59 PM

tylerdurden217: Someone should make a movie about people who are superheroes in their own minds, but to everyone else they are paranoid schizophrenics. Not sure if that would be a comedy or just a sad movie.


2006, "Special" starring Michael Rappaport. I'm on my phone so I can't link to the IMDB page.

/it was a sad movie
 
2013-10-10 10:49:17 PM
There's never a shark around when you need one.
 
2013-10-10 11:10:33 PM
"Rescuers pull man cops say jumped from the Staten Island Ferry to safety......"

RTFA and it does not mention what was wrong with the SIF that made jumping into the Hudson a jump "to safety..."

Was troggy's crazy ex on board????
 
2013-10-10 11:26:46 PM

Crudbucket: tylerdurden217: Someone should make a movie about people who are superheroes in their own minds, but to everyone else they are paranoid schizophrenics. Not sure if that would be a comedy or just a sad movie.

2006, "Special" starring Michael Rappaport. I'm on my phone so I can't link to the IMDB page.

/it was a sad movie



Just watched it recently. Hoped someone would mention it.
 
2013-10-10 11:42:32 PM
static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-10-10 11:52:30 PM

troggy: My crazy ex-fiancee jumped from one of the causeways connecting Miami beach to the mainland.

You may see this as a cautionary tale about not sticking your dick in crazy, but it's not. She was hot. And she wouldn't let me cum in her,and wouldn't swallow, but would do this thing where right before I came I'd pull out of her, she would finish me expertly with her mouth, and then eyeing me with a slutty grin she'd drool my essence all over her perky tits.


We need pics of the ex to judge the craziness in her eyes.
 
2013-10-10 11:58:07 PM
freedumb
Joe USer:
Cold? The water is near 68F this time of year. Same as late June. That's not cold for NY.

It's wetsuit weather....but then again I was in the water for two hours today. This guy's a puss.


Yeah. That's like 19C.
That is, sadly, the temperature the water at the "heated" pool I went to this summer had for most of August due to the cold weather and their solar-based water heating system.
It's not nice for some fun summer bathing like 75F, but for swimming for an hour it was fine after the first couple of minutes.
Now, the last day I went it was 62F. That was rather harsh and I probably would have quit after half an hour if the sun hadn't come out.

/then again, I'm fat and tall which should be an advantage in this case from a body mass/volumen/surface-relationship point of view (well, it works for emperor penguins)
 
2013-10-11 12:01:45 AM
right under the video.. it wont let me copypasta for whatever reason but it says...
"rescuers pull man cops say jumped from Staten island ferry to safety"

I, at least, found the wording to be... amusing..
 
2013-10-11 12:09:21 AM

Red Shirt Blues: troggy: My crazy ex-fiancee jumped from one of the causeways connecting Miami beach to the mainland.

You may see this as a cautionary tale about not sticking your dick in crazy, but it's not. She was hot. And she wouldn't let me cum in her,and wouldn't swallow, but would do this thing where right before I came I'd pull out of her, she would finish me expertly with her mouth, and then eyeing me with a slutty grin she'd drool my essence all over her perky tits.

We need pics of the ex to judge the craziness in her eyes.


/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\

Are we talking

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or

img.photobucket.com?
 
2013-10-11 12:40:49 AM
Hector Remarkable:img.fark.net

There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Pick a nice day, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] suggests, and try it.  -Doug Adams (RIP)
 
2013-10-11 12:51:20 AM

Cerebral Knievel: right under the video.. it wont let me copypasta for whatever reason but it says...
"rescuers pull man cops say jumped from Staten island ferry to safety"

I, at least, found the wording to be... amusing..


Yeah, something's not quite right about that.
 
2013-10-11 01:11:46 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-10-11 05:32:03 AM
...and even Superman got put in a wheelchair.
 
2013-10-11 08:38:50 AM
Don't worry mon. He is from South Africa.
 
2013-10-11 09:27:45 AM

jpo2269: "Rescuers pull man cops say jumped from the Staten Island Ferry to safety......"

RTFA and it does not mention what was wrong with the SIF that made jumping into the Hudson a jump "to safety..."


Obviously he realized he was on his way to Staten Island.
 
2013-10-11 09:39:57 AM

HisBoyLeroy: Aquaman he may have been.


Outrageous!
www.dreamwidth.org
 
2013-10-11 10:05:19 AM

Wasn't Looking at his Neck: berylman: I didn't realize sticking your hands in the air was an activity that would be most closely associated with Superman.  Marathon winners, high divers, orangutans, fast zombies....

[fc08.deviantart.net image 600x676]

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Got to it before I could.  A friend and I used to do the Freakazoid flying to the finish line in cross country races.
 
2013-10-11 10:30:15 AM

Ablejack: tylerdurden217: Someone should make a movie about people who are superheroes in their own minds, but to everyone else they are paranoid schizophrenics. Not sure if that would be a comedy or just a sad movie.

It would be a mediocre tragicomedy:
[www.thehollywoodnews.com image 590x703]


There was nothing mediocre about her in that costume. Plenty of crazy though. That's why I don't do cosplay, I do cosbusiness.
 
2013-10-11 01:55:12 PM
weknowmemes.com
 
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