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(Kansas.com)   If Calvin Coolidge was president today, the federal government wouldn't be shut down. We would also have a 143-year-old president   (kansas.com) divider line 76
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2013-10-10 06:54:31 PM
"He would go over to the House (of Representatives) to listen to their concerns, and they would work out a compromise."

Pretty hard to compromise with someone who refuses to offer you anything.
 
2013-10-10 06:55:41 PM
If Teddy Roosevelt was president today he'd make a Failducken by shoving Cruz up Boehner's ass, shoving Cruz/Boehner up McConnell's ass and cook it by cockpunching the results into the sun.
 
2013-10-10 06:59:27 PM
He'd also continue to keep alcohol illegal, amiright?
 
2013-10-10 07:00:48 PM
If FDR was president today, we'd not only have universal healthcare, but the WPA version 2.0 would be breathing life into our economy and modernizing our infrastructure.
 
2013-10-10 07:07:57 PM
"Silent Cal"? Really? In today's 24-hour news frenzypalooza? Not likely.
 
2013-10-10 07:28:03 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: If Teddy Roosevelt was president today he'd make a Failducken by shoving Cruz up Boehner's ass, shoving Cruz/Boehner up McConnell's ass and cook it by cockpunching the results into the sun.


OMFG I laughed so hard I nearly peed.
 
2013-10-10 07:37:09 PM
And Andrew Jackson would beat Boehner with his cane, what's your point?
 
2013-10-10 07:37:30 PM
I think I know exactly what Rutherford B. Hayes would say about all this if he were alive today.

"Help! Help! Get me out of this coffin!"
 
2013-10-10 07:59:24 PM
If Thomas Jefferson were the president today, he'd say "where the hell did all these other states come from? Hoo-wow-ee? How-ooh-he? How the hell do you even pronounce that?"
 
2013-10-10 08:03:23 PM
"A lifetime spent researching Calvin Coolidge" has to be up there with "paralyzed from the neck down at age two" among the saddest things one could ever hope to see in an obituary.
 
2013-10-10 08:04:34 PM
When I think of Coolidge, the very last thing I think of is "Man of Action". "Corporate Stooge" and "Responsible for the Great Depression" spring to mind sooner
 
2013-10-10 08:09:57 PM
farking Coolidge is a conservative hero now?
 
2013-10-10 08:12:35 PM

Via Infinito: Mr. Coffee Nerves: If Teddy Roosevelt was president today he'd make a Failducken by shoving Cruz up Boehner's ass, shoving Cruz/Boehner up McConnell's ass and cook it by cockpunching the results into the sun.

OMFG I laughed so hard I nearly peed.


And I'm sure he would have been a big fan of Obama as well.
 
2013-10-10 08:16:30 PM
While I think Coolidge was a pretty awesome guy on a  personal level... the author is aware that his  policy legacy is the great depression, right?

I mean, his real, long-term legacy as a laissez-faire "let businesses do what they want" president, not the arbitrary, more-or-less random shiat that happened to occur during his actual term.  Kind of like how the 2007 housing/general economic crash was Clinton's legacy for signing off on the repeal of Glass-Steagall and generally letting high finance do whatever it wanted for short-term economic gains using other people's money.

//Not that there weren't other contributors to both the depression and the 2007 crash, they're just the respective most important ramifications in hindsight of things that probably seemed like a good idea at the time.  And I pick the Clinton example because they're both similar examples or actively refusing to regulate speculative finance and having it blow up in everyone's face once you've safely passed the ball to the next guy and retired a rich motherfarker.
 
2013-10-10 08:25:15 PM

hardinparamedic: If FDR was president today, we'd not only have universal healthcare, but the WPA version 2.0 would be breathing life into our economy and modernizing our infrastructure.


For his first two terms or so, FDR wasn't fit to push the wheelbarrow that carried Winston Churchill's balls around.

The economy remained firmly in the shiatter under FDR until at long last it became apparent to him that Hitler wasn't farking around and so maybe pandering to the cheap seats by pissing all over any business that still had two quarters to rub together wasn't the best move if we didn't want the Nazis laying siege to Ebbets Field three years hence. Good for him for realizing in time that isolationism was a biatch's stance and it was time to be a nasty-ass Dresden-bombing Patton-unleashing atom-bomb-building hard ass ruthless motherfarker.

And doubly good for Truman for dropping those bombs.
 
2013-10-10 08:27:06 PM

Lost Thought 00: When I think of Coolidge, the very last thing I think of is "Man of Action". "Corporate Stooge" and "Responsible for the Great Depression" spring to mind sooner


Yeah I think the LBJ comparisons are more apt.
 
2013-10-10 08:28:21 PM

Gulper Eel: The economy remained firmly in the shiatter under FDR


[Citation needed]
 
2013-10-10 08:30:54 PM

Gulper Eel: For his first two terms or so, FDR wasn't fit to push the wheelbarrow that carried Winston Churchill's balls around.



Uh, Winston wasn't doing particularly well during FDR's first two terms.
 
2013-10-10 08:33:45 PM

Gulper Eel: hardinparamedic: If FDR was president today, we'd not only have universal healthcare, but the WPA version 2.0 would be breathing life into our economy and modernizing our infrastructure.

For his first two terms or so, FDR wasn't fit to push the wheelbarrow that carried Winston Churchill's balls around.

The economy remained firmly in the shiatter under FDR until at long last it became apparent to him that Hitler wasn't farking around and so maybe pandering to the cheap seats by pissing all over any business that still had two quarters to rub together wasn't the best move if we didn't want the Nazis laying siege to Ebbets Field three years hence. Good for him for realizing in time that isolationism was a biatch's stance and it was time to be a nasty-ass Dresden-bombing Patton-unleashing atom-bomb-building hard ass ruthless motherfarker.

And doubly good for Truman for dropping those bombs.


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2013-10-10 08:34:48 PM

Gulper Eel: hardinparamedic: If FDR was president today, we'd not only have universal healthcare, but the WPA version 2.0 would be breathing life into our economy and modernizing our infrastructure.

For his first two terms or so, FDR wasn't fit to push the wheelbarrow that carried Winston Churchill's balls around.

The economy remained firmly in the shiatter under FDR until at long last it became apparent to him that Hitler wasn't farking around and so maybe pandering to the cheap seats by pissing all over any business that still had two quarters to rub together wasn't the best move if we didn't want the Nazis laying siege to Ebbets Field three years hence. Good for him for realizing in time that isolationism was a biatch's stance and it was time to be a nasty-ass Dresden-bombing Patton-unleashing atom-bomb-building hard ass ruthless motherfarker.

And doubly good for Truman for dropping those bombs.


So waging war leads to economic recovery, then why did we have the 2008 collapse while fighting two wars?
 
2013-10-10 08:36:56 PM

spongeboob: So waging war leads to economic recovery, then why did we have the 2008 collapse while fighting two wars?


Maybe you want to compare the scale of WWII to Iraq/Afghanistan and get back to us.
 
2013-10-10 08:41:38 PM

Gulper Eel: hardinparamedic: If FDR was president today, we'd not only have universal healthcare, but the WPA version 2.0 would be breathing life into our economy and modernizing our infrastructure.

For his first two terms or so, FDR wasn't fit to push the wheelbarrow that carried Winston Churchill's balls around.

The economy remained firmly in the shiatter under FDR until at long last it became apparent to him that Hitler wasn't farking around and so maybe pandering to the cheap seats by pissing all over any business that still had two quarters to rub together wasn't the best move if we didn't want the Nazis laying siege to Ebbets Field three years hence. Good for him for realizing in time that isolationism was a biatch's stance and it was time to be a nasty-ass Dresden-bombing Patton-unleashing atom-bomb-building hard ass ruthless motherfarker.

And doubly good for Truman for dropping those bombs.


So massive, debt-driven government spending can supercharge a languid economy? Correct you are! Wish more politicians understood that.
 
2013-10-10 08:45:39 PM

TofuTheAlmighty: So massive, debt-driven government spending can supercharge a languid economy? Correct you are! Wish more politicians understood that.


It works particularly well when all your would-be competitors have been turned to smoking rubble.
 
2013-10-10 08:46:36 PM
We don't need a Calvin Coolidge though, we need this guy
www.aeterna.nl
 
2013-10-10 08:46:59 PM
TofuTheAlmighty:
So massive, debt-driven government spending can supercharge a languid economy? Correct you are! Wish more politicians understood that.

But only if it's spent on the military.
 
2013-10-10 08:56:23 PM
I, for one, am *really* interested in how the guy responsible for the Great Depression would handle the debt ceiling crisis. I don't know if "well" would be my first guess.
 
2013-10-10 09:02:30 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: If Teddy Roosevelt was president today he'd make a Failducken by shoving Cruz up Boehner's ass, shoving Cruz/Boehner up McConnell's ass and cook it by cockpunching the results into the sun.


How can you be so mean to the sun?

/holy crap that's hilarious tho
 
2013-10-10 09:05:49 PM

spongeboob: Gulper Eel: hardinparamedic: If FDR was president today, we'd not only have universal healthcare, but the WPA version 2.0 would be breathing life into our economy and modernizing our infrastructure.

For his first two terms or so, FDR wasn't fit to push the wheelbarrow that carried Winston Churchill's balls around.

The economy remained firmly in the shiatter under FDR until at long last it became apparent to him that Hitler wasn't farking around and so maybe pandering to the cheap seats by pissing all over any business that still had two quarters to rub together wasn't the best move if we didn't want the Nazis laying siege to Ebbets Field three years hence. Good for him for realizing in time that isolationism was a biatch's stance and it was time to be a nasty-ass Dresden-bombing Patton-unleashing atom-bomb-building hard ass ruthless motherfarker.

And doubly good for Truman for dropping those bombs.

So waging war leads to economic recovery, then why did we have the 2008 collapse while fighting two wars?


Because it was war on the cheap, financed by tax CUTS. That had never happened before.
 
2013-10-10 09:07:47 PM
Gulper Eel: I'm spitting out some of the worst bullshiat masquerading as distorted history that doesn't have a shred of credibility outside of the echo chamber.
 
2013-10-10 09:09:54 PM

spongeboob: Gulper Eel: hardinparamedic: If FDR was president today, we'd not only have universal healthcare, but the WPA version 2.0 would be breathing life into our economy and modernizing our infrastructure.

For his first two terms or so, FDR wasn't fit to push the wheelbarrow that carried Winston Churchill's balls around.

The economy remained firmly in the shiatter under FDR until at long last it became apparent to him that Hitler wasn't farking around and so maybe pandering to the cheap seats by pissing all over any business that still had two quarters to rub together wasn't the best move if we didn't want the Nazis laying siege to Ebbets Field three years hence. Good for him for realizing in time that isolationism was a biatch's stance and it was time to be a nasty-ass Dresden-bombing Patton-unleashing atom-bomb-building hard ass ruthless motherfarker.

And doubly good for Truman for dropping those bombs.

So waging war leads to economic recovery, then why did we have the 2008 collapse while fighting two wars?


How are your war bonds and ration cards?
 
2013-10-10 09:13:00 PM
Oh, and Obama already compromised. Months ago. This is completely and 100% on the Tea Party and Boehner.
 
2013-10-10 09:17:00 PM
Cal would go over to Congress, fix them in his steely gaze, and say, "Get to work!"
 
2013-10-10 09:17:54 PM

Gulper Eel: TofuTheAlmighty: So massive, debt-driven government spending can supercharge a languid economy? Correct you are! Wish more politicians understood that.

It works particularly well when all your would-be competitors have been turned to smoking rubble.


And then you rebuild them, better than they were ? Yeah. Except for that whole cold war aspect ...
 
2013-10-10 09:41:36 PM

MFAWG: Because it was war on the cheap, financed by tax CUTS. That had never happened before.


Also, WW2 boosted the economy of the US during because a war demands an increase in  manufacturing while reducing the  unskilled labor pool, thus making assembly-line jobs relatively plentiful and good deals in terms of pay.  In the 1940s, the vast majority of the US economy was based on human-based manufacturing of heavy equipment.

After WW2, it boosted our economy because all of our economic competition was a smoldering ruin that needed to buy a bunch of equipment from the one remaining intact/boosted manufacturing base in the world to fix that.

Afghanistan/Iraq:
-- Didn't use much manpower (in historical terms), so the labor pool didn't really shrink
-- and used mostly specialist equipment manufactured using robotics and technicians, not low-skill workers easily pulled into job openings for increased demand
-- at a time when our economy was mostly service-based
-- while our economic competition was flourishing and in fact actively building up its own financial base.

Yeah, the tax cuts were a stupid idea, but Iraq was hardly unique in providing no real financial boost to the US.  No war we've been in since WW2 has boosted our economy, really.

//Yet another reason why constantly getting into the damned things is retarded.
 
2013-10-10 09:44:06 PM

Jim_Callahan: Yeah, the tax cuts were a stupid idea, but Iraq was hardly unique in providing no real financial boost to the US.  No war we've been in since WW2 has boosted our economy, really.


Including the Cold War?
 
2013-10-10 09:47:00 PM

Lost Thought 00: Gulper Eel: The economy remained firmly in the shiatter under FDR

[Citation needed]


You have to use the alternate history machine to prove that FDR prolonged the Depression instead of keeping future libertarian economists like Friedman from being raped by hobos.
 
2013-10-10 10:02:01 PM

MFAWG: farking Coolidge is a conservative hero now?


This. When I saw the headline I was sitting here confused, thinking it HAD to be a type.

Who the fark ever mentions Coolidge, except maybe to point out his legendary silence.
 
2013-10-10 10:15:04 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: If Teddy Roosevelt was president today he'd make a Failducken by shoving Cruz up Boehner's ass, shoving Cruz/Boehner up McConnell's ass and cook it by cockpunching the results into the sun.


I hope you can see this greenlight, because I'm doing it as hard as I can.
 
2013-10-10 10:29:08 PM

grumpfuff: MFAWG: farking Coolidge is a conservative hero now?

This. When I saw the headline I was sitting here confused, thinking it HAD to be a type.

Who the fark ever mentions Coolidge, except maybe to point out his legendary silence.


It makes sense in a way: They worship a Reagan that never existed and anybody over 40 KNOWS never existed, Nixon is problematic at best, Eisenhower was a socialist.

So they're stuck with Coolidge.
 
2013-10-10 10:52:36 PM
Woman at party:  "I bet my friend I could make you say more than two words."

Coolidge:  "You lose."
 
2013-10-10 10:56:18 PM

grumpfuff: MFAWG: farking Coolidge is a conservative hero now?

This. When I saw the headline I was sitting here confused, thinking it HAD to be a type.
Who the fark ever mentions Coolidge, except maybe to point out his legendary silence.


I was in fifth grade when I chose "Silent Cal" as a subject for a research paper. I chose him thinking it would be easy since he did nothing. As it turns out, this was a bad strategy for both of us; but not of much consequence for me.
 
2013-10-10 10:56:56 PM

MFAWG: grumpfuff: MFAWG: farking Coolidge is a conservative hero now?

This. When I saw the headline I was sitting here confused, thinking it HAD to be a type.

Who the fark ever mentions Coolidge, except maybe to point out his legendary silence.

It makes sense in a way: They worship a Reagan that never existed and anybody over 40 KNOWS never existed, Nixon is problematic at best, Eisenhower was a socialist.

So they're stuck with Coolidge.


When you put it that way, it actually makes sense, and is a bit sad.

Cataholic: Woman at party:  "I bet my friend I could make you say more than two words."

Coolidge:  "You lose."


Normally your posts are aggrivating. But in this instance, you have quoted what I feel is one of the funniest quotes in politics ever, so for that, I commend you(though I think the original quote is three words, but I could be wrong).
 
2013-10-10 11:10:00 PM

grumpfuff: MFAWG: farking Coolidge is a conservative hero now?

This. When I saw the headline I was sitting here confused, thinking it HAD to be a type.

Who the fark ever mentions Coolidge, except maybe to point out his legendary silence.


Coolidge has been brought up before, usually by the type of people who like to say that FDR made the depression worse.
 
2013-10-10 11:14:53 PM

Uzzah: If Thomas Jefferson were the president today, he'd say "where the hell did all these other states come from? Hoo-wow-ee? How-ooh-he? How the hell do you even pronounce that?"


Then he'd go beat Ted Cruz and John Boehner with his cane, and challenge Paul Ryan to a duel.
 
2013-10-10 11:19:33 PM

spongeboob: Coolidge has been brought up before, usually by the type of people who like to say that FDR made the depression worse.


Everyone knows American business was booming until the anticipation of electing that socialist Roosevelt crashed not only the U.S. economy, but the world economy. He made the Depression worse after he stole the 1936 election from Alf Landon. The Literary Digest, whom had correctly predicted the last 5 presidential elections, had Landon winning with 370 electoral votes. He received 8. Unskew THAT, dimmocraps.
 
2013-10-10 11:21:07 PM

enry: Mr. Coffee Nerves: If Teddy Roosevelt was president today he'd make a Failducken by shoving Cruz up Boehner's ass, shoving Cruz/Boehner up McConnell's ass and cook it by cockpunching the results into the sun.

How can you be so mean to the sun?


To be fair, it's only the specific arrangement of atoms that is objectionable, and that'll be destroyed quickly when it hits the sun.  To put the analogy another way, the Failducken is an anus.  The sun is like a superpowered oil, and it's the anus that's about to hit the oil.
 
2013-10-10 11:22:13 PM

spongeboob: grumpfuff: MFAWG: farking Coolidge is a conservative hero now?

This. When I saw the headline I was sitting here confused, thinking it HAD to be a type.

Who the fark ever mentions Coolidge, except maybe to point out his legendary silence.

Coolidge has been brought up before, usually by the type of people who like to say that FDR made the depression worse.


I never could understand FDR hate. From my understanding of things, most historians rate him as one of the better US presidents ever, if not the best. He did lots of pretty cool stuff(though admittedly, Japanese internment camps is not one of them). Do Republicans really hate the New Deal THAT much?
 
2013-10-10 11:28:35 PM

grumpfuff: spongeboob: grumpfuff: MFAWG: farking Coolidge is a conservative hero now?

This. When I saw the headline I was sitting here confused, thinking it HAD to be a type.

Who the fark ever mentions Coolidge, except maybe to point out his legendary silence.

Coolidge has been brought up before, usually by the type of people who like to say that FDR made the depression worse.

I never could understand FDR hate. From my understanding of things, most historians rate him as one of the better US presidents ever, if not the best. He did lots of pretty cool stuff(though admittedly, Japanese internment camps is not one of them). Do Republicans really hate the New Deal THAT much?


They have to purify their ideology, which means purifying their history.  Discrediting the New Deal and the Great Society means they can construct the narrative that social reform impedes our society.
 
2013-10-10 11:30:15 PM

grumpfuff: spongeboob: grumpfuff: MFAWG: farking Coolidge is a conservative hero now?

This. When I saw the headline I was sitting here confused, thinking it HAD to be a type.

Who the fark ever mentions Coolidge, except maybe to point out his legendary silence.

Coolidge has been brought up before, usually by the type of people who like to say that FDR made the depression worse.

I never could understand FDR hate. From my understanding of things, most historians rate him as one of the better US presidents ever, if not the best. He did lots of pretty cool stuff(though admittedly, Japanese internment camps is not one of them). Do Republicans really hate the New Deal THAT much?


Yes.
 
2013-10-10 11:34:47 PM

Sergeant Grumbles: spongeboob: Coolidge has been brought up before, usually by the type of people who like to say that FDR made the depression worse.

Everyone knows American business was booming until the anticipation of electing that socialist Roosevelt crashed not only the U.S. economy, but the world economy. He made the Depression worse after he stole the 1936 election from Alf Landon. The Literary Digest, whom had correctly predicted the last 5 presidential elections, had Landon winning with 370 electoral votes. He received 8. Unskew THAT, dimmocraps.


Maybe the Republicans should have ran a human being, could have saved the world a bunch of heartache.


/Alf president GIS has a surprising number of hits
 
2013-10-10 11:37:26 PM

UNC_Samurai: They have to purify their ideology, which means purifying their history. Discrediting the New Deal and the Great Society means they can construct the narrative that social reform impedes our society.


This explanation makes this answer

spongeboob: Yes.


make sense.

Thank you, both of you.
 
2013-10-10 11:41:13 PM
Ah, the Republican motto: "If you're so great, why am I such a dick?"
 
2013-10-11 12:30:53 AM

grumpfuff: MFAWG: grumpfuff: MFAWG: farking Coolidge is a conservative hero now?

This. When I saw the headline I was sitting here confused, thinking it HAD to be a type.

Who the fark ever mentions Coolidge, except maybe to point out his legendary silence.

It makes sense in a way: They worship a Reagan that never existed and anybody over 40 KNOWS never existed, Nixon is problematic at best, Eisenhower was a socialist.

So they're stuck with Coolidge.

When you put it that way, it actually makes sense, and is a bit sad.

Cataholic: Woman at party:  "I bet my friend I could make you say more than two words."

Coolidge:  "You lose."

Normally your posts are aggrivating. But in this instance, you have quoted what I feel is one of the funniest quotes in politics ever, so for that, I commend you(though I think the original quote is three words, but I could be wrong).


It's actually apocryphal - almost certainly didn't happen. The problem is mostly that that quotation is attributed to Dorothy Parker who wasn't really the type for something that cutesy. What she actually said about Coolidge dying was "How could they tell?".

Moral of the story: Dorothy Parker was brilliant, Calvin Coolidge was a terrible president.
 
2013-10-11 12:33:30 AM
Correction "How do they know?"

Which is even slightly funnier.
 
2013-10-11 12:35:16 AM

fusillade762: "He would go over to the House (of Representatives) to listen to their concerns, and they would work out a compromise."

Pretty hard to compromise with someone who refuses to offer you anything.


Calvin Coolidge would be a better president.  Obama the Imbecile is 1000x worse than Jimmy Carter!!
 
2013-10-11 12:57:35 AM

sadbad: Correction "How do they know?"

Which is even slightly funnier.


Regardless of if the other quote happened or not, this is another of my favorites.
 
2013-10-11 01:29:42 AM
And the vice-president would be a Nobel laureate who also wrote a #1 song.
 
2013-10-11 02:02:23 AM

Sergeant Grumbles: spongeboob: Coolidge has been brought up before, usually by the type of people who like to say that FDR made the depression worse.

Everyone knows American business was booming until the anticipation of electing that socialist Roosevelt crashed not only the U.S. economy, but the world economy. He made the Depression worse after he stole the 1936 election from Alf Landon. The Literary Digest, whom had correctly predicted the last 5 presidential elections, had Landon winning with 370 electoral votes. He received 8. Unskew THAT, dimmocraps.


That is a solid 9.5 . Well done
 
2013-10-11 02:34:39 AM
grumpfuff:Cataholic: Woman at party:  "I bet my friend I could make you say more than two words."

Coolidge:  "You lose."

Normally your posts are aggrivating. But in this instance, you have quoted what I feel is one of the funniest quotes in politics ever, so for that, I commend you(though I think the original quote is three words, but I could be wrong).


"Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge."
 
2013-10-11 03:33:15 AM
GOL DARN THAT BLAH MAN WHO REFUSES TO KNOW HIS PLACE!
 
2013-10-11 04:12:47 AM

hardinparamedic: If FDR was president today, we'd not only have universal healthcare, but the WPA version 2.0 would be breathing life into our economy and modernizing our infrastructure

still be in the middle of the Great Depression.

FTFY
 
2013-10-11 04:21:37 AM
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-11 07:47:41 AM
The big thing Coolidge got wrong was not running for another term, thus enabling that farkup Hoover to stroll in.

Modern Republican bosses would be far more comfortable with Harding and Hoover than Coolidge, who had the nerve to actually act on a belief in limited government. The big government, crony-capitalist and Jesusbot wings of today's Republican party would shiat themselves if any Republican did anything more than pay lip service to Coolidge's policies today. They may be annoyed with the Tea Party whargarblers, but they really hate anybody who tries to go libertarian.

"A President should not only not be selfish but he ought to avoid the appearance of selfishness. The people would not have confidence in a man that appeared to be grasping for office.

"It is difficult for men in high office to avoid the malady of self-delusion. They are always surrounded by worshipers. They are constantly and for the most part sincerely assured of their greatness. They live in an artificial atmosphere of adulation and exaltation which sooner or later impairs their judgment. They are in grave danger of becoming careless and arrogant.

"The chances of having wise and faithful public service are increased by a change in the Presidential office after a moderate length of time.

"It is necessary for the head of the nation to differ with many people who are honest in their opinions. As his term progresses, the number who are disappointed accumulates. Finally there is so large a body who have lost confidence in him that he meets a rising opposition which makes his efforts less effective.
"An examination of the records of those Presidents who have served eight years will disclose that in almost every instance the latter part of their term has shown very little in the way of constructive accomplishment. They have often been clouded with grave disappointments.

"While I had a desire to be relieved of the pretensions and delusions of public life, it was not because of any attraction of pleasure or idleness. We draw our Presidents from the people. It is a wholesome thing for them to return to the people. I came from them. I wish to be one of them."


---

Imagine anybody in power in Washington acting on these principles now.
 
2013-10-11 08:09:21 AM
In this thread: people who are doomed to repeat history pretending that the New Deal didn't work.
 
jlt
2013-10-11 08:11:30 AM

Cagey B: I think I know exactly what Rutherford B. Hayes would say about all this if he were alive today.

"Help! Help! Get me out of this coffin!"


Okay, I laughed pretty hard at that one.
 
kth
2013-10-11 08:21:48 AM
FTFA: "No man's patriotism was impugned or service questioned because of his racial origin, his political opinion or his religious convictions."

Clearly Coolidge was a RINO.
 
2013-10-11 08:38:01 AM

Zafler: In this thread: people who are doomed to repeat history pretending that the New Deal didn't work.


blsciblogs.baruch.cuny.edu
 
2013-10-11 09:00:55 AM
You do realize your chart supports my statement that the new deal worked right? Since it started in 1933 and the effects were slowed in '37?

Apparently, those who don't know history are doomed to post graphs that support the other persons point.
 
2013-10-11 09:33:49 AM

Zafler: You do realize your chart supports my statement that the new deal worked right? Since it started in 1933 and the effects were slowed in '37?

Apparently, those who don't know history are doomed to post graphs that support the other persons point.


If you call ~14% unemployment a success...sure. Under your way of seeing it a football team whose record goes from 0-16 to 3-13 can break out the Dom Perignon too.
 
2013-10-11 09:34:42 AM

Gulper Eel: Zafler: You do realize your chart supports my statement that the new deal worked right? Since it started in 1933 and the effects were slowed in '37?

Apparently, those who don't know history are doomed to post graphs that support the other persons point.

If you call ~14% unemployment a success...sure. Under your way of seeing it a football team whose record goes from 0-16 to 3-13 can break out the Dom Perignon too.


What the shiat is this.
 
2013-10-11 10:25:15 AM

Gulper Eel: Zafler: In this thread: people who are doomed to repeat history pretending that the New Deal didn't work.

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Cool graphic I was listening to the Bob Edwards Show this am, 10/11/13, and they were talking about how because of concern about the deficiet FDR lowered the stimulus in 1937 leading to rising unemployment in 38, now if only your graphic had some additional information like the level of government spending it might actually be informative.  Because right now it just shows unemployment rates with no context of what was going on, almost like it was made with some kind of agenda
 
2013-10-11 10:28:57 AM

captainktainer: What the shiat is this.


Someone that can't read the graph they themselves posted and see the 25% (and increasing) from before the New Deal started.
 
2013-10-11 10:55:58 AM

spongeboob: Cool graphic I was listening to the Bob Edwards Show this am, 10/11/13, and they were talking about how because of concern about the deficiet FDR lowered the stimulus in 1937 leading to rising unemployment in 38, now if only your graphic had some additional information like the level of government spending it might actually be informative. Because right now it just shows unemployment rates with no context of what was going on, almost like it was made with some kind of agenda


It wasn't that he backed off on the stimulus that set off the '37 recession, it was when he did it - at the same time his new Social Security tax and the undistributed-profits tax were kicking in.

There probably would have been a Depression if Coolidge had stuck around for another term, but I highly doubt he would have gone anywhere near Hoover's dumbassed flailing around.
 
2013-10-11 11:02:20 AM

Zafler: captainktainer: What the shiat is this.

Someone that can't read the graph they themselves posted and see the 25% (and increasing) from before the New Deal started.


It only (almost) halved unemployment in 3 years? What a failure of a policy...
 
2013-10-11 11:08:24 AM
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2013-10-12 08:19:03 AM

spongeboob: Gulper Eel: hardinparamedic: If FDR was president today, we'd not only have universal healthcare, but the WPA version 2.0 would be breathing life into our economy and modernizing our infrastructure.

For his first two terms or so, FDR wasn't fit to push the wheelbarrow that carried Winston Churchill's balls around.

The economy remained firmly in the shiatter under FDR until at long last it became apparent to him that Hitler wasn't farking around and so maybe pandering to the cheap seats by pissing all over any business that still had two quarters to rub together wasn't the best move if we didn't want the Nazis laying siege to Ebbets Field three years hence. Good for him for realizing in time that isolationism was a biatch's stance and it was time to be a nasty-ass Dresden-bombing Patton-unleashing atom-bomb-building hard ass ruthless motherfarker.

And doubly good for Truman for dropping those bombs.

So waging war leads to economic recovery, then why did we have the 2008 collapse while fighting two wars?


Plow the fourth one under!

/obscure?
 
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