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(Kansas.com)   If Calvin Coolidge was president today, the federal government wouldn't be shut down. We would also have a 143-year-old president   (kansas.com) divider line 76
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2013-10-10 06:54:31 PM
"He would go over to the House (of Representatives) to listen to their concerns, and they would work out a compromise."

Pretty hard to compromise with someone who refuses to offer you anything.
 
2013-10-10 06:55:41 PM
If Teddy Roosevelt was president today he'd make a Failducken by shoving Cruz up Boehner's ass, shoving Cruz/Boehner up McConnell's ass and cook it by cockpunching the results into the sun.
 
2013-10-10 06:59:27 PM
He'd also continue to keep alcohol illegal, amiright?
 
2013-10-10 07:00:48 PM
If FDR was president today, we'd not only have universal healthcare, but the WPA version 2.0 would be breathing life into our economy and modernizing our infrastructure.
 
2013-10-10 07:07:57 PM
"Silent Cal"? Really? In today's 24-hour news frenzypalooza? Not likely.
 
2013-10-10 07:28:03 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: If Teddy Roosevelt was president today he'd make a Failducken by shoving Cruz up Boehner's ass, shoving Cruz/Boehner up McConnell's ass and cook it by cockpunching the results into the sun.


OMFG I laughed so hard I nearly peed.
 
2013-10-10 07:37:09 PM
And Andrew Jackson would beat Boehner with his cane, what's your point?
 
2013-10-10 07:37:30 PM
I think I know exactly what Rutherford B. Hayes would say about all this if he were alive today.

"Help! Help! Get me out of this coffin!"
 
2013-10-10 07:59:24 PM
If Thomas Jefferson were the president today, he'd say "where the hell did all these other states come from? Hoo-wow-ee? How-ooh-he? How the hell do you even pronounce that?"
 
2013-10-10 08:03:23 PM
"A lifetime spent researching Calvin Coolidge" has to be up there with "paralyzed from the neck down at age two" among the saddest things one could ever hope to see in an obituary.
 
2013-10-10 08:04:34 PM
When I think of Coolidge, the very last thing I think of is "Man of Action". "Corporate Stooge" and "Responsible for the Great Depression" spring to mind sooner
 
2013-10-10 08:09:57 PM
farking Coolidge is a conservative hero now?
 
2013-10-10 08:12:35 PM

Via Infinito: Mr. Coffee Nerves: If Teddy Roosevelt was president today he'd make a Failducken by shoving Cruz up Boehner's ass, shoving Cruz/Boehner up McConnell's ass and cook it by cockpunching the results into the sun.

OMFG I laughed so hard I nearly peed.


And I'm sure he would have been a big fan of Obama as well.
 
2013-10-10 08:16:30 PM
While I think Coolidge was a pretty awesome guy on a  personal level... the author is aware that his  policy legacy is the great depression, right?

I mean, his real, long-term legacy as a laissez-faire "let businesses do what they want" president, not the arbitrary, more-or-less random shiat that happened to occur during his actual term.  Kind of like how the 2007 housing/general economic crash was Clinton's legacy for signing off on the repeal of Glass-Steagall and generally letting high finance do whatever it wanted for short-term economic gains using other people's money.

//Not that there weren't other contributors to both the depression and the 2007 crash, they're just the respective most important ramifications in hindsight of things that probably seemed like a good idea at the time.  And I pick the Clinton example because they're both similar examples or actively refusing to regulate speculative finance and having it blow up in everyone's face once you've safely passed the ball to the next guy and retired a rich motherfarker.
 
2013-10-10 08:25:15 PM

hardinparamedic: If FDR was president today, we'd not only have universal healthcare, but the WPA version 2.0 would be breathing life into our economy and modernizing our infrastructure.


For his first two terms or so, FDR wasn't fit to push the wheelbarrow that carried Winston Churchill's balls around.

The economy remained firmly in the shiatter under FDR until at long last it became apparent to him that Hitler wasn't farking around and so maybe pandering to the cheap seats by pissing all over any business that still had two quarters to rub together wasn't the best move if we didn't want the Nazis laying siege to Ebbets Field three years hence. Good for him for realizing in time that isolationism was a biatch's stance and it was time to be a nasty-ass Dresden-bombing Patton-unleashing atom-bomb-building hard ass ruthless motherfarker.

And doubly good for Truman for dropping those bombs.
 
2013-10-10 08:27:06 PM

Lost Thought 00: When I think of Coolidge, the very last thing I think of is "Man of Action". "Corporate Stooge" and "Responsible for the Great Depression" spring to mind sooner


Yeah I think the LBJ comparisons are more apt.
 
2013-10-10 08:28:21 PM

Gulper Eel: The economy remained firmly in the shiatter under FDR


[Citation needed]
 
2013-10-10 08:30:54 PM

Gulper Eel: For his first two terms or so, FDR wasn't fit to push the wheelbarrow that carried Winston Churchill's balls around.



Uh, Winston wasn't doing particularly well during FDR's first two terms.
 
2013-10-10 08:33:45 PM

Gulper Eel: hardinparamedic: If FDR was president today, we'd not only have universal healthcare, but the WPA version 2.0 would be breathing life into our economy and modernizing our infrastructure.

For his first two terms or so, FDR wasn't fit to push the wheelbarrow that carried Winston Churchill's balls around.

The economy remained firmly in the shiatter under FDR until at long last it became apparent to him that Hitler wasn't farking around and so maybe pandering to the cheap seats by pissing all over any business that still had two quarters to rub together wasn't the best move if we didn't want the Nazis laying siege to Ebbets Field three years hence. Good for him for realizing in time that isolationism was a biatch's stance and it was time to be a nasty-ass Dresden-bombing Patton-unleashing atom-bomb-building hard ass ruthless motherfarker.

And doubly good for Truman for dropping those bombs.


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2013-10-10 08:34:48 PM

Gulper Eel: hardinparamedic: If FDR was president today, we'd not only have universal healthcare, but the WPA version 2.0 would be breathing life into our economy and modernizing our infrastructure.

For his first two terms or so, FDR wasn't fit to push the wheelbarrow that carried Winston Churchill's balls around.

The economy remained firmly in the shiatter under FDR until at long last it became apparent to him that Hitler wasn't farking around and so maybe pandering to the cheap seats by pissing all over any business that still had two quarters to rub together wasn't the best move if we didn't want the Nazis laying siege to Ebbets Field three years hence. Good for him for realizing in time that isolationism was a biatch's stance and it was time to be a nasty-ass Dresden-bombing Patton-unleashing atom-bomb-building hard ass ruthless motherfarker.

And doubly good for Truman for dropping those bombs.


So waging war leads to economic recovery, then why did we have the 2008 collapse while fighting two wars?
 
2013-10-10 08:36:56 PM

spongeboob: So waging war leads to economic recovery, then why did we have the 2008 collapse while fighting two wars?


Maybe you want to compare the scale of WWII to Iraq/Afghanistan and get back to us.
 
2013-10-10 08:41:38 PM

Gulper Eel: hardinparamedic: If FDR was president today, we'd not only have universal healthcare, but the WPA version 2.0 would be breathing life into our economy and modernizing our infrastructure.

For his first two terms or so, FDR wasn't fit to push the wheelbarrow that carried Winston Churchill's balls around.

The economy remained firmly in the shiatter under FDR until at long last it became apparent to him that Hitler wasn't farking around and so maybe pandering to the cheap seats by pissing all over any business that still had two quarters to rub together wasn't the best move if we didn't want the Nazis laying siege to Ebbets Field three years hence. Good for him for realizing in time that isolationism was a biatch's stance and it was time to be a nasty-ass Dresden-bombing Patton-unleashing atom-bomb-building hard ass ruthless motherfarker.

And doubly good for Truman for dropping those bombs.


So massive, debt-driven government spending can supercharge a languid economy? Correct you are! Wish more politicians understood that.
 
2013-10-10 08:45:39 PM

TofuTheAlmighty: So massive, debt-driven government spending can supercharge a languid economy? Correct you are! Wish more politicians understood that.


It works particularly well when all your would-be competitors have been turned to smoking rubble.
 
2013-10-10 08:46:36 PM
We don't need a Calvin Coolidge though, we need this guy
www.aeterna.nl
 
2013-10-10 08:46:59 PM
TofuTheAlmighty:
So massive, debt-driven government spending can supercharge a languid economy? Correct you are! Wish more politicians understood that.

But only if it's spent on the military.
 
2013-10-10 08:56:23 PM
I, for one, am *really* interested in how the guy responsible for the Great Depression would handle the debt ceiling crisis. I don't know if "well" would be my first guess.
 
2013-10-10 09:02:30 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: If Teddy Roosevelt was president today he'd make a Failducken by shoving Cruz up Boehner's ass, shoving Cruz/Boehner up McConnell's ass and cook it by cockpunching the results into the sun.


How can you be so mean to the sun?

/holy crap that's hilarious tho
 
2013-10-10 09:05:49 PM

spongeboob: Gulper Eel: hardinparamedic: If FDR was president today, we'd not only have universal healthcare, but the WPA version 2.0 would be breathing life into our economy and modernizing our infrastructure.

For his first two terms or so, FDR wasn't fit to push the wheelbarrow that carried Winston Churchill's balls around.

The economy remained firmly in the shiatter under FDR until at long last it became apparent to him that Hitler wasn't farking around and so maybe pandering to the cheap seats by pissing all over any business that still had two quarters to rub together wasn't the best move if we didn't want the Nazis laying siege to Ebbets Field three years hence. Good for him for realizing in time that isolationism was a biatch's stance and it was time to be a nasty-ass Dresden-bombing Patton-unleashing atom-bomb-building hard ass ruthless motherfarker.

And doubly good for Truman for dropping those bombs.

So waging war leads to economic recovery, then why did we have the 2008 collapse while fighting two wars?


Because it was war on the cheap, financed by tax CUTS. That had never happened before.
 
2013-10-10 09:07:47 PM
Gulper Eel: I'm spitting out some of the worst bullshiat masquerading as distorted history that doesn't have a shred of credibility outside of the echo chamber.
 
2013-10-10 09:09:54 PM

spongeboob: Gulper Eel: hardinparamedic: If FDR was president today, we'd not only have universal healthcare, but the WPA version 2.0 would be breathing life into our economy and modernizing our infrastructure.

For his first two terms or so, FDR wasn't fit to push the wheelbarrow that carried Winston Churchill's balls around.

The economy remained firmly in the shiatter under FDR until at long last it became apparent to him that Hitler wasn't farking around and so maybe pandering to the cheap seats by pissing all over any business that still had two quarters to rub together wasn't the best move if we didn't want the Nazis laying siege to Ebbets Field three years hence. Good for him for realizing in time that isolationism was a biatch's stance and it was time to be a nasty-ass Dresden-bombing Patton-unleashing atom-bomb-building hard ass ruthless motherfarker.

And doubly good for Truman for dropping those bombs.

So waging war leads to economic recovery, then why did we have the 2008 collapse while fighting two wars?


How are your war bonds and ration cards?
 
2013-10-10 09:13:00 PM
Oh, and Obama already compromised. Months ago. This is completely and 100% on the Tea Party and Boehner.
 
2013-10-10 09:17:00 PM
Cal would go over to Congress, fix them in his steely gaze, and say, "Get to work!"
 
2013-10-10 09:17:54 PM

Gulper Eel: TofuTheAlmighty: So massive, debt-driven government spending can supercharge a languid economy? Correct you are! Wish more politicians understood that.

It works particularly well when all your would-be competitors have been turned to smoking rubble.


And then you rebuild them, better than they were ? Yeah. Except for that whole cold war aspect ...
 
2013-10-10 09:41:36 PM

MFAWG: Because it was war on the cheap, financed by tax CUTS. That had never happened before.


Also, WW2 boosted the economy of the US during because a war demands an increase in  manufacturing while reducing the  unskilled labor pool, thus making assembly-line jobs relatively plentiful and good deals in terms of pay.  In the 1940s, the vast majority of the US economy was based on human-based manufacturing of heavy equipment.

After WW2, it boosted our economy because all of our economic competition was a smoldering ruin that needed to buy a bunch of equipment from the one remaining intact/boosted manufacturing base in the world to fix that.

Afghanistan/Iraq:
-- Didn't use much manpower (in historical terms), so the labor pool didn't really shrink
-- and used mostly specialist equipment manufactured using robotics and technicians, not low-skill workers easily pulled into job openings for increased demand
-- at a time when our economy was mostly service-based
-- while our economic competition was flourishing and in fact actively building up its own financial base.

Yeah, the tax cuts were a stupid idea, but Iraq was hardly unique in providing no real financial boost to the US.  No war we've been in since WW2 has boosted our economy, really.

//Yet another reason why constantly getting into the damned things is retarded.
 
2013-10-10 09:44:06 PM

Jim_Callahan: Yeah, the tax cuts were a stupid idea, but Iraq was hardly unique in providing no real financial boost to the US.  No war we've been in since WW2 has boosted our economy, really.


Including the Cold War?
 
2013-10-10 09:47:00 PM

Lost Thought 00: Gulper Eel: The economy remained firmly in the shiatter under FDR

[Citation needed]


You have to use the alternate history machine to prove that FDR prolonged the Depression instead of keeping future libertarian economists like Friedman from being raped by hobos.
 
2013-10-10 10:02:01 PM

MFAWG: farking Coolidge is a conservative hero now?


This. When I saw the headline I was sitting here confused, thinking it HAD to be a type.

Who the fark ever mentions Coolidge, except maybe to point out his legendary silence.
 
2013-10-10 10:15:04 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: If Teddy Roosevelt was president today he'd make a Failducken by shoving Cruz up Boehner's ass, shoving Cruz/Boehner up McConnell's ass and cook it by cockpunching the results into the sun.


I hope you can see this greenlight, because I'm doing it as hard as I can.
 
2013-10-10 10:29:08 PM

grumpfuff: MFAWG: farking Coolidge is a conservative hero now?

This. When I saw the headline I was sitting here confused, thinking it HAD to be a type.

Who the fark ever mentions Coolidge, except maybe to point out his legendary silence.


It makes sense in a way: They worship a Reagan that never existed and anybody over 40 KNOWS never existed, Nixon is problematic at best, Eisenhower was a socialist.

So they're stuck with Coolidge.
 
2013-10-10 10:52:36 PM
Woman at party:  "I bet my friend I could make you say more than two words."

Coolidge:  "You lose."
 
2013-10-10 10:56:18 PM

grumpfuff: MFAWG: farking Coolidge is a conservative hero now?

This. When I saw the headline I was sitting here confused, thinking it HAD to be a type.
Who the fark ever mentions Coolidge, except maybe to point out his legendary silence.


I was in fifth grade when I chose "Silent Cal" as a subject for a research paper. I chose him thinking it would be easy since he did nothing. As it turns out, this was a bad strategy for both of us; but not of much consequence for me.
 
2013-10-10 10:56:56 PM

MFAWG: grumpfuff: MFAWG: farking Coolidge is a conservative hero now?

This. When I saw the headline I was sitting here confused, thinking it HAD to be a type.

Who the fark ever mentions Coolidge, except maybe to point out his legendary silence.

It makes sense in a way: They worship a Reagan that never existed and anybody over 40 KNOWS never existed, Nixon is problematic at best, Eisenhower was a socialist.

So they're stuck with Coolidge.


When you put it that way, it actually makes sense, and is a bit sad.

Cataholic: Woman at party:  "I bet my friend I could make you say more than two words."

Coolidge:  "You lose."


Normally your posts are aggrivating. But in this instance, you have quoted what I feel is one of the funniest quotes in politics ever, so for that, I commend you(though I think the original quote is three words, but I could be wrong).
 
2013-10-10 11:10:00 PM

grumpfuff: MFAWG: farking Coolidge is a conservative hero now?

This. When I saw the headline I was sitting here confused, thinking it HAD to be a type.

Who the fark ever mentions Coolidge, except maybe to point out his legendary silence.


Coolidge has been brought up before, usually by the type of people who like to say that FDR made the depression worse.
 
2013-10-10 11:14:53 PM

Uzzah: If Thomas Jefferson were the president today, he'd say "where the hell did all these other states come from? Hoo-wow-ee? How-ooh-he? How the hell do you even pronounce that?"


Then he'd go beat Ted Cruz and John Boehner with his cane, and challenge Paul Ryan to a duel.
 
2013-10-10 11:19:33 PM

spongeboob: Coolidge has been brought up before, usually by the type of people who like to say that FDR made the depression worse.


Everyone knows American business was booming until the anticipation of electing that socialist Roosevelt crashed not only the U.S. economy, but the world economy. He made the Depression worse after he stole the 1936 election from Alf Landon. The Literary Digest, whom had correctly predicted the last 5 presidential elections, had Landon winning with 370 electoral votes. He received 8. Unskew THAT, dimmocraps.
 
2013-10-10 11:21:07 PM

enry: Mr. Coffee Nerves: If Teddy Roosevelt was president today he'd make a Failducken by shoving Cruz up Boehner's ass, shoving Cruz/Boehner up McConnell's ass and cook it by cockpunching the results into the sun.

How can you be so mean to the sun?


To be fair, it's only the specific arrangement of atoms that is objectionable, and that'll be destroyed quickly when it hits the sun.  To put the analogy another way, the Failducken is an anus.  The sun is like a superpowered oil, and it's the anus that's about to hit the oil.
 
2013-10-10 11:22:13 PM

spongeboob: grumpfuff: MFAWG: farking Coolidge is a conservative hero now?

This. When I saw the headline I was sitting here confused, thinking it HAD to be a type.

Who the fark ever mentions Coolidge, except maybe to point out his legendary silence.

Coolidge has been brought up before, usually by the type of people who like to say that FDR made the depression worse.


I never could understand FDR hate. From my understanding of things, most historians rate him as one of the better US presidents ever, if not the best. He did lots of pretty cool stuff(though admittedly, Japanese internment camps is not one of them). Do Republicans really hate the New Deal THAT much?
 
2013-10-10 11:28:35 PM

grumpfuff: spongeboob: grumpfuff: MFAWG: farking Coolidge is a conservative hero now?

This. When I saw the headline I was sitting here confused, thinking it HAD to be a type.

Who the fark ever mentions Coolidge, except maybe to point out his legendary silence.

Coolidge has been brought up before, usually by the type of people who like to say that FDR made the depression worse.

I never could understand FDR hate. From my understanding of things, most historians rate him as one of the better US presidents ever, if not the best. He did lots of pretty cool stuff(though admittedly, Japanese internment camps is not one of them). Do Republicans really hate the New Deal THAT much?


They have to purify their ideology, which means purifying their history.  Discrediting the New Deal and the Great Society means they can construct the narrative that social reform impedes our society.
 
2013-10-10 11:30:15 PM

grumpfuff: spongeboob: grumpfuff: MFAWG: farking Coolidge is a conservative hero now?

This. When I saw the headline I was sitting here confused, thinking it HAD to be a type.

Who the fark ever mentions Coolidge, except maybe to point out his legendary silence.

Coolidge has been brought up before, usually by the type of people who like to say that FDR made the depression worse.

I never could understand FDR hate. From my understanding of things, most historians rate him as one of the better US presidents ever, if not the best. He did lots of pretty cool stuff(though admittedly, Japanese internment camps is not one of them). Do Republicans really hate the New Deal THAT much?


Yes.
 
2013-10-10 11:34:47 PM

Sergeant Grumbles: spongeboob: Coolidge has been brought up before, usually by the type of people who like to say that FDR made the depression worse.

Everyone knows American business was booming until the anticipation of electing that socialist Roosevelt crashed not only the U.S. economy, but the world economy. He made the Depression worse after he stole the 1936 election from Alf Landon. The Literary Digest, whom had correctly predicted the last 5 presidential elections, had Landon winning with 370 electoral votes. He received 8. Unskew THAT, dimmocraps.


Maybe the Republicans should have ran a human being, could have saved the world a bunch of heartache.


/Alf president GIS has a surprising number of hits
 
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