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(The Grio)   Man gets 90 years for killing his five kids in DUI. Aggravating factor: he named all five of his kids "John" (after himself), even the daughter   ( divider line
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11357 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Oct 2013 at 6:41 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-10 07:01:55 PM  
6 votes:
the ad placement made me laugh

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2013-10-10 07:10:45 PM  
4 votes:

Dr.Fey: Jim married John, and Jim's children were Johns.

See what happens when you allow gay marriage?

THANKS OBAMA!!111211!!!11
2013-10-10 06:59:12 PM  
4 votes:
John Ya-Ya?
John Small Berries?
John Bigbooty??
2013-10-10 06:48:17 PM  
2 votes:
Um. Some fathers give their children their last name. Duane John did just that.
2013-10-10 06:47:01 PM  
2 votes:
FTFA, "A sixth child was not in the vehicle at the time of the accident "

How does the writer just drop that without saying if the kid is also named John?! Inquiring minds want to know!! We want to know!
2013-10-10 06:44:34 PM  
2 votes:
Hard to believe there is only one left.

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2013-10-10 10:30:40 PM  
1 vote:

Spartapuss: It was a fast conviction. The prosecution really struck a personal cord with the jury Foreman.

I see what you did there. A little too subtle, perhaps.

But I hope the Court gave him a good grilling.
2013-10-10 10:05:53 PM  
1 vote:

tonguedepressor: Its been my experience that nearly every person that has a "J" name are either nearly all either morons or assholes, sometimes both seldom neither.

Jesus loves you.
2013-10-10 09:47:47 PM  
1 vote:

IronMyno: Out of which bottle do you think he'll seek counseling? Do you think he'd just move on with his life never touching the stuff? Do you really think he's learned his lesson? I'll give you $50 and my left nut this would otherwise be  the start of a life long bender for sure. He just gave himself an excuse to keep drinking for the rest of his life.. He'd kill someone else eventually if we don't lock him up right now and for good. Now he'll never see another drop of booze or a steering wheel.

It must be nice to have the power of knowing the past and future of this man's life based on 1 news story.

I mean, obviously it is completely impossible to rehabilitate people and teach them the error of their ways.

The only possible solution in a case like this is to destroy the man's life further than he has done by his own effort, and jail him for 90 years.

I do feel awful for him.. but I doubt he has the  inner strength to get through this type of loss without harming a multitude of other people..

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2013-10-10 07:35:11 PM  
1 vote:

arbitterm: On the upside, it saved the family from a lot of confusing Christmas'

"John this one's for you!"


George Foremans' house seemed to handle it just fine.

/the apostrophe is in the right place
2013-10-10 07:08:43 PM  
1 vote:

The Onion is prophetic: Replace "John" with "Smith" and see how stupid you sound, subby. Or maybe you don't know what a last name is.

Nope; I'm wrong.  I re-read it.  Jim was his wife's last name.  You're right in that John was his last name.

Jeez, odd surname naming convention.

Jim married John, and Jim's children were Johns.
2013-10-10 06:58:33 PM  
1 vote:
The kids' names:

Daisyanna John
Duane John
Bobby John
Quinton John
Kekaimeas John

Replace "John" with "Smith" and see how stupid you sound, subby.  Or maybe you don't know what a last name is.
2013-10-10 06:53:14 PM  
1 vote:
It was a fast conviction. The prosecution really struck a personal cord with the jury Foreman.
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