Dr.Fey: Jim married John, and Jim's children were Johns.
Spartapuss: It was a fast conviction. The prosecution really struck a personal cord with the jury Foreman.
tonguedepressor: Its been my experience that nearly every person that has a "J" name are either nearly all either morons or assholes, sometimes both seldom neither.
IronMyno: Out of which bottle do you think he'll seek counseling? Do you think he'd just move on with his life never touching the stuff? Do you really think he's learned his lesson? I'll give you $50 and my left nut this would otherwise be the start of a life long bender for sure. He just gave himself an excuse to keep drinking for the rest of his life.. He'd kill someone else eventually if we don't lock him up right now and for good. Now he'll never see another drop of booze or a steering wheel.
arbitterm: On the upside, it saved the family from a lot of confusing Christmas'"John this one's for you!"/silverlinning
The Onion is prophetic: Replace "John" with "Smith" and see how stupid you sound, subby. Or maybe you don't know what a last name is.
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