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(The Grio)   Man gets 90 years for killing his five kids in DUI. Aggravating factor: he named all five of his kids "John" (after himself), even the daughter   (thegrio.com) divider line 114
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2013-10-11 06:48:16 AM
If we make stupidity a crime, then we can abolish A LOT of other laws.
 
2013-10-11 07:34:00 AM

Public Savant: If we make stupidity a crime, then we can abolish A LOT of other laws.


Very true, but then the people in jail would vastly outnumber the ones outside jail.
 
2013-10-11 09:15:13 AM

wee: JohnnyRebel88: This should of been the Boobies.

What role do you think 'of' serves in that sentence?  I'm curious.

/peeve
//too many pets already


Quite possible the greatest grammar atrocity of all time... It's not like there's even any excuse for it... Typing " of" isn't any easier than the correct "'ve"; it's 3 keystrokes either way... It's not like it's a simple typo; it's hard to mistakenly hit "o" when reaching for the "v" key... It just indicates a serious lack of understanding of the English language...

/Says the serial elipses abuser...
 
2013-10-11 10:09:02 AM

E5bie: The kids' mom was also in the car and survived.
She had to know their dad was drunk driving.
And she's not charged with endangerment?


She died. Do you propose charging the dead people in this country? Aren't the courts clogged enough? Who will represent them?
 
2013-10-11 10:15:31 AM
oops...wrong woman died...the mother did live! Jim was the mother...my bad...
 
2013-10-11 10:26:31 AM

FarkinNortherner: Umm. 90 years? WTF?


You should like someone who drives drunk...
 
2013-10-11 11:09:24 AM

Nightenstaff: You should like someone who drives drunk...


At least I don't post drunk...
 
2013-10-11 01:36:20 PM

SweetDickens:  LAND OF THE FREE.


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LEH! EHH! DEH FEHHHHH!!
 
2013-10-11 01:53:26 PM

FarkinNortherner: Umm. 90 years? WTF?

He did something breathtakingly stupid, but there was no intent to deprive of life. Add to that the fact he's got to live with the death of his children and I really don't understand.


I disagree as strongly as it is possible for a person to disagree peacefully.

There is no way, except extreme criminal negligence, that a person can think driving drunk is okay.

There is WAY too much information, WAY too easily available for any person to credibly be able to say "I didn't know driving drunk would kill people!"

The following is a 100% factual statement, and there are zero exceptions: If you drive drunk, you are attempting murder. Your intentions are irrelevant.
 
2013-10-11 02:03:10 PM

E5bie: The kids' mom was also in the car and survived.
She had to know their dad was drunk driving.
And she's not charged with endangerment?


Any adult in that car should be charged with endangerment.
 
2013-10-11 03:50:08 PM
Five dead kids. Who cares? They probably would have grown up to be republicans.
 
2013-10-11 03:57:11 PM

Resident Muslim: Genju: One less person with two first names running around.

/At least neither were a woman's name.

Shirley?
Sue?


I know a guy named Kelly. Just as the song A Boy Named Sue goes... "Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean, My fist got hard and my wits got keen."
 
2013-10-11 07:28:41 PM
You should research "Carl J. Stewart, jr" sometime. He was speaker of the North Carolina House of Representatives. Broke tradition and ran for a second term. But, that's nothing.

He has five sons as well. All named "Carl Stewart".

Heck, the guy you are ranting about could have easily been from my hometown (which gave Carl Stewart, jr to the state political machine)
 
2013-10-11 08:39:07 PM

ima turkey: Five dead kids. Who cares? They probably would have grown up to be republicans.


unlikely, but better dead than red, right?
 
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