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2013-10-10 05:44:04 PM
Because all representatives are exactly the same and all are equally to blame for what's going on, with absolutely no differentiation between them. Yeah. That's helpful.
 
2013-10-10 05:44:06 PM
There's no way this could possibly end badly.

www.thefoundersalliance.org

Hello there Sir. We just want to ask why you told Mr. Boehner that you were going to rape his children and shove your dick in his lifeless neckhole.
 
2013-10-10 06:07:00 PM
I just left several messages threatening to make 9/11 look like the Boston Massacre.  How long should it be before I get a polite response?

/probably via email, right?
 
2013-10-10 06:07:03 PM

Cagey B: Because all representatives are exactly the same and all are equally to blame for what's going on, with absolutely no differentiation between them. Yeah. That's helpful.


For the people motivated to actually try this, it probably evens out:)
 
2013-10-10 06:09:26 PM
That headline made me laugh, I don't care if it's true or not.
 
2013-10-10 06:09:49 PM

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: I just left several messages threatening to make 9/11 look like the Boston Massacre.  How long should it be before I get a polite response?

/probably via email, right?


Six hours. Via gas grenade and one of those ram-mounted tank thingies.
 
2013-10-10 06:14:05 PM

Cagey B: Because all representatives are exactly the same and all are equally to blame for what's going on, with absolutely no differentiation between them. Yeah. That's helpful.


Some have continued to stall and demand the end to Obamacare.

Others have failed to punch Eric Cantor on live TV.

BSABSget_drunk_and_yell_at_them_all.
 
2013-10-10 06:14:45 PM
Does it even work? Anyone tried it?
 
2013-10-10 06:15:27 PM
so I put my number in and then what happens? I get a call and get conferenced in?
 
2013-10-10 06:19:08 PM
If I get a Republican Il'll yell at them.

If I get a Democrat, I'll tell them to stay strong and don't let their insane lunatic "colleagues" win.
 
2013-10-10 06:19:21 PM
I just called. It connects you to
 
2013-10-10 06:19:57 PM
You people aren't focusing on the right issues! Has anyone tried the drink recipes? Are they any good?
 
2013-10-10 06:29:15 PM

kimwim: You people aren't focusing on the right issues! Has anyone tried the drink recipes? Are they any good?


The drink recipes and the photos are the correct takeaways from this site...
 
2013-10-10 06:30:34 PM

hardinparamedic: There's no way this could possibly end badly.



Hello there Sir. We just want to ask why you told Mr. Boehner that you were going to rape his children and shove your dick in his lifeless neckhole.


I wouldn't worry. Those agents are all on furlough.
 
2013-10-10 06:31:01 PM
They are not listening unless you pay seven figures for their time.
 
2013-10-10 06:31:41 PM

Doc Daneeka: If I get a Republican Il'll yell at them.

If I get a Democrat, I'll tell them to stay strong and don't let their insane lunatic "colleagues" win.


Exactly this.
 
2013-10-10 06:34:35 PM

clkeagle: hardinparamedic: There's no way this could possibly end badly.

Hello there Sir. We just want to ask why you told Mr. Boehner that you were going to rape his children and shove your dick in his lifeless neckhole.

I wouldn't worry. Those agents are all on furlough.


They're more likely considered essential, so they have to work without pay. Which will mean they're in a great mood, and totally motivated to do their job to the best of their ability. Either that or they're in the mood to break out the pliers and the blowtorch.
 
2013-10-10 06:45:51 PM
Well, I just had a nice conversation with Rep. Howdy Doody.
 
2013-10-10 06:47:59 PM

Cagey B: Because all representatives are exactly the same and all are equally to blame for what's going on, with absolutely no differentiation between them. Yeah. That's helpful.


Just keel calling until you get an (R).
 
2013-10-10 06:50:05 PM
Everyone just enter your phone number here and I'll call your representative for you. No charge.
You might need to also give me your name and SSN so your representative can verify.
 
2013-10-10 06:50:15 PM

WizardofToast: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: I just left several messages threatening to make 9/11 look like the Boston Massacre.  How long should it be before I get a polite response?

/probably via email, right?

Six hours. Via gas grenade and one of those ram-mounted tank thingies.


I think you mean tank-mounted ram thingie, although what you said would be pretty cool.
 
2013-10-10 06:53:36 PM
Or, more accurately, yell at the intern who is answering phones and stopped actually listening to what callers are saying an hour ago after he took a "smoke" break a little after 4pm.
 
2013-10-10 06:56:37 PM
Isn't... isn't that Momar Quadaffy  Mohmar Quadaffi ...

the Bond villain with the all woman bodyguard troop who used to run Libya?

Or Gilbert Gottfried? Hard to tell with the shades.

drunkdialcongress.org
 
2013-10-10 06:56:46 PM

HMS_Blinkin: Doc Daneeka: If I get a Republican Il'll yell at them.

If I get a Democrat, I'll tell them to stay strong and don't let their insane lunatic "colleagues" win.

Exactly this.


I've already called my Dem congressman, and Senators, told them this exact thing.
 
2013-10-10 06:56:48 PM
Rather, connects you to a reps intern who promptly tosses your concern into the trash with the rest of your constituents.
 
2013-10-10 06:57:12 PM

jigger: Everyone just enter your phone number here and I'll call your representative for you. No charge.
You might need to also give me your name and SSN so your representative can verify.


Did you know that if you post your SSN on FARK, it automatically censors it?

Look, I'll go first. 457-55-5462
 
2013-10-10 06:58:58 PM
While I really want to do this, as am unpaid federal indentured servant it seems like a bad idea.
 
2013-10-10 07:05:50 PM
Say, did you know that you can enter the numbers of those scammer telemarketers?

/Only 2000 more to go.
//"Hello, this is microsoft support man. Please enter this number into the run command and your government will be up and running very quick".

///Site makes a looping auto dialer back to you, as it dials to da guvment.
 
2013-10-10 07:13:49 PM

sheep snorter: Say, did you know that you can enter the numbers of those scammer telemarketers?

/Only 2000 more to go.
//"Hello, this is microsoft support man. Please enter this number into the run command and your government will be up and running very quick".

///Site makes a looping auto dialer back to you, as it dials to da guvment.


aw now that's clever, but not nice.
 
2013-10-10 07:16:22 PM
I got some Rep from Oregon, Portland to be exact. I told him to stay strong and let the Tea 'tards eat shiat.

Honestly it's not as fun when you agree.
 
2013-10-10 07:18:52 PM

sheep snorter: Say, did you know that you can enter the numbers of those scammer telemarketers?

/Only 2000 more to go.
//"Hello, this is microsoft support man. Please enter this number into the run command and your government will be up and running very quick".

///Site makes a looping auto dialer back to you, as it dials to da guvment.


New service automatically connects your phone a phone you consider deserving to a random member of Congress so you that person can yell at them

You know people who talk like they wanna be closer to their government, doncha?
 
2013-10-10 07:19:56 PM
Whooooosh...........................
 
2013-10-10 07:36:58 PM
For the list of names of the representatives who MOST NEED to receive constituent feedback, see my profile. List of TeaTards, by state and district, is there.
 
2013-10-10 07:44:24 PM
"Just a second Son, let me put the phone down for a moment and ask my colleagues. Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron, with an ugly face and big butt, and... my butt smells and... I like to kiss my own butt...Hey, wait a second!"
 
2013-10-10 07:49:37 PM
Much more fun to make them call each other
 
2013-10-10 08:30:18 PM
I'd actually pay for this app if it connected me directly to their cell phone.

That would be fun.
 
2013-10-10 09:42:07 PM

hardinparamedic: jigger: Everyone just enter your phone number here and I'll call your representative for you. No charge.
You might need to also give me your name and SSN so your representative can verify.

Did you know that if you post your SSN on FARK, it automatically censors it?

Look, I'll go first. 457-55-5462


http://www.bash.org/?244321
 
2013-10-10 09:45:37 PM
So I can basically just put other people's numbers into this and it loops a call back to the line.

I can't imagine how this could possibly be abused...

/ is 4chan aware of this?
 
2013-10-10 09:50:10 PM
My question is this.  If the Federal Government is shut down, does that mean the chemtrail program is currently on hold?
 
2013-10-10 10:05:15 PM

Close2TheEdge: My question is this.  If the Federal Government is shut down, does that mean the chemtrail program is currently on hold?


Chemtrails are essential services.
 
2013-10-10 10:19:16 PM
I think maybe someone should set up a website with a live cam of some guy tied to a stick or something, a post, whatever, and people could torture him through an app or web interface, you know, apply an electric shock or throw a rock at him or something, every time they wished to express disapproval with Congress.

And then, when they killed that guy, they'd replace him, and just keep doing that, to show their contempt. Just some random guy.
 
2013-10-10 10:36:04 PM

HMS_Blinkin: Doc Daneeka: If I get a Republican Il'll yell at them.

If I get a Democrat, I'll tell them to stay strong and don't let their insane lunatic "colleagues" win.

Exactly this.


Double This.
 
2013-10-10 10:41:16 PM
Anyone have the Whitehouse number to put in there?
 
2013-10-10 10:46:20 PM
How do we know this isn't some NSA data collecting scheme or worse, telemarketers
 
2013-10-10 10:51:11 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: For the list of names of the representatives who MOST NEED to receive constituent feedback, see my profile. List of TeaTards, by state and district, is there.


?! What do you have against Mike Doyle?
 
2013-10-10 11:36:41 PM

Starry Heavens: HotIgneous Intruder: For the list of names of the representatives who MOST NEED to receive constituent feedback, see my profile. List of TeaTards, by state and district, is there.

?! What do you have against Mike Doyle?



I dunno, sounds like a card-carrying lunatic teahadi to me:


THIS is what Republicans want to shut the government down over. It's clear to me that this government shutdown is a last-ditch effort by Congressional Republicans to dismantle one of the most important new programs in recent history - and that they're willing to shut down the government and possibly default on the national debt in order to do so.

They've played this card several times before, and they'll continue to do it until it stops paying off.

I will not allow them to hold the government, federal workers, and the American people hostage every year to advance their anti-worker, anti-Middle Class, anti-senior, anti-government agenda. I remain committed to finding a resolution to this unnecessary crisis as soon as possible, so that we can continue to focus on the recovery of our economy and on the real priorities of our nation: good jobs with benefits, strong economic growth, and the implementation of the Affordable Care Act.


http://doyle.house.gov/press-release/federal-government-shutdown
 
2013-10-10 11:43:03 PM
Bonus points: Put their own office numbers in the system during business hours.
 
2013-10-10 11:43:40 PM

opaqueluminosity: Starry Heavens: HotIgneous Intruder: For the list of names of the representatives who MOST NEED to receive constituent feedback, see my profile. List of TeaTards, by state and district, is there.

?! What do you have against Mike Doyle?

I dunno, sounds like a card-carrying lunatic teahadi to me: "I remain committed to finding a resolution to this unnecessary crisis as soon as possible, so that we can continue to focus on the recovery of our economy and on the real priorities of our nation: good jobs with benefits, strong economic growth, and the implementation of the Affordable Care Act."


That bastard! I can't believe I wrote him a letter thanking him for standing strong! How dare he support my interests?!
 
2013-10-11 12:12:50 AM

Cagey B: Because all representatives are exactly the same and all are equally to blame for what's going on, with absolutely no differentiation between them. Yeah. That's helpful.


Yup. Dat...dis, here ^

Unfortunately, the throngs of the uninformed and/or willfully ignorant find it easier to just jump on the ol' "Congress should all be FIIIIRED!" bandwagon, rather than have to spend time and effort...I don't know...thinking or whatever.

Sometimes it's easier to just make up one of those text graphics to share on Facebook. They always make you feel like you've done your part.
 
2013-10-11 12:13:39 AM
call me when that have a service that lets me slap the sh*t out of them -- BOB as well.
 
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