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(Opposing Views)   A 'dry run' for a terrorist attack took place last month. Since they landed in Florida, presumably the would-be attackers have already been mauled to death by cannibals high off bath salts and are no longer a threat   (opposingviews.com) divider line 31
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2013-10-10 04:31:00 PM
True flag?
 
2013-10-10 04:31:08 PM
 
2013-10-10 04:32:41 PM
IT'S AN EPIDEMIC!!!!
 
2013-10-10 04:33:05 PM
Seems legit.

Coicidence?
 
GBB
2013-10-10 04:33:26 PM
They went in dry??
 
2013-10-10 04:33:37 PM
My question is why they (the terrorists) would still be sticking to the tired old planes into buildings shtick, while ignoring the fact that a coordinated bombing of security checkpoints would bring air travel impossible in this country and likely lead to armed checkpoints and vehicle searches outside every airport in the nation.
 
2013-10-10 04:34:24 PM
White family on a plane wanders around, swaps seats, etc.:
Panic meter: |\------------------------|


Muslim family on a plane wanders around, swaps seats, etc.:
Panic meter: |------------------------/|
 
2013-10-10 04:34:32 PM

dr.zaeus: My question is why they (the terrorists) would still be sticking to the tired old planes into buildings shtick, while ignoring the fact that a coordinated bombing of security checkpoints would bring air travel impossible in this country and likely lead to armed checkpoints and vehicle searches outside every airport in the nation.


What happens when the car searches get bombed?
 
2013-10-10 04:35:05 PM

GBB: They went in dry??


bone dry
 
2013-10-10 04:36:25 PM
Wasn't this already covered  here today?

/the modgods are crazy
 
2013-10-10 04:37:06 PM
Let me get this straight:

1.  Bunch of guys act oddly on plane.
2.  Federal Air Marshals on plane intervene.
3.  The bunch of guys don't end up at Guantanamo, despite being mooslim and thus presumptively guilty anyway.

Yup, sounds like a major security problem there.  Because Air Marshals regularly let potentially guilty people go.
 
2013-10-10 04:38:05 PM

JollyMagistrate: dr.zaeus: My question is why they (the terrorists) would still be sticking to the tired old planes into buildings shtick, while ignoring the fact that a coordinated bombing of security checkpoints would bring air travel impossible in this country and likely lead to armed checkpoints and vehicle searches outside every airport in the nation.

What happens when the car searches get bombed?


I dunno, probably snizz snukes.
 
2013-10-10 04:39:33 PM
No wonder airlines are looking to ditch their rest rooms.  They are clearly a danger to America.
 
2013-10-10 04:39:38 PM
Why not just recruit several Florida cannibals to take a free flight and make sure they toke up just before they board. Might be a great SyFy channel movie. Get Samuel Jackson on the phone now!
 
2013-10-10 04:40:22 PM
Given the kinds of 'terror plots' we've seen since 9/11, I'd be more surprised if this *wasn't* just one of those FBI frame-up jobs, where they push and push on some mental-deficient to run through a 'plot' with 'material' provided by an informant.
 
2013-10-10 04:40:23 PM
It will never work again.

Not trying to be an internet though guy(tm), but Im traveling every week now and I can honestly say that if a bunch of alluh snackbars start going off, people are going to beat within an inch of their lives and beyond.

It only worked once because people though they were being hijacked in exchanged for concessions, nit being turned into a weapon. Wont work ever again.
 
2013-10-10 04:42:03 PM
Anyone who tries to hijack a plane with anything you can manage to get on board these days is going to be literally torn limb from limb.
 
2013-10-10 04:43:07 PM
I know that, if I were planning a big attack, I'd want to have a "dry run" where my team did everything it could to attract as much attention to itself as possible, because what is the possible downside of that?  "Mustafa, remember that it is your turn to bang the overhead bins loudly several times.  Also please shout out Allahu Akhbar."

Also, I'm wondering what a "hard left" means when you enter the lavatory.  Did he snap to attention and click his heels before executing a smart parade-ground turn?  Should he have made a wide, sweeping, parabola-like path?  Would that have involved climbing up onto some of the seats?  Is it possible to approach the front lavatory without simultaneously approaching the flight deck?  Maybe he should have slowed as he approached the lavatory door, and then verrrrrrry slowly turned left before entering?  Would that have made people feel more comfortable?  Maybe he could have smiled and waved while making this slow turn?

I'd like to see the web history of the people making these allegations; I'm pretty sure I know what kind of sites they're hitting.
 
2013-10-10 04:43:07 PM

GBB: They went in dry??


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2013-10-10 04:43:12 PM
Yay the TSA saved us!!!!!! Did they? DRTFA, but the TSA are our last line of defense against this scary terrorist incursion!

/laughing about what I wrote
 
2013-10-10 04:43:18 PM
FTFA:

" Shortly after takeoff, one got up and ran from his seat in coach towards the flight deck door. He made a hard left and entered the forward lav, where he stayed for a considerable length of time! While he was in there, the others got up and proceeded to move about the cabin, changing seats, opening overhead bins, and generally making a scene. They appeared to be trying to occupy and distract the flight attendants. "

Or, maybe the guy got the shiats and they were trying to find some pepto. I think everyone get's the craps.
 
2013-10-10 04:47:54 PM

dr.zaeus: My question is why they (the terrorists) would still be sticking to the tired old planes into buildings shtick, while ignoring the fact that a coordinated bombing of security checkpoints would bring air travel impossible in this country and likely lead to armed checkpoints and vehicle searches outside every airport in the nation.


And once you get that, wait a month and then hit a few soft targets on the same day. Wouldn't have to be many- 20 over the course of a single day would be overkill.

Couple schools, a mall, a movie theater, McDonald's, a hospital ER... a megachurch if you're feeling froggy, maybe the stands of a Little League game. But you do it in 15 different cities. Not just NYC and DC, you hit Omaha and Peoria.

You do that, and you spread the message "there's absolutely nowhere safe". America would lose its mind.

Not that I'm advocating terror attacks, mind you. Just sayin'.
 
2013-10-10 04:49:02 PM
Btw, whats the deal with full burkas going trhough security... im forced to remove shoes and sports jacket, do they get to keep the burka on or is even asking this question racist?
 
2013-10-10 04:49:24 PM

AFKobel: Anyone who tries to hijack a plane with anything you can manage to get on board these days is going to be literally torn limb from limb.


This!

The 9/11 hijackers didn't even get through 9/11 before this got figured out. Up until that point it was figured hijackers would either:

A- blow the plane up
B- hijack it and hold it for ransom

So, if your plane didn't blow up then you were ok. Kick back and relax until it's over. 9/11 changed that and Flight 93 changed it again. Now if someone tried to hijack a flight they'd be mobbed.
 
2013-10-10 04:53:13 PM

dr.zaeus: My question is why they (the terrorists) would still be sticking to the tired old planes into buildings shtick, while ignoring the fact that a coordinated bombing of security checkpoints would bring air travel impossible in this country and likely lead to armed checkpoints and vehicle searches outside every airport in the nation.


They just really seem fixated on airplanes.
 
2013-10-10 04:55:58 PM

dr.zaeus: My question is why they (the terrorists) would still be sticking to the tired old planes into buildings shtick, while ignoring the fact that a coordinated bombing of security checkpoints would bring air travel impossible in this country and likely lead to armed checkpoints and vehicle searches outside every airport in the nation.


What a fascinating plot. We'd like to offer you an all expenses paid trip to a Caribbean island where you can tell us more of your  plans thoughts. It's a very exclusive and secluded place. Some of our visitors have actually been there for years and we don't see any signs that they'll be leaving us any time soon.  Don't bother packing, we'll provide you with a new set of clothes. There's a large exercise area and just wait until you experience the water activities! They're to die for! Everyone is looking forward to hearing your  screams ideas.

this travel excursion brought to you courtesy of the CIA
 
2013-10-10 04:57:30 PM

Marcus Aurelius: No wonder airlines are looking to ditch their rest rooms.  They are clearly a danger to America.


Only if you're next to someone that has a wide stance.
 
2013-10-10 04:57:42 PM

Gonz: dr.zaeus: My question is why they (the terrorists) would still be sticking to the tired old planes into buildings shtick, while ignoring the fact that a coordinated bombing of security checkpoints would bring air travel impossible in this country and likely lead to armed checkpoints and vehicle searches outside every airport in the nation.

And once you get that, wait a month and then hit a few soft targets on the same day. Wouldn't have to be many- 20 over the course of a single day would be overkill.

Couple schools, a mall, a movie theater, McDonald's, a hospital ER... a megachurch if you're feeling froggy, maybe the stands of a Little League game. But you do it in 15 different cities. Not just NYC and DC, you hit Omaha and Peoria.

You do that, and you spread the message "there's absolutely nowhere safe". America would lose its mind.

Not that I'm advocating terror attacks, mind you. Just sayin'.


It's what I always wondered too. You can't secure everything and blowing up some rural post offices as well as higher profile targets would get us to REALLY lose our collective shiat. I guess it's fortunate muslim terrorists are obsessed with planes.
 
2013-10-10 05:01:34 PM
Solution:

Hey, Islam boy!  SIT DOWN!

madewithbacon.com
 
2013-10-10 05:31:14 PM

Gonz: dr.zaeus: My question is why they (the terrorists) would still be sticking to the tired old planes into buildings shtick, while ignoring the fact that a coordinated bombing of security checkpoints would bring air travel impossible in this country and likely lead to armed checkpoints and vehicle searches outside every airport in the nation.

And once you get that, wait a month and then hit a few soft targets on the same day. Wouldn't have to be many- 20 over the course of a single day would be overkill.

Couple schools, a mall, a movie theater, McDonald's, a hospital ER... a megachurch if you're feeling froggy, maybe the stands of a Little League game. But you do it in 15 different cities. Not just NYC and DC, you hit Omaha and Peoria.

You do that, and you spread the message "there's absolutely nowhere safe". America would lose its mind.

Not that I'm advocating terror attacks, mind you. Just sayin'.


If I was going to run an attack on America, here's what I'd do, and I'm sorry:

Get a bunch of people in different cities, and buy as many guns as I could.  Buy or rent mom-mobiles, like Mazda 5s with the sliding doors. Drive up to hundreds of elementary schools, all at the same time, and just gun down kids until I was out of bullets.

Then I'd find a small town somewhere in rural America and wipe it clean off the map.  Kill everyone there and leave the corpses.  Set all the buildings on fire, just leave it as a smoking ruin.

But they don't really have imagination.  If they did, they would start claiming credit for forest fires.  "Man-made?  Of course, it was us! Flames to America! Death to America! Allah Akbar!"
 
2013-10-11 09:12:34 AM

theMagni: Gonz: dr.zaeus: My question is why they (the terrorists) would still be sticking to the tired old planes into buildings shtick, while ignoring the fact that a coordinated bombing of security checkpoints would bring air travel impossible in this country and likely lead to armed checkpoints and vehicle searches outside every airport in the nation.

And once you get that, wait a month and then hit a few soft targets on the same day. Wouldn't have to be many- 20 over the course of a single day would be overkill.

Couple schools, a mall, a movie theater, McDonald's, a hospital ER... a megachurch if you're feeling froggy, maybe the stands of a Little League game. But you do it in 15 different cities. Not just NYC and DC, you hit Omaha and Peoria.

You do that, and you spread the message "there's absolutely nowhere safe". America would lose its mind.

Not that I'm advocating terror attacks, mind you. Just sayin'.

If I was going to run an attack on America, here's what I'd do, and I'm sorry:

Get a bunch of people in different cities, and buy as many guns as I could.  Buy or rent mom-mobiles, like Mazda 5s with the sliding doors. Drive up to hundreds of elementary schools, all at the same time, and just gun down kids until I was out of bullets.

Then I'd find a small town somewhere in rural America and wipe it clean off the map.  Kill everyone there and leave the corpses.  Set all the buildings on fire, just leave it as a smoking ruin.

But they don't really have imagination.  If they did, they would start claiming credit for forest fires.  "Man-made?  Of course, it was us! Flames to America! Death to America! Allah Akbar!"


I'm starting to think that my post was a bad idea.
 
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