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2013-10-10 04:06:29 PM
You had one job my Son. I AM DISAPPOINT
 
2013-10-10 04:09:22 PM
But in the Latin alphabet, "Jesus" begins with an "L".
 
2013-10-10 04:11:39 PM
lerkoffs
 
2013-10-10 04:14:49 PM

Slaxl: But in the Latin alphabet, "Jesus" begins with an "L".


Wouldn't it be an I?
 
2013-10-10 04:17:09 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Slaxl: But in the Latin alphabet, "Jesus" begins with an "L".

Wouldn't it be an I?


It would.

I was just tryna help them out.
 
2013-10-10 04:19:41 PM
Get your Lesus off my pendant.
 
2013-10-10 04:33:19 PM
Lesus Daves
 
2013-10-10 04:36:05 PM
Lesus wopt.
 
2013-10-10 04:40:19 PM
I REALLY REALLY REALLY wish it had been spelled "Jebus."

That would've made my year.
 
2013-10-10 05:08:55 PM
Dude's going to hejj.
 
2013-10-10 05:30:21 PM
Wejj, he sucks at his lob.
 
2013-10-10 05:44:14 PM
Praise Lebus!
 
2013-10-10 05:46:08 PM
I hear Lesus is a big Washington Natinals fan.
 
2013-10-10 05:46:33 PM
They only sold four. They're going to be worth a fortune.
 
2013-10-10 05:47:39 PM
blogs.sos.wa.gov
 
2013-10-10 05:47:41 PM
Sorry folks. Ex Cathedra...Papal Infallibility It's now Lebus.
 
2013-10-10 05:48:18 PM
errr. Lesus.
 
2013-10-10 05:48:27 PM
Oh the money those four medals are going to be worth to collectors.
 
2013-10-10 05:49:19 PM
Great googily moogily.
 
2013-10-10 05:51:23 PM
I also came here to point out that "J" does not exist in the first-century Latin alphabet (when the church was ostensibly founded in its mythology) or the 5th-century Latin alphabet (when it was actually founded).  It was added in the 1200s, long after Latin became a dead language, in order to accommodate the various vulgar tongues.

So... TFA fails at least as hard as the coin-stamper.

//Technically Jesus is the  greek version of his title/name anyhow, so it's Ἰησοῦς, but in Latin it was transliterated Iesus in, y'know, the Latin versions of the bible the church used.
 
2013-10-10 05:52:36 PM
The Vatican said only four had been sold before they were recalled

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-10-10 05:52:48 PM
OMG! The Pope is a Lesbian, because everybody no Lesus means lesbian and the Pope is the Lesus.
 
2013-10-10 05:52:49 PM
Did you know that the apple of the Garden of Eden fame may have actually been a banana?
 
2013-10-10 05:53:56 PM

Slaxl: But in the Latin alphabet, "Jesus" begins with an "L".


i.stack.imgur.com
Try it out - see how it goes...
 
2013-10-10 05:54:31 PM
Instant rare collector's item. Maybe it was deliberate.
 
2013-10-10 05:54:46 PM

Jim_Callahan: I also came here to point out that "J" does not exist in the first-century Latin alphabet (when the church was ostensibly founded in its mythology) or the 5th-century Latin alphabet (when it was actually founded).  It was added in the 1200s, long after Latin became a dead language, in order to accommodate the various vulgar tongues.

So... TFA fails at least as hard as the coin-stamper.

//Technically Jesus is the  greek version of his title/name anyhow, so it's Ἰησοῦς, but in Latin it was transliterated Iesus in, y'know, the Latin versions of the bible the church used.


What is his name in Aramaic?
 
2013-10-10 05:56:51 PM
I thought Kanye changed it to Yeezus.  I'm so confused now.
 
2013-10-10 05:56:54 PM

Darkrover2: The Vatican said only four had been sold before they were recalled

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x288]


Something tells me this was an intentional mistake, and that even though 4 were sold, many more are being secretly held.
 
2013-10-10 05:58:24 PM
Lizard Jesus?

www.factzoo.com

And a GIS for "lesus" turns up a lot of furry cartoons, for some reason.
 
2013-10-10 05:58:36 PM
Something about shalt not make unto thee any graven image or some stuff.
 
2013-10-10 05:59:11 PM
must have hired that guy who screwed up the chefs endzone
 
2013-10-10 05:59:33 PM
Send the ravens
 
2013-10-10 05:59:41 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Slaxl: But in the Latin alphabet, "Jesus" begins with an "L".

Wouldn't it be an I?


www.codeproject.com

What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?
 
2013-10-10 06:02:51 PM

fusillade762: Lizard Jesus?

[www.factzoo.com image 525x276]


I think you mean "Jizard Lesus".
 
2013-10-10 06:03:40 PM
Lesus Translated to English

latin > english January 28, 2013, 9:16 pm
Wounded

Type: noun plural
Pronunciation: ˈwün-dəd
Definition(s):
- wounded persons

Type: adjective
Pronunciation:
Definition(s):
- injured, hurt by, or suffering from a

© 2013 Merriam-Webster, Incorporated
Definition: to cause bodily damage to
Example: an arrow had wounded the animal, but the vet was able to save it
Synonyms: damage, harm, hurt, wound
Related: batter, bloody, blow out, bruise, contuse, cut, gash, gore, lacerate, scald, scar, scathe, strain, tear; crease, graze, nick; cripple, hamstring, lame, maim, mangle, mutilate; abuse, aggrieve, afflict, maltreat, torment, torture; lay up; blemish, impair, mar, scrape, spoil

Definition: to cause hurt feelings or deep resentment in
Example: that callous comment really wounded me
Synonyms: affront, dis (also diss) [slang], disrespect, offend, outrage, slap, slight, wound
Related: cut, snub; displease, distress, disturb, hurt, miff, pain, trouble, upset; jeer, mock, ridicule, sneer (at), taunt; defame, disparage, libel, malign, revile, slander, slur, smear; oppress, persecute, torment, torture

/now I have to go look and see if it can be made sense of that way
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-10 06:04:17 PM
cdn3.whatculture.com

Zeus: Why you keep calling me Jésus? I look Puerto Rican to you?

John McClane: Guy back there called you Jésus.

Zeus: He didn't say Jésus. He said, "Hey, Zeus!" My name is Zeus.

John McClane: Zeus?

Zeus: Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't fark with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?

John McClane: No, I don't have a problem with that.
 
2013-10-10 06:05:24 PM

skylabdown: Did you know that the apple of the Garden of Eden fame may have actually been a banana?


Eve gave Adam a banana?  So the original sin was pegging?
 
2013-10-10 06:05:41 PM

haemaker: Jim_Callahan: I also came here to point out that "J" does not exist in the first-century Latin alphabet (when the church was ostensibly founded in its mythology) or the 5th-century Latin alphabet (when it was actually founded).  It was added in the 1200s, long after Latin became a dead language, in order to accommodate the various vulgar tongues.

So... TFA fails at least as hard as the coin-stamper.

//Technically Jesus is the  greek version of his title/name anyhow, so it's Ἰησοῦς, but in Latin it was transliterated Iesus in, y'know, the Latin versions of the bible the church used.

What is his name in Aramaic?


Jesus Juan Santa-Maria Julio Xavier Rodriguez
 
2013-10-10 06:07:14 PM

Duck_of_Doom: skylabdown: Did you know that the apple of the Garden of Eden fame may have actually been a banana?

Eve gave Adam a banana?  So the original sin was pegging?


It's only pegging if she used a strapon.
 
2013-10-10 06:08:05 PM

haemaker: Jim_Callahan: I also came here to point out that "J" does not exist in the first-century Latin alphabet (when the church was ostensibly founded in its mythology) or the 5th-century Latin alphabet (when it was actually founded).  It was added in the 1200s, long after Latin became a dead language, in order to accommodate the various vulgar tongues.

So... TFA fails at least as hard as the coin-stamper.

//Technically Jesus is the  greek version of his title/name anyhow, so it's Ἰησοῦς, but in Latin it was transliterated Iesus in, y'know, the Latin versions of the bible the church used.

What is his name in Aramaic?


Zeus Jr.
 
2013-10-10 06:08:27 PM

vernonFL: Lesus Daves


Lesus shoves the little children.
 
2013-10-10 06:12:05 PM
Lesus Peaces
 
2013-10-10 06:13:02 PM
Lesus Chliste

i5.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-10 06:13:23 PM
Lesus Lap-dancing Christ...
 
2013-10-10 06:15:21 PM
'You had one lob, my Son,' surely?
 
2013-10-10 06:18:44 PM
JOJ
 
2013-10-10 06:20:01 PM
WWLD?
 
2013-10-10 06:20:33 PM
www.fulcrumgallery.com
 
2013-10-10 06:24:54 PM
The stupid bastards used a "v" instead of a "u" too.  Silly reporters didn't catch that one.
 
2013-10-10 06:25:48 PM

Jim_Callahan: I also came here to point out that "J" does not exist in the first-century Latin alphabet (when the church was ostensibly founded in its mythology) or the 5th-century Latin alphabet (when it was actually founded).  It was added in the 1200s, long after Latin became a dead language, in order to accommodate the various vulgar tongues.

So... TFA fails at least as hard as the coin-stamper.

//Technically Jesus is the  greek version of his title/name anyhow, so it's Ἰησοῦς, but in Latin it was transliterated Iesus in, y'know, the Latin versions of the bible the church used.


I was wondering about that too.  When I was forced to go to church as a child I remember learning what INRI atop the cross stood for and figured it'd apply here.
 
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