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(Bubblews)   The luxury vibrator market reaches its zenith with a $150 model, complete with 12 pink Swarovski crystals and detachable feather tail. In other news, there's a luxury vibrator market   (bubblews.com) divider line 75
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2013-10-10 04:00:36 PM  
Nothing says "luxury" like a detachable sop-mop.
 
2013-10-10 04:03:25 PM  
Isn't "Swarovski crystal" a polite way of saying "cheap glass"?
 
2013-10-10 04:05:33 PM  
Wait, I thought the headline said $1500.

You can't buy a 2 stroke engine powered vibrator for under $250.  And when that baby hits 2000 RPM, you'll forget all about Swarovski crystals.
 
2013-10-10 04:14:42 PM  
That feather tail won't look so fancy when it's wet.
 
2013-10-10 04:15:16 PM  

In other news, there's a luxury vibrator market


If there is a market for a regular item, there will almost certainly be a market for a luxury version of that item.
 
2013-10-10 04:15:28 PM  

Atomic Spunk: That feather tail won't look so fancy when it's wet.


Where you stickin those feathers?
 
2013-10-10 04:16:06 PM  
Vibrators have gone high end.   Superb build quality, completely self contained batteries, decorative chargers, and they're incorporating that "super duper sonic toothbrush" technology into them.

We've spent more than we should have on them, but I guess you only live once.
 
2013-10-10 04:16:37 PM  
Added French tickler?  Fancy!
 
2013-10-10 04:16:44 PM  
Lelo.  They're the best.
 
2013-10-10 04:16:49 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Wait, I thought the headline said $1500.

You can't buy a 2 stroke engine powered vibrator for under $250.  And when that baby hits 2000 RPM, you'll forget all about Swarovski crystals.


A Sybian or Venus 2000 alone would cost you around a grand a pop.
 
2013-10-10 04:16:58 PM  
I'm not sure $150 exactly gets you to the "luxury" mark. You're gonna need to add zero, otherwise it's just an expensive vibrator.
 
2013-10-10 04:17:37 PM  
www.bubblews.com

looks more like a luxury butt plug
 
2013-10-10 04:17:56 PM  
was hoping it was the one from Top Secret
 
2013-10-10 04:18:28 PM  
Ah don't care how fancy it is. Something's the matter with that gall-derned thing. It hurts muh teeth.

onyourownadventures.com
 
2013-10-10 04:18:49 PM  
ehhh what's up dick?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-10-10 04:19:13 PM  
This warms the cockles of my capitalist pig heart.
 
2013-10-10 04:19:26 PM  
Still doesn't beat the Hitachi Magic Wand.
 
2013-10-10 04:19:39 PM  
A real expensive luxury vibrator would be Michael J. Fox.
 
2013-10-10 04:21:13 PM  

Dahnkster: Ah don't care how fancy it is. Something's the matter with that gall-derned thing. It hurts muh teeth.

[onyourownadventures.com image 274x247]


Dammit, yer lucky my keyboards waterproof.

$150?  Add a 0.

www.iltephouse.com
This thing can make a statue orgasm.
 
2013-10-10 04:21:21 PM  
I'm pretty sure I've seen vibrators more expensive than that. They look like modern art sculptures. A dildo encrusted with Swarovski crystals is just tacky. I guess they'll be a hit in the ghetto.
 
2013-10-10 04:21:30 PM  
EIP, ladies. ;)
 
2013-10-10 04:21:34 PM  
$150 is the most expensive vibrator? Really?

And it doesn't look like it does very much that's impressive.  A quiet motor and variable settings?  Ooh, that's something you don't see every day...oh wait.
 
2013-10-10 04:21:45 PM  
Vibrators are cheap. It's the box that's expensive.
 
2013-10-10 04:23:31 PM  
Hey, I'm friggin' fancy, too.  I don't need batteries, I take showers, and I put my pinky out & shiat.  I'm nice to your parents, too, even if they're stuffy retards who like sweaters.
 
2013-10-10 04:24:58 PM  

Bane of Broone: Still doesn't beat the Hitachi Magic Wand.


Came here to say that.
 
2013-10-10 04:25:03 PM  
for only $150 I sincerely doubt it has a kick start
 
2013-10-10 04:25:08 PM  

Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: Vibrators are cheap. It's the box that's expensive.


*sees what you did there*

/concurs
 
2013-10-10 04:25:26 PM  
content.clearchannel.com
 
2013-10-10 04:25:30 PM  

orclover: Dahnkster: Ah don't care how fancy it is. Something's the matter with that gall-derned thing. It hurts muh teeth.

[onyourownadventures.com image 274x247]

Dammit, yer lucky my keyboards waterproof.

$150?  Add a 0.

[www.iltephouse.com image 368x245]
This thing can make a statue orgasm.



Where do I put my dick?
 
2013-10-10 04:27:28 PM  
thecomicscomic.com
 
2013-10-10 04:28:04 PM  
img197.imageshack.us

I thought they only made TVs now.
 
2013-10-10 04:28:39 PM  
http://geekologie.com/2012/10/worlds-m ost-expensive-vibrator-is-gold-p-1.php

Lelo ftw.
 
2013-10-10 04:28:47 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Hey, I'm friggin' fancy, too.  I don't need batteries, I take showers, and I put my pinky out & shiat.  I'm nice to your parents, too, even if they're stuffy retards who like sweaters.


yeah but you appear to be a 'used' luxury vibrator (/neck and cheek massager) that's going to lower your 'value' to a lot of people
 
2013-10-10 04:30:43 PM  
$150 is not much more than the one my GF bought recently. Vibes are one of those things that you can tell where the extra $$ is spent...you can literally feel the difference.
 
2013-10-10 04:31:03 PM  
Article Headline: 'World's Most Expensive Vibrator Goes On Sale'

One of the first google results:

http://www.bornrich.com/worlds-expensive-sex-toys.html

One of the ones here is $1,000,000
 
2013-10-10 04:36:02 PM  

orclover: Dahnkster: Ah don't care how fancy it is. Something's the matter with that gall-derned thing. It hurts muh teeth.

[onyourownadventures.com image 274x247]

Dammit, yer lucky my keyboards waterproof.

$150?  Add a 0.


This thing can make a statue orgasm.


Can it make a turtle orgasm?
 
2013-10-10 04:40:40 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Hey, I'm friggin' fancy, too.  I don't need batteries, I take showers, and I put my pinky out & shiat.  I'm nice to your parents, too, even if they're stuffy retards who like sweaters.


How YOU doin'?

/Orphan.
//Also old, fat and ugly, alas.
 
2013-10-10 04:41:03 PM  
$150? That's about what the dragon dildos (NSFW) cost apiece.
 
2013-10-10 04:42:19 PM  

orclover: Dahnkster: Ah don't care how fancy it is. Something's the matter with that gall-derned thing. It hurts muh teeth.

[onyourownadventures.com image 274x247]

Dammit, yer lucky my keyboards waterproof.

$150?  Add a 0.

[www.iltephouse.com image 368x245]
This thing can make a statue orgasm.


A a woman of my acquaintence once said after feeling one of those shake the floor as it was being demo'ed nearby and then told of it's price tag: "Jesus Christ, if I'm paying that much for a sex toy with that much horsepower, it'd better goddamn have a kickstand on it"
 
2013-10-10 04:45:12 PM  

Bane of Broone: Still doesn't beat the Hitachi Magic Wand.


Nothing beats the Hitachi Magic Wand
 
2013-10-10 04:45:37 PM  

bongmiester: [www.bubblews.com image 228x303]

looks more like a luxury butt plug


Yes...that's why the tail feathers.
 
2013-10-10 04:45:38 PM  
Bzzzt!

img.fark.net

$2890 (silver), $3900 (gold).
 
2013-10-10 04:47:09 PM  

Sofa King Smart: Nana's Vibrator: Hey, I'm friggin' fancy, too.  I don't need batteries, I take showers, and I put my pinky out & shiat.  I'm nice to your parents, too, even if they're stuffy retards who like sweaters.

yeah but you appear to be a 'used' luxury vibrator (/neck and cheek massager) that's going to lower your 'value' to a lot of people



Don't think of me as used.  Think of me as utilized by some great past civilization.  Maybe the lady-vadges of Ancient Babylon.  It staggers the imagination.  I may be have been trod upon by Solomon, or even Nebuchudnezzar.
 
2013-10-10 04:47:51 PM  
I'm not remotely wealthy, but $150 for a "home appliance" isn't exactly in luxury item pricing.
 
2013-10-10 04:49:13 PM  
In the long long ago, in the far away times, I was involved in dildo peddling... those private party things.. like a tupparware party for rubber dicks... y'know the gig...

I'm sure the device in the article is nice. But the sybians, monkey chairs and swings pushed up the numbers.
Ill Also offer that the damn things sell themselves. What you gotta do to make your self stand out in the field of rubber dick peddling is to be able to "fit" the client to the product... as it were. Are they some who works best on pentration or do they work better via stimulation of the clitorus? Ask questions, get to the... root of the problem and stear them towards the product that is best for the.
The thing that has been linked to in the comments looks like any otherrubber cock that some one glued a feather boa to.
 
2013-10-10 04:50:11 PM  

madgonad: Bane of Broone: Still doesn't beat the Hitachi Magic Wand.

Came here to say that.


It's the Cadillac of vibrators.
 
2013-10-10 04:52:01 PM  
quizilla.teennick.com
 
2013-10-10 04:53:12 PM  

fredirc: Article Headline: 'World's Most Expensive Vibrator Goes On Sale'

One of the first google results:

http://www.bornrich.com/worlds-expensive-sex-toys.html

One of the ones here is $1,000,000


I'd be more excited about any of those if they did my dishes.
 
2013-10-10 04:54:53 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Wait, I thought the headline said $1500.

You can't buy a 2 stroke engine powered vibrator for under $250.  And when that baby hits 2000 RPM, you'll forget all about Swarovski crystals.


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2013-10-10 04:58:44 PM  

cookiefleck: It's the Cadillac Red Wiggler of vibrators.


FTFY
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