vernonFL: Which type of hemorroid, the itchy kind or the painful kind?
Badafuco: Well they better have some sort of preparation before the next election.
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I'd much rather have congress than this.
ActivKino: Click through to the actual poll results PDF, if you haven't. It's delightful.
Lumbar Puncture: http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-poll-finds-americans-view-death- o f-close-relat,34029/
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Uh, no. I've got a 'roid flare-up right now like you wouldn't believe. I can't bend over without it feeling like there's a handful frosted flakes being slowly inserted into my rectum. Every time I wipe my ass there's what feels like a cluster of sunflower seeds, and it just shreds the oiler paper. I'd much rather have congress than this.
MontanaDave: I must have misunderstood the question when the pollsters called. I told them I'd prefer outsiders to the asses that are in there.
MBooda: Funny you should mention hemorrhoids because I have a pretty bad santorum right now.
foo monkey: This is the most important question.In the last presidential election, did you vote forBarack Obama or Mitt Romney?49% Barack Obama................................................43% Mitt Romney....................................................8% Someone else/Don't remember
abb3w: Lumbar Puncture: http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-poll-finds-americans-view-death- o f-close-relat,34029/So, did the Onion get the idea from PPP, or did PPP get the idea from the Onion.
atomicxblue: I'm more scared for this country when there's 16% undecided who are torn between Congress and hemorrhoids. You mean, there are people who like hemorrhoids?
beamishmango: So 65% of the people polled describe themselves as Moderate or Liberal yet only 57% voted for Obama or other. What is wrong with the other 7% please?
WizardofToast: atomicxblue: I'm more scared for this country when there's 16% undecided who are torn between Congress and hemorrhoids. You mean, there are people who like hemorrhoids?Proctologists.
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