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2013-10-10 05:03:33 PM  
Is there some sort of filter where I can block Miley Cyrus topics on Fark?
 
2013-10-10 05:03:43 PM  
Didn't you get Bad and Good mixed up in that headline. Actually nevermind, both are bad.
 
2013-10-10 05:08:42 PM  

Glitchwerks: Is there some sort of filter where I can block Miley Cyrus topics on Fark?


Yeah, it's a button right next to the one that says, "no more Breaking Bad" topics.
 
2013-10-10 05:19:17 PM  
"You need to stick out your tounge more!"
 
2013-10-10 05:20:49 PM  
She needs a few years of hands on experience before she can pitch much less direct.
 
2013-10-10 05:22:15 PM  
A porn musical where the actors and actresses break into song and dance numbers between or during their sex scenes might be interesting.
 
2013-10-10 05:23:48 PM  

Gergesa: A porn musical where the actors and actresses break into song and dance numbers between or during their sex scenes might be interesting.


Sounds gay
 
2013-10-10 05:25:52 PM  
Well, this headline runs "Mary Kate and Ashley will be 18 soon" guy levels of creepy.
 
2013-10-10 05:30:27 PM  

hardinparamedic: Well, this headline runs "Mary Kate and Ashley will be 18 soon" guy levels of creepy.


And lets not forget how that one turned out...
 
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2013-10-10 05:31:56 PM  

BBtB: hardinparamedic: Well, this headline runs "Mary Kate and Ashley will be 18 soon" guy levels of creepy.

And lets not forget how that one turned out...


Refresh my memory.
 
2013-10-10 05:34:05 PM  

Gergesa: A porn musical where the actors and actresses break into song and dance numbers between or during their sex scenes might be interesting.


Instead of 'Grease' they could call it 'Lube'.
 
2013-10-10 05:44:04 PM  

Whatthefark: Gergesa: A porn musical where the actors and actresses break into song and dance numbers between or during their sex scenes might be interesting.

Instead of 'Grease' they could call it 'Lube'.


Seems they already are working on it
http://www.avn.com/galleries/Grease-XXX-A-Parody-529325/529350/         (Site & pics NSFW in any way)
 
2013-10-10 05:45:03 PM  

Glitchwerks: Is there some sort of filter where I can block Miley Cyrus topics on Fark?


Remember, NPR noted this morning that the two things currently have lower approval ratings than Congress.  The Ebola virus, and Miley Cyrus.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/10/09/231015154/americans-p re fer-hemorrhoids-and-cockroaches-to-congress
 
2013-10-10 05:45:45 PM  
Her directing ability and music are on par for a porn flick.
 
2013-10-10 05:54:21 PM  
Do Miley haters have legitimate beef or is it just "get off my lawn" hatred?
 
2013-10-10 05:54:46 PM  
No tits, no ass. Why would I want to watch her anyway? Seems like behind the camera would be better.
 
2013-10-10 05:55:48 PM  
Ugh.

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That's like having a 12-year old girl direct the porn flick.

I find a wide range of women sexy, Miley, not at all. She just doesn't know how to be sexy, and at the same time, tries way too hard while failing.

Her tongue thing reminds me of a farm animal. Cows do the same thing.

img2u.info
 
2013-10-10 05:59:06 PM  
Her tongue thing reminds me of a farm animal. Cows do the same thing.

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fapfapfapfapfap
 
2013-10-10 06:03:50 PM  

Grimlock2099: Do Miley haters have legitimate beef or is it just "get off my lawn" hatred?


I think we've been more than up front about the "why" - she's not sexy, tries too hard (and ends up looking very immature), and the tongue thing is just plain gross.

Honestly, I think there is something developmentally wrong with her, from a sexual maturity standpoint. If I had to guess, I'd say there was probably some sexual abuse at a young age by a family member or handler. Maybe I'd find her sexy if I was a pedophile.
 
2013-10-10 06:09:16 PM  

Grimlock2099: Do Miley haters have legitimate beef or is it just "get off my lawn" hatred?


'Miley Cyrus' sounds like an infectious disease.
 
2013-10-10 06:13:12 PM  

LesserEvil: Grimlock2099: Do Miley haters have legitimate beef or is it just "get off my lawn" hatred?

I think we've been more than up front about the "why" - she's not sexy, tries too hard (and ends up looking very immature), and the tongue thing is just plain gross.

Honestly, I think there is something developmentally wrong with her, from a sexual maturity standpoint. If I had to guess, I'd say there was probably some sexual abuse at a young age by a family member or handler. Maybe I'd find her sexy if I was a pedophile.


I think it's Disney. Child stars almost always grow up to be completely farked up in the head.
 
2013-10-10 06:17:48 PM  

LesserEvil: Grimlock2099: Do Miley haters have legitimate beef or is it just "get off my lawn" hatred?

I think we've been more than up front about the "why" - she's not sexy, tries too hard (and ends up looking very immature), and the tongue thing is just plain gross.

Honestly, I think there is something developmentally wrong with her, from a sexual maturity standpoint. If I had to guess, I'd say there was probably some sexual abuse at a young age by a family member or handler. Maybe I'd find her sexy if I was a pedophile.


Agreed.  Same with Selena Gomez and any other number of girls who are of age but do not look or act it.  I can only assume jail bait is their taste.

Now Chloe Moretz I will say I do have an unfortunate pedocrush on.  But she acts and looks like an adult already.
 
2013-10-10 06:32:54 PM  

Gergesa: A porn musical where the actors and actresses break into song and dance numbers between or during their sex scenes might be interesting.


I once saw an Alice in Wonderland porn musical from the 1970's. The only thing the singing did was make me reach for the mute button
 
2013-10-10 06:45:17 PM  

isamudyson: Whatthefark: Gergesa: A porn musical where the actors and actresses break into song and dance numbers between or during their sex scenes might be interesting.

Instead of 'Grease' they could call it 'Lube'.

Seems they already are working on it
http://www.avn.com/galleries/Grease-XXX-A-Parody-529325/529350/         (Site & pics NSFW in any way)


If they are going to parody classics they should parody Logan's Run.  I know it hasn't aged well but God I loved the movie when I was younger.
 
2013-10-10 07:01:51 PM  

Glitchwerks: Is there some sort of filter where I can block Miley Cyrus topics on Fark?


yes and it is internal in your brain, you know the part that tells you not to click on links with her name in the headline.
 
2013-10-10 07:12:48 PM  
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2013-10-10 07:15:34 PM  

Waldo Pepper: Glitchwerks: Is there some sort of filter where I can block Miley Cyrus topics on Fark?

yes and it is internal in your brain, you know the part that tells you not to click on links with her name in the headline.



Oh, no... another one of those "free will" and "it's your decision to click those links" weirdos.
media.tumblr.com

Aren't you aware that "Miley Cyrus" could be a code for the long-awaited "Jennifer Lawrence full-frontal nudity" thread?

not likely, I know
but a possibility just the same
 
2013-10-10 07:32:34 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Yeah, it's a button right next to the one that says, "no more Breaking Bad" topics.


Where's the "No more Doctor Who" button?
 
2013-10-10 08:07:00 PM  
My beef with Miley Cyrus is that she is not attractive.

When I need a hot starlet to pleasure myself to on my business phone while I'm in the Denny's bathroom, I need a mainstream hottie to knuckle one out.

She's built like Justin Bieber.
 
2013-10-10 08:19:53 PM  
biatch needs a sammich
 
2013-10-10 08:35:20 PM  

Glitchwerks: Is there some sort of filter where I can block Miley Cyrus topics on Fark?


There's a chrome extension, I think. I haven't at work to block ... Well, to block the whole showbiz tab.
 
2013-10-10 08:42:13 PM  
the thing with all this, the way we give it press by continuing to talk about it is that Miley Cyrus has put herself into the same camp as the "daring" performances of such acts as Madonna and Prince and all that stuff.


here is the thing.. as much as un Gen X's want to fuss and fume and foam at the mouth.. there is not a damn thing at ALL fundamentally  Different between what this girl has done and what Madonna did on the exact same stage 30 years prior.

we pretend to be better than all that now, but we really aren't with out our outrage, maybe it has a lot to do with the girls early career as a Disney Pop tartlet and now trying to break free from all that whatever, I'm sure there is some kind of marketing firm behind all this nonsense and, the strategy appears to be working because this is all you ass holes are flipping out about.

When I first started this particular rant, my intent was to offer the thought excersize of how mid 90's era Madonna and her SEX book would have been received if we had the same pervasive internet commentary and group think as we have now.


really... if y'all will remember, Madonna's Justify my love video was BANNED, except for late at night on MTV. People snatched up that book and it completely sold out. it was EVERYTHING and the ONLY thing anyone talked about. And, all the talk was about, how progressive!!! and  SLUT!!!


have we forgotten how easily the sheep can be led to the slaughter of public opinion?


in all this, please don't anyone think I'm white knighting this girl, and Miley, put your tongue back in your mouth hun. all I'm saying is that if ANYONE has any outrage over ANY of this? or even CARE? they need to really reexamine their priorities.
 
2013-10-10 08:45:31 PM  

Gergesa: A porn musical where the actors and actresses break into song and dance numbers between or during their sex scenes might be interesting.


They did that. It's softcore though. Called "ghost in a teeny bikini". It was actully pretty good.
 
2013-10-10 08:58:51 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Glitchwerks: Is there some sort of filter where I can block Miley Cyrus topics on Fark?

Yeah, it's a button right next to the one that says, "no more Breaking Bad" topics.

BREAKING NEWS:

Miley Cyrus to star in Breaking Bad remake.
 
2013-10-10 08:59:07 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: the thing with all this, the way we give it press by continuing to talk about it is that Miley Cyrus has put herself into the same camp as the "daring" performances of such acts as Madonna and Prince and all that stuff.


here is the thing.. as much as un Gen X's want to fuss and fume and foam at the mouth.. there is not a damn thing at ALL fundamentally  Different between what this girl has done and what Madonna did on the exact same stage 30 years prior.

we pretend to be better than all that now, but we really aren't with out our outrage, maybe it has a lot to do with the girls early career as a Disney Pop tartlet and now trying to break free from all that whatever, I'm sure there is some kind of marketing firm behind all this nonsense and, the strategy appears to be working because this is all you ass holes are flipping out about.

When I first started this particular rant, my intent was to offer the thought excersize of how mid 90's era Madonna and her SEX book would have been received if we had the same pervasive internet commentary and group think as we have now.


really... if y'all will remember, Madonna's Justify my love video was BANNED, except for late at night on MTV. People snatched up that book and it completely sold out. it was EVERYTHING and the ONLY thing anyone talked about. And, all the talk was about, how progressive!!! and  SLUT!!!


have we forgotten how easily the sheep can be led to the slaughter of public opinion?


in all this, please don't anyone think I'm white knighting this girl, and Miley, put your tongue back in your mouth hun. all I'm saying is that if ANYONE has any outrage over ANY of this? or even CARE? they need to really reexamine their priorities.


Madonna had style. Miley is unpleasant to look at and listen to.
 
2013-10-10 09:01:52 PM  
I'll give Miley credit for something that I didn't think was possible.  When people think of a celebrity sticking out their tongue, I think more people think her than Gene Simmons.

So this being FARK someone needs to take this thread to the next level....

Miley Cyrus / Gene Simmons sex tape.  Just think of the tongue action!
 
2013-10-10 09:15:29 PM  
How about someone offers her $1 million to keep her gross tongue inside her mouth.
 
2013-10-10 09:16:04 PM  
No........
 
2013-10-10 09:17:37 PM  
www.laughspin.com
 
2013-10-10 09:39:09 PM  
duckpoopy:

Madonna had style. Miley is unpleasant to look at and listen to.

May I counter that Madonna took up all the style and that the fluff is all that is left for folks like Miley to grasp for?
 
2013-10-10 09:48:17 PM  

duckpoopy: Madonna had style. Miley is unpleasant to look at and listen to.


Yup. Madonna was actually, you know, sexy. She also didn't stick her tongue out like some sort of depraved maniac high on bath salts, thinking it is somehow attractive.

Representative of the unwashed masses: Miley Cyrus / Gene Simmons sex tape.  Just think of the tongue action!


I would like to point out that, even being a straight man, Gene Simmons tongue sticking out is more of a turn on than Miley's. I wish somebody would point that out to her.
 
2013-10-10 09:53:37 PM  
It's kinda creepy how the industry can have everybody talking about something like this so much.

They must be making millions and millions out of this. And once it's all died down everyone will be sick to death of Miley Cyrus and that'll be the end of her career.

What Sinead O'Connor said was right.
 
2013-10-10 10:09:36 PM  
Reminds me of this.

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2013-10-10 10:15:01 PM  

Gergesa: A porn musical where the actors and actresses break into song and dance numbers between or during their sex scenes might be interesting.


Heres one of the scenes NSFW
 
2013-10-10 10:50:34 PM  
It's going to be about a normal everyday schoolgirl but she has a secret double life as a rock star hooker.
 
2013-10-10 11:10:05 PM  

LonMead: Waldo Pepper: Glitchwerks: Is there some sort of filter where I can block Miley Cyrus topics on Fark?

yes and it is internal in your brain, you know the part that tells you not to click on links with her name in the headline.


Oh, no... another one of those "free will" and "it's your decision to click those links" weirdos.
[media.tumblr.com image 500x198]

Aren't you aware that "Miley Cyrus" could be a code for the long-awaited "Jennifer Lawrence full-frontal nudity" thread?

not likely, I know
but a possibility just the same

Shame on any farker that uses Miley Cyrus as a code for anything JL related. that should be a lifetime ban

 
2013-10-10 11:19:35 PM  

scotchcrotch: My beef with Miley Cyrus is that she is not attractive.


It's not so much that she's not attractive, it's more that she's completely and utterly not sexy.

Watching her try to be "hot" kind of gives me the same type of creepy "no" feeling that I imagine I'd get if Danny Devito tried to be "hot" and pranced about in a gold g-string.
 
2013-10-10 11:32:34 PM  

red5ish: It's going to be about a normal everyday schoolgirl but she has a secret double life as a rock star hooker.


I thought it would be a normal everyday hooker who has a secret life licking hammers.
 
2013-10-10 11:34:16 PM  

baconbeard: scotchcrotch: My beef with Miley Cyrus is that she is not attractive.

It's not so much that she's not attractive, it's more that she's completely and utterly not sexy.

Watching her try to be "hot" kind of gives me the same type of creepy "no" feeling that I imagine I'd get if Danny Devito tried to be "hot" and pranced about in a gold g-string.


Holy crap! You nailed it. I couldn't put it into words as well as you, but that's exactly how I feel watching Miley.
 
2013-10-10 11:51:41 PM  

LLLeopold: baconbeard: scotchcrotch: My beef with Miley Cyrus is that she is not attractive.

It's not so much that she's not attractive, it's more that she's completely and utterly not sexy.

Watching her try to be "hot" kind of gives me the same type of creepy "no" feeling that I imagine I'd get if Danny Devito tried to be "hot" and pranced about in a gold g-string.

Holy crap! You nailed it. I couldn't put it into words as well as you, but that's exactly how I feel watching Miley.


yeah.. that is a big thing... I give her a pass for trying to pass off sexy, but the way she try's to is just ridiculously awkward.
 
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