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(Gizmodo)   Proof the French were on the moon   (gizmodo.com) divider line 43
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2013-10-10 02:21:38 PM
When do the whalers get there?
 
2013-10-10 02:28:23 PM
LOL'd Subby, would LOL again.
 
2013-10-10 02:36:10 PM
The scene at the end of RotLA when the Ark is in in nazi marked crate in that ship's hold, but it doesn't like swastikas so it burns it. Its just like that, only with bleach.
 
2013-10-10 02:36:51 PM
they had to go because they heard it was made of cheese?
 
2013-10-10 02:37:03 PM
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about 70 years before the americans!
 
2013-10-10 02:38:11 PM
Is there a white flag on the moon?
 
2013-10-10 02:41:48 PM
LE CHA
 
2013-10-10 02:43:15 PM

give me doughnuts: Is there a white flag on the moon?


several, the unshielded UV rays bleached out the colors from the american flags long ago.

or is that what this article is about? if so.. REPEAT!!
 
2013-10-10 02:48:38 PM
I guess that means that these colors do fade and run.

Mind you, both countries have the same colors--red, white and blue--and they buy their plastic flags in the same place--China.

Keep an eye on those flags. They may turn red with yellow stars.

I blame Richard M. Nixon, as always. A lot of conservatives thought he was a Chinese mole. Maybe he was. Maybe he chose the flags. Maybe he's part of the giant alien cover-up conspiracy that keeps the US from going back to the Moon. Maybe the Chinese spy thing was just a cover and he is really a Mooninite, like Al Gore.

OR maybe there's really no point going back to the Moon since the USSR is gone and nobody has looked at 95% of the data the guys brought back since. They can't even keep track of the rocks they brought back. They keep disappearing and then turning up again.

By the by, the whalers go to the Moon when Al Gore is crowned Emperor of the Moon in 2047. It's a trick to save the whales here on Earth. They tell the whalers that great white whales have been seen on the Moon and then they show them a photo of Al Gore's moon. As a result, the seas become overrun with whales and they have to build Monument Beach inland because it's too dangerous to swim in the real Ocean.
 
2013-10-10 03:01:08 PM

brantgoose: I guess that means that these colors do fade and run.


I think anyone would run away and never come back after finding what they did on the moon. Can't really blame them.
 
2013-10-10 03:06:36 PM

Cerebral Knievel: give me doughnuts: Is there a white flag on the moon?

several, the unshielded UV rays bleached out the colors from the american flags long ago.

or is that what this article is about? if so.. REPEAT!!


I dunno. I DNRTFA.
 
2013-10-10 03:06:46 PM

J. Frank Parnell: brantgoose: I guess that means that these colors do fade and run.

I think anyone would run away and never come back after finding what they did on the moon. Can't really blame them.


Everybody needs to see that documentry about the ill fated apollo 18 mission. Sad and tragic, true heros those three astronauts were
 
2013-10-10 03:07:02 PM
Nah, it was the Belgians...

api.ning.com
 
2013-10-10 03:08:18 PM
I thought it was the English...

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2013-10-10 03:13:39 PM
I thought it was the South Americans...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-10 03:14:19 PM
Turns out, those colors do run :(
 
2013-10-10 03:15:29 PM

flaminio: I thought it was the English...

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It was. Four times. Back when they had transport.
i27.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-10 03:17:31 PM

Radak: I thought it was the South Americans...

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I see what you did there.

/AWOTM classic
 
2013-10-10 03:27:49 PM
True story: My late father in law worked for John Kelly as a LEM engineer. Not a lot of those guys lived to be very old.

That is all
 
2013-10-10 03:29:12 PM

R.A.Danny: True story: My late father in law worked for John Kelly as a LEM engineer. Not a lot of those guys lived to be very old.

That is all


Oops, Tom Kelly. John is another guy I know. He tends bar and probably can't use a slide rule.
 
2013-10-10 03:29:45 PM
what, there's armpit hair on the moon?
 
2013-10-10 03:37:02 PM

Cerebral Knievel: give me doughnuts: Is there a white flag on the moon?

several, the unshielded UV rays bleached out the colors from the american flags long ago.

or is that what this article is about? if so.. REPEAT!!


This is the internet. Everything is a repeat, kittehs, pron and men pretending to be women.
 
2013-10-10 03:45:07 PM

technoblogical: flaminio: I thought it was the English...

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It was. Four times. Back when they had transport.
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I chuckled when I realised that, during the climax of "Day of the Moon", there were at least 6 Doctors & 6 TARDISes simultaneously in existence on or near the Earth:
1 Three stuck at UNIT HQ with an off-line TARDIS
4 Tens & Marthas on the Moon, watching off-camera
1 Eleven in Florida with the Williams/Pond family

Heck, at the beginning of the episode, when River does her high-dive routine, the TARDIS and all five people aboard were elsewhere (OK, in Amy's case, she was *only* elsewhere, since the one on the TARDIS was really a Flesh avatar):  Doctor & TARDIS were with Liz & the Brigadier at UNIT HQ; Canton's days-younger self was several stories above, having just tried to arrest River; Rory and Amy were presumably living within 15 or so miles away or, in the alternative, were already decomposing in Queens; River (as Melody) was at the orphanage in Florida.
 
2013-10-10 03:47:39 PM
Call me when there is a white castle on the moon
 
2013-10-10 03:52:27 PM
There's also human poop on the Moon.

The astronauts on the later missions, with multiple EVAs and an overnight stay, tossed their poop bags out the hatch, along with their PLS backpacks and other excess materials, before blasting off.
 
2013-10-10 03:53:44 PM
White flag on the moon. How did it get there?
 
2013-10-10 03:53:49 PM
Old news is old.
 
2013-10-10 03:55:40 PM

Cerebral Knievel: Everybody needs to see that documentry about the ill fated apollo 18 mission. Sad and tragic, true heros those three astronauts were


I liked the part where the blue whale fought the giant squid. And "Fingertips."
 
2013-10-10 03:55:44 PM

zerkalo: White flag on the moon. How did it get there?


4.bp.blogspot.com

Knows, but can't say.
 
2013-10-10 03:56:54 PM

HopScotchNSoda: There's also human poop on the Moon.

The astronauts on the later missions, with multiple EVAs and an overnight stay, tossed their poop bags out the hatch, along with their PLS backpacks and other excess materials, before blasting off.


lexfridman.com
 
2013-10-10 03:59:42 PM
+1    And I'm French
 
2013-10-10 04:04:33 PM
Actually, for about 15 years, they did use a white flag as a national flag.
 
2013-10-10 04:06:36 PM
No one's commented that it was the Nazis that made them leave?  Shame on you Fark.

/Can't find a small enough linkable Iron Sky pic
//Shame on me
 
2013-10-10 04:10:03 PM

Cerebral Knievel: or is that what this article is about? if so.. REPEAT!!



yes, this same article has been on here before and... published 7/31/12 11:21am
 
2013-10-10 04:25:38 PM
One day mankind will see the naughty messages the astronauts left in the soil by dragging their foot to write with....
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-10-10 04:28:20 PM
I used to believe that Americans walked on the moon, but the claim that a government agency spent $5.50 on a mass produced nylon flag instead of $5.5 million on a procurement contract for a purpose built milspec flag leaves me suspicious.
 
2013-10-10 04:29:35 PM

Tenatra: Cerebral Knievel: or is that what this article is about? if so.. REPEAT!!


yes, this same article has been on here before and... published 7/31/12 11:21am


Yep, Its the EXACT same article isn't it, I'm mobifarking so its hard to cross reference.

still, it's interesting, and I'm sure some folks missed it last time.
 
2013-10-10 04:30:53 PM
The Moon: A Ridiculous Liberal Myth

          It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles-with the same side facing us all the time-is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!)

         Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors .. the next time you're out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between a Colt .45 and a .38 Special! And when they detect you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about you.

     Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!

      Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents-anywhere-before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.
 
2013-10-10 04:34:26 PM
farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-10 04:37:54 PM

HopScotchNSoda: I chuckled when I realised that, during the climax of "Day of the Moon", there were at least 6 Doctors & 6 TARDISes simultaneously in existence on or near the Earth


Jack is just as complicated. So, Jack1 was found trying to hock the medical unit during WWII. He traveled with and was abandoned by the doctor. He (Jack2) wound up in 1869 and joined Torchwood. Jack3 and Tosh went back in time to meet the real Jack Harkness (Jack0). Then later, Jack4 was buried alive in ancient Wales by his brother to be discovered and frozen by Torchwood. There were five jacks over the course of the war.

(Jack0 died before Jack1 showed up. This means that we had a maximum of four Jacks at any given time.)
 
2013-10-10 04:48:07 PM

The Silver Mullet: The Moon: A Ridiculous Liberal Myth


Jeebus, where'd you find that copy pasta? That's not real is it?
 
2013-10-10 04:58:23 PM

technoblogical: HopScotchNSoda: I chuckled when I realised that, during the climax of "Day of the Moon", there were at least 6 Doctors & 6 TARDISes simultaneously in existence on or near the Earth

Jack is just as complicated. So, Jack1 was found trying to hock the medical unit during WWII. He traveled with and was abandoned by the doctor. He (Jack2) wound up in 1869 and joined Torchwood. Jack3 and Tosh went back in time to meet the real Jack Harkness (Jack0). Then later, Jack4 was buried alive in ancient Wales by his brother to be discovered and frozen by Torchwood. There were five jacks over the course of the war.

(Jack0 died before Jack1 showed up. This means that we had a maximum of four Jacks at any given time.)



Right, and three of them were all in Cardiff simultaneously in "Boom Town":  Youngest one with the Doctor, unaware that his century+ older self was running Torchwood downstairs, and both of them unaware that his ancient self was just down the hall in deep storage Alice Guppy's corpse.

Oh, and there were two Doctors at the eruption Krakatoa (Nine, as shown in the drawing in "Rose", and either One or Two, as mentioned by Three to the Brigadier in Three's first season).  Nine and Seven were on Earth simultaneously on 23 November 1963, a day or two after One left with Susan, Ian & Barbara, as shown in Remembrance of the Daleks and in the photo of Dealey Plaza in "Rose".  Three and One  may have overlapped in Spearhead From Space and The Crusade.

On a related note, who else noticed that "The Power of Three" made step-sisters out of the Doctor's only two known wives, and made Amy hisdouble mother-in-law? Ten told Ood Sigma at the start of "The End of Time" that he married, shagged, and ditched "Good Queen Bess" (i.e., Elizabeth I).  In "The Power of Three", Amyaccidentally married Liz 1's dad, Henry VIII.  What little was shown of him implied that he was quite fat, placing the scene late in his life and thus well after Liz 1's birth.
 
2013-10-10 05:55:26 PM

Thudfark: [farm7.staticflickr.com image 850x587]


they were in spacesuits and helmets... and were shooting sync-sound? i don't think so. nice try though.
 
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