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(Fox News)   Hey, does anyone care about how Mitt Romney says he would reopen the government? No? Oh. Then ... this. Is. Awkward   (foxnews.com) divider line 131
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vpb [TotalFark]
2013-10-10 01:34:14 PM
But it's exclusive!   No one but Fox has this story!
 
2013-10-10 01:35:53 PM

vpb: But it's exclusive!   No one but Fox has this story!


They can keep it.
 
2013-10-10 01:37:45 PM
Why don't we ask other failed Presidential candidates about what they'd do as well.  Someone get Al Gore, Bob Dole, and Michael Dukakis on the phone.
 
2013-10-10 01:46:10 PM
Open it with binders full of women!
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-10-10 01:54:03 PM
s1.ibtimes.com

Yes let's ask this disheveled unemployed man how things should be
 
2013-10-10 01:55:02 PM

vpb: But it's exclusive!   No one but Fox has this story!


If it isn't even a "Breaking News Alert" on Fox, it is pretty much filler.  Everything is a breaking news alert on that station, unless it is a segment where four people shout about the most recent breaking news alert.
 
2013-10-10 01:55:02 PM
who?
 
2013-10-10 01:56:49 PM

BunkoSquad: [s1.ibtimes.com image 515x408]

Yes let's ask this disheveled unemployed man how things should be


He's got a Bruce Campbell kind of thing going on.
 
2013-10-10 01:57:06 PM

ManateeGag: who?


He was the only Republican in the 2012 race that never managed to be the "apparent front-runner" and yet somehow still faced the President in the general election.
 
2013-10-10 02:03:00 PM
HANNITY: The president actually suggested that raising the debt ceiling does not necessarily increase our debt. I was not a math major, but every time we raise the debt ceiling we ended up spending that money and increasing our debt.

Apparently he wasn't a civics major either.
 
2013-10-10 02:03:25 PM

Marcus Aurelius: He's got a Bruce Campbell kind of thing going on.


Never make that connection again.
 
2013-10-10 02:04:31 PM
Oddly enough, his usual solution of outsourcing the jobs to India might actually work when it comes to Congress.
 
2013-10-10 02:06:02 PM
No small-faced Romney yet? Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-10-10 02:08:53 PM

Saborlas: Marcus Aurelius: He's got a Bruce Campbell kind of thing going on.

Never make that connection again.


I second this.
 
2013-10-10 02:11:03 PM

factoryconnection: ManateeGag: who?

He was the only Republican in the 2012 race that never managed to be the "apparent front-runner" and yet somehow still faced the President in the general election.


I thought that was Rick something....from Texas.
 
2013-10-10 02:11:47 PM

Ashyukun: Saborlas: Marcus Aurelius: He's got a Bruce Campbell kind of thing going on.

Never make that connection again.

I second this.


yes, NOT Groovy.
 
2013-10-10 02:15:05 PM

ManateeGag: factoryconnection: ManateeGag: who?

He was the only Republican in the 2012 race that never managed to be the "apparent front-runner" and yet somehow still faced the President in the general election.

I thought that was Rick something....from Texas.


Nope, both Ricks in the race were, at one time, considered front-runners.

There was a third Rick, but, um, ah, I forgot.  Oops.
 
2013-10-10 02:15:47 PM
Well, the Republicans have prevented Obama from running in 2016, so there's that.
 
2013-10-10 02:16:46 PM
Without having perused the article I suspect I can still safely assume his plan would rhyme with "Max Putts for the Witch?"
 
2013-10-10 02:29:06 PM
Sure thing, Mitt, but this time *you* put the trouser on the chimp.
 
2013-10-10 02:32:21 PM
Sure, sure, because the Republicans would have shut down the government on a white guy Republican president.
 
2013-10-10 02:35:58 PM
Kenny Rogers looks terrible. : (
 
2013-10-10 02:36:28 PM

ManateeGag: I thought that was Rick something....from Texas.


I was going to say "no it was the guy with the great hair," but then I realized that's not a differentiating characteristic.

ManateeGag: yes, NOT Groovy.


Hey, someone will probably need to play him in the movie "Game: Unchanged."  Wouldn't it be great if they changed the script on Mitt's "47%" speech to include the words "primitive screwheads?"
 
2013-10-10 02:49:48 PM
The transcript of that televised blowjob looked about exactly as I thought it would.

Slurp slurp, Hannity.
 
2013-10-10 03:02:59 PM
So, can anyone find in what Romney said any specific proposals the White House should make?
 
2013-10-10 03:13:03 PM
Nobody cares what you think, loser. Go wallow in your millions of dollars with your creepy martian family.
 
2013-10-10 03:14:01 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: HANNITY: The president actually suggested that raising the debt ceiling does not necessarily increase our debt. I was not a math major, but every time we raise the debt ceiling we ended up spending that money and increasing our debt.

Apparently he wasn't a civics major either.


He's a farking hack contractor who couldn't cut it in San Diego during the refi craze of the 80's.
 
2013-10-10 03:14:22 PM
oi39.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-10 03:14:25 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-10 03:14:59 PM
Is his solution "I'm a white guy so the GOP wouldn't have gone crazy on me in the first place?"
 
2013-10-10 03:15:38 PM
Yeah, yeah! Then tell us what Dan Quayle thinks.
 
2013-10-10 03:15:48 PM
 Well, Sean, it is nice to get back to real living and normal life.


Rich white guy has no idea what that looks like.
 
2013-10-10 03:15:56 PM
the government wouldn't be shutdown if Mitt Romney was president, suddenly spending wouldn't be a problem for republicans just like before 2009.
 
2013-10-10 03:16:12 PM
Hey look, it's a talk show host nobody wants to see interviewing a has-been politician nobody wants to hear.
 
2013-10-10 03:17:32 PM
The only failed presidential candidate I want to hear from is Herman Cain.

And that is only because that guy is hilarious. Not because I think he, or any of the Republicans who ran in 2012, would have a good idea.
 
2013-10-10 03:17:43 PM
Or hey guys read about Mitt Romney's ideas for Obama on healthcare reform before "Obamacare" was passed -- Oh wait it's pretty much exactly what WAS passed but Romney and the Republicans are attacking Obama for it.

http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/printedition/news/20090730/column30_s t. art.htm
 
2013-10-10 03:17:52 PM

abb3w: So, can anyone find in what Romney said any specific proposals the White House should make?


Look, I'm with the Republicans that want to make sure we finally address the spending crisis that's ahead and that we see all around us. We have to get this country going again. I want to see America succeed.

Literally the closest he gets to a how.
 
2013-10-10 03:18:06 PM
This isn't so bad. I mean, it's not as if they invited "Larry the Cable Guy" on to talk about the economy. Now that would be absurd.
 
2013-10-10 03:19:01 PM
Probably that is why he wasn't elected by his own republican base. Too centrist and focused on appeasement. Loser.
 
2013-10-10 03:19:03 PM
"Well Sean, I'd just give the Republicans everything they want and then they'll re-open what's left of the government.  What's Obama's problem?"
 
2013-10-10 03:19:37 PM
Love Hannity calling Romney prophetic for saying during the campaign that Obama wouldn't get along with Congressional Republicans and he would cause a shutdown and potential default, all while trying to claim it was the Republicans who were causing it.

If he was really prophetic he'd probably have also mentioned Obama tricking the Tea Party into crowing about how a shutdown was exactly the end game they wanted despite it all being his plan.
 
2013-10-10 03:19:37 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: HANNITY: The president actually suggested that raising the debt ceiling does not necessarily increase our debt. I was not a math major, but every time we raise the debt ceiling we ended up spending that money and increasing our debt. because high schools don't have majors
 
Apparently he wasn't a civics major either.

 
2013-10-10 03:19:39 PM
HANNITY: Governor, I think we would have been a lot better off if you were elected, a lot better off. Thank you so much for being with us. Good to see you again, all my best to your family.


Thanks for keeping us infromed in a fair and balanced manner, Sean.
 
2013-10-10 03:19:53 PM
I like how Hannity thinks that saying Republicans will act like dicks is somehow prophetic instead of a sure bet.
 
2013-10-10 03:20:06 PM
i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-10 03:21:01 PM
Isn't every interview technically exclusive? A non-exclusive interview would be a press conference.
 
2013-10-10 03:21:54 PM
Yes, we know how you would have run the country, Rmoney. That's why you lost.
 
2013-10-10 03:22:07 PM
the government should devote billions to inventing perpetual motion, to power the slapping machine I have all planned out
 
2013-10-10 03:22:30 PM
i.imgur.com
/credit to whoever did it
 
2013-10-10 03:23:27 PM

BunkoSquad: [s1.ibtimes.com image 515x408]

Yes let's ask this disheveled unemployed man how things should be


i.imgur.com
 
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