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(ABC News)   Medical examiners are raising the possibility that Cleveland kidnapper Ariel Castro's death by hanging wasn't so much a prison suicide as an accident while Mr. Castro was indulging in autoerotic asphyxiation   ( abcnews.go.com) divider line
    More: Followup, autoerotic asphyxiation, Ariel Castro, asphyxiation, Fidel Castro  
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2013-10-10 01:10:52 PM  
Even if it ISN'T true I kinda hope that's what they put on his death certificate because if ever a person deserved a few more final indignities, it's this guy
 
2013-10-10 01:14:54 PM  
Is there anybody out there that thinks less of him as a result of this?
 
2013-10-10 01:24:03 PM  
THIS is the headline that gets greenlit? WEAK
 
2013-10-10 01:26:41 PM  
Oh well.  It's a sad testament to his life that after his death, no one really cares how or why it happened.
 
2013-10-10 01:32:53 PM  
So long as he stays dead, I don't really care if it turns out he was waxing the dolphin while it happened.
 
2013-10-10 01:40:21 PM  
Has anyone asked Stringer Bell about this?
 
2013-10-10 01:44:15 PM  
I hope SOMEONE got off strangling the bastard
 
2013-10-10 01:44:40 PM  
At least he died doing what he loved
 
2013-10-10 01:44:55 PM  
[whynotboth.jpg]
 
2013-10-10 01:46:24 PM  
Vaughn Bode frowns on your shenanigans.
 
2013-10-10 01:46:28 PM  
He had us coming and going.
 
2013-10-10 01:46:50 PM  
So his death was INXSive?
 
2013-10-10 01:46:54 PM  
Ooooomyyyyyy. The guy truly was a sex maniac?
/you don't say.
 
2013-10-10 01:46:57 PM  

ricewater_stool: THIS is the headline that gets greenlit? WEAK


you'll get over it...
/amidoinitrite?
 
2013-10-10 01:47:03 PM  

Yogimus: I hope SOMEONE got off strangling the bastard


I think that's what they are saying happened.
 
2013-10-10 01:47:05 PM  
People in Cleveland are still pretty steamed about this case.
 
2013-10-10 01:47:25 PM  

rocinante721: At least he died doing what he loved


Choking a prisoner in a dank cell?
 
2013-10-10 01:48:01 PM  
www.nndb.com

Pffft, amateur.
 
2013-10-10 01:48:02 PM  
The true story here is that guards falsified their reports that they checked on Castro.

They suggest auto-erotic asphyxiation because his pants were pulled down.

They were just too polite to suggest that perhaps the guards hung him and pulled down his pants.
 
2013-10-10 01:48:10 PM  
What a jerk.
 
2013-10-10 01:48:28 PM  
wow...

What the fark...
 
2013-10-10 01:48:32 PM  
"Officials also found a Bible open to John Chapters 2 and 3 and pictures of Castro's family arranged "in a poster-board fashion," according to the report. "

My favorite material when indulging in auto-erotic asphyxiation.  I love me some John 3:16 for that sorta stuff.
 
2013-10-10 01:49:32 PM  
Well as long as he is all dead and not mostly dead.
 
2013-10-10 01:50:10 PM  
I hope this is the truth. I think justice is better served if this idiot died doing this than if he had "escaped justice" by hanging himself.
 
2013-10-10 01:50:46 PM  

groppet: Well as long as he is all dead and not mostly dead.


guards probably cheated him at cards
 
2013-10-10 01:51:13 PM  
so his pants were down to his ankles and no one noticed this the first time?  Check his ass for leakage while you're at it.  I doubt it was autoerotic asphyxiation, or suicide...
 
2013-10-10 01:52:35 PM  
Came for Carradine reference. Leaving satisfied.

/ and sticky.
 
2013-10-10 01:53:34 PM  
I don't always die during a bout of autoerotic self-strangulation, but when I do, I prefer to masturbate while reading passages from the New Testament.
 
2013-10-10 01:54:25 PM  

costermonger: Is there anybody out there that thinks less of him as a result of this?


I can't bear to watch Kung Fu now.
 
2013-10-10 01:54:39 PM  
Still a better death than he deserved.
 
2013-10-10 01:54:57 PM  
What's it called when you can only get off unless your reading about a death due to autoerotic asphyxiation?
 
2013-10-10 01:55:28 PM  

cubic_spleen: Came for Carradine reference. Leaving satisfied.

/ and sticky.


Still waiting for the x-files reference.
 
2013-10-10 01:55:46 PM  

Daffydil: so his pants were down to his ankles and no one noticed this the first time?  Check his ass for leakage while you're at it.  I doubt it was autoerotic asphyxiation, or suicide...


Hey, they were trying to save him by pulling on his ankles but, the sheet was too tight.
 
2013-10-10 01:55:50 PM  
Approves
www.examiner.com
 
2013-10-10 01:56:11 PM  

walkerhound: "Officials also found a Bible open to John Chapters 2 and 3 and pictures of Castro's family arranged "in a poster-board fashion," according to the report. "

My favorite material when indulging in auto-erotic asphyxiation.  I love me some John 3:16 for that sorta stuff.


Yeah the bible and family pics thing does kinda indicate a pre-suicide goodbye thing. Perhaps his pants just fell down while he was hanging himself. Either way good riddance.
 
2013-10-10 01:56:25 PM  
www.webinapage.com

/How or why doesn't matter
 
2013-10-10 01:56:35 PM  

Jill'sNipple: I don't always die during a bout of autoerotic self-strangulation, but when I do, I prefer to masturbate while reading passages from the New Testament and looking at pictures of my family.


FTFY
 
2013-10-10 01:57:22 PM  
" Behold they that serve him are not steadfast, and in his angels he found wickedness "

Job 4:18

This race is farked.
 
2013-10-10 01:58:04 PM  
i1.ytimg.com

Kinky
 
2013-10-10 01:58:07 PM  

Point02GPA: What's it called when you can only get off unless your reading about a death due to autoerotic asphyxiation?


1:54pm apparently.
 
2013-10-10 01:58:44 PM  

mr0x: The true story here is that guards falsified their reports that they checked on Castro.

They suggest auto-erotic asphyxiation because his pants were pulled down.

They were just too polite to suggest that perhaps the guards hung him and pulled down his pants.


Ariel Castro was a victim of a failed system.
 
2013-10-10 01:59:13 PM  

derrrface: 1:54pm apparently.


*golf clap*
 
2013-10-10 01:59:13 PM  

basemetal: Still a better death than he deserved.


So brave.
 
2013-10-10 01:59:25 PM  

walkerhound: "Officials also found a Bible open to John Chapters 2 and 3 and pictures of Castro's family arranged "in a poster-board fashion," according to the report. "

My favorite material when indulging in auto-erotic asphyxiation.  I love me some John 3:16 for that sorta stuff.


"For God so loved the world..."

"Yeah, God, give it to world! Give it to her hard and fast!"
 
2013-10-10 02:00:23 PM  

Daffydil: so his pants were down to his ankles and no one noticed this the first time?  Check his ass for leakage while you're at it.  I doubt it was autoerotic asphyxiation, or suicide...


The anus was unremarkable.
 
2013-10-10 02:03:46 PM  

mr0x: perhaps the guards hung him and pulled down his pants.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-10 02:04:27 PM  
They found him with his pants down? Dead giveaway.
 
2013-10-10 02:04:35 PM  

Point02GPA: What's it called when you can only get off unless your reading about a death due to autoerotic asphyxiation?


/
 
2013-10-10 02:05:11 PM  
Magorn: Even if it ISN'T true I kinda hope that's what they put on his death certificate because if ever a person deserved a few more final indignities, it's this guy

(in best Scruffy voice) Second
 
2013-10-10 02:07:30 PM  

Guadior42: Point02GPA: What's it called when you can only get off unless your reading about a death due to autoerotic asphyxiation?

/


/dammit
//never mind, it wasn't that great anyway.
 
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