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(Talking Points Memo)   The GOP has become some kind of imbecile Captain Kirk, reprogramming the Congressional Kobayashi Maru, but only end up with a Kobayashi Moran. Please, proceed   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 16
    More: Obvious, GOP, White House, Louise Slaughter, House Republicans, Chris Van Hollen, House Budget Committee, proceedings, United States House Committee on Rules  
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2013-10-10 02:28:06 PM
7 votes:

EngineerAU: Hope this doesn't mean Michelle Bachman is Saavik.


T'Potato
2013-10-10 02:24:13 PM
6 votes:
I remember that episode, it's when Kirk beat a computer in a hotdog eating contest.
2013-10-10 02:44:17 PM
5 votes:
Boehner: Obama, you bloodsucker. You're going to have to do your own dirty work now! Do you hear me? Do you?
Obama: John? You're still alive, my old friend?
Boehner: Still, "old friend!" You've managed to kill everyone else, but like a poor drinker, you keep pouring Crystal Palace!
Obama: Perhaps I no longer need to try, Boehner.
[signs the ACA into law]
Boehner: Obama... Obama, you've got Obamacare, but you don't have me. You were going to kill me, Obama. You're going to have to come down here. You're going to have to come down here!
Obama: I've done far worse than kill you, Speaker. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for all eternity in the center of a derp planet.. buried alive! Buried alive...!
Boehner: OBAAAAAMMMMAAAA!
2013-10-10 02:43:53 PM
4 votes:

Atillathepun: EngineerAU: Hope this doesn't mean Michelle Bachman is Saavik.

T'Potato


Suffering from Pon Farrtbongo
2013-10-10 02:47:16 PM
3 votes:
Actually, this is probably better.
Obama: [hailing Kruz] This is President Obama. We tried it once your way, Kruz, are you game for a rematch? Kruz, I'm laughing at the "superior intellect."
Kruz: Full impulse power!
Boehner: No! You cut them back to sequester funding! You can have whatever...
Kruz: [grabs Boehner in anger] FULL POWER! DAMN YOU!
2013-10-10 02:30:24 PM
3 votes:

dogdaze: [i219.photobucket.com image 600x463]


What the heck.  That sci-fi poster has the right picture and name for the quote.  Someone messed up.
2013-10-10 02:53:39 PM
2 votes:

UNC_Samurai: Atillathepun: EngineerAU: Hope this doesn't mean Michelle Bachman is Saavik.

T'Potato

Do you know how painful it is to have peanut butter, saltine, and cherry coke attempt to enter your nose simultaneously?


I believe that would result in saltorum
2013-10-10 07:52:25 PM
1 votes:

ikanreed: dogdaze: [i219.photobucket.com image 600x463]

What the heck.  That sci-fi poster has the right picture and name for the quote.  Someone messed up.


Uh, that wasn't Chris Pine

/ducks
2013-10-10 02:45:19 PM
1 votes:
Kirk: Using guile, charm and wit to infiltrate and reprogram a test scenario because he didn't believe in no win situations.

GOP: Burns Starfleet Academy to the ground, pronounce how they masterfully planned it months ago, blame the Vulcans for the arson, claim geniusshiphood.
2013-10-10 02:39:44 PM
1 votes:

Best Princess Celestia: Certainly hope that was intentional...


Yes it was...

/subtard
2013-10-10 02:36:03 PM
1 votes:
Imagine a Republican horse racetrack.  You bet on #3 to win, you see him charge out of the gate, he wins by a length, the official review it, the photograph shows it, the result board confirms it, and when you go to collect your winnings, the man behind the counter tells you that #4 won.  #3 finished last.  You tell him there must be a mistake, if he would just turn around and look at the result board...

"WHY WON'T YOU COMPROMISE?!?"
2013-10-10 02:25:02 PM
1 votes:
Hope this doesn't mean Michelle Bachman is Saavik.
2013-10-10 02:20:53 PM
1 votes:
More like they took a true or false question on a bubble-sheet quiz and somehow managed to turn it into the Kobayashi Maru scenario...
2013-10-10 02:20:26 PM
1 votes:
Doesn't matter. The GOP will still insist they didn't cause the shutdown, and the zealots will believe them.
2013-10-10 02:12:24 PM
1 votes:
Ok, Kobiyashi Moran. That made me laugh.
2013-10-10 02:04:41 PM
1 votes:
i219.photobucket.com
 
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