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(Science Daily)   Urine test could diagnose eye disease, surprising none of the women who wonder why their boyfriends keep missing the toilet   (sciencedaily.com) divider line 12
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2013-10-10 11:40:03 AM
As I've gotten older, and my eyesight has gotten worse, it is getting tougher to hit the target.  Without my glasses, the bowl is a blurry white blob.  With my glasses, the bifocal lens at the bottom puts the bowl out of focus.  To see clearly, I have to tip my head way down to see out of the top part of the lens.  It is easier to just sit down and not worry about it.
 
2013-10-10 11:43:36 AM
Guys splash. The class ones wipe up afterwards. It's the women who miss the toilet who are the problem.
 
2013-10-10 11:44:21 AM

catusr: As I've gotten older, and my eyesight has gotten worse, it is getting tougher to hit the target.  Without my glasses, the bowl is a blurry white blob.  With my glasses, the bifocal lens at the bottom puts the bowl out of focus.  To see clearly, I have to tip my head way down to see out of the top part of the lens.  It is easier to just sit down and not worry about it.


Well that explains what happened to the laundry.
 
2013-10-10 11:44:24 AM
I could hit the toilet if the damn thing would just stop moving.
 
2013-10-10 11:45:14 AM
The worst thing is when you wake up in the middle of the night and have to put your glasses on to be able to see the bowl, only you're still half-asleep and everything's blurry anyway so you lower your head to be able to see more clearly.  This of course means you have to stand in a weird, off-balance bent stance just to arc it into the toilet, and then your glasses fall off into the stream of urine and you fall over backwards trying to catch them, spraying urine all over the walls and ceiling.  At that point you might as well just keep going, so I just pee in the sink and on the hand towels and out into the hallway and all over the doorknobs and then pretend nothing happened so she can find it in the morning.
 
2013-10-10 11:53:34 AM
Call me whatever you want, but as a guy, I have to sit (or squat if I decide I want a workout at the same time.)

My stream just goes in fifty farking directions.  I'm tallish at 6'1, but that's not the problem.  The problem is the multiple streams.
 
2013-10-10 12:42:06 PM
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2013-10-10 01:41:32 PM
+1 Subby. I read a lot of unentertaining (nonentertaining?) headlines around here. Yours was not one of them.
 
2013-10-10 01:48:05 PM
I find it very difficult to aim in the morning if I find myself at full staff when I awake. Sticking out 8" I have to bend over all weird to aim right and sometimes there is a double stream. I can't sit down because the toilet doesn't stick out far enough. I usually find the shower an easier option.
 
2013-10-10 02:25:19 PM

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2013-10-10 03:07:22 PM
Dear women everywhere:

Taking a piss when you have a penis is not as easy as you think it is. The stream has a mind of its own, especially after just waking up. It is entirely possible for a man to aim straight at the bowl and instead piss on his foot and the shower curtain because the stream split into two, both of which were deflected by some evil voodoo penis magic.
 
2013-10-10 05:30:07 PM

Alexei Novikov: Dear women everywhere:

Taking a piss when you have a penis is not as easy as you think it is. The stream has a mind of its own, especially after just waking up. It is entirely possible for a man to aim straight at the bowl and instead piss on his foot and the shower curtain because the stream split into two, both of which were deflected by some evil voodoo penis magic.


Not to mention the split shot.

I once aimed straight and it forked outside the bowl on both sides.

Being responsible, I cleaned it up.
 
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