catusr: As I've gotten older, and my eyesight has gotten worse, it is getting tougher to hit the target. Without my glasses, the bowl is a blurry white blob. With my glasses, the bifocal lens at the bottom puts the bowl out of focus. To see clearly, I have to tip my head way down to see out of the top part of the lens. It is easier to just sit down and not worry about it.
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Alexei Novikov: Dear women everywhere:Taking a piss when you have a penis is not as easy as you think it is. The stream has a mind of its own, especially after just waking up. It is entirely possible for a man to aim straight at the bowl and instead piss on his foot and the shower curtain because the stream split into two, both of which were deflected by some evil voodoo penis magic.
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