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(The Local)   German soccer legend killed by stamp   ( divider line
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1658 clicks; posted to Sports » on 10 Oct 2013 at 1:20 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-10 11:59:04 AM  
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Better than being killed by the envelope.
2013-10-10 12:01:43 PM  
So that's where the ricin cigarette went!
2013-10-10 01:34:14 PM  
Better than getting killed by Stam. That guy's scary on the pitch.
2013-10-10 02:03:43 PM  
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2013-10-10 02:04:13 PM  
Seems like The Local was killed by Fark.
2013-10-10 02:05:22 PM  
2013-10-10 02:08:48 PM  

skrame: y

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Oh, that's just great, fark. Show the image in preview and then throw it away as a non-image URL. WTF?

/hopefully it works this time and I don't look double stupid
/if it does then just image a picture of Stampy the elephant with Homer in his mouth. HAHA!
2013-10-10 02:16:12 PM  
Hamburg would still try and appoint him their next coach next year when they eventually fire Marwijk. They are running out of options.
2013-10-10 02:17:01 PM  
And even if he was dead, he would be a better coach for Schalke than Jens Keller.

/Just sayin'.
2013-10-11 01:01:10 AM  

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Better than being killed by the envelope.

Beat me to it.
2013-10-11 01:08:42 AM  
An official stamp was used to print the word "dead" onto a letter sent by Munich's family court to the footballer, outlining the details of a financial claim by his fourth ex-wife.He's either doing it wrong or doing it right.
2013-10-11 05:44:35 AM  

KaisertheCoyote: And even if he was dead, he would be a better coach for Schalke than Jens Keller.

/Just sayin'.

I think he'd rather be dead....
2013-10-11 08:20:07 AM  
They must have seen video of him playing for the Metrostars.
2013-10-11 10:01:37 AM  
Hell, I thought he died years ago. Certainly didn't show any life when he played for Metrostars.
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