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(Discovery)   Are the undead causing problems on your commute to work? Hyundai has the car for you   ( divider line
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3927 clicks; posted to Geek » on 10 Oct 2013 at 12:39 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-10 05:39:24 PM  
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Zombie fantasies led to Doomsday Preppers invading real life, which I'm good with.

Why would I be okay with being around people who constantly remind those around them "You're not prepared," or "You don't have a plan."

"But I do," I respond.

That plan is to eat people.
2013-10-10 03:08:38 PM  
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HotWingAgenda: If I ever need a car for a zombie apocalypse, the first thing I'll do is go hunting for one of those experimental vehicles that tech institutes build for competitions that run entirely on solar power. Steal the solar panels, battery and motor, throw them on a large armored car, and that's the solution. It doesn't have to be fast, so long as it's heavy, armored, and doesn't require refined gasoline to run.

I worked for a company that fielded one of those cars for an endurance competition. The heaviest thing in it would be the driver followed by the panels and then the electric motor. It was essentially a fiberglass canoe with bicycle tires. If you put so much as another 100 pounds on it (like a 12 year old kid) it needed a push to get moving at all. Glaciers have better acceleration and that's unarmored.

And I hope you plan on using it in someplace like flat assed Kansas. From a stop it couldn't make it up a standard sidewalk handicap ramp. You can take solace in the fact that your death will be "green" and guilt free while I plan on leaving a carbon footprint so large it will be visible from space.
2013-10-10 02:43:54 PM  
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2013-10-10 12:45:01 PM  
1 vote:
This zombie thing is played out... Let them eat bacon from their duct take wallets.

It's not a cute internet meme anymore. If your grandma thinks it's new, it's lost its soul. So to speak.
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