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12709 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Oct 2013 at 1:06 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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jvl [BareFark]
2013-10-10 01:28:28 PM  
3 votes:
As long as he donated the cats to the local soup kitchen afterwards, I don't see a problem.
2013-10-10 01:26:14 PM  
3 votes:
I kind of want one Of those immobile kittens.
2013-10-10 01:10:29 PM  
3 votes:
I don't want to live in a world where fake-punching a kitten makes me an asshole.
2013-10-10 02:17:32 PM  
2 votes:
2013-10-10 02:06:35 PM  
2 votes:
2013-10-10 01:44:10 PM  
2 votes:
Immobile Kitten would make a decent band name...
2013-10-10 01:34:34 PM  
2 votes:
I want an immobile kitten to go along with my bonsai kitten.
2013-10-10 01:31:59 PM  
2 votes:
So that's the grumpy cat origin story!
2013-10-10 01:25:41 PM  
2 votes:

/Sooooo doesn't approve.
2013-10-10 01:15:12 PM  
2 votes:

Monroe: It's a special isolation chamber. The subject pulls levers to receive food and water. The floor can become electrified, and showers of icy water randomly fall on the subject. I call it... The Monroe Box!

Grampa: Uh huh. Sounds interesting. How much will it cost to build?

Monroe: Oh, that's the beauty part! It's already built! I need the money to buy a baby to raise in the box until the age of thirty.

Grampa: What are you trying to prove?

Monroe: Well, my theory is that the subject will be socially maladjusted and will harbor a deep resentment towards me.

Grampa: Mm. Interesting.
2013-10-10 01:07:27 PM  
2 votes:
I'm pretty sure that's in the preamble to the Republican Party platform.
2013-10-10 02:51:43 PM  
1 vote:
They are assholes because...why?

Was it because they didn't let a hungry Chinese family eat the leftovers?
2013-10-10 02:08:02 PM  
1 vote:

J. Frank Parnell: I could post pictures of incredibly evil feline torture going on at the average university, but it would probably get me banned.

Co-ed dormitory pussy torture? I think I saw that movie.
2013-10-10 02:01:42 PM  
1 vote:

spunkymunky: I kind of want one Of those immobile kittens.

TFA has instructions for DIY.
2013-10-10 01:47:53 PM  
1 vote:
i09 - amazing news from 50 years ago!
2013-10-10 01:12:59 PM  
1 vote:
2013-10-10 01:11:03 PM  
1 vote:
It's a cat. 15 bucks gets you one on any corner in breeding season.
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