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(Mirror.co.uk)   Strip club dedicated exclusively to larger ladies opens in Las Vegas, owners promise lap dances will leave a lasting impression   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 48
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2013-10-10 11:19:00 AM  
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2013-10-10 11:21:40 AM  
Ummm...yeah, I like me some big women, but there's a limit.

/For those too lazy to do the conversion 32 stone=448lbs.
//Whatever floats your boat but that would sink mine.
 
2013-10-10 11:24:52 AM  
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2013-10-10 11:25:42 AM  
Barf barf barf
 
2013-10-10 11:26:18 AM  

Snapper Carr: Ummm...yeah, I like me some big women, but there's a limit.

/For those too lazy to do the conversion 32 stone=448lbs.
//Whatever floats your boat but that would sink mine.


Nah, fat floats.
 
2013-10-10 11:30:46 AM  
They moved the Clermont Lounge from Atlanta to Vegas?
 
2013-10-10 11:34:15 AM  
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2013-10-10 11:35:25 AM  
Wasn't this a plot to one of the episodes of Brickleberry?
 
2013-10-10 11:53:53 AM  
I can't imagine a stripper smelling worse but now you've gone and done it
 
2013-10-10 11:54:13 AM  

Snapper Carr: Ummm...yeah, I like me some big women, but there's a limit.

/For those too lazy to do the conversion 32 stone=448lbs.
//Whatever floats your boat but that would sink mine.


Yeah thats a tad um too big for my tastes ill take a pass
 
2013-10-10 12:01:13 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: I can't imagine a stripper smelling worse but now you've gone and done it


WTF kind of strippers have you been around that smell bad? Does the local meth house do stripper shows in the basement or something? I've never been around a stripper that smelled bad, and most of the times they smell good, depending on what kind of perfume or scented lotion they're wearing.
 
2013-10-10 12:01:19 PM  
I haven't RTFA but if "larger" means 130<170 lb I'm all for it.  Some guys just love chunky women.

groppet:
32 stone=448lbs

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2013-10-10 12:02:45 PM  
Dingleberry Dickwad:
perfume or scented lotion

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2013-10-10 12:03:24 PM  
Betcha the local Home Depot is all out of these

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2013-10-10 12:04:14 PM  
I'm not clicking this link at work, but IMO, chubby strippers have been some of the best ones. They have to be better at their job than "hotter" girls. Better dancing, more eye contact, better flirting. YMMV
 
2013-10-10 12:04:42 PM  

No Such Agency: Dingleberry Dickwad:
perfume or scented lotion

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Bwahhaha!
I can't say I've ever met a stripper that smelled of babywipes. Although if you're going to one of the seedier places where you can get handjobs in the back room I suppose they may smell of them.
 
2013-10-10 12:05:34 PM  
I'd never go there, but it sounds like a money maker. When I was a midshipmen, there were a number of Iranians in training with us (early '70s). They were nuts about big women.
 
2013-10-10 12:07:01 PM  

stewbert: I'm not clicking this link at work, but IMO, chubby strippers have been some of the best ones. They have to be better at their job than "hotter" girls. Better dancing, more eye contact, better flirting. YMMV


Chubby is not the word for these girls. We're not talking a cute and cuddly 170-180ish lb girl with some curves. We're talking 250-300lb hambeasts.
 
2013-10-10 12:09:35 PM  
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2013-10-10 12:13:14 PM  
450 lbs?  I bet they just stand still and swing the pole around themselves.
 
2013-10-10 12:23:59 PM  
natazha:
I'd never go there, but it sounds like a money maker. When I was a midshipmen, there were a number of Iranians in training with us (early '70s). They were nuts about big women.

1. oh how the world turns...
2. that's odd, considering that in most street photos I've seen of Iran, the women seem mostly on the slender side.

Dingleberry Dickwad:
I can't say I've ever met a stripper that smelled of babywipes. Although if you're going to one of the seedier places where you can get handjobs in the back room I suppose they may smell of them.

Oh, I've just heard dancers use them to make sure their lady parts are clean and well polished before they go on stage.
 
2013-10-10 12:34:41 PM  
Co-founder and mother-of-two Sammee Matthews, 42, says it has proved a huge success.

Sammee suffers from a condition known as sitophilia -- an erotic obsession with food, which means she'll even snack on doughnuts during sex.



In other words, don't ask Sammee for a post-coitus sammich.
 
2013-10-10 12:35:59 PM  
No way uh uh fark no
 
2013-10-10 12:38:55 PM  

No Such Agency: 2. that's odd, considering that in most street photos I've seen of Iran, the women seem mostly on the slender side.


That's just it. I find Iranian women to be hot because of their smoldering looks, Iranian men want fair-skinned blondes...
 
2013-10-10 12:41:28 PM  
Ick.
 
ohm
2013-10-10 12:43:55 PM  
Does that mean it's acceptable to throw Doritos on stage?

/gonna make it rain Cool Ranch
 
2013-10-10 12:52:58 PM  

ohm: Does that mean it's acceptable to throw Doritos on stage?

/gonna make it rain Cool Ranch


Waffles (probably NSFW due to cartoon ass)
 
2013-10-10 01:24:13 PM  

hammer85: Wasn't this a plot to one of the episodes of Brickleberry?


You actually watched a full episode of Brickleberry?

That's hardcore man.
 
2013-10-10 02:06:57 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-10 02:08:45 PM  
I just watched National Lampoon's Awesomest Maximus last weekend. There is a scene in there that would go along with this article. If you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about.

/It's not bad. Will Sasso saves it.
 
2013-10-10 02:25:20 PM  
The only way to fark them is to roll them in flour and look for the wet spot.
 
2013-10-10 02:29:32 PM  

hammer85: Wasn't this a plot to one of the episodes of Brickleberry?


You watch that piece of crap?
Point and laugh everyone! Point and laugh.
 
2013-10-10 02:35:03 PM  

Lee451: The only way to fark them is to roll them in flour and look for the wet spot.


You know I keep seeing people say that and that's not really true. When you do that the flour sticks to the sweaty armpits and under fat folds that were imitating armpits and getting all sweaty as well as the crotch and ass area. Then the stuff thickens to a glue like substance and it's all a mess. Don't bother with making sure you get the right spot, just pick a warm moist fold and go to town.
 
Skr
2013-10-10 02:41:56 PM  
It is good to see the puffy stripper checking out the structural integrity of the pole in the second to last pic. I imagine the centrifugal force of a spin from one of those ladies could pull that baby straight out of concrete.

/on the plus side, they already have bill folds for storing their money.
 
2013-10-10 02:45:08 PM  
cue howaboutnobear.jpg.
 
2013-10-10 02:51:32 PM  
Hey, if there's a market for it more power to 'em. Somebody out in that area probably just became a pretty happy guy.
 
2013-10-10 02:54:54 PM  
I can see this as a niche thing, but not at Vegas prices. Hell, I'd go if it were local, I got love for the big girls.
 
2013-10-10 03:01:17 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: stewbert: I'm not clicking this link at work, but IMO, chubby strippers have been some of the best ones. They have to be better at their job than "hotter" girls. Better dancing, more eye contact, better flirting. YMMV

Chubby is not the word for these girls. We're not talking a cute and cuddly 170-180ish lb girl with some curves. We're talking 250-300lb hambeasts.


Thanks for the clarification. In that case, I'm firmly in the "Do Not Want" category.
 
2013-10-10 03:39:19 PM  

syrynxx: 450 lbs?  I bet they just stand still and swing the pole around themselves.


ohm: Does that mean it's acceptable to throw Doritos on stage?

/gonna make it rain Cool Ranch



See, this right here is why I will always love Fark.
 
2013-10-10 03:58:08 PM  
 
2013-10-10 04:41:10 PM  
Crushinator is pleased.
 
2013-10-10 08:18:38 PM  

No Such Agency: natazha:
I'd never go there, but it sounds like a money maker. When I was a midshipmen, there were a number of Iranians in training with us (early '70s). They were nuts about big women.

1. oh how the world turns...
2. that's odd, considering that in most street photos I've seen of Iran, the women seem mostly on the slender side.



Ric Romero reporting: men often want what they can't have, or what is unusual or rare when it comes to women. Western men often like Asian women, Asian men often like western women, Americans often like thin women, and people who come from places where until recently it was hard to get fat (Africa, etc) like women who are big. And back in the day when it was hard to be big in Europe, and weight often denoted wealth and health, larger women (though, not 250 large, that would have been literally freakish) were considered more sexy.
 
2013-10-10 08:31:43 PM  
How do you tip? With biscuits?
 
2013-10-10 10:22:33 PM  
Expectation:
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sarahjones414.files.wordpress.com

Reality:

i2.mirror.co.uk

i2.mirror.co.uk

Nope nope nope.
 
2013-10-11 12:57:24 AM  
448 pounds?

Now I like curvy women, but not 3 times my weight!

140-170 pounds? That's more like it.
 
2013-10-11 12:58:57 AM  

pueblonative: Co-founder and mother-of-two Sammee Matthews, 42, says it has proved a huge success.

Sammee suffers from a condition known as sitophilia -- an erotic obsession with food, which means she'll even snack on doughnuts during sex.


In other words, don't ask Sammee for a post-coitus sammich.


Approves:
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2013-10-11 05:35:55 AM  
That sort of weight falls under 'why do you mistreat your own body so much?'
 
2013-10-12 03:14:47 AM  
The good thing about 32 stone strippers?

There's 32 of them.
 
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