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(Flixist)   Willem Dafoe having an orgasm is even creepier than you think   (flixist.com) divider line 64
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2013-10-10 02:30:11 PM
Thought it would be this pic.....
i.qkme.me
 
2013-10-10 02:46:40 PM

i253.photobucket.com

Imogene Coca is....INSATIABLE!
 
2013-10-10 02:59:03 PM
media.giphy.com
 
2013-10-10 02:59:24 PM
hurry up and release this damn movie in the usa
 
IP
2013-10-10 03:01:06 PM

Walker: Thought it would be this pic.....
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Came to post this.
 
IP
2013-10-10 03:01:47 PM

devilEther: [media.giphy.com image 395x216]


That.  Is.  Disturbing.
 
2013-10-10 03:04:05 PM
The tagline for this movie should be "Thy name is clusterfark", because that's what this is shaping up to be.

That said, if that's what Connie Nielsen and Charlotte Gainsborough look like when they orgasm, have them bathed and brought to my quarters, posthaste.
 
2013-10-10 03:08:55 PM
Udo Kier's O-face is the creepiest one of the bunch.
 
2013-10-10 03:10:21 PM
Vinegar strokes
 
2013-10-10 03:10:37 PM
Actually, that's one of the LEAST creepy pictures of Willem Dafoe I've seen, even considering the context.

Plus, that's not really an o face...more like an "oooh, it's in now" face.
 
2013-10-10 03:11:12 PM
Didn't we see that in "Boondock Saints"?

torontoist.com
 
2013-10-10 03:16:00 PM
Willem Dafoe having an orgasm is even creepier than you think

Amazingly enough, up until thirty seconds ago, I had never thought about William Dafoe having an orgasm.
 
2013-10-10 03:18:10 PM
Was expecting scene from Antichrist.
 
2013-10-10 03:18:39 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Udo Kier's O-face is the creepiest one of the bunch.


Yeah, that.

give me doughnuts: Didn't we see that in "Boondock Saints"?

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I'm not sure how I feel about this topic suddenly switching to finding Willem Dafoe's o-faces.

Actually, yeah, I do.  Hell no.

Instead, let's start going through Connie Nielsen's history and finding all of the o-faces she's ever generated.

img.fark.net
 
2013-10-10 03:23:36 PM
I came
 
2013-10-10 03:24:14 PM
bitsandpieces.us
 
2013-10-10 03:24:26 PM
Christian Slater is acting again? farking sweet. I was righteously pissed when My Own Worst Enemy got canned.

Wait, shiate Beef is in it? F*ck that noise.
 
2013-10-10 03:30:21 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-10 03:31:24 PM
I dont want to see LaBeef having sex with anyone.  No thank you.
 
2013-10-10 03:32:44 PM

redrumten: Was expecting scene from Antichrist.


Eeeew. Bloody spooge.
 
2013-10-10 03:35:43 PM
Dafoe has the trade mark on creepy no matter what face he makes
 
2013-10-10 03:36:46 PM

Clutch2013: Instead, let's start going through Connie Nielsen's history and finding all of the o-faces she's ever generated.

[img.fark.net image 607x900]


Hmmm.  I wonder why Joe moved out?
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2013-10-10 03:39:42 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-10-10 03:40:52 PM

Random Internet Persona: I dont want to see LaBeef having sex with anyone.  No thank you.


Agrees

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2013-10-10 03:48:38 PM
Bobby Peru: Ya know, I sure do like a girl with nice tits like yours who talks tough and looks like she can fark like a bunny. Do you fark like that? Cause if ya do, I'll fark ya good. Like a big ol' jackrabbit bunny, jump all around that hole. Bobby Peru don't come up for air.  
 
2013-10-10 04:03:38 PM
Even if sometimes I can't understand what's happening in a von Trier's movie, I'll watch it as they are rarely boring.

Seeing Kirsten Dunst naked in Melancholia makes up for seeing Dafoe's bloody penis in Antichrist.

/Orgasm reigns.

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2013-10-10 04:04:36 PM
just another example of American 'art', or 'culture'.


maybe a picture or video of the 'artist' shooting goo on the mona Lisa might be next.
 
2013-10-10 04:06:29 PM

browneye: Willem Dafoe having an orgasm is even creepier than you think

Amazingly enough, up until thirty seconds ago, I had never thought about William Dafoe having an orgasm.



now, you can consider yourself 'cultured', at least by american standards.
 
2013-10-10 04:08:12 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Udo Kier's O-face is the creepiest one of the bunch.


It's hilarious!  All of them are, but I legitimately snorted at that one.  Dafoe's though is 1 part creepy, 3 parts hilarious, and 1 part "weirdest ladyboner right now".
 
2013-10-10 04:09:58 PM
Willem Dafoe having an orgasm is even creepier than you think

browneye: Amazingly enough, up until thirty seconds ago, I had never thought about William Dafoe having an orgasm.

Linux_Yes: now, you can consider yourself 'cultured', at least by american standards.


Oh.....joy.
 
2013-10-10 04:10:06 PM

Linux_Yes: just another example of American 'art', or 'culture'.


maybe a picture or video of the 'artist' shooting goo on the mona Lisa might be next.


Lars von Trier (Danish:[ˈlɑːs fʌn ˈtʁiːˀɐ]; born Lars Trier; 30 April 1956)[2] is a Danish film director and screenwriter.

The movie is his baby, essentially, and not a single bit of it was shot in America.

But thanks for playing anyway.
 
2013-10-10 04:13:43 PM
No a chance in hell subby, because now that've had to think about it, i bet his O face is really (clicks link)...yeah...that's kinda farked. It's some weird mixture of pleasure and self congratulatory smugness all the while thinking to himself, "I bet she's gonna keep that in a baggie to show her friends."
 
2013-10-10 04:14:39 PM
This film is missing Rachel Weisz.
 
2013-10-10 04:49:43 PM

give me doughnuts: Didn't we see that in "Boondock Saints"?

[torontoist.com image 640x279]


dang, beat me to it.
nor does he like to cuddle
 
2013-10-10 04:50:18 PM
Now this I could get down with:

www.flixist.com
 
2013-10-10 04:50:21 PM
second time today fark ate my pic
/preview button, what is it?
 
2013-10-10 05:03:51 PM
Sadly (or maybe not), according to another link on that page the actors' faces are being superimposed on porn actors' bodies, so they're not actually having sex.
 
2013-10-10 05:24:13 PM
i heard you can find one under a bed sometimes.
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/hot like a hot thing that's really hot.
 
mhd
2013-10-10 05:35:11 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-10 06:25:42 PM

Linux_Yes: just another example of American 'art', or 'culture'.


maybe a picture or video of the 'artist' shooting goo on the mona Lisa might be next.


Derp.
 
2013-10-10 06:43:37 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-10 07:03:22 PM

Linux_Yes: just another example of American 'art', or 'culture'.


maybe a picture or video of the 'artist' shooting goo on the mona Lisa might be next.


Look at how stupid you are.
 
2013-10-10 07:07:58 PM

Clutch2013: Linux_Yes: just another example of American 'art', or 'culture'.


maybe a picture or video of the 'artist' shooting goo on the mona Lisa might be next.

Lars von Trier (Danish:[ˈlɑːs fʌn ˈtʁiːˀɐ]; born Lars Trier; 30 April 1956)[2] is a Danish film director and screenwriter.

The movie is his baby, essentially, and not a single bit of it was shot in America.

But thanks for playing anyway.


i11.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-10 07:21:38 PM

browneye: Willem Dafoe having an orgasm is even creepier than you think

Amazingly enough, up until thirty seconds ago, I had never thought about William Dafoe having an orgasm.


What about John Malkovich?
 
2013-10-10 07:24:41 PM
What no love of this face?

bucultureshock.com

/hot link
//it's a great flick.
 
2013-10-10 07:25:32 PM
I really want to see Uma Thurman's O-face...in person.

/you don't even need to bathe her, just send her to me.
 
2013-10-10 08:06:47 PM
As always Stellan Skarsgard is the role model for every man.
 
2013-10-10 08:13:17 PM
So, Shia scratches his armpit and smokes in bed while gazing distractedly at the floor? He sounds like a real firecracker!
 
2013-10-10 08:16:15 PM

freetomato: So, Shia scratches his armpit and smokes in bed while gazing distractedly at the floor? He sounds like a real firecracker!


That's his shame at hopping out of mom's bed.
 
2013-10-10 08:27:00 PM
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