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(KCCI Des Moines)   Pro Tip: if you're going to send an out-of-state 13 year old girl pictures of your junk, don't include your police badge for scale   (kcci.com) divider line 32
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5543 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Oct 2013 at 11:18 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-10 11:22:31 AM  
He was concerned about her safety and he was just being proactive by getting to her before sickos did
 
2013-10-10 11:22:52 AM  
They're only persecuting him because he is a lesbian.
 
2013-10-10 11:23:43 AM  

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: He was concerned about her safety and he was just being proactive by getting to her before sickos did


Sounds right.  "If you see one of these, except bigger maybe, call the police."
 
2013-10-10 11:23:57 AM  
The cop told me, "Just the tip. Trust me."
 
2013-10-10 11:26:36 AM  
What is it with females that make men blithering idiots?
 
2013-10-10 11:26:59 AM  
Fine police work Lou?
 
2013-10-10 11:27:10 AM  
I can't endorse sending photos of one's penis to anyone but if you must, that's when you pull the police badge off your GI Joe M.P. and have some fun with scale.

BAM! check out the size of this Meatwagon.
 
2013-10-10 11:27:22 AM  
Fortunately, that accursed blue wall only goes so high. This guy is gonna have a hard time dodging these charges.
 
2013-10-10 11:28:43 AM  

dkimball: What is it with females the internet that make men people blithering idiots?


Fixed
 
2013-10-10 11:32:22 AM  
I just want to know what sort of sicko sends 13 year old girl pictures to a rusted out Buick?
 
2013-10-10 11:33:30 AM  
FYI English is a second language to me.
 
2013-10-10 11:35:56 AM  
This is why McGee was in deep doodoo for losing his badge and ID at a concert on NCIS this week and not reporting it to the IG.
 
2013-10-10 11:36:16 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-10 11:38:37 AM  
Wait, wait... the 13-year-old girl was an actual thing this time?
 
2013-10-10 11:39:33 AM  
It's still ok if she's in-state, right?
 
2013-10-10 11:40:06 AM  
Did he know the girl was 13? Still stupid to use police badge in the picture.
 
2013-10-10 11:41:59 AM  
I will never understand why some men think girls like to see dicks...  Seriously, most women that are into raunchy sex, are not going to be turned on by a pic of your junk. It's all about the setting. Take your johnson out of the setting and they all get grossed out.
 
2013-10-10 11:42:46 AM  
The only good thing that has ever come out of Columbia, SC is I-26.
 
2013-10-10 11:57:28 AM  
Another LEO falls through the IQ sieve.
 
2013-10-10 12:17:19 PM  
It's probably more effective than putting it next to Rhode Island.
 
2013-10-10 12:19:03 PM  
This guy can't be really a cop in SC.  He doesn't appear to be morbidly obese, although he may well have the functionally illiterate part down.
 
2013-10-10 12:20:09 PM  

dkimball: What is it with females that make men blithering idiots?


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2013-10-10 12:26:04 PM  
Why was using his badge wrong. The PBA will get him his job back, with back pay. Without the badge, PMITA prison. With it, ultimately a paid vacation.
 
2013-10-10 12:36:21 PM  
I couldn't love this story any more without him being beaten for being a Chester.
 
2013-10-10 12:45:09 PM  
i259.photobucket.com

Devil Jay: [appears out of nowhere] Mua-ha-ha-ha! Man, what the fark are you waiting for? She went for the set up. Reach in your pants and pull your cock out, biatch! Girls like that kinda shiat.

Devil Jay 2: [appears out of nowhere] Mua-ha-ha-ha! Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out, but we biatch-slapped that motherfarker and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing. Let it rip boy...

[Both devils disappear]

Angel Jay: [with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing] Jesus loves the little children...

[Stops singing]

Angel Jay: Oh sorry I'm late. So what's the deal here?

[looks down at Jay's erection]

Angel Jay: Oh shiat! Don't tell me your thinking of whipping your dick at that fine piece of woman, are you?

[Jay nods. Angel slaps Jay with his harp]

Angel Jay: Tell you what... Look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks that a good idea to whip your dick out.

[Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Silent Bob shakes his head]

Angel Jay: That's it boy, put the dick down. You gotta go from the heart, yo. No little perv-bullshiat's gonna work for this one. Be smooth. Be Don Juan de la Nooch. Now I gotta beat the shiat out of those punch-sucker little biatches. Remember: Don't pull your dick out 'till she asks, or until she's sleeping. BOOOONG...
 
2013-10-10 01:23:03 PM  
One Week Paid Administrative Leave for that cop.
 
2013-10-10 02:31:13 PM  

Wrath of Heaven: Wait, wait... the 13-year-old girl was an actual thing this time?


Impossible.  Is it not written upon the first router that "Welcome to the Internet where the men are men, the women are men and children are the FBI"?
 
2013-10-10 03:30:39 PM  
Is it me or does he look like George Zimmerman?

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2013-10-10 03:35:09 PM  

Vaneshi: Wrath of Heaven: Wait, wait... the 13-year-old girl was an actual thing this time?

Impossible.  Is it not written upon the first router that "Welcome to the Internet where the men are men, the women are men and children are the FBI"?



I've been trying to resolve this with the rules *ALL* morning...

On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents or Perverted Justice Decoys.

It's some kind of reverse associative anomaly on the last clause... like if you ARE the Perverted Justice Decoy, it actually is a kid!
 
2013-10-10 08:00:52 PM  
FTA: West Columbia Police Chief Dennis Tyndall says Haney has been fired from the force put on paid administrative leave and will have a desk job waiting for him when he returns to the force in two weeks.

FTFT.
 
2013-10-10 08:09:03 PM  

Picklehead: Is it me or does he look like George Zimmerman?


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I can see it.

/Hello Mr. Zimmerman. Your country needs you.
//What do you need from me?
///We...need you to shoot a young African American for us.
////I gave that up.
\\\You're the best, Zimmerman! We just need you to do it one more time, for the security of the world!
\\Dammit, I have a wife and kids now.
\Then do it for your family. This is about protecting people, Zimmerman. Keeping our streets safe, so that our children are free to go out and smell the flowers.
 
2013-10-10 09:20:12 PM  
A badge? What a freak! Everyone knows you use a banana for scale!
 
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