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(TC Palm)   "Tampons typically are not green and are not smoked"   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 38
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2013-10-10 09:49:58 AM
But what does a box of them smell like?
 
2013-10-10 10:09:47 AM
if they are green, you may want to see a doctor.  because you are a Vulcan.
 
2013-10-10 10:16:11 AM
Why in the everloving fark did she consent to a search?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-10-10 10:52:48 AM
Tampons typically are not green and are not smoked

I'd like to ask Bill Clinton for a second opinion.
 
2013-10-10 11:14:24 AM
Yeah I KNOW tampons are not typically green and smoked but give me a got damned break, this is my first stab at charcuterie.
 
2013-10-10 11:30:31 AM
Hemp Tampons. Hippies get no respect.
 
GBB
2013-10-10 11:46:32 AM

nekom: Why in the everloving fark did she consent to a search?


Because refusing = guilty.
 
2013-10-10 11:46:35 AM
They're not smoked? So THAT'S what I'm doing wrong. Thanks, article!!!!
 
2013-10-10 11:48:14 AM
FTFA: "doobage"

idk why, but that made me laugh.
 
2013-10-10 11:49:29 AM

cryinoutloud: Hemp Tampons. Hippies get no respect.


upload.wikimedia.org

Who wants some cherokee hair tampons?
 
2013-10-10 11:52:57 AM
"Tampons typically are not green and are not smoked"

NOW you tell me...
 
2013-10-10 11:53:04 AM
Walking in the bike lane rather than the side-walk warrants a personal search?  When I  was a kid, a long time ago, 'It's a free country' was a common phrase.
 
2013-10-10 11:53:35 AM
glad this dangerous criminal is off the street. who knows how many people she might have killed, oh wait she was only fined? so he did it just to take a little of her money and her pot away? see this is why people hate cops. she was no threat to anyone. he wasn't "protecting" anyone. he was simply harassing someone walking home ,minding their own business. probably stole some of her pot and only turned half of it in.
 
2013-10-10 11:55:54 AM
You don't know my neighborhood.

Spark a blunt baby. (soggy and hard to light)
 
2013-10-10 11:58:42 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-10-10 11:58:52 AM

Hobodeluxe: glad this dangerous criminal is off the street. who knows how many people she might have killed, oh wait she was only fined? so he did it just to take a little of her money and her pot away? see this is why people hate cops. she was no threat to anyone. he wasn't "protecting" anyone. he was simply harassing someone walking home ,minding their own business. probably stole some of her pot and only turned half of it in.


SHE WAS WALKING IN THE BIKE LANE!! Have you no sense of decency, sir!
 
2013-10-10 11:59:51 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

Not normal, or decent!
 
2013-10-10 12:00:06 PM

shifty lookin bleeder: Hobodeluxe: glad this dangerous criminal is off the street. who knows how many people she might have killed, oh wait she was only fined? so he did it just to take a little of her money and her pot away? see this is why people hate cops. she was no threat to anyone. he wasn't "protecting" anyone. he was simply harassing someone walking home ,minding their own business. probably stole some of her pot and only turned half of it in.

SHE WAS WALKING IN THE BIKE LANE!! Have you no sense of decency, sir!


Oh, get off your high horse fixie.
 
2013-10-10 12:04:30 PM
The author of these repetitive blog posts, Will Greenlee, is a tired hack who reuses the same "X is not usually Y" trope in every single post he writes. I don't care if he is a farker or a paying advertiser (or is it more apropos to call them "featured partners"?), his shtick is getting stale as hell.
 
2013-10-10 12:05:48 PM
Salt-cured, maybe. But never smoked.
 
2013-10-10 12:15:07 PM
Don't judge me, stubby.
 
2013-10-10 12:30:15 PM

ZAZ: Tampons typically are not green and are not smoked

I'd like to ask Bill Clinton for a second opinion.


That's a good one!  Be wary if he offers you a cigar.
 
2013-10-10 12:36:11 PM
 
2013-10-10 12:38:12 PM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: You don't know my neighborhood.

Spark a blunt baby. (soggy and hard to light)


If it's soggy, stop fishlippin' it.
 
2013-10-10 12:47:15 PM
It's that time of the month again...
img.fark.net
 
2013-10-10 12:48:56 PM

Rakkar: Never talk to the police


Bless you. Video is spot on
 
2013-10-10 12:53:19 PM

ZAZ: Tampons typically are not green and are not smoked

I'd like to ask Bill Clinton for a second opinion.


Hey, sometimes a tampon is just a... cigar? Um, wait...
 
Ant
2013-10-10 12:56:36 PM
 
2013-10-10 01:09:31 PM

nekom: Why in the everloving fark did she consent to a search?


This.

Also, a joint gets you tossed in jail? WTF?
 
2013-10-10 01:35:52 PM

netweavr: But what does a box of them smell like?


Sorrow.
 
2013-10-10 01:51:56 PM

HailRobonia: It's that time of the month again...
[img.fark.net image 627x625]


always had a thing for her.
 
2013-10-10 01:53:46 PM

FTDA: Whatchoo Talkinbout: You don't know my neighborhood.

Spark a blunt baby. (soggy and hard to light)

If it's soggy, stop fishlippin' it.


Fish reference? Again? Hmmmmm.
 
2013-10-10 02:38:37 PM
Fishlippin was the term we used back in the day for the person that would moisten up a "J" to the point it wouldn't burn, or no one else wanted to smoke it.
 
2013-10-10 03:10:07 PM
I've been to the Paper Moon.
 
2013-10-10 04:23:38 PM
I smoked a joint that was rolled with tampon papers once, so I got a kick out of the headline?
 
2013-10-11 10:16:52 AM

nekom: Why in the everloving fark did she consent to a search?


Well, if she had previous drug arrests, she might've been on probation, in which case a term of her probation might've been that she must consent to a search, otherwise they'll haul her in for a probation violation. That's the sort of thing that's becoming more and more common. More likely, the officer strong-armed her into it, by hassling her into she gave in. It's a violation of the Fourth Amendment, but nobody will ever fight it for a marijuana possession fine.
 
2013-10-11 07:29:34 PM
Fishlippin' is a much more polite term than the one that gets bandied about here in the south...
 
2013-10-11 11:55:36 PM
Marijuana? That harlot!

Proper ladies do not indulge in such rubbish. Stick to the heroin, dear.
 
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