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(Telegraph)   When you get involved with a hooker named "The Night Raven", shiat's bound to get complicated   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 19
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2013-10-10 10:54:23 AM  
Suddenly there came a knocking,
And she told him something shocking,
For the breakup, it had left her feeling mighty sore,
"Plant these drugs beneath his wheel wells and this gun behind his door,"
Quoth Night Raven, I'm a whore.
 
2013-10-10 11:24:23 AM  
High class? Sure, for British standards.

i.telegraph.co.uk


'Ello, Guvna, give us a farthing to touch me crumpets, will ye?

 
2013-10-10 11:27:01 AM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Suddenly there came a knocking,
And she told him something shocking,
For the breakup, it had left her feeling mighty sore,
"Plant these drugs beneath his wheel wells and this gun behind his door,"
Quoth Night Raven, I'm a whore.


That's gold, Jerry! Gold!
 
2013-10-10 11:38:16 AM  
Cobra Commander approves.
 
2013-10-10 11:43:13 AM  
Does she specialize in cos-play?
 
2013-10-10 11:43:51 AM  
"I've heard there's good money to be made down at the docks... doing favors for sailors."
 
2013-10-10 11:45:36 AM  
For someone named Night Raven I was picturing someone less.........manish
 
2013-10-10 11:47:15 AM  
"NightRaven" looks more "Ravenloft".....
 
2013-10-10 12:02:01 PM  
How about "Night Vulture"? "Night Bag"?  She expects some guy to give her money for sex?  If I did her, I would consider it charity work.
 
2013-10-10 12:02:13 PM  

CognaciousThunk: "I've heard there's good money to be made down at the docks... doing favors for sailors."


"How much for a good, hard shag?"
 
2013-10-10 12:02:44 PM  

groppet: For someone named Night Raven I was picturing someone less.........manish


Well, she's clearly not meant for daylight.

/Truth in advertising?
 
2013-10-10 12:07:13 PM  
He didn't run far enough away, apparently....  Poor dude.
 
2013-10-10 12:39:13 PM  
She looks like Livia Soprano and John Boehner had a child.
 
2013-10-10 12:53:00 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Suddenly there came a knocking,
And she told him something shocking,
For the breakup, it had left her feeling mighty sore,
"Plant these drugs beneath his wheel wells and this gun behind his door,"
Quoth Night Raven, I'm a whore.


LOL for real
 
2013-10-10 01:22:22 PM  

Guadior42: CognaciousThunk: "I've heard there's good money to be made down at the docks... doing favors for sailors."

"How much for a good, hard shag?"


Well, the Porto-scented shag is three pounds for eight ounces, but we have a special on Briarwood Private Reserve Shag for only six pounds for eight ounces, the best bargain on the docks tonight. It "fell off of a ship" sailing out of Cuba and bound for Denmark. Normally it is ten pounds for eight ounces.

I only sell shag as a favour for my Johns. A lot of them like a nice pipe after a good rumpy-tumble.

Are you a copper? You have to tell me if you're a Bobby.
 
2013-10-10 02:32:27 PM  
Wait, they fired a cop? I thought that was against the laws of physics!

What a dumbass. All he would have needed to get off the hook would have been to shoot some innocent person through the aorta with a hollowpoint!
 
2013-10-10 03:06:51 PM  
The Toecutter - he knows who she is.
 
2013-10-10 04:59:38 PM  

groppet: For someone named Night Raven I was picturing someone less.........manish


I was hoping for something more along these lines...

u.jimdo.com
 
2013-10-11 01:59:00 PM  
Subby, you could have done better:

When you get involved with a hooker named "The Night Raven", shiat's bound to get ugly.
 
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