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(Onion AV Club)   Of course there will be sequels to William Shakespeare's Star Wars. And of course there will be a stage adaptation of the plays   (avclub.com ) divider line
    More: Cool, Star Wars, Quirk Books, Shakespeare, Joseph Campbell, Elizabethan, sequels  
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2013-10-10 11:35:27 AM  
It's ah trap, perhaps?
 
2013-10-10 12:05:31 PM  
Shall I compare thee to a big Corellian Imperial starship? Thou art more faster and thou hast it where it counts.
 
2013-10-10 12:08:32 PM  
I want to perform this after-hours at my local Ren Fair...
 
2013-10-10 12:51:21 PM  
Motti:
Thou shalt not 'tempt to frighten us with words
So like a man of magic, Vader. Nay,
Thy sorc'rer's act is tir'd and overdone.
The sad religion thou dost cling to hath
No pow'r to conjure up the stolen plans.
Nor dost thou have a third-eye's sight to make-

[Vader begins to choke Motti using the Force.]

Tarkin:
Cease!
No more of this! Good Vader, let him be.

Vader:
As is thy will. [Aside:] My point hath well been made
Upon his prideful, unbelieving throat.
 
2013-10-10 01:30:31 PM  
Stage plays need to star William Shatner.
 
2013-10-10 02:10:15 PM  
Didn't know this existed until two weeks ago. BEST... WEDDING PRESENT... EVAH!
 
2013-10-10 02:21:20 PM  
But will it be in its original Klingon?
 
2013-10-10 03:22:59 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-10 03:25:27 PM  
My 10 year old tore through that book. I read bit with him and thought it was kinda cool. I know he'll go apey when I tell him about the sequels. I figure he'll kick ass at Shakespeare when he gets to English lit if he gets used to the writing style now.
 
2013-10-10 04:28:09 PM  
I'm looking forward to The Jedi Doth Return

Exeunt Oola, persued by a rancor
 
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