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(Sun Sentinel)   School district worries about an upswing in school violence, adds uniformed police officers to the facilities. Elementary school violence, that is   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 11
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2013-10-10 09:12:54 AM
I was once charged with criminal pigtail tugging with intent to flirt and buy apology Bonnie Bell lipsmackers and Judy Blume books with the intent of aggravated going steady.

Come back to me Jennifer, I can change!
 
2013-10-10 09:14:07 AM
Argh!!! I am so sick of this crap. I spent over an hour listening to our pta and adminstration explain to parents why they are only allowing 4 parents in a class at a time...because of Newtown. "Its a new world we live in.. bla bla bla." No it isn't. It is the same damn world with a 24 hour "news" cycle. Anyone know when the most deadly school shooting was? (Hint: not in a 2000 year)

\rant over
\\for now
\\\3 slashies
 
2013-10-10 09:27:43 AM
This makes complete sense if you view schools as a jobs program to maximize the number of people on the government payroll
 
2013-10-10 09:32:17 AM
They learned it from watching you.
 
2013-10-10 09:41:08 AM
Little Suzy: "Teacher! Bobby said he was gonna shoot me with his penis and make babies with me cause that's how his daddy made him and his momma liked it ! I don't want babies!"

Teacher: "Shoot you with his penis...." *screaming into radio* "WE'VE GOT A CODE BLACK IN SECTOR 9! BOBBY JONES HAS A HIGH-CAPACITY ASSAULT RIFLE! LOCK DOWN EVERYTHING! SAVE THE CHILDREN GOD BLESS US ALL!!' *sobs uncontrollably*
 
2013-10-10 09:42:24 AM

jjorsett: This makes complete sense if you view schools as a jobs program to maximize the number of people on the government payroll


Really it's more of a state subsidized daycare.
 
2013-10-10 09:56:17 AM
Obviously they need to up the little ones meds.
 
2013-10-10 10:57:57 AM
School district worries about an upswing in school violence, adds uniformed police officers to the facilities. Elementary school violence, that is

Everyone knows that violence stays away from elementary schools.  At least everyone smart-like knows this.  Right subby?  Violence and elementary schools don't mix.  And they are dumb.  It takes brains to locate the dumb people and they are in the article.  Cause violence elementary school doesn't make about near likely.  Right subby?  Subby knows I right.
 
2013-10-10 11:00:16 AM

5monkeys: Argh!!! I am so sick of this crap. I spent over an hour listening to our pta and adminstration explain to parents why they are only allowing 4 parents in a class at a time...because of Newtown. "Its a new world we live in.. bla bla bla." No it isn't. It is the same damn world with a 24 hour "news" cycle. Anyone know when the most deadly school shooting was? (Hint: not in a 2000 year)

\rant over
\\for now
\\\3 slashies


Not a shooting, but the deadliest US school massacre was in 1927 when Andrew Kehoe killed 44 people with explosives he had hidden throughout the school.
 
2013-10-10 01:03:24 PM
I blame video games. And weed. And Victor Hugo ...
 
2013-10-10 01:54:35 PM
POLICE STATE TACTICS!!

/almost as satanic-NWO as the post office regs for sending perfumes overseas, waahh.
 
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