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(NJ.com)   Tanning Mom is making her porn debut and here are some shots from the set. Not that you're interested in seeing her O(range) face   (nj.com) divider line 85
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8675 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 10 Oct 2013 at 11:35 AM (41 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-10 11:28:09 AM
Great. Oompa Loompa porn. What's next?
 
2013-10-10 11:38:10 AM
Jeebus H. Keerist! What sad pitiful excuse for a male porn star was down enough on his luck to fark that?

/not going to read TFA, I'm too scared of what I'll see.
 
2013-10-10 11:40:21 AM
img7.imageshack.us
Yep, that's sooo hot.
/gotta get my fap on.
 
2013-10-10 11:41:43 AM
Kill it with fire! Please! I am sick of seeing this drunken, leathery attention whore...
 
2013-10-10 11:42:12 AM
Not clicking. No no no no noooooooo.

Now I need brain bleach.
 
2013-10-10 11:42:28 AM
Look I get there is an audience for everything but damn, this is low as it gets.

\When is the torrent available.
 
2013-10-10 11:45:00 AM
Why?
 
2013-10-10 11:45:47 AM
Welp... there goes my breakfast. Probably lunch as well.

/didn't click the link
//have a good imagination
///slashies unaffected by shutdown
 
2013-10-10 11:47:45 AM
 
2013-10-10 11:48:03 AM
Maybe it can be sold as a diet video. Who would be able to eat after watching it?
 
2013-10-10 11:48:51 AM

Grimlock2099: Welp... there goes my breakfast. Probably lunch as well.


Yesterday's or today's?
 
2013-10-10 11:50:47 AM
I did not click and I am better for it.
 
2013-10-10 11:51:56 AM

Biff_Steel: Why?


Just think of her as the genetic opposite of Kim Kardashian.  No one can explain why she's a thing either but she is... Don't hurt your brain trying to figure it out as it will just anger you
 
2013-10-10 11:52:01 AM
gifninja.com
 
2013-10-10 11:52:30 AM
She scored big time, someone actually paid her to fark her
 
2013-10-10 11:53:14 AM
She got a grand to do a porno film?

$1000 - is that it? I thought it would be more, frankly. Fark, if I'm gonna sell out and become a whore, I'd walk the streets and make much more. And yes, you can cum into my ears and drink it with a straw if you want to...and I know you do.

Tanning Attention Whore Mom.
 
2013-10-10 11:54:29 AM
Come on guys, have a little imagination. Just pretend that you are short on the rent this month, tan mom is your landlord, and wants "payment" now. Couple of swigs of hooch, pop a blue pill, and sail your skin boat into her tuna town.
Sexuality encompasses many different factors, of which self loathing, despair and regret are an important part of. Explore it, feel it, be it.
 
2013-10-10 11:54:48 AM
Her face says stroke, everything else says no can do.
 
2013-10-10 11:57:18 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Jeebus H. Keerist! What sad pitiful excuse for a male porn star was down enough on his luck to fark that?


Every female porn star over the last 20 or so years has had to fark Ron Jeremy's fat bloated corpse, turnabout is fair play.
 
2013-10-10 11:59:10 AM
You know, I've always clicked on these - Sidney Leathers and Octomom and whatnot - because I figure hey, even D-lister nude pics are still nude pics, and they can't be that bad.

Today, though...today, I have found my limit.
 
2013-10-10 12:01:28 PM
This woman is married and a drunk, and let's not forget that she has a young child too. She doesn't even get a "young and stupid" pass.

I don't know WTF is going on with her husband, but maybe someone should go check on him and tell him that it's OK to leave now.
 
2013-10-10 12:02:08 PM
Damn it subby!! I hate when I'm told not to do something. Even if I didn't want to before, I'm now possessed with a horrible desire to click on that damned link.

Nooooooooo!

I'm gonna go gouge my eyes out now.
 
2013-10-10 12:03:21 PM
imgick.nj.com

Some guy is going to fark that?

They're going to need a squad of fluffers.
 
2013-10-10 12:03:29 PM

rcf1105: You know, I've always clicked on these - Sidney Leathers and Octomom and whatnot - because I figure hey, even D-lister nude pics are still nude pics, and they can't be that bad.

Today, though...today, I have found my limit.


emotibot.net
 
2013-10-10 12:09:11 PM
Why?
Why is this happening???
Who the hell's bright idea was this?
And...is there anyway we can find and kill him...
Please!
 
2013-10-10 12:17:25 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-10 12:34:38 PM
That poor guy.
 
2013-10-10 12:37:36 PM
The sad thing is that she doesn't realize that her fifteen minutes is at about the 2:30 mark now. She really believes that she can spin her infamy off into some kind of career.
 
2013-10-10 12:38:11 PM
What if..........
There was a Mom Porn video....
Starring Tan Mom, OctoMom.........and your mom
 
2013-10-10 12:41:03 PM
How old is she? By the looks of her leathery skin I would say at least 50.


browneye: I did not click and I am better for it.


I looked and am just happy there was no nudity.
 
2013-10-10 12:51:30 PM
Well that killed any chance of an erection this year.....
 
2013-10-10 12:52:59 PM
With that crooked face is she a meth head or huffer?  Even Patrick Tribett looks healthier.
 
2013-10-10 01:01:35 PM
I'd watch it.  I watch them all.  So what, wanna fight about it?
 
2013-10-10 01:04:41 PM
She's in the porno, but I believe it's a gay porn, so the actors won't be farking her.  She's just acting in it.
 
2013-10-10 01:18:51 PM
If anyone pays for that they should be beaten with a piece of heavy farm equipment.............

Also the person who had the idea to do this should be coated in purple grape jelly and then thrown into a woodchipper...........

She is so ugly not even the skin cancer will touch her.
 
2013-10-10 01:27:34 PM
sphotos-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-10-10 01:28:27 PM

Wild Eyed and Wicked: Kill it with fire! Please! I am sick of seeing this drunken, leathery attention whore...


I think nature already tried that.
 
2013-10-10 01:33:18 PM

fickenchucker: With that crooked face is she a meth head or huffer?  Even Patrick Tribett looks healthier.


Maybe she's huffing Cheetos? Would explain a lot...

But a grand for a woman doing her first porno? Leatherface needs an agent or a guardian.

Anyone know if Social Servies in her area still have her on a leash of some kind? I believe mothers could potentially do porn and still be good mothers, but this lady's decision making skills are setting off my spidey sense.
 
2013-10-10 01:50:06 PM
Hey that's pretty gross
 
2013-10-10 02:03:01 PM

GungFu: And yes, you can cum into my ears and drink it with a straw if you want to


Is that a thing?
 
2013-10-10 02:05:07 PM
thewashingtonfancy.com

We have *got* to get these two kids together.
 
2013-10-10 02:20:41 PM
Crimes against humanity
 
2013-10-10 02:23:07 PM

Rip Dashrock: Come on guys, have a little imagination. Just pretend that you are short on the rent this month, tan mom is your landlord, and wants "payment" now. Couple of swigs bottles of hooch, pop a blue pill, and sail your skin boat into her tuna town.
Sexuality encompasses many different factors, of which self loathing, despair and regret are an important part of. Explore it, feel it, be it.


FTFY
 
2013-10-10 02:29:06 PM

OhioUGrad: Rip Dashrock: Come on guys, have a little imagination. Just pretend that you are short on the rent this month, tan mom is your landlord, and wants "payment" now. Couple of swigs bottles of hooch, pop a blue pill, and sail your skin boat into her tuna town.
Sexuality encompasses many different factors, of which self loathing, despair and regret are an important part of. Explore it, feel it, be it.

FTFY


No.
There is not enough whiskey in Ireland for me to fark her. And I got some seriously low standards.
 
2013-10-10 02:37:12 PM
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2013-10-10 02:51:20 PM
anongallery.org
 
2013-10-10 02:58:58 PM
She's a fake, an imposter.

Everyone knows there can be only one Oompa Loompa destined for the porn world:
mtv.mtvnimages.com
 
2013-10-10 03:05:18 PM
Here's a first look at her vag from the shoot.....

www.keithcourage.com
 
2013-10-10 03:07:28 PM
They tried do it in Tijuana but the donkey saw her and backed out at the last minute.  His press release stated that he only farked humans.
 
2013-10-10 03:08:41 PM
shechive.files.wordpress.com
 
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