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(WTKR)   Man arrested after putting padlock on girlfriend's jeans so she won't be unfaithful to him when he's away. Fark: He's been doing it to her for years   (wtkr.com) divider line 141
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2013-10-10 09:10:15 AM  
Just make her wear stone-washed high waisted mom jeans, it's much less human rights violationy.
 
2013-10-10 09:16:40 AM  
Once when this guy was leaving for a long time, he gave the keys to his best friend, saying if I don't come back within 6 months, set her free. Then he rode his horse and started his journey. About 30 minutes later, he saw unsettled dust behind him coming toward him really fast. So, he waits. It was his friend, frantically riding another horse.

"You gave me the wrong key".
 
2013-10-10 09:16:44 AM  
Republican?
 
2013-10-10 09:17:06 AM  
quadcitymomsblog.files.wordpress.com

problem solved
 
2013-10-10 09:17:21 AM  
So many questions, so little answers.
 
2013-10-10 09:17:23 AM  
Lancelot was speechless.
 
2013-10-10 09:18:23 AM  
Well look at that cameltoe, no wonder he tried to cage the beast.
 
GBB
2013-10-10 09:19:13 AM  
TFA:The police commander told CNN the man produced a key and admitted locking her up.

I know sometimes things get lost in translation.  I think they meant "locking her down".
Locking up = jail
Locking down = making secure.
 
2013-10-10 09:19:23 AM  
If he's been doing this 'for years' as she claimed, why did she go to the police "in excrutiating pain" now from not being able to go to the bathroom? Did she just go in her pants previously?
 
2013-10-10 09:21:32 AM  
This isnt a crime, this is kink. Jeesh people. SHe was into it and went along. Somehow he pissed her off, so she went to the cops.

Chick is a farking coont, no doubt.
 
2013-10-10 09:21:47 AM  

ltdanman44: [quadcitymomsblog.files.wordpress.com image 850x472]
problem solved


Those style of jeans were popular about the mid-80's ? I remember them well--with those front pockets, the wide legs, the ridiculous styling, you looked like a little pot-bellied, flat-assed, no-waist blob, even if you had a figure like an hourglass.

That's why I still wear nothing but Levis.
 
2013-10-10 09:21:54 AM  
FTFA:

The following day, the suspect signed a statement promising to never again use a padlock against his girlfriend or abuse her in any other way.

Oh, well, I guess they'll live happily ever after then.
 
2013-10-10 09:22:50 AM  
She's 25, this has been going on for 12 years.

And everybody is OK with this....
 
2013-10-10 09:23:01 AM  
So... I thought that sorta thing was a common fetish, nowadays?

What's next?

"Listen, mister, you wife really doesn't like having a canoe sailing up her muddy river - so you're going to the jailhouse!"
 
2013-10-10 09:23:13 AM  

Bendal: If he's been doing this 'for years' as she claimed, why did she go to the police "in excrutiating pain" now from not being able to go to the bathroom? Did she just go in her pants previously?


maybe the perfect storm of urination didn't happen until now
 
2013-10-10 09:24:39 AM  
somethingbanging.com

"How does he go to the bathroom with all this shiat on?"
 
2013-10-10 09:27:17 AM  
so, um. can't they just cut the jeans off?
 
2013-10-10 09:29:10 AM  

probesport: She's 25, this has been going on for 12 years.

And everybody is OK with this....


Came to say this. WTF? I would imagine that this is out of statute for the pedo side of it, unfortunately. But the fact that the article failed to question that tidbit is amazing.
 
2013-10-10 09:29:52 AM  
So if they catch you in the backseat trying to pick her locks...
 
2013-10-10 09:31:10 AM  
A padlock prevented her from taking off her blue jeans.

People in Mexico are so poor that they don't even own scissors.
 
2013-10-10 09:31:59 AM  
s9.postimg.org

I can't look at anything without seeing parrots.
 
2013-10-10 09:33:09 AM  

probesport: She's 25, this has been going on for 12 years.

And everybody is OK with this....




I caught that little gem too... Holy shiat. He's 41, she's 25, been going on for thirteen years.... carry the 7.... divide by 28....

this means he was POTATO when they got together!!!!!

/27?
 
2013-10-10 09:37:01 AM  
I have no sympathy for this woman. Cut the pants and leave. The first time he did it she should have taken off.
 
2013-10-10 09:38:14 AM  

kendelrio: his means he was

POTATO12 when they got together!!!!!

That's some prime creepin', that is.

So, is this one of those goofy BDSM things that half of FARK keeps going on about?  Not the pedo part, the ghetto chastity belt.
 
2013-10-10 09:38:42 AM  

ltdanman44: [quadcitymomsblog.files.wordpress.com image 850x472]

problem solved


Hot mamas.
 
2013-10-10 09:41:09 AM  
www.rankopedia.com

"You 're on the road, driving back and forth, gone for days. You get back, and guess what?  You find out your old lady' been giving it away. 
Stepping out in your own damn bedroom. That's a problem. "
 
2013-10-10 09:41:23 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [s9.postimg.org image 850x502]

I can't look at anything without seeing parrots.


Polly want a sausage?
 
2013-10-10 09:44:39 AM  
To the surprise of no one, she decided not to press charges.
 
2013-10-10 09:45:34 AM  
I'm going to go out on a limb here and bet this wasn't consensual?

Chastity fetishes are pretty common.
 
2013-10-10 09:48:22 AM  
cryinoutloud
A padlock prevented her from taking off her blue jeans.

People in Mexico are so poor that they don't even own scissors.


OH YEAH?
You try to pick a padlock with a pair of scissors while you're squirming for a bathroom break!
 
2013-10-10 09:48:49 AM  

fireclown: kendelrio: his means he was POTATO12 when they got together!!!!!

That's some prime creepin', that is.

So, is this one of those goofy BDSM things that half of FARK keeps going on about?  Not the pedo part, the ghetto chastity belt.


Indeed, I've had this very idea - except, you know, with a girl who consents to it.
 
2013-10-10 09:49:22 AM  
Didn't read the article yet... but if he padlocked her jeans could she not just cut off the lock? She can't handle going to the store and buying bolt cutters? I dont get it.
 
2013-10-10 09:51:26 AM  

fireclown: Not the pedo part, the ghetto chastity belt.


Well, it IS. But if you're a male, a good chastity belt is going to easily cost you 150 bucks plus. Females are far more expensive, because it has to be fitted. A metal female chastity belt can easily run you 500 bucks.

Bullseyed: Didn't read the article yet... but if he padlocked her jeans could she not just cut off the lock? She can't handle going to the store and buying bolt cutters? I dont get it.


Considering he was abusing her, I'm pretty sure cutting the lock off would have gotten the shiat beat out of her, or worse.
 
2013-10-10 09:54:26 AM  

Bullseyed: Didn't read the article yet... but if he padlocked her jeans could she not just cut off the lock? She can't handle going to the store and buying bolt cutters? I dont get it.


He would beat her up when he got back, is my guess.
 
2013-10-10 09:54:53 AM  
hardinparamedic:Considering he was abusing her, I'm pretty sure cutting the lock off would have gotten the shiat beat out of her, or worse.

What's the world comin' to when you can't put yer ole lady in a homemade chastity belt or giver her a peck on the beak to keep her in line??

THANKS OBAMA!!!!
 
2013-10-10 09:55:17 AM  
Meanwhile, she probably sucked 36 dicks every time he left the house.
 
2013-10-10 09:56:03 AM  
 It's the new alternative to abstinence only education. I'm sure that locks will be given away at church for parents of teen daughters.
 
2013-10-10 09:57:35 AM  
CALL THE LOCKSMITH
 
2013-10-10 09:58:19 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Meanwhile, she probably sucked 36 dicks every time he left the house.


This.  There is no way to padlock that.

In other obvious news:  There seems to be a very healthy amount of trust in this relationship.
 
2013-10-10 09:58:27 AM  

kendelrio: hardinparamedic:Considering he was abusing her, I'm pretty sure cutting the lock off would have gotten the shiat beat out of her, or worse.

What's the world comin' to when you can't put yer ole lady in a homemade chastity belt or giver her a peck on the beak to keep her in line??

THANKS OBAMA!!!!


And up next, the smash hit single, "I kiss my sweetie with my fist", by Merle Haggard.
 
2013-10-10 10:01:51 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Meanwhile, she probably sucked 36 dicks every time he left the house.


Uh, it only counts as 4, since 33 of those were you.
I hope you paid her this time. And give her back her scissors.
 
2013-10-10 10:02:05 AM  
Everlast or Master lock?
 
2013-10-10 10:02:52 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Meanwhile, she probably sucked 36 dicks every time he left the house.


If we limit the time for each round of fellatio to 5 minutes, then that'd be about 3 hours worth of solid sucking - or sucking solids.
 
2013-10-10 10:03:02 AM  

Madbassist1: This isnt a crime, this is kink. Jeesh people. SHe was into it and went along. Somehow he pissed her off, so she went to the cops.

Chick is a farking coont, no doubt.


Just to be clear, are you saying that she was into it from the start, when she was 12? Or maybe she wasn't really that into it when she was 12, but gradually she grew to love it?

Neither answer makes you look good.
 
2013-10-10 10:03:38 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Meanwhile, she probably sucked 36 dicks every time he left the house.


In a row?
 
2013-10-10 10:03:44 AM  

Madbassist1: This isnt a crime, this is kink. Jeesh people. SHe was into it and went along. Somehow he pissed her off, so she went to the cops.

Chick is a farking coont, no doubt.


It's not a kink if it wasn't consensual. Holy christ.
 
2013-10-10 10:03:47 AM  

hardinparamedic: kendelrio: hardinparamedic:Considering he was abusing her, I'm pretty sure cutting the lock off would have gotten the shiat beat out of her, or worse.

What's the world comin' to when you can't put yer ole lady in a homemade chastity belt or giver her a peck on the beak to keep her in line??

THANKS OBAMA!!!!

And up next, the smash hit single, "I kiss my sweetie with my fist", by Merle Haggard.


That was my wedding song to my first, third, sixth and seventh wife!

/kind awkward at Christmas meeting my new brothers-in-law
 
2013-10-10 10:06:21 AM  

JAGUART: [www.rankopedia.com image 175x214]

"You 're on the road, driving back and forth, gone for days. You get back, and guess what?  You find out your old lady' been giving it away. 
Stepping out in your own damn bedroom. That's a problem. "


Is that Leo?
 
2013-10-10 10:09:12 AM  

hardinparamedic: Madbassist1: This isnt a crime, this is kink. Jeesh people. SHe was into it and went along. Somehow he pissed her off, so she went to the cops.

Chick is a farking coont, no doubt.

It's not a kink if it wasn't consensual. Holy christ.


Yeah, this.  I'm pretty warped as far as being spiteful and vengeful goes, but I'm not going to go to the cops and cry abuse over something that's a consensual kink if he ticks me off.  Definitely thinking this was not a consensual thing at all.
 
2013-10-10 10:13:38 AM  

drongozone: JAGUART: [www.rankopedia.com image 175x214]

"You 're on the road, driving back and forth, gone for days. You get back, and guess what?  You find out your old lady' been giving it away. 
Stepping out in your own damn bedroom. That's a problem. "

Is that Leo?


It sure isn't Josh or Sam.


/Maybe Jed?
 
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