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2013-10-10 09:16:02 AM  
Ohh yeah, it sounds like great fun until you get stuck behind the guy that has a weak bladder and IBS
 
2013-10-10 09:31:08 AM  
Three words: raging fear boner.
 
2013-10-10 09:39:53 AM  
Two-week-old news and not even the original source: http://readingeagle.com/article.aspx?id=514528
 
2013-10-10 09:41:20 AM  
I think the point where they went to far was when they offered the authentic german shower houses to the naked guests.
 
2013-10-10 09:41:38 AM  
The scariest part would have been the naked guests.

/you know it's true
//like one big naked Fark party
///*hurl*
 
2013-10-10 09:42:10 AM  

FarkingReading: Two-week-old news and not even the original source: http://readingeagle.com/article.aspx?id=514528


Life really is one tragedy after another.
 
2013-10-10 09:47:21 AM  
why is it generally that people that want to be nude in public are very much not people that need to be nude in public?
 
2013-10-10 09:52:00 AM  

megarian: FarkingReading: Two-week-old news and not even the original source: http://readingeagle.com/article.aspx?id=514528

Life really is one tragedy after another.


I know. I felt like a douche for posting it. But sometimes I can't help myself.
 
2013-10-10 09:52:03 AM  
I assume no one could get the Obvious tag up.
 
2013-10-10 09:53:40 AM  

frepnog: why is it generally that people that want to be nude in public are very much not people that need to be nude in public?


img.fark.net
 
2013-10-10 09:54:01 AM  
From TFA: "We were just trying to take haunted hauses to the next level. It's not about sex, it's not about erotica, it's not about deviant behaviors,"   um, no.  There is someone, somewhere, who would be willing to buy those naked fright photos like the one in TFA.
 
2013-10-10 10:00:45 AM  

frepnog: why is it generally that people that want to be nude in public are very much not people that need to be nude in public?


Very few people want to be nude in public and the ones who do are usually folks you would never want to see naked.
 
2013-10-10 10:00:49 AM  

RichPoorBoy: There is someone, somewhere, who would be willing to buy those naked fright photos like the one in TFA.


/raises hand
 
2013-10-10 10:08:40 AM  
Yeah, because it would make haunted houses even better to smell like unwashed cootchie.
 
2013-10-10 10:08:59 AM  
I actually read this headline as, "Haunted house cancels naked visits after some people had a problem with tits"

/tl:dr
 
2013-10-10 10:12:48 AM  
Successful publicity stunt is successful
 
2013-10-10 10:13:14 AM  
Did it ever occur to you folks that people might go naked for themselves and not just so you can look at their bits?  I'm not a nudist (and trust me this is best for everyone) but I also don't really care if ugly/fat/whatever people happen to be naked around me.  It's not like I stare at crotches and chests when people are clothed so why would I do it if they are naked and unattractive?
 
2013-10-10 10:13:48 AM  

FarkingReading: megarian: FarkingReading: Two-week-old news and not even the original source: http://readingeagle.com/article.aspx?id=514528

Life really is one tragedy after another.

I know. I felt like a douche for posting it. But sometimes I can't help myself.


Hehehe you sound like me when I don't have time for coffee.
 
2013-10-10 10:20:45 AM  

Egoy3k: Did it ever occur to you folks that people might go naked for themselves and not just so you can look at their bits?  I'm not a nudist (and trust me this is best for everyone) but I also don't really care if ugly/fat/whatever people happen to be naked around me.  It's not like I stare at crotches and chests when people are clothed so why would I do it if they are naked and unattractive?


yeah, some people may go nude for absolutely no sexual purpose at all and good for them.  But how do you separate those people from the ones that don't?  Hint: You can't.
 
2013-10-10 10:23:41 AM  

RedTank: Egoy3k: Did it ever occur to you folks that people might go naked for themselves and not just so you can look at their bits?  I'm not a nudist (and trust me this is best for everyone) but I also don't really care if ugly/fat/whatever people happen to be naked around me.  It's not like I stare at crotches and chests when people are clothed so why would I do it if they are naked and unattractive?

yeah, some people may go nude for absolutely no sexual purpose at all and good for them.  But how do you separate those people from the ones that don't?  Hint: You can't.


I'm commenting more on the morons who parrot 'the people you want to see naked in public are not the people who go naked in public' in every thread about public nudity.
 
2013-10-10 10:27:04 AM  

Egoy3k: Did it ever occur to you folks that people might go naked for themselves and not just so you can look at their bits?  I'm not a nudist (and trust me this is best for everyone) but I also don't really care if ugly/fat/whatever people happen to be naked around me.  It's not like I stare at crotches and chests when people are clothed so why would I do it if they are naked and unattractive?


The few reasons I can think of for being naked in public are:

-You desperately desire attention
-You are mentally/emotionally unstable
-You are a baby
-You are a member of a primitive culture whose society does not require clothing
-You are escaping from a fire/you are on fire

Which of the people on the list above would you like to be in a haunted house attraction with?
 
2013-10-10 10:28:54 AM  

Egoy3k: Did it ever occur to you folks that people might go naked for themselves and not just so you can look at their bits?  I'm not a nudist (and trust me this is best for everyone) but I also don't really care if ugly/fat/whatever people happen to be naked around me.  It's not like I stare at crotches and chests when people are clothed so why would I do it if they are naked and unattractive?


Well, there is the difference between you and I.
 
2013-10-10 10:29:56 AM  

bugmn99: Egoy3k: Did it ever occur to you folks that people might go naked for themselves and not just so you can look at their bits?  I'm not a nudist (and trust me this is best for everyone) but I also don't really care if ugly/fat/whatever people happen to be naked around me.  It's not like I stare at crotches and chests when people are clothed so why would I do it if they are naked and unattractive?

The few reasons I can think of for being naked in public are:

-You desperately desire attention
-You are mentally/emotionally unstable
-You are a baby
-You are a member of a primitive culture whose society does not require clothing
-You are escaping from a fire/you are on fire

Which of the people on the list above would you like to be in a haunted house attraction with?


None of which has fark all to do with my post.
 
2013-10-10 10:32:19 AM  

Egoy3k: RedTank: Egoy3k: Did it ever occur to you folks that people might go naked for themselves and not just so you can look at their bits?  I'm not a nudist (and trust me this is best for everyone) but I also don't really care if ugly/fat/whatever people happen to be naked around me.  It's not like I stare at crotches and chests when people are clothed so why would I do it if they are naked and unattractive?

yeah, some people may go nude for absolutely no sexual purpose at all and good for them.  But how do you separate those people from the ones that don't?  Hint: You can't.

I'm commenting more on the morons who parrot 'the people you want to see naked in public are not the people who go naked in public' in every thread about public nudity.


I see.  Then yes, if anything those people are the reason people can't go naked in public...  They are the ones that would stare at people and make people feel uncomfortable and make it all sexual which would then in turn make people prudish.
 
2013-10-10 10:33:27 AM  
As much as this may have seemed like a fun and edgy idea, you know full well that more than a few couples would be doing it to have fear sex which would have caused more than a few problems.
 
2013-10-10 10:40:10 AM  

slayer199: As much as this may have seemed like a fun and edgy idea, you know full well that more than a few couples would be doing it to have fear sex which would have caused more than a few problems.



I am totally going to scare the pants off my girlfriend tonight and then immediately launch into fear sex.

What would you recommend? Jumping out of a closet with a knife?
 
2013-10-10 10:44:12 AM  

FarkingReading: slayer199: As much as this may have seemed like a fun and edgy idea, you know full well that more than a few couples would be doing it to have fear sex which would have caused more than a few problems.


I am totally going to scare the pants off my girlfriend tonight and then immediately launch into fear sex.

What would you recommend? Jumping out of a closet with a knife?


Charging bear w/ piano wire collar.
 
2013-10-10 10:46:17 AM  

FarkingReading: slayer199: As much as this may have seemed like a fun and edgy idea, you know full well that more than a few couples would be doing it to have fear sex which would have caused more than a few problems.


I am totally going to scare the pants off my girlfriend tonight and then immediately launch into fear sex.

What would you recommend? Jumping out of a closet with a knife?


How about she walks in and finds your lifeless body hanging from the ceiling, sporting a raging boner. Let her take it from there.
 
2013-10-10 10:47:55 AM  

jaytkay: Successful publicity stunt is successful


Exactly.  This was never anything more than a stunt.  The liability of groups of naked strangers running around in a dark house is way too big to have it ever actually happen, especially for $20.

The only question in my mind was who would be blamed for the cancellation.  Church? Parent group? Town officials?
 
2013-10-10 10:47:59 AM  

FarkingReading: I am totally going to scare the pants off my girlfriend tonight and then immediately launch into fear sex.

What would you recommend? Jumping out of a closet with a knife?


LOL.  I was speaking more in terms of role-playing.

Hell, forget role-playing...put a number of couples naked together in almost any environment and a percentage of them will have sex. They don't need a good reason...
 
2013-10-10 10:50:28 AM  
"Your peepee is scarier than everything else here!"
Bloody whiners.
 
2013-10-10 11:42:07 AM  

FarkingReading: slayer199: As much as this may have seemed like a fun and edgy idea, you know full well that more than a few couples would be doing it to have fear sex which would have caused more than a few problems.


I am totally going to scare the pants off my girlfriend tonight and then immediately launch into fear sex.

What would you recommend? Jumping out of a closet with a knife?




i.imgur.com

ask her how she feels about asians and gangbangs...
 
2013-10-10 11:43:28 AM  
After the fear sex, I plan to explore the intricacies of anguish sex, sadness coitus, joy cuddling, disgust copulation, trust lovemaking, anticipation oral sex and surprise screwing.

Actual, anticipation oral sex does sound kind of nice.
 
2013-10-10 12:16:01 PM  
So, since haunting isn't actually a thing (what with there being no such thing as spirits and all), this is now just a house, since the fear element was the risk of having my junk snag on a rusty nail...

Consider my ticket cancelled.
 
2013-10-10 12:29:30 PM  
Good, I was a little worried about sending my kids thru that thing naked, but who am I to argue with Halloween progress?
 
2013-10-10 01:45:38 PM  
Why would someone want to go through a haunted house naked? I've never found them to be scary in the first place though, but that's probably due to being an engineer who doesn't believe in the supernatural. I usually find myself looking more at the mechanics of the setup than the actual effects.
 
2013-10-10 01:53:15 PM  

James10952001: I usually find myself looking more at the mechanics of the setup than the actual effects.


are you one of those assholes that points out the technical flaws in every movie?
 
2013-10-10 02:09:58 PM  

James10952001: Why would someone want to go through a haunted house naked? I've never found them to be scary in the first place though, but that's probably due to being an engineer who doesn't believe in the supernatural. I usually find myself looking more at the mechanics of the setup than the actual effects.


Sounds like me. When I was 5 we went to Disney world. I spent more time on the rides looking at the rails and tracks and switches than the anamatronics.

/Mechanical engineer.
 
2013-10-10 03:04:34 PM  

bugmn99: Egoy3k: Did it ever occur to you folks that people might go naked for themselves and not just so you can look at their bits?  I'm not a nudist (and trust me this is best for everyone) but I also don't really care if ugly/fat/whatever people happen to be naked around me.  It's not like I stare at crotches and chests when people are clothed so why would I do it if they are naked and unattractive?

The few reasons I can think of for being naked in public are:

-You desperately desire attention
-You are mentally/emotionally unstable
-You are a baby
-You are a member of a primitive culture whose society does not require clothing
-You are escaping from a fire/you are on fire

Which of the people on the list above would you like to be in a haunted house attraction with?


Are you sure that's a list of why people go naked, and not a list of why people post on Fark?
 
2013-10-10 03:24:38 PM  

foxyshadis: bugmn99: Egoy3k: Did it ever occur to you folks that people might go naked for themselves and not just so you can look at their bits?  I'm not a nudist (and trust me this is best for everyone) but I also don't really care if ugly/fat/whatever people happen to be naked around me.  It's not like I stare at crotches and chests when people are clothed so why would I do it if they are naked and unattractive?

The few reasons I can think of for being naked in public are:

-You desperately desire attention
-You are mentally/emotionally unstable
-You are a baby
-You are a member of a primitive culture whose society does not require clothing
-You are escaping from a fire/you are on fire

Which of the people on the list above would you like to be in a haunted house attraction with?

Are you sure that's a list of why people go naked, and not a list of why people post on Fark?


Why can't it be both?
 
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