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(NFL)   Will Jay Cutler cry a river of emo tears when the Bears beat the Giants like redheaded stepchildren, or can the Giants actually win a game? Find out when the Chicago Bears face the New York Giants on Thursday Night Football, 8 PM on NFL Network   (nfl.com) divider line 896
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2013-10-10 10:28:09 PM  

xaks: harleyquinnical: xaks: harleyquinnical: That's an interesting story or Mannelly.

If I had a son that wanted to play football at this point, I'd steer him to kicking/punting or long snapping.

Jeff Beagles played 22 years, was the last player from Tecmo Super Bowl to retire after 2009.

And whats the stat, the Lions have had like 3 kickers in the last 44 years or some shiat?


Jason Hanson - 21 seasons with the Lions,

NFL Records (copy pasta from Wikipedia)

Most field goals of 40 or more yards (total) - 189
Most consecutive field goals of 40 or more yards (total) - 24 (2007-2009)
Most field goals of 50 or more yards (total) - 51.
Became the second player in league history (after Jason Elam) to score 200+ points against 3 different teams (division rivals Packers, Bears, and Vikings).
Most career games with one NFL team (327 as of December 31, 2012).
Most career seasons with one NFL team (21).
On December 18, 2011, became the first player in NFL history to score 2,000 points with one franchise.
Most career game winning field goals in overtime - 9 - tied with Jason Elam, Jim Breech, and Steve Christie
 
2013-10-10 10:28:49 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: ongbok: That wasn't a fumble, the ground caused it.

No one gives the ground any credit.


Yeah, look how many times the turf monster has stopped big runs.
 
2013-10-10 10:29:36 PM  
Hakeeeem!
 
2013-10-10 10:29:36 PM  
Show Me Dragon.
 
2013-10-10 10:29:51 PM  
First down, Giants to the Chicago 35
 
2013-10-10 10:30:19 PM  

Polish Hussar: xaks: harleyquinnical: xaks: harleyquinnical: That's an interesting story or Mannelly.

If I had a son that wanted to play football at this point, I'd steer him to kicking/punting or long snapping.

Jeff Beagles played 22 years, was the last player from Tecmo Super Bowl to retire after 2009.

And whats the stat, the Lions have had like 3 kickers in the last 44 years or some shiat?

Jason Hanson - 21 seasons with the Lions,

NFL Records (copy pasta from Wikipedia)

Most field goals of 40 or more yards (total) - 189
Most consecutive field goals of 40 or more yards (total) - 24 (2007-2009)
Most field goals of 50 or more yards (total) - 51.
Became the second player in league history (after Jason Elam) to score 200+ points against 3 different teams (division rivals Packers, Bears, and Vikings).
Most career games with one NFL team (327 as of December 31, 2012).
Most career seasons with one NFL team (21).
On December 18, 2011, became the first player in NFL history to score 2,000 points with one franchise.
Most career game winning field goals in overtime - 9 - tied with Jason Elam, Jim Breech, and Steve Christie


Hanson was fantastic. If the Lions won a SB with him as the punter, he would be a shoe-in for the HoF.

/see what I did there?
 
2013-10-10 10:30:42 PM  

xaks: Cybernetic: harleyquinnical: harleyquinnical: xaks: harleyquinnical: That's an interesting story or Mannelly.

If I had a son that wanted to play football at this point, I'd steer him to kicking/punting or long snapping.

Jeff Beagles played 22 years, was the last player from Tecmo Super Bowl to retire after 2009.

Feagles. Punter for G-nats and Seahawks, as well as others.

Sean Landeta also played 22 years, IIRC.

Which of the Anerson/sens has the record for longevity? Is it Morton?


Probably Morten Andersen. He's the leading scorer in NFL history, so he must have played a lot of years.
 
2013-10-10 10:31:32 PM  

Aezetyr: Polish Hussar: xaks: harleyquinnical: xaks: harleyquinnical: That's an interesting story or Mannelly.

If I had a son that wanted to play football at this point, I'd steer him to kicking/punting or long snapping.

Jeff Beagles played 22 years, was the last player from Tecmo Super Bowl to retire after 2009.

And whats the stat, the Lions have had like 3 kickers in the last 44 years or some shiat?

Jason Hanson - 21 seasons with the Lions,

NFL Records (copy pasta from Wikipedia)

Most field goals of 40 or more yards (total) - 189
Most consecutive field goals of 40 or more yards (total) - 24 (2007-2009)
Most field goals of 50 or more yards (total) - 51.
Became the second player in league history (after Jason Elam) to score 200+ points against 3 different teams (division rivals Packers, Bears, and Vikings).
Most career games with one NFL team (327 as of December 31, 2012).
Most career seasons with one NFL team (21).
On December 18, 2011, became the first player in NFL history to score 2,000 points with one franchise.
Most career game winning field goals in overtime - 9 - tied with Jason Elam, Jim Breech, and Steve Christie

Hanson was fantastic. If the Lions won a SB with him as the punter, he would be a shoe-in for the HoF.

/see what I did there?


I actually had starting a quick reply biatching you out.

Very well done!
 
2013-10-10 10:32:06 PM  
Giants are doing pretty well on third down.
 
2013-10-10 10:32:09 PM  
Could've been 6, slipped.
 
2013-10-10 10:32:15 PM  

ongbok: AliceBToklasLives: ongbok: That wasn't a fumble, the ground caused it.

No one gives the ground any credit.

Yeah, look how many times the turf monster has stopped big runs.


The Turf Monster was working on the bounty system. $1,000,000 per toe.

/ooh Eli converts
 
2013-10-10 10:32:22 PM  

Cybernetic: xaks: Cybernetic: harleyquinnical: harleyquinnical: xaks: harleyquinnical: That's an interesting story or Mannelly.

If I had a son that wanted to play football at this point, I'd steer him to kicking/punting or long snapping.

Jeff Beagles played 22 years, was the last player from Tecmo Super Bowl to retire after 2009.

Feagles. Punter for G-nats and Seahawks, as well as others.

Sean Landeta also played 22 years, IIRC.

Which of the Anerson/sens has the record for longevity? Is it Morton?

Probably Morten Andersen. He's the leading scorer in NFL history, so he must have played a lot of years.


You notice how nobody pays attention to points in the NFL because kickers are the leaders.
 
2013-10-10 10:32:56 PM  
That was a fumble...he wasn't touched!

Ooooh, gave himself up defense, nice...
 
2013-10-10 10:32:59 PM  
Did randle just pull a plaxico?
 
2013-10-10 10:33:06 PM  
Ok this game is not silliness.

Bring on the bees.
 
2013-10-10 10:33:07 PM  
Somebody needs to tell that receiver that he's not down until the defense touches him. This ain't college ball.
 
2013-10-10 10:33:37 PM  
If Randle gave up a fumble, Coughlin should make an example of him. Send him to the locker room. Take his uniform, playbook, etc. Not even a flight home.
 
2013-10-10 10:33:44 PM  
Fascinating development. I think it's a fumble, but they say he gave himself up.
 
2013-10-10 10:33:54 PM  
Mayock is pithed.
 
2013-10-10 10:33:55 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-10 10:34:15 PM  
Gave himself up.  Allegedly.
 
2013-10-10 10:34:17 PM  

xaks: Aezetyr: Polish Hussar: xaks: harleyquinnical: xaks: harleyquinnical: That's an interesting story or Mannelly.

If I had a son that wanted to play football at this point, I'd steer him to kicking/punting or long snapping.

Jeff Beagles played 22 years, was the last player from Tecmo Super Bowl to retire after 2009.

And whats the stat, the Lions have had like 3 kickers in the last 44 years or some shiat?

Jason Hanson - 21 seasons with the Lions,

NFL Records (copy pasta from Wikipedia)

Most field goals of 40 or more yards (total) - 189
Most consecutive field goals of 40 or more yards (total) - 24 (2007-2009)
Most field goals of 50 or more yards (total) - 51.
Became the second player in league history (after Jason Elam) to score 200+ points against 3 different teams (division rivals Packers, Bears, and Vikings).
Most career games with one NFL team (327 as of December 31, 2012).
Most career seasons with one NFL team (21).
On December 18, 2011, became the first player in NFL history to score 2,000 points with one franchise.
Most career game winning field goals in overtime - 9 - tied with Jason Elam, Jim Breech, and Steve Christie
 
Hanson was fantastic. If the Lions won a SB with him as the punter

KICKER, he would be a shoe-in for the HoF.

/see what I did there?

I actually had starting a quick reply biatching you out.

Very well done!


BAH! I meant kicker.  Dammnit. It's been a long day.
 
2013-10-10 10:34:26 PM  
God dammit that's the second farking time the Giants have been bailed out by that "gave himself up" crap.
 
2013-10-10 10:34:57 PM  
Manning to Cruz. Flag.
 
2013-10-10 10:35:07 PM  
DPI, Giants at the 1.
 
2013-10-10 10:35:17 PM  
DPI...first down @ the 2?
 
2013-10-10 10:35:52 PM  
TD GIANTS!
 
2013-10-10 10:35:59 PM  
NYGTD!
 
2013-10-10 10:36:00 PM  
TD New York Blue
 
2013-10-10 10:36:08 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: ooh Eli converts


To what?  Judaism, Islam, Zoroastrianism, Buddhism, Mormonism, Rastafarianism, Pastafarianism?
 
2013-10-10 10:36:26 PM  
That is what Brandon Jacobs do.  That's all they do!
 
2013-10-10 10:36:46 PM  
27-21 Chicago, 0:06 3rd
 
2013-10-10 10:36:48 PM  
So, the Giants make it a one-score game with a quarter to play. They actually might have a shot.

/I'll bet a dollar that Eli throws another pick to seal the loss.
 
2013-10-10 10:36:57 PM  

mikaloyd: [i.imgur.com image 620x412]


More pressing need:

bloguin.com
 
2013-10-10 10:37:43 PM  

Cybernetic: So, the Giants make it a one-score game with a quarter to play. They actually might have a shot.

/I'll bet a dollar that Eli throws another pick to seal the loss.


NOW is the time to bench Eli.
 
2013-10-10 10:37:43 PM  
We're just a Cutlerception away from a nearly tied game.
 
2013-10-10 10:38:10 PM  

Polish Hussar: AliceBToklasLives: ooh Eli converts

To what?  Judaism, Islam, Zoroastrianism, Buddhism, Mormonism, Rastafarianism, Pastafarianism?


Can't he pick six?
 
2013-10-10 10:38:55 PM  

Cybernetic: So, the Giants make it a one-score game with a quarter to play. They actually might have a shot.

/I'll bet a dollar that Eli throws another pick to seal the loss.


Youre calling a Romoception?
 
2013-10-10 10:39:12 PM  

Polish Hussar: AliceBToklasLives: ooh Eli converts

To what?  Judaism, Islam, Zoroastrianism, Buddhism, Mormonism, Rastafarianism, Pastafarianism?


Metric
 
2013-10-10 10:39:19 PM  

you are a puppet: Polish Hussar: AliceBToklasLives: ooh Eli converts

To what?  Judaism, Islam, Zoroastrianism, Buddhism, Mormonism, Rastafarianism, Pastafarianism?

Can't he pick six?


Nice.
 
2013-10-10 10:39:31 PM  
Verlander's no-hitter broken up by Yoenis Cespedes after 6 2/3rds.
 
2013-10-10 10:39:32 PM  
Damn... Verlander had a no-hitter going until a grounder single. Fark me.
 
2013-10-10 10:39:57 PM  
Base hit.  Verlander no-no gone.
 
2013-10-10 10:40:15 PM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: mikaloyd: [i.imgur.com image 620x412]

More pressing need:

[bloguin.com image 850x637]


Careful!

You'll get a bill for using His Likeness.

*he's Tebow 2.0, only his 'jesus christ' is either his cock, ego, or wallet
 
2013-10-10 10:40:22 PM  

Gosling: Verlander's no-hitter broken up by Yoenis Cespedes after 6 2/3rds.


Shhh. Men are watching football.
 
2013-10-10 10:40:53 PM  

elguerodiablo: Cybernetic: So, the Giants make it a one-score game with a quarter to play. They actually might have a shot.

/I'll bet a dollar that Eli throws another pick to seal the loss.

Youre calling a Romoception?


Yes! Yes, they are.
 
2013-10-10 10:41:07 PM  
Almost triple simu-post... (Verlander)
 
2013-10-10 10:41:59 PM  
These NFL Network doofuses are obsessed with Randle's fumble no-call. Let it go!
 
2013-10-10 10:43:20 PM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: These NFL Network doofuses are obsessed with Randle's fumble no-call. Let it go!


Mayock is also, rarely, *right*. The way that rule is written and more importantly enforced, is just wrong.
 
2013-10-10 10:43:27 PM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: Gosling: Verlander's no-hitter broken up by Yoenis Cespedes after 6 2/3rds.

Shhh. Men are watching football.


And other men are watching an elimination playoff game and flipping to football during commercial breaks
 
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