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(NFL)   Will Jay Cutler cry a river of emo tears when the Bears beat the Giants like redheaded stepchildren, or can the Giants actually win a game? Find out when the Chicago Bears face the New York Giants on Thursday Night Football, 8 PM on NFL Network   (nfl.com) divider line 896
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2013-10-10 08:42:08 PM
I just... I mean... this sucks.
 
2013-10-10 08:42:22 PM
A Full Delhomme is a foregone conclusion at this rate. Can someone post Manningface caps?
 
2013-10-10 08:42:27 PM

AliceBToklasLives: Holy crap!  I think it's time to cut Eli.  Who the hell is their backup?


Carr right?
 
2013-10-10 08:42:37 PM

VTGremlin: neuroflare: it was a playoff game on Jake Delhomme's birthday, the underdog Cardinals came into Carolina and picked off two passes and forced four fumbles the their way to the Super Bowl. Delhomme's failure that night has since been immortalized and honored by many signal callers since.

I'm pretty sure it was 5 picks and a fumble...


You're probably right, I'm pretty drunk right now.

/one year shy of 30 today and mourning it
 
2013-10-10 08:42:43 PM

VTGremlin: fark you Eli Manning. Just, fark you. Worst week EVER to be playing against the Bears D in multiple leagues.


Look at this guy.  Look at him and laugh.
 
2013-10-10 08:42:51 PM
Is Tebow still available?
 
2013-10-10 08:42:55 PM

Lost Thought 00: AliceBToklasLives: Holy crap!  I think it's time to cut Eli.  Who the hell is their backup?

Curtis Painter


Ouch.  Giants are farked.
 
2013-10-10 08:42:56 PM
Eli REALLY wants the Delhomme this week.

Reach for the stars Eli. Reach for the stars.
 
2013-10-10 08:43:03 PM

neuroflare: VTGremlin: neuroflare: it was a playoff game on Jake Delhomme's birthday, the underdog Cardinals came into Carolina and picked off two passes and forced four fumbles the their way to the Super Bowl. Delhomme's failure that night has since been immortalized and honored by many signal callers since.

I'm pretty sure it was 5 picks and a fumble...

You're probably right, I'm pretty drunk right now.

/one year shy of 30 today and mourning it


Happy Spawning Day!!

/cheers
 
2013-10-10 08:43:15 PM

you are a puppet: Eli is determined to throw more TDs than Peyton this season


Did Eli go to the Russell Wilson school of interception throwing: you can win a game with one if you try?
 
2013-10-10 08:43:23 PM
This has to be staged
 
2013-10-10 08:43:39 PM
By the miracle of extrapolation, Eli is "on pace" for 24 picks tonight.
 
2013-10-10 08:43:41 PM

W.C.fields forever: AliceBToklasLives: Holy crap!  I think it's time to cut Eli.  Who the hell is their backup?

Carr right?


Curtis Painter and Ryan Nassib, according to NFL.com.

/Who? And who?
 
2013-10-10 08:43:46 PM

neuroflare: VTGremlin: neuroflare: it was a playoff game on Jake Delhomme's birthday, the underdog Cardinals came into Carolina and picked off two passes and forced four fumbles the their way to the Super Bowl. Delhomme's failure that night has since been immortalized and honored by many signal callers since.

I'm pretty sure it was 5 picks and a fumble...

You're probably right, I'm pretty drunk right now.

/one year shy of 30 today and mourning it


Bleh, I'm two weeks shy. NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. Happy Birthday though?
 
2013-10-10 08:43:50 PM
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2013-10-10 08:43:54 PM
This is when a banner should come over the Sports tab, lol, POSSIBLE FULL DELHOMME IN PROGRESS, WOOP WOOP.
 
2013-10-10 08:44:03 PM

HaywoodJablonski: A Full Delhomme is a foregone conclusion at this rate. Can someone post Manningface caps?


Lets not count our schaden before it's freude
 
2013-10-10 08:44:23 PM
GIANTS, LAST 3 ROAD GAMES

POINTS: 7
TURNOVERS: 8

I love you, stat guy.
 
2013-10-10 08:44:28 PM

harleyquinnical: you are a puppet: Eli is determined to throw more TDs than Peyton this season

Did Eli go to the Russell Wilson school of interception throwing: you can win a game with one if you try?


Seems like Eli wants to throw more INTs than Peyton throws TDs this season.
 
2013-10-10 08:44:28 PM
We've replaced Eli Manning with Jake Delhomme.  Everyone noticed.
 
2013-10-10 08:44:52 PM
Okay, if Eli notches a sack fumble next, this thread's post count is gonna EXPLODE, lol.
 
2013-10-10 08:44:53 PM
C'mon Eli, get the fumble out of the way. You got to knock it out early.
 
2013-10-10 08:44:54 PM
haha fark you eli, you ran out of magic beans and luck. no more immaculate reception after immaculate reception making you look like you actually know what youre doing
 
2013-10-10 08:45:11 PM
my hobby is extrapolation and I'm predicting 20 ints for Eli today
 
2013-10-10 08:45:24 PM

robsul82: This is when a banner should come over the Sports tab, lol, POSSIBLE FULL DELHOMME IN PROGRESS, WOOP WOOP.


Bust out the newsflash when he hits 5
 
2013-10-10 08:45:25 PM

W.C.fields forever: AliceBToklasLives: Holy crap!  I think it's time to cut Eli.  Who the hell is their backup?

Carr right?


Curtis Painter
and they have Ryan Nassib listed too
 
2013-10-10 08:45:40 PM

Lost Thought 00: By the miracle of extrapolation, Eli is "on pace" for 24 picks tonight.


Dont be silly - Coughlin would pull him after number 20
 
2013-10-10 08:45:53 PM
Lol...every throw, I'm holding my breathe, waiting for the next pick.  Go ELI!!!!
 
2013-10-10 08:45:59 PM
Curtis Painter of Saints 62, Colts 7 fame?  Oh lawd.
 
2013-10-10 08:46:07 PM
Well, the good news is that the Giants' plan to keep Cutler off the field is working.
 
2013-10-10 08:46:18 PM
Remember when people were saying Eli was the better Manning?

Good times...
 
2013-10-10 08:46:35 PM

tollbooth_willy: Lol...every throw, I'm holding my breathe, waiting for the next pick.  Go ELI!!!!


Haha, I'm pretty sure every time Eli steps back, everyone here's sucking the air between the teeth, yep.
 
2013-10-10 08:46:50 PM
The Bears should just punt on first down to get the ball back in Eli's hands as quickly as possible.
 
2013-10-10 08:46:51 PM

Aezetyr: We've replaced Eli Manning with Jake Delhomme.  Everyone noticed.


I don't know if Delhomme was ever this consistently bad. This is just hilarious
 
2013-10-10 08:46:55 PM

irishman4: haha fark you eli, you ran out of magic beans and luck. no more immaculate reception after immaculate reception making you look like you actually know what youre doing


Let me guess - Patriots fan?
 
2013-10-10 08:46:57 PM

tollbooth_willy: Happy Spawning Day!!

/cheers


Thank you, got as much crappy beer as I want tonight, woo!

VTGremlin: Bleh, I'm two weeks shy. NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. Happy Birthday though?


You're worse off than I then, I raise one to our misery.
 
2013-10-10 08:47:21 PM
Red zone interception is next for Eli.
 
2013-10-10 08:47:22 PM
Here's a little ditty to remind you if you should start Eli in your fantasy league...
"Old MacDonald had a farm, Eli-Eli-NO"
 
2013-10-10 08:47:30 PM

FuManchu7: Eli REALLY wants the Delhomme this week every game this season.

Reach for the stars Eli. Reach for the stars.


FTFY
 
2013-10-10 08:47:34 PM
I'm already feeling genuine disappointment when I see a pass not intercepted.
You set a high standard early Mr. Manning
 
2013-10-10 08:47:45 PM
At least Brandon Jacobs showed up.

And Cruz.
 
2013-10-10 08:48:07 PM

HaywoodJablonski: Remember when people were saying Eli was the better Manning?

Good times...


To be fair, this is a better start than Peyton had in Superbowl XLI
 
2013-10-10 08:48:30 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: Aezetyr: We've replaced Eli Manning with Jake Delhomme.  Everyone noticed.

I don't know if Delhomme was ever this consistently bad. This is just hilarious


The Delhomme Game(tm) was a playoff game, something Eli will not see this year.
 
2013-10-10 08:48:32 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: Aezetyr: We've replaced Eli Manning with Jake Delhomme.  Everyone noticed.

I don't know if Delhomme was ever this consistently bad. This is just hilarious


After The Bad Day?  He was $42 million extension bad.  Dude couldn't throw a kleenex away without someone intercepting it.
 
2013-10-10 08:48:34 PM
The Giants have figured out that the best way to win is to keep it out of Eli's hands too.
 
2013-10-10 08:48:57 PM
Jesus, just like the Bears to make Brandon Jacobs look like a competent RB.
 
2013-10-10 08:49:10 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: Aezetyr: We've replaced Eli Manning with Jake Delhomme.  Everyone noticed.

I don't know if Delhomme was ever this consistently bad. This is just hilarious


Truth is... Delhomme before he created the Jake was actually not a bad QB.

This is not just hilarious, this is the greatest show on derp.
 
2013-10-10 08:49:28 PM
Ooh walking dead is back this weekend?
 
2013-10-10 08:49:46 PM

harleyquinnical: Red zone interception is next for Eli.


And it would be even lulzier if it was a pick-6... from out of the end zone.
 
2013-10-10 08:49:49 PM

AliceBToklasLives: Incorrigible Astronaut: Aezetyr: We've replaced Eli Manning with Jake Delhomme.  Everyone noticed.

I don't know if Delhomme was ever this consistently bad. This is just hilarious

The Delhomme Game(tm) was a playoff game, something Eli will not see this year.


Now hold on. 6-10 might win the NFC East. That's a home game for them too.
 
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