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(NFL)   Will Jay Cutler cry a river of emo tears when the Bears beat the Giants like redheaded stepchildren, or can the Giants actually win a game? Find out when the Chicago Bears face the New York Giants on Thursday Night Football, 8 PM on NFL Network   (nfl.com) divider line 896
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2013-10-10 08:26:29 PM  

ronnie2bucks: Mariucci always reminded me of a used car salesman who had no idea what features the car has and tried to sell you on the "cold a/c"


thisdistractedglobe.com
 
2013-10-10 08:27:43 PM  
To the tune of Joan Jett's "Theme from Sunday Night Football":

♫ Football on a weekday is somethin' swell.
Brad and Mike have been drinkin' since twelve!
Forget player safety; we got a product to sell,
And it's Thursday Night Football on NFL! ♫
 
2013-10-10 08:27:44 PM  
Granny pants, really?
 
2013-10-10 08:28:48 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: To the tune of Joan Jett's "Theme from Sunday Night Football":

♫ Football on a weekday is somethin' swell.
Brad and Mike have been drinkin' since twelve!
Forget player safety; we got a product to sell,
And it's Thursday Night Football on NFL! ♫


+1

Fair play to you.
 
2013-10-10 08:28:50 PM  
Im 40 years old and i still giggle at mike mycock
 
2013-10-10 08:29:28 PM  
Okay, time to get off the schneid...

emarketingconsult.com
 
2013-10-10 08:29:50 PM  
Hey, no turnover yet
 
2013-10-10 08:29:58 PM  

harleyquinnical: xaks: Well....I'm cloning some machines and fixing my kid's pc, so I'll be watching the game but prolly not in the thread till halftime.

My money's on Chi at home, obviously.

Good luck...that is my weekend chore for Saturday.


I appreciate your good wishes. Thankfully, I've been doing this for a living for close to two decades, so there isn't much luck involved any more.

Back on topic, I'm pleasantly surprised to see Vegas thinks Chicago is an 8 point favorite.
 
2013-10-10 08:30:17 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: To the tune of Joan Jett's "Theme from Sunday Night Football":

♫ Football on a weekday is somethin' swell.
Brad and Mike have been drinkin' since twelve!
Forget player safety; we got a product to sell,
And it's Thursday Night Football on NFL! ♫


Today has been a bad day to combine beverages and Fark
 
2013-10-10 08:30:53 PM  

xaks: Back on topic, I'm pleasantly surprised to see Vegas thinks Chicago is an 8 point favorite.


Seems a little high, but then there's a reason I don't bet on these things.
 
2013-10-10 08:31:33 PM  
OH FOR FARK'S SAKE, ELI.
 
2013-10-10 08:31:36 PM  
Holy shoat
 
2013-10-10 08:31:36 PM  
Oh eli
 
2013-10-10 08:31:38 PM  
There's the pick
 
2013-10-10 08:31:40 PM  
DRINK
 
2013-10-10 08:31:45 PM  
Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

INT
 
2013-10-10 08:31:48 PM  
nice start
 
2013-10-10 08:31:50 PM  
sigh, that didn't take long.
 
2013-10-10 08:31:52 PM  
This may be a loooooong night.

Poor baby Manning:(
 
2013-10-10 08:32:02 PM  
BRING OUT YOUR JAKES!
 
2013-10-10 08:32:07 PM  
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
 
2013-10-10 08:32:20 PM  
And it begins. When does Eli get benched?
 
2013-10-10 08:32:20 PM  
www.elevenwarriors.com

Eli with the pick. :D
 
2013-10-10 08:32:22 PM  
He really schaubed that one up
 
2013-10-10 08:32:30 PM  
Eli off to that kind of start.

ELICEPTION! 1st down at the twelve, bears.
 
2013-10-10 08:32:41 PM  
Eli's not wasting any time tonight.
 
2013-10-10 08:32:44 PM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: Holy shoat


If you want to swear at least let the filter correct it
 
2013-10-10 08:32:56 PM  
Because you can't spell "Eli Manning's Smelly Taint" without "INT"
 
2013-10-10 08:33:05 PM  
Hahaha, nice
 
2013-10-10 08:33:57 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Because you can't spell "Eli Manning's Smelly Taint" without "INT"


When you're right, you're right
 
2013-10-10 08:34:12 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Because you can't spell "Eli Manning's Smelly Taint" without "INT"


I see what you did there.
 
2013-10-10 08:34:20 PM  
I am not too familiar with the Delhomme Rating, but I have picked up the context that it measures poor play, so wouldn't a negative score then be good?

if someone can share the calculation, that would be great.

Debated starting Blackmon over Cruz tonight, stuck with Cruz...might end up regretting that.
 
2013-10-10 08:34:21 PM  
FGA for bears? Nope. Going for it
 
2013-10-10 08:34:35 PM  
I switched out Eli about 15 minutes before the start, I was having temporary insanity earlier today, but I'm better now
 
2013-10-10 08:34:38 PM  
Well that was ballsy.  Too bad they failed.
 
2013-10-10 08:34:39 PM  
Going for it on fourth.  Because hey, worst case scenario is Eli gets the ball back.
 
2013-10-10 08:34:41 PM  
Stuffed.  4th and 2, Bears, going for it.

Turnover on downs, Giants ball
 
2013-10-10 08:34:46 PM  
Nice playcaling bears
 
2013-10-10 08:34:49 PM  
80 was wide open on the left, what was that
 
2013-10-10 08:34:51 PM  
Chicago is better off playing for the pick-six anyways.
 
2013-10-10 08:34:58 PM  
that seemed like a poor play choice
 
2013-10-10 08:35:02 PM  
Look at what those green shoes have done to Marshall's game.
 
2013-10-10 08:35:02 PM  
The defense holds!
 
2013-10-10 08:35:09 PM  
Well, this game is off to a stellar start.
 
2013-10-10 08:35:14 PM  
Well Jay took advantage of that opportunity.
 
2013-10-10 08:35:19 PM  
Well, ha ha.  That said the Giant's D will last for 3/4ths of the game then the wheels will fall off.
 
2013-10-10 08:35:35 PM  
I am genuinely beginning to believe that the Mannings together make up one mega QB. Eli is tanking this year to give Peyton superpowers. I sure as hell will put down money on Eli winning a SB the year after Peyton retires and he aborbs all his powers
 
2013-10-10 08:35:48 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2013-10-10 08:35:49 PM  
take the FG...I know coaches are worried about always taking three points when you are in the red zone, but the defense put you at the 12, so just take the free points.  Remember Atlanta only 3 nights ago?
 
2013-10-10 08:36:14 PM  

Hyjamon: if someone can share the calculation, that would be great.


0% = no turnovers by the QB. 99% = 6 turnovers by the QB. Exemption for winners.
 
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