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(NFL)   Will Jay Cutler cry a river of emo tears when the Bears beat the Giants like redheaded stepchildren, or can the Giants actually win a game? Find out when the Chicago Bears face the New York Giants on Thursday Night Football, 8 PM on NFL Network   ( nfl.com) divider line
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2013-10-10 03:54:27 PM  
The Giants can't lose all the time.


/it looks like 'it can't rain all the time' is a popular tattoo
 
2013-10-10 04:43:23 PM  
Can the Giants line hold more than their dicks for 4 quarters?
 
2013-10-10 05:32:42 PM  

ManateeGag: Can the Giants line hold more than their dicks for 4 quarters?


Wait....what?
 
2013-10-10 05:37:46 PM  
How's Carl doing this week?
 
2013-10-10 05:40:41 PM  

netweavr: How's Carl doing this week?


He won't stay in the house.
 
2013-10-10 05:44:11 PM  
My dad is a massive, massive Packers fan, and thus he hates the Bears.  So, he's not too thrilled with having to rely on the Giants to beat them.
 
2013-10-10 05:46:20 PM  
*CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0


/odds of bell-to-bell winner?
 
2013-10-10 05:47:03 PM  

robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

/odds of bell-to-bell winner?


Well, the Bears are pissed and Eli sucks until November.
 
2013-10-10 06:06:42 PM  

robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

/odds of bell-to-bell winner?


Not to threadjack.... but who won last week?
 
2013-10-10 06:15:07 PM  

downstairs: robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

/odds of bell-to-bell winner?

Not to threadjack.... but who won last week?


Cam
 
2013-10-10 06:32:54 PM  

netweavr: downstairs: robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

/odds of bell-to-bell winner?

Not to threadjack.... but who won last week?

Cam


We can do the Cam can.
 
2013-10-10 06:40:07 PM  
I've picked the Bears in my Suicide league this week.  So let's go Bears!

barfblog.com
 
2013-10-10 06:42:45 PM  

FuManchu7: I've picked the Bears in my Suicide league this week.  So let's go Bears!

[barfblog.com image 307x281]


I would but I've already used them. Considering gambling on the eagles over the bucs for the fark eliminator.
 
2013-10-10 06:56:16 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-10 07:19:38 PM  
I pulled a Kim Jong Un and started Eli in fantasy this week.

/Vick was out.
//I waited to long to draft a QB
///At least I don't have Shaab
 
2013-10-10 07:24:36 PM  
I hope the giants lose, just so people don't spend all their time talking about how bad the Steelers are
 
2013-10-10 07:27:57 PM  

robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

/odds of bell-to-bell winner?


What is the record for combined qb turnovers in a game?
 
2013-10-10 07:30:40 PM  
I don't care who wins as long as Hakeem Nicks has a big game. Hopefully, the Bears will double cover Cruz and leave Nicks wide open for 100+ yards and a TD.
 
2013-10-10 07:35:05 PM  

robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

/odds of bell-to-bell winner?


They are both capable of great Jakeness and while tie breaking is left to your ineffable wisdom I think both these guys have the comedic potential to break a tie against the likes of Ryan Fitzgerald or some other lesser light interception machine.

1/14 for a random pair but I think these two rate at least 13%
 
2013-10-10 07:42:10 PM  
Let's go GNATS! Mostly because the Bears need to lose.
 
2013-10-10 07:46:38 PM  

CipollinaFan: I pulled a Kim Jong Un and started Eli in fantasy this week.

/Vick was out.
//I waited to long to draft a QB
///At least I don't have Shaab


imageshack.us
 
2013-10-10 07:49:09 PM  

DanZero: [i.imgur.com image 599x464]


well played.
 
2013-10-10 07:53:27 PM  

DanZero: [i.imgur.com image 599x464]


hey you stole my post!
 
2013-10-10 07:55:30 PM  

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

/odds of bell-to-bell winner?

What is the record for combined qb turnovers in a game?


Jim Hardy, back in 1950. 8 interceptions, plus four fumbles lost, two of which he was responsible for. (He was 12 for 42 on the day.) He got Brandon Weeden'd in the third quarter: he got benched, and then three plays later his replacement got KO'ed.
 
2013-10-10 07:55:43 PM  
I'm rooting for 0-6, largely because I'm a mean ol' meaniepants, but also because Fark has a lot of fans of the other NFC Least teams.
 
2013-10-10 07:58:14 PM  

Gosling: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

/odds of bell-to-bell winner?

What is the record for combined qb turnovers in a game?

Jim Hardy, back in 1950. 8 interceptions, plus four fumbles lost, two of which he was responsible for. (He was 12 for 42 on the day.) He got Brandon Weeden'd in the third quarter: he got benched, and then three plays later his replacement got KO'ed.


Weird. I figured it would have been the Bears/Eagles game from last year or the year before.
 
2013-10-10 07:59:07 PM  
Football again? Already? I still haven't recovered from Sunday's 13-hour marathon.
 
2013-10-10 08:02:17 PM  
So is this the baseball thread? Go Tigers!
 
2013-10-10 08:04:54 PM  

libranoelrose: Weird. I figured it would have been the Bears/Eagles game from last year or the year before.


Oh, you meant grand total. I thought you meant highest Delhomme Meter rating.

THAT record is 17, shared by two games: Lions/Bears on November 22, 1942 (12 by the Lions, 5 by the Bears) and Boston Yanks/Eagles on December 8, 1946 (9 by the Yanks, 8 by the Eagles).
 
2013-10-10 08:07:26 PM  
Is Mariucci hitting the peyote or something?  What was that numerology rant about?
 
2013-10-10 08:08:03 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Is Mariucci hitting the peyote or something?  What was that numerology rant about?


Dude shakes like tweaker
 
2013-10-10 08:10:00 PM  
NFL net needs to fire some people. It's getting too crowded
 
2013-10-10 08:10:23 PM  

robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

/odds of bell-to-bell winner?


Giants lead in giveaways; Bears are 3rd in takeaways. Odds seem pretty good, 40%.
 
2013-10-10 08:10:23 PM  
As a Giants fan it has been a rough 5 weeks.  Probably won't get better anytime soon but I'll never root for the Jets.  Last two losses have made me turn football off for the rest of the night.
 
2013-10-10 08:11:34 PM  
The things i'd do to melissa stark and her star trek outfit
 
2013-10-10 08:12:13 PM  

ronnie2bucks: The things i'd do to melissa stark and her star trek outfit


she is the absolute best in the business right now
 
2013-10-10 08:12:20 PM  

Lost Thought 00: NFL net needs to fire some people. It's getting too crowded


I vote Kurt Warner. He is the only member of Sunday Gameday without a personality.
 
2013-10-10 08:13:03 PM  
A's never scrubbed off the football lines.
 
2013-10-10 08:13:20 PM  

CipollinaFan: Lost Thought 00: NFL net needs to fire some people. It's getting too crowded

I vote Kurt Warner. He is the only member of Sunday Gameday without a personality.


At the end of the day, you have to something something melissa stark

/wait, what?
 
2013-10-10 08:14:08 PM  

irishman4: ronnie2bucks: The things i'd do to melissa stark and her star trek outfit

she is the absolute best in the business right now


She always was the most knowledgeable hottie on the sidelines.
 
2013-10-10 08:18:00 PM  
Mariucci always reminded me of a used car salesman who had no idea what features the car has and tried to sell you on the "cold a/c"
 
2013-10-10 08:18:14 PM  
Well....I'm cloning some machines and fixing my kid's pc, so I'll be watching the game but prolly not in the thread till halftime.

My money's on Chi at home, obviously.
 
2013-10-10 08:19:49 PM  

xaks: Well....I'm cloning some machines and fixing my kid's pc, so I'll be watching the game but prolly not in the thread till halftime.

My money's on Chi at home, obviously.


Good luck...that is my weekend chore for Saturday.
 
2013-10-10 08:20:08 PM  

ronnie2bucks: UNC_Samurai: Is Mariucci hitting the peyote or something?  What was that numerology rant about?

Dude shakes like tweaker


I've always wondered - with the propensity for 100+ hour work weeks, and being under such pressure, how prevalent is cocaine use among big-time coaches?
 
2013-10-10 08:21:38 PM  
Deion forgot hes on tv.
 
2013-10-10 08:22:28 PM  
Eli has Peyton's red forehead from them helmet pad
 
2013-10-10 08:23:15 PM  

Gosling: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

/odds of bell-to-bell winner?

What is the record for combined qb turnovers in a game?

Jim Hardy, back in 1950. 8 interceptions, plus four fumbles lost, two of which he was responsible for. (He was 12 for 42 on the day.) He got Brandon Weeden'd in the third quarter: he got benched, and then three plays later his replacement got KO'ed.


Wow... just... wow. A *DOUBLE* Full Delhomme?
 
2013-10-10 08:24:38 PM  
Bearssssssssssssssss
 
2013-10-10 08:25:35 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Gosling: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

/odds of bell-to-bell winner?

What is the record for combined qb turnovers in a game?

Jim Hardy, back in 1950. 8 interceptions, plus four fumbles lost, two of which he was responsible for. (He was 12 for 42 on the day.) He got Brandon Weeden'd in the third quarter: he got benched, and then three plays later his replacement got KO'ed.

Wow... just... wow. A *DOUBLE* Full Delhomme?


DELHOMMECEPTION
 
2013-10-10 08:26:06 PM  
Between the Gi-nats/Bears , Tigers/Athletics , Wings/Yotes, and B's/Avs, this is going to be a long night.
 
2013-10-10 08:26:29 PM  

ronnie2bucks: Mariucci always reminded me of a used car salesman who had no idea what features the car has and tried to sell you on the "cold a/c"


thisdistractedglobe.com
 
2013-10-10 08:27:43 PM  
To the tune of Joan Jett's "Theme from Sunday Night Football":

♫ Football on a weekday is somethin' swell.
Brad and Mike have been drinkin' since twelve!
Forget player safety; we got a product to sell,
And it's Thursday Night Football on NFL! ♫
 
2013-10-10 08:27:44 PM  
Granny pants, really?
 
2013-10-10 08:28:48 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: To the tune of Joan Jett's "Theme from Sunday Night Football":

♫ Football on a weekday is somethin' swell.
Brad and Mike have been drinkin' since twelve!
Forget player safety; we got a product to sell,
And it's Thursday Night Football on NFL! ♫


+1

Fair play to you.
 
2013-10-10 08:28:50 PM  
Im 40 years old and i still giggle at mike mycock
 
2013-10-10 08:29:28 PM  
Okay, time to get off the schneid...

emarketingconsult.com
 
2013-10-10 08:29:50 PM  
Hey, no turnover yet
 
2013-10-10 08:29:58 PM  

harleyquinnical: xaks: Well....I'm cloning some machines and fixing my kid's pc, so I'll be watching the game but prolly not in the thread till halftime.

My money's on Chi at home, obviously.

Good luck...that is my weekend chore for Saturday.


I appreciate your good wishes. Thankfully, I've been doing this for a living for close to two decades, so there isn't much luck involved any more.

Back on topic, I'm pleasantly surprised to see Vegas thinks Chicago is an 8 point favorite.
 
2013-10-10 08:30:17 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: To the tune of Joan Jett's "Theme from Sunday Night Football":

♫ Football on a weekday is somethin' swell.
Brad and Mike have been drinkin' since twelve!
Forget player safety; we got a product to sell,
And it's Thursday Night Football on NFL! ♫


Today has been a bad day to combine beverages and Fark
 
2013-10-10 08:30:53 PM  

xaks: Back on topic, I'm pleasantly surprised to see Vegas thinks Chicago is an 8 point favorite.


Seems a little high, but then there's a reason I don't bet on these things.
 
2013-10-10 08:31:33 PM  
OH FOR FARK'S SAKE, ELI.
 
2013-10-10 08:31:36 PM  
Holy shoat
 
2013-10-10 08:31:36 PM  
Oh eli
 
2013-10-10 08:31:38 PM  
There's the pick
 
2013-10-10 08:31:40 PM  
DRINK
 
2013-10-10 08:31:45 PM  
Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

INT
 
2013-10-10 08:31:48 PM  
nice start
 
2013-10-10 08:31:50 PM  
sigh, that didn't take long.
 
2013-10-10 08:31:52 PM  
This may be a loooooong night.

Poor baby Manning:(
 
2013-10-10 08:32:02 PM  
BRING OUT YOUR JAKES!
 
2013-10-10 08:32:07 PM  
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
 
2013-10-10 08:32:20 PM  
And it begins. When does Eli get benched?
 
2013-10-10 08:32:20 PM  
www.elevenwarriors.com

Eli with the pick. :D
 
2013-10-10 08:32:22 PM  
He really schaubed that one up
 
2013-10-10 08:32:30 PM  
Eli off to that kind of start.

ELICEPTION! 1st down at the twelve, bears.
 
2013-10-10 08:32:41 PM  
Eli's not wasting any time tonight.
 
2013-10-10 08:32:44 PM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: Holy shoat


If you want to swear at least let the filter correct it
 
2013-10-10 08:32:56 PM  
Because you can't spell "Eli Manning's Smelly Taint" without "INT"
 
2013-10-10 08:33:05 PM  
Hahaha, nice
 
2013-10-10 08:33:57 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Because you can't spell "Eli Manning's Smelly Taint" without "INT"


When you're right, you're right
 
2013-10-10 08:34:12 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Because you can't spell "Eli Manning's Smelly Taint" without "INT"


I see what you did there.
 
2013-10-10 08:34:20 PM  
I am not too familiar with the Delhomme Rating, but I have picked up the context that it measures poor play, so wouldn't a negative score then be good?

if someone can share the calculation, that would be great.

Debated starting Blackmon over Cruz tonight, stuck with Cruz...might end up regretting that.
 
2013-10-10 08:34:21 PM  
FGA for bears? Nope. Going for it
 
2013-10-10 08:34:35 PM  
I switched out Eli about 15 minutes before the start, I was having temporary insanity earlier today, but I'm better now
 
2013-10-10 08:34:38 PM  
Well that was ballsy.  Too bad they failed.
 
2013-10-10 08:34:39 PM  
Going for it on fourth.  Because hey, worst case scenario is Eli gets the ball back.
 
2013-10-10 08:34:41 PM  
Stuffed.  4th and 2, Bears, going for it.

Turnover on downs, Giants ball
 
2013-10-10 08:34:46 PM  
Nice playcaling bears
 
2013-10-10 08:34:49 PM  
80 was wide open on the left, what was that
 
2013-10-10 08:34:51 PM  
Chicago is better off playing for the pick-six anyways.
 
2013-10-10 08:34:58 PM  
that seemed like a poor play choice
 
2013-10-10 08:35:02 PM  
Look at what those green shoes have done to Marshall's game.
 
2013-10-10 08:35:02 PM  
The defense holds!
 
2013-10-10 08:35:09 PM  
Well, this game is off to a stellar start.
 
2013-10-10 08:35:14 PM  
Well Jay took advantage of that opportunity.
 
2013-10-10 08:35:19 PM  
Well, ha ha.  That said the Giant's D will last for 3/4ths of the game then the wheels will fall off.
 
2013-10-10 08:35:35 PM  
I am genuinely beginning to believe that the Mannings together make up one mega QB. Eli is tanking this year to give Peyton superpowers. I sure as hell will put down money on Eli winning a SB the year after Peyton retires and he aborbs all his powers
 
2013-10-10 08:35:48 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2013-10-10 08:35:49 PM  
take the FG...I know coaches are worried about always taking three points when you are in the red zone, but the defense put you at the 12, so just take the free points.  Remember Atlanta only 3 nights ago?
 
2013-10-10 08:36:14 PM  

Hyjamon: if someone can share the calculation, that would be great.


0% = no turnovers by the QB. 99% = 6 turnovers by the QB. Exemption for winners.
 
2013-10-10 08:36:17 PM  

Hyjamon: I am not too familiar with the Delhomme Rating, but I have picked up the context that it measures poor play, so wouldn't a negative score then be good?

if someone can share the calculation, that would be great.

Debated starting Blackmon over Cruz tonight, stuck with Cruz...might end up regretting that.


Each INT or fumble is 1/6 of a full Delhomme.  Highest QB score each week wins.  It's a celebration of the greatness that is Jake.
 
2013-10-10 08:36:43 PM  

TheManofPA: I am genuinely beginning to believe that the Mannings together make up one mega QB. Eli is tanking this year to give Peyton superpowers. I sure as hell will put down money on Eli winning a SB the year after Peyton retires and he aborbs all his powers


Here's hoping.
 
2013-10-10 08:36:58 PM  

TheManofPA: I am genuinely beginning to believe that the Mannings together make up one mega QB. Eli is tanking this year to give Peyton superpowers. I sure as hell will put down money on Eli winning a SB the year after Peyton retires and he aborbs all his powers


You know you may be onto something.  What did Peyton do when Eli won his first?  I know he was out for the second.
 
2013-10-10 08:37:05 PM  

Hyjamon: I am not too familiar with the Delhomme Rating, but I have picked up the context that it measures poor play, so wouldn't a negative score then be good?

if someone can share the calculation, that would be great.

Debated starting Blackmon over Cruz tonight, stuck with Cruz...might end up regretting that.


Jake Delhomme had a 6-turnover day once. It's just turnovers divided by 6.
 
2013-10-10 08:37:05 PM  

CodeMonkey4Life: that seemed like a poor play choice


Bennett was open; Cutler didn't see him.
 
2013-10-10 08:37:18 PM  
Down to the 20, first down G-Men
 
2013-10-10 08:37:26 PM  

TheManofPA: I am genuinely beginning to believe that the Mannings together make up one mega QB. Eli is tanking this year to give Peyton superpowers. I sure as hell will put down money on Eli winning a SB the year after Peyton retires and he aborbs all his powers


So...blood sacrifices in the Manning line. Sounds about right.
 
2013-10-10 08:37:32 PM  
"Might be the best run (Jacobs) has had in a year and a half."

longer than that
 
2013-10-10 08:38:16 PM  

Hyjamon: I am not too familiar with the Delhomme Rating, but I have picked up the context that it measures poor play, so wouldn't a negative score then be good?

if someone can share the calculation, that would be great.

Debated starting Blackmon over Cruz tonight, stuck with Cruz...might end up regretting that.


it was a playoff game on Jake Delhomme's birthday, the underdog Cardinals came into Carolina and picked off two passes and forced four fumbles the their way to the Super Bowl. Delhomme's failure that night has since been immortalized and honored by many signal callers since.
 
2013-10-10 08:38:22 PM  

TheManofPA: I am genuinely beginning to believe that the Mannings together make up one mega QB.


Regular Season Eli = Playoff Peyton
 
2013-10-10 08:38:31 PM  

tollbooth_willy: Hyjamon: I am not too familiar with the Delhomme Rating, but I have picked up the context that it measures poor play, so wouldn't a negative score then be good?

if someone can share the calculation, that would be great.

Debated starting Blackmon over Cruz tonight, stuck with Cruz...might end up regretting that.

Each INT or fumble is 1/6 of a full Delhomme.  Highest QB score each week wins.  It's a celebration of the greatness that is Jake.


Highest score and they have to lose the game - there's a winner's exemption.

Last year Rivers got 6 turnovers in one game, and achieved a 100% Delhomme Rating.  But you need 5 INTs and a fumble to go "Full Delhomme".
 
2013-10-10 08:38:33 PM  

TheManofPA: I am genuinely beginning to believe that the Mannings together make up one mega QB. Eli is tanking this year to give Peyton superpowers. I sure as hell will put down money on Eli winning a SB the year after Peyton retires and he aborbs all his powers


Archie can only blackmail team owners for one son at a time.
 
2013-10-10 08:39:09 PM  
4th and 2 and Jake Utler throws it *short*? There's the Jake Utler we all know and love.
 
2013-10-10 08:39:17 PM  
First down, Giants to their 45
 
2013-10-10 08:39:37 PM  
Two third-down conversions in one game. First time all season. Heck, first time since week 10 of last year.

/Giants fan
//Optimist
 
2013-10-10 08:39:49 PM  
You hold your breath everytime eli waits to pass
 
2013-10-10 08:39:55 PM  

neuroflare: it was a playoff game on Jake Delhomme's birthday, the underdog Cardinals came into Carolina and picked off two passes and forced four fumbles the their way to the Super Bowl. Delhomme's failure that night has since been immortalized and honored by many signal callers since.


I'm pretty sure it was 5 picks and a fumble...
 
2013-10-10 08:39:56 PM  

harleyquinnical: TheManofPA: I am genuinely beginning to believe that the Mannings together make up one mega QB. Eli is tanking this year to give Peyton superpowers. I sure as hell will put down money on Eli winning a SB the year after Peyton retires and he aborbs all his powers

So...blood sacrifices in the Manning line. Sounds about right.


Cooper was sacrificed to an elder god so there  wouldn't just be three mediocre QBs
 
2013-10-10 08:39:59 PM  
ELICEPTION #2!!!!
 
2013-10-10 08:40:00 PM  
Eli just went full Schaub.  You NEVER go full Schaub.
 
2013-10-10 08:40:01 PM  
Jesus Farking Christ Eli
 
2013-10-10 08:40:05 PM  
DRINK AGAIN!
 
2013-10-10 08:40:06 PM  
Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 33.3

2 INT, this one a pick 6
 
2013-10-10 08:40:06 PM  
Again...pick 6 this time.
 
2013-10-10 08:40:07 PM  
Earlier play calling justified
 
2013-10-10 08:40:08 PM  
Holy shiat!
 
2013-10-10 08:40:16 PM  
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
 
2013-10-10 08:40:19 PM  
Someone Bench Eli Manning
 
2013-10-10 08:40:19 PM  
HAW!  MANNING FACE!
 
2013-10-10 08:40:24 PM  
Cutler is a smart man, get the defense to score all the points.
 
2013-10-10 08:40:26 PM  
so who just called it on the failed 4th down that they had a better chance at a pick-six
 
2013-10-10 08:40:29 PM  
Holy crap!  I think it's time to cut Eli.  Who the hell is their backup?
 
2013-10-10 08:40:35 PM  
Eli.
 
2013-10-10 08:40:35 PM  
HAHAHAHAHA EAT shiat ELI
 
2013-10-10 08:40:37 PM  
Are you farkin kidding me?
 
2013-10-10 08:40:43 PM  
I was just about to biatch about... oh nevermind.
 
2013-10-10 08:40:47 PM  
TIME
TO
BENCH
ELI


If a running back is benched for fumbling, Eli should be benched for two picks in two drives.

Crap crap crap

What's his Delhomme rating now?
 
2013-10-10 08:40:53 PM  
Eli is determined to throw more TDs than Peyton this season
 
2013-10-10 08:41:13 PM  

silgryphon: Someone Bench Eli Manning


Their backup is Curtis Painter, of "Suck for Luck" fame.

Then again... fark it, give the guy a chance.
 
2013-10-10 08:41:15 PM  

neuroflare: Hyjamon: I am not too familiar with the Delhomme Rating, but I have picked up the context that it measures poor play, so wouldn't a negative score then be good?

if someone can share the calculation, that would be great.

Debated starting Blackmon over Cruz tonight, stuck with Cruz...might end up regretting that.

it was a playoff game on Jake Delhomme's birthday, the underdog Cardinals came into Carolina and picked off two passes and forced four fumbles the their way to the Super Bowl. Delhomme's failure that night has since been immortalized and honored by many signal callers since.


i450.photobucket.com

/if you ever go and look at the thread, you can read one of the great personal meltdowns in Fark Sports Tab history.
//my liver still hasn't recovered
 
2013-10-10 08:41:21 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Holy crap!  I think it's time to cut Eli.  Who the hell is their backup?


Curtis Painter
 
2013-10-10 08:41:22 PM  

ronnie2bucks: You hold your breath everytime eli waits to pass


Wizard!
 
2013-10-10 08:41:23 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Chicago is better off playing for the pick-six anyways.


Winnar
 
2013-10-10 08:41:24 PM  

robsul82: Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 33.3

2 INT, this one a pick 6


This game is already full-on clownshoes.
 
2013-10-10 08:41:26 PM  
Crikey, the Giants haven't been this bad since the 70s.
 
2013-10-10 08:41:32 PM  
lul

nmrsnr: Cutler is a smart man, get the defense to score all the points.


He's been in Chicago long enough to know how things work around here.
 
2013-10-10 08:41:38 PM  
There wasn't a receiver within five yards of that pick-six.
 
2013-10-10 08:41:49 PM  
Oh god...history could be made tonight.  Does Coughlin have the balls to leave him in?  Could we handle the delicious schadenfruede if he did?
 
2013-10-10 08:41:51 PM  
The bears just need to get the ball back in Eli's hands while Eli is still in the zone..
 
2013-10-10 08:41:53 PM  
fark you Eli Manning. Just, fark you. Worst week EVER to be playing against the Bears D in multiple leagues.
 
2013-10-10 08:42:08 PM  
I just... I mean... this sucks.
 
2013-10-10 08:42:22 PM  
A Full Delhomme is a foregone conclusion at this rate. Can someone post Manningface caps?
 
2013-10-10 08:42:27 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Holy crap!  I think it's time to cut Eli.  Who the hell is their backup?


Carr right?
 
2013-10-10 08:42:37 PM  

VTGremlin: neuroflare: it was a playoff game on Jake Delhomme's birthday, the underdog Cardinals came into Carolina and picked off two passes and forced four fumbles the their way to the Super Bowl. Delhomme's failure that night has since been immortalized and honored by many signal callers since.

I'm pretty sure it was 5 picks and a fumble...


You're probably right, I'm pretty drunk right now.

/one year shy of 30 today and mourning it
 
2013-10-10 08:42:43 PM  

VTGremlin: fark you Eli Manning. Just, fark you. Worst week EVER to be playing against the Bears D in multiple leagues.


Look at this guy.  Look at him and laugh.
 
2013-10-10 08:42:51 PM  
Is Tebow still available?
 
2013-10-10 08:42:55 PM  

Lost Thought 00: AliceBToklasLives: Holy crap!  I think it's time to cut Eli.  Who the hell is their backup?

Curtis Painter


Ouch.  Giants are farked.
 
2013-10-10 08:42:56 PM  
Eli REALLY wants the Delhomme this week.

Reach for the stars Eli. Reach for the stars.
 
2013-10-10 08:43:03 PM  

neuroflare: VTGremlin: neuroflare: it was a playoff game on Jake Delhomme's birthday, the underdog Cardinals came into Carolina and picked off two passes and forced four fumbles the their way to the Super Bowl. Delhomme's failure that night has since been immortalized and honored by many signal callers since.

I'm pretty sure it was 5 picks and a fumble...

You're probably right, I'm pretty drunk right now.

/one year shy of 30 today and mourning it


Happy Spawning Day!!

/cheers
 
2013-10-10 08:43:15 PM  

you are a puppet: Eli is determined to throw more TDs than Peyton this season


Did Eli go to the Russell Wilson school of interception throwing: you can win a game with one if you try?
 
2013-10-10 08:43:23 PM  
This has to be staged
 
2013-10-10 08:43:39 PM  
By the miracle of extrapolation, Eli is "on pace" for 24 picks tonight.
 
2013-10-10 08:43:41 PM  

W.C.fields forever: AliceBToklasLives: Holy crap!  I think it's time to cut Eli.  Who the hell is their backup?

Carr right?


Curtis Painter and Ryan Nassib, according to NFL.com.

/Who? And who?
 
2013-10-10 08:43:46 PM  

neuroflare: VTGremlin: neuroflare: it was a playoff game on Jake Delhomme's birthday, the underdog Cardinals came into Carolina and picked off two passes and forced four fumbles the their way to the Super Bowl. Delhomme's failure that night has since been immortalized and honored by many signal callers since.

I'm pretty sure it was 5 picks and a fumble...

You're probably right, I'm pretty drunk right now.

/one year shy of 30 today and mourning it


Bleh, I'm two weeks shy. NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. Happy Birthday though?
 
2013-10-10 08:43:50 PM  
076dd0a50e0c1255009e-bd4b8aabaca29897bc751dfaf75b290c.r40.cf1.rackcdn.com
 
2013-10-10 08:43:54 PM  
This is when a banner should come over the Sports tab, lol, POSSIBLE FULL DELHOMME IN PROGRESS, WOOP WOOP.
 
2013-10-10 08:44:03 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: A Full Delhomme is a foregone conclusion at this rate. Can someone post Manningface caps?


Lets not count our schaden before it's freude
 
2013-10-10 08:44:23 PM  
GIANTS, LAST 3 ROAD GAMES

POINTS: 7
TURNOVERS: 8

I love you, stat guy.
 
2013-10-10 08:44:28 PM  

harleyquinnical: you are a puppet: Eli is determined to throw more TDs than Peyton this season

Did Eli go to the Russell Wilson school of interception throwing: you can win a game with one if you try?


Seems like Eli wants to throw more INTs than Peyton throws TDs this season.
 
2013-10-10 08:44:28 PM  
We've replaced Eli Manning with Jake Delhomme.  Everyone noticed.
 
2013-10-10 08:44:52 PM  
Okay, if Eli notches a sack fumble next, this thread's post count is gonna EXPLODE, lol.
 
2013-10-10 08:44:53 PM  
C'mon Eli, get the fumble out of the way. You got to knock it out early.
 
2013-10-10 08:44:54 PM  
haha fark you eli, you ran out of magic beans and luck. no more immaculate reception after immaculate reception making you look like you actually know what youre doing
 
2013-10-10 08:45:11 PM  
my hobby is extrapolation and I'm predicting 20 ints for Eli today
 
2013-10-10 08:45:24 PM  

robsul82: This is when a banner should come over the Sports tab, lol, POSSIBLE FULL DELHOMME IN PROGRESS, WOOP WOOP.


Bust out the newsflash when he hits 5
 
2013-10-10 08:45:25 PM  

W.C.fields forever: AliceBToklasLives: Holy crap!  I think it's time to cut Eli.  Who the hell is their backup?

Carr right?


Curtis Painter
and they have Ryan Nassib listed too
 
2013-10-10 08:45:40 PM  

Lost Thought 00: By the miracle of extrapolation, Eli is "on pace" for 24 picks tonight.


Dont be silly - Coughlin would pull him after number 20
 
2013-10-10 08:45:53 PM  
Lol...every throw, I'm holding my breathe, waiting for the next pick.  Go ELI!!!!
 
2013-10-10 08:45:59 PM  
Curtis Painter of Saints 62, Colts 7 fame?  Oh lawd.
 
2013-10-10 08:46:07 PM  
Well, the good news is that the Giants' plan to keep Cutler off the field is working.
 
2013-10-10 08:46:18 PM  
Remember when people were saying Eli was the better Manning?

Good times...
 
2013-10-10 08:46:35 PM  

tollbooth_willy: Lol...every throw, I'm holding my breathe, waiting for the next pick.  Go ELI!!!!


Haha, I'm pretty sure every time Eli steps back, everyone here's sucking the air between the teeth, yep.
 
2013-10-10 08:46:50 PM  
The Bears should just punt on first down to get the ball back in Eli's hands as quickly as possible.
 
2013-10-10 08:46:51 PM  

Aezetyr: We've replaced Eli Manning with Jake Delhomme.  Everyone noticed.


I don't know if Delhomme was ever this consistently bad. This is just hilarious
 
2013-10-10 08:46:55 PM  

irishman4: haha fark you eli, you ran out of magic beans and luck. no more immaculate reception after immaculate reception making you look like you actually know what youre doing


Let me guess - Patriots fan?
 
2013-10-10 08:46:57 PM  

tollbooth_willy: Happy Spawning Day!!

/cheers


Thank you, got as much crappy beer as I want tonight, woo!

VTGremlin: Bleh, I'm two weeks shy. NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. Happy Birthday though?


You're worse off than I then, I raise one to our misery.
 
2013-10-10 08:47:21 PM  
Red zone interception is next for Eli.
 
2013-10-10 08:47:22 PM  
Here's a little ditty to remind you if you should start Eli in your fantasy league...
"Old MacDonald had a farm, Eli-Eli-NO"
 
2013-10-10 08:47:30 PM  

FuManchu7: Eli REALLY wants the Delhomme this week every game this season.

Reach for the stars Eli. Reach for the stars.


FTFY
 
2013-10-10 08:47:34 PM  
I'm already feeling genuine disappointment when I see a pass not intercepted.
You set a high standard early Mr. Manning
 
2013-10-10 08:47:45 PM  
At least Brandon Jacobs showed up.

And Cruz.
 
2013-10-10 08:48:07 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Remember when people were saying Eli was the better Manning?

Good times...


To be fair, this is a better start than Peyton had in Superbowl XLI
 
2013-10-10 08:48:30 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Aezetyr: We've replaced Eli Manning with Jake Delhomme.  Everyone noticed.

I don't know if Delhomme was ever this consistently bad. This is just hilarious


The Delhomme Game(tm) was a playoff game, something Eli will not see this year.
 
2013-10-10 08:48:32 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Aezetyr: We've replaced Eli Manning with Jake Delhomme.  Everyone noticed.

I don't know if Delhomme was ever this consistently bad. This is just hilarious


After The Bad Day?  He was $42 million extension bad.  Dude couldn't throw a kleenex away without someone intercepting it.
 
2013-10-10 08:48:34 PM  
The Giants have figured out that the best way to win is to keep it out of Eli's hands too.
 
2013-10-10 08:48:57 PM  
Jesus, just like the Bears to make Brandon Jacobs look like a competent RB.
 
2013-10-10 08:49:10 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Aezetyr: We've replaced Eli Manning with Jake Delhomme.  Everyone noticed.

I don't know if Delhomme was ever this consistently bad. This is just hilarious


Truth is... Delhomme before he created the Jake was actually not a bad QB.

This is not just hilarious, this is the greatest show on derp.
 
2013-10-10 08:49:28 PM  
Ooh walking dead is back this weekend?
 
2013-10-10 08:49:46 PM  

harleyquinnical: Red zone interception is next for Eli.


And it would be even lulzier if it was a pick-6... from out of the end zone.
 
2013-10-10 08:49:49 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Incorrigible Astronaut: Aezetyr: We've replaced Eli Manning with Jake Delhomme.  Everyone noticed.

I don't know if Delhomme was ever this consistently bad. This is just hilarious

The Delhomme Game(tm) was a playoff game, something Eli will not see this year.


Now hold on. 6-10 might win the NFC East. That's a home game for them too.
 
2013-10-10 08:50:00 PM  

ronnie2bucks: irishman4: haha fark you eli, you ran out of magic beans and luck. no more immaculate reception after immaculate reception making you look like you actually know what youre doing

Let me guess - Patriots fan?


Let us enjoy this, New Orleans is coming to Foxboro Sunday and Brees has already beaten better Patriot teams on multiple occasions.
 
2013-10-10 08:50:18 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: The Giants have figured out that the best way to win is to keep it out of Eli's hands too.


You've got that backwards, the Bears Defense has figured out the best way to win is to keep it out of Cutler's hands.
 
2013-10-10 08:50:23 PM  
I wonder how this game would be going right now if David Wilson hadn't been injured...
 
2013-10-10 08:50:38 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Incorrigible Astronaut: Aezetyr: We've replaced Eli Manning with Jake Delhomme.  Everyone noticed.

I don't know if Delhomme was ever this consistently bad. This is just hilarious

After The Bad Day?  He was $42 million extension bad.  Dude couldn't throw a kleenex away without someone intercepting it.


aka Fitzpatrick Syndrome. Maybe not, but he's approaching Delhomme status pretty quickly.
 
2013-10-10 08:51:07 PM  

neuroflare: Ooh walking dead is back this weekend?


I think we're watching the new episode now with the Giants season.
 
2013-10-10 08:51:24 PM  

Cybernetic: The Bears should just punt on first down to get the ball back in Eli's hands as quickly as possible.


I said that to my Pop when Mark Brunner was quaterbacking The Giants.It was brutal.
 
2013-10-10 08:51:29 PM  

ronnie2bucks: irishman4: haha fark you eli, you ran out of magic beans and luck. no more immaculate reception after immaculate reception making you look like you actually know what youre doing

Let me guess - Patriots fan?


clearly.
 
2013-10-10 08:51:42 PM  

ClavellBCMI: harleyquinnical: Red zone interception is next for Eli.

And it would be even lulzier if it was a pick-6... from out of the end zone.


If the giants kick it that way, Hester might do it instead.
 
2013-10-10 08:51:58 PM  
I hope the giants don't accidentally win this game. That would be such a let down.
 
2013-10-10 08:52:13 PM  

Aezetyr: Incorrigible Astronaut: Aezetyr: We've replaced Eli Manning with Jake Delhomme.  Everyone noticed.

I don't know if Delhomme was ever this consistently bad. This is just hilarious

Truth is... Delhomme before he created the Jake was actually not a bad QB.

This is not just hilarious, this is the greatest show on derp.


Jake had a talent for making really bad throws at the worst time.  He was good as long as he had a power running game to take the pressure off.  When Stephen Davis was healthy, that offense was working.  But even during that Super Bowl run Jake made a terrible throw or two that directly cost them games - like throwing an INT in Atlanta in overtime on his own 10 yard line.
 
2013-10-10 08:52:22 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: neuroflare: Ooh walking dead is back this weekend?

I think we're watching the new episode now with the Giants season.


Actually the debut is Sunday: Jags @ Broncos
 
2013-10-10 08:52:40 PM  
TD Jacobs!!
 
2013-10-10 08:52:44 PM  
Man, sometimes that little "x" never shows up on the 1280p "Download Now" ad on the streams.
 
2013-10-10 08:52:47 PM  
YOU'RE TIED WITH THE GIANTS
 
2013-10-10 08:52:52 PM  
Holy crap the Giants actually scored.
 
2013-10-10 08:52:53 PM  

Lord Ezekiel: Incorrigible Astronaut: The Giants have figured out that the best way to win is to keep it out of Eli's hands too.

You've got that backwards, the Bears Defense has figured out the best way to win is to keep it out of Cutler's hands.


img.pandawhale.com

...and on that note, rushing TD Gints!
 
2013-10-10 08:52:53 PM  
Yes! Jacobs blast from the past!
 
2013-10-10 08:53:00 PM  
Nice fight there, Jacobs. TD...Giants?
 
2013-10-10 08:53:01 PM  
Jacobs runs the ball in for a TD and Eli is still at -1.9 fantasy points.
 
2013-10-10 08:53:02 PM  
Jacobs is back.
 
2013-10-10 08:53:02 PM  
Brandon will not be denied.
 
2013-10-10 08:53:15 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: UNC_Samurai: Incorrigible Astronaut: Aezetyr: We've replaced Eli Manning with Jake Delhomme.  Everyone noticed.

I don't know if Delhomme was ever this consistently bad. This is just hilarious

After The Bad Day?  He was $42 million extension bad.  Dude couldn't throw a kleenex away without someone intercepting it.

aka Fitzpatrick Syndrome. Maybe not, but he's approaching Delhomme status pretty quickly.


Keep in mind - John Fox and Marty Hurney gave him that extension AFTER the playoff game.
 
2013-10-10 08:53:15 PM  
Nice D bears. Jacobs ran about 20 yds sideways
 
2013-10-10 08:53:50 PM  
Crutchdown Giants
 
2013-10-10 08:54:04 PM  
What an odd game, Cutler with only 1 attempt at this point, yet Slingblade already has two INTs.
 
2013-10-10 08:54:07 PM  
Do we really call it running when it's Jacobs? It's more of an amble. He ambled for a TD.
 
2013-10-10 08:54:23 PM  

4NSpy: Man, sometimes that little "x" never shows up on the 1280p "Download Now" ad on the streams.


If you're on Chrome, install Ghostery. Wiped every single one of those ads away for me.
 
2013-10-10 08:54:32 PM  
This NY touchdown brought to you courtesy of a Bears defense that cannot stop the run.
 
2013-10-10 08:55:02 PM  

4NSpy: What an odd game, Cutler with only 1 attempt at this point, yet Slingblade already has two INTs.


It's gonna be a good day for people who like old-timey run-happy offense.
 
2013-10-10 08:55:10 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: 4NSpy: Man, sometimes that little "x" never shows up on the 1280p "Download Now" ad on the streams.

If you're on Chrome, install Ghostery. Wiped every single one of those ads away for me.


Thanks. Yeah I was on chrome. The x finally shows up on firefox. used to work on chrome but stopped for some reason.
 
2013-10-10 08:55:17 PM  
F*CK YOU CHICAGO!

As punishment you must now turn the ball back over!
 
2013-10-10 08:55:34 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: 4NSpy: Man, sometimes that little "x" never shows up on the 1280p "Download Now" ad on the streams.

If you're on Chrome, install Ghostery. Wiped every single one of those ads away for me.


Its on firefox too
 
2013-10-10 08:56:06 PM  
Hester tripped up by the five yard line.
 
2013-10-10 08:56:16 PM  
Using Chrome, go into "inspect elements" and just delete the f*cking ads.
 
2013-10-10 08:56:40 PM  

4NSpy: Incorrigible Astronaut: 4NSpy: Man, sometimes that little "x" never shows up on the 1280p "Download Now" ad on the streams.

If you're on Chrome, install Ghostery. Wiped every single one of those ads away for me.

Thanks. Yeah I was on chrome. The x finally shows up on firefox. used to work on chrome but stopped for some reason.


click on the countdown number and highlight the entire graphic below - that removes it

/sometimes I stream on a box where I'm not allowed to install browser extensions
 
2013-10-10 08:56:48 PM  
I'm at a friend's house. Here's what we're drinking:
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-10 08:56:59 PM  
Marshall SKIES, lol.
 
2013-10-10 08:57:03 PM  

FuManchu7: This NY touchdown brought to you courtesy of a Bears defense that cannot stop the run.


And the number 6.
 
2013-10-10 08:57:53 PM  
So the Bears offense is about making inadvisable throws?
 
2013-10-10 08:58:13 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: I'm at a friend's house. Here's what we're drinking:
[i.imgur.com image 850x637]


I had the pumpking it's good.
Have you tried Pumpkick?
 
2013-10-10 08:58:53 PM  
Last time I drank these, the Giants won the Super Bowl. Again.

On my second. Hopefully, I'll have more of these than Eli has picks.

Too soon to tell.

content.clearchannel.com

/8% alcohol
 
2013-10-10 08:59:09 PM  

Nefarious: So the Bears offense is about making inadvisable throws?


It's more about having a receiver 6 inches taller than anyone on the giants.
 
2013-10-10 08:59:13 PM  

CipollinaFan: cameroncrazy1984: I'm at a friend's house. Here's what we're drinking:
[i.imgur.com image 850x637]

I had the pumpking it's good.
Have you tried Pumpkick?


Pumpking is tasty, true that.  I've been on a Red Hook Pumpkin Porter kick lately.  Freakin' delicious.
 
2013-10-10 08:59:18 PM  

UNC_Samurai: 4NSpy: Incorrigible Astronaut: 4NSpy: Man, sometimes that little "x" never shows up on the 1280p "Download Now" ad on the streams.

If you're on Chrome, install Ghostery. Wiped every single one of those ads away for me.

Thanks. Yeah I was on chrome. The x finally shows up on firefox. used to work on chrome but stopped for some reason.

click on the countdown number and highlight the entire graphic below - that removes it

/sometimes I stream on a box where I'm not allowed to install browser extensions


It doesn't always do it on the new ads. When this season started, I would try dragging and highlighting individual elements, selecting all, etc- it just flat out wouldn't show up about 60% of the time. They're evolving.

Also, wow- I completely forgot that the extension came after that. That's worse than the Fitzmagic deal by a long shot.
 
2013-10-10 08:59:19 PM  
Are the Giants a women's team? Because they have no D.
 
2013-10-10 08:59:35 PM  
Down to the 10, first down Bears
 
2013-10-10 08:59:53 PM  
A shootout can only lead to more good things
 
2013-10-10 08:59:54 PM  

CipollinaFan: cameroncrazy1984: I'm at a friend's house. Here's what we're drinking:
[i.imgur.com image 850x637]

I had the pumpking it's good.
Have you tried Pumpkick?


I have not. Who's it by?
 
2013-10-10 08:59:54 PM  
Wow.  Did both Giants die on that play?
 
2013-10-10 09:00:03 PM  

CipollinaFan: cameroncrazy1984: I'm at a friend's house. Here's what we're drinking:
[i.imgur.com image 850x637]

I had the pumpking it's good.
Have you tried Pumpkick?


Had it at an Oktoberfest in St. Louis. I thought it was very tasty.

Meanwhile, the bears are in the red zone.
 
2013-10-10 09:00:32 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: I'm at a friend's house. Here's what we're drinking:
[i.imgur.com image 850x637]


I went full heiney tonight.  awww yeah
 
2013-10-10 09:00:48 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: UNC_Samurai: 4NSpy: Incorrigible Astronaut: 4NSpy: Man, sometimes that little "x" never shows up on the 1280p "Download Now" ad on the streams.

If you're on Chrome, install Ghostery. Wiped every single one of those ads away for me.

Thanks. Yeah I was on chrome. The x finally shows up on firefox. used to work on chrome but stopped for some reason.

click on the countdown number and highlight the entire graphic below - that removes it

/sometimes I stream on a box where I'm not allowed to install browser extensions

It doesn't always do it on the new ads. When this season started, I would try dragging and highlighting individual elements, selecting all, etc- it just flat out wouldn't show up about 60% of the time. They're evolving.

Also, wow- I completely forgot that the extension came after that. That's worse than the Fitzmagic deal by a long shot.


Chrome context menu -> Inspect Element
Proceed to manually nuke the ads.
 
2013-10-10 09:01:57 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: CipollinaFan: cameroncrazy1984: I'm at a friend's house. Here's what we're drinking:
[i.imgur.com image 850x637]

I had the pumpking it's good.
Have you tried Pumpkick?

I have not. Who's it by?


New Belgium Brewing. That has been my favorite beer this fall.
 
2013-10-10 09:02:02 PM  
Now that Alice in Wonderland or whatever is over, my wife has allowed me to watch football
 
2013-10-10 09:02:12 PM  

thecpt: cameroncrazy1984: I'm at a friend's house. Here's what we're drinking:
[i.imgur.com image 850x637]

I went full heiney tonight.  awww yeah


I'm having a Samuel Adams Pumpkin Ale to wash the taste of Sounders failure out of my mouth.
 
2013-10-10 09:02:21 PM  
Holy shiat, it's a football game.

What'd I miss? Other than a couple of touchdowns.
 
2013-10-10 09:02:25 PM  
Thank god I don't have to work tomorrow (enough seniority at work to get 4 weeks vacation as an hourly drone), so I can stay up and enjoy this game :).
 
2013-10-10 09:02:36 PM  

netweavr: Incorrigible Astronaut: UNC_Samurai: 4NSpy: Incorrigible Astronaut: 4NSpy: Man, sometimes that little "x" never shows up on the 1280p "Download Now" ad on the streams.

If you're on Chrome, install Ghostery. Wiped every single one of those ads away for me.

Thanks. Yeah I was on chrome. The x finally shows up on firefox. used to work on chrome but stopped for some reason.

click on the countdown number and highlight the entire graphic below - that removes it

/sometimes I stream on a box where I'm not allowed to install browser extensions

It doesn't always do it on the new ads. When this season started, I would try dragging and highlighting individual elements, selecting all, etc- it just flat out wouldn't show up about 60% of the time. They're evolving.

Also, wow- I completely forgot that the extension came after that. That's worse than the Fitzmagic deal by a long shot.

Chrome context menu -> Inspect Element
Proceed to manually nuke the ads.


Thanks, I read your comment the first time. It's easier to install an extension one time that does it for you automatically every time you visit.

Anyhoo, back to the game... Chicago's offense is waking up.
 
2013-10-10 09:03:22 PM  

Bunny Deville: Holy shiat, it's a football game.

What'd I miss? Other than a couple of touchdowns.


Eli has two picks already, including a pick-six. It's great.
 
2013-10-10 09:03:27 PM  

Bunny Deville: Holy shiat, it's a football game.

What'd I miss? Other than a couple of touchdowns.


Eli Manning in the early lead for Going Delhomme.
 
2013-10-10 09:03:31 PM  
End of the first quarter.

Eli's only on pace to throw eight INTs now.
 
2013-10-10 09:03:52 PM  

Bunny Deville: Holy shiat, it's a football game.

What'd I miss? Other than a couple of touchdowns.


DELHOMME ALERT.  THIS IS NOT A TEST.
 
2013-10-10 09:04:12 PM  
Incorrigible Astronaut:
Thanks, I read your comment the first time. It's easier to install an extension one time that does it for you automatically every time you visit.

Anyhoo, back to the game... Chicago's offense is waking up.


Sorry, I didn't mean to be obnoxious.

Chicago should be able to wipe the floor with the Giants.
 
2013-10-10 09:04:43 PM  

CipollinaFan: cameroncrazy1984: CipollinaFan: cameroncrazy1984: I'm at a friend's house. Here's what we're drinking:
[i.imgur.com image 850x637]

I had the pumpking it's good.
Have you tried Pumpkick?

I have not. Who's it by?

New Belgium Brewing. That has been my favorite beer this fall.




I shall check it out!
 
2013-10-10 09:04:58 PM  

thecpt: Bunny Deville: Holy shiat, it's a football game.

What'd I miss? Other than a couple of touchdowns.

DELHOMME ALERT.  THIS IS NOT A TEST.


Calm down, Eli is a tease.

Wait until he hits 83.3 before freaking out.
 
2013-10-10 09:05:12 PM  

thecpt: Bunny Deville: Holy shiat, it's a football game.

What'd I miss? Other than a couple of touchdowns.

DELHOMME ALERT.  THIS IS NOT A TEST.


I may need to run out for beer, or downstairs for the emergency bottle of Ever clear.

/we mix it with mio
//we call it The Solution
///because it is
 
2013-10-10 09:05:50 PM  
I am so sick off all this pink gear that I'm starting to consider cheering for Breast Cancer to win.
 
2013-10-10 09:06:18 PM  
TD Marshall!
 
2013-10-10 09:06:19 PM  
TD Bears

Cutler to Marshall
 
2013-10-10 09:06:24 PM  
Woooooooooooo Marshall!
 
2013-10-10 09:06:25 PM  
We are Marshall!

That guy is, anyway.
 
2013-10-10 09:06:41 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: I am so sick off all this pink gear that I'm starting to consider cheering for Breast Cancer to win.


And it will be with us until Halloween :(.
 
2013-10-10 09:07:16 PM  
Giants are not in the mood to tackle or cover tonight, otherwise their defense looks solid.
 
2013-10-10 09:07:41 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: I am so sick off all this pink gear that I'm starting to consider cheering for Breast Cancer to win.


Am I missing something or is there not a lot of pink on the field? I see ribbons here and there, but no towels or gloves.

And maybe because the game has been pretty free of penalties.
 
2013-10-10 09:07:58 PM  
So Marshall has recovered from 'I'm a Jackass' Syndrome?
 
2013-10-10 09:08:01 PM  
Double no.no.Nevermind
 
2013-10-10 09:08:08 PM  

Bunny Deville: thecpt: Bunny Deville: Holy shiat, it's a football game.

What'd I miss? Other than a couple of touchdowns.

DELHOMME ALERT.  THIS IS NOT A TEST.

I may need to run out for beer, or downstairs for the emergency bottle of Ever clear.

/we mix it with mio
//we call it The Solution
///because it is


The solution to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything, not unlike a potential final score for the Bears?
 
2013-10-10 09:08:18 PM  
Woohoo!

Throw a punt, Eli. You know you want to.
 
2013-10-10 09:08:29 PM  
LOL, are they banned from saying he's wearing them for Mental Illness awareness? They keep skirting the issue.
 
2013-10-10 09:08:37 PM  
OK, we have ELITE Manning vs Jay Cutler and not his goatee-wearing evil twin, Jake Utler.
 
2013-10-10 09:08:41 PM  
Cutler and Manning have each thrown a touchdown for the Bears.
 
2013-10-10 09:08:53 PM  
Nice shoes.
Way to stick up for a cause you actually support.
 
2013-10-10 09:09:08 PM  
ALERT FROM OAKLAND- TOP 4th

Miguel Cabrera has hit a 2-run home run. Tigers 2, Athletics 0.
 
2013-10-10 09:09:09 PM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: Ryker's Peninsula: I am so sick off all this pink gear that I'm starting to consider cheering for Breast Cancer to win.

Am I missing something or is there not a lot of pink on the field? I see ribbons here and there, but no towels or gloves.

And maybe because the game has been pretty free of penalties.


Also they don't have the pink pads on the goal posts as usual
 
2013-10-10 09:09:43 PM  
Time for Manning to break out the guns to catch up.
 
2013-10-10 09:10:35 PM  

Gosling: ALERT FROM OAKLAND- TOP 4th

Miguel Cabrera has hit a 2-run home run. Tigers 2, Athletics 0.


Good, the damned A's are taking valuable airtime away from FOOTBALL!

stepupyagame.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-10 09:10:43 PM  
Try tackling.
 
2013-10-10 09:10:47 PM  
We've replace Eli with zone blocking trap plays.  let's see if anyone notices.
 
2013-10-10 09:10:55 PM  
What happened to good open field tackling?
 
2013-10-10 09:10:58 PM  
Bear Pascoe bears the brunt of Bears, first down!
 
2013-10-10 09:11:00 PM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: Ryker's Peninsula: I am so sick off all this pink gear that I'm starting to consider cheering for Breast Cancer to win.

Am I missing something or is there not a lot of pink on the field? I see ribbons here and there, but no towels or gloves.

And maybe because the game has been pretty free of penalties.


I think the pink flags are a bad idea since everyone also has pink towels..it is hard to spot a flag when it is the same color as everything else...but yea, not seeing a lot of pink...but it looked like the Empire State building is lit up with pink
 
2013-10-10 09:11:06 PM  
Wrap it up,you stupid punks.
 
2013-10-10 09:11:26 PM  
I'm starting to wonder if the early INTs weren't the result of retarded receivers.

Like Romo's last week.
 
2013-10-10 09:11:49 PM  
Hmm the Giants don't cover, the Bears don't tackle apparently.

/Nicks tuck that ball away.  Visions of fumbles
 
2013-10-10 09:11:50 PM  
Tuck the fraking ball in, Nicks. Don't wave it around like that!!
 
2013-10-10 09:12:10 PM  
Giants have first downs on consecutive plays. First time since last year.
 
2013-10-10 09:12:13 PM  
Chicago's D keeps getting a little too shocked when Eli completes a pass.
 
2013-10-10 09:12:16 PM  

Hyjamon: YabbaDabbaDouchebag: Ryker's Peninsula: I am so sick off all this pink gear that I'm starting to consider cheering for Breast Cancer to win.

Am I missing something or is there not a lot of pink on the field? I see ribbons here and there, but no towels or gloves.

And maybe because the game has been pretty free of penalties.

I think the pink flags are a bad idea since everyone also has pink towels..it is hard to spot a flag when it is the same color as everything else...but yea, not seeing a lot of pink...but it looked like the Empire State building is lit up with pink


might have the wrong building..it was whatever city they showed going to commercial breaks
 
2013-10-10 09:12:27 PM  

Nefarious: Hmm the Giants don't cover, the Bears don't tackle apparently.

/Nicks tuck that ball away.  Visions of fumbles


Holy near simulpost, Batman!
 
2013-10-10 09:12:48 PM  

Nefarious: Hmm the Giants don't cover, the Bears don't tackle apparently.

/Nicks tuck that ball away.  Visions of fumbles


Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Tuck the fraking ball in, Nicks. Don't wave it around like that!!


If he could be trained not to do that, it would have happened by now.
 
2013-10-10 09:13:21 PM  

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Tuck the fraking ball in, Nicks. Don't wave it around like that!!


Hakeem Nick's hands are VERY large. His thumb and fingers wrap completely around the football.
 
2013-10-10 09:13:36 PM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: Bear Pascoe bears the brunt of Bears, first down!


That was almost a really grisly play.
There might be some trouble brewin.
 
2013-10-10 09:13:47 PM  
TD Giants, WTF
 
2013-10-10 09:13:49 PM  
Oh my Glob you guys, DRAMA BOMB.
 
2013-10-10 09:13:53 PM  
Yea buddy.
 
2013-10-10 09:14:03 PM  
RUBEN RANDLE TD!

Giants have three of the four scores tonight!
 
2013-10-10 09:14:05 PM  
Eli Manning is such a Delhomme-tease.
 
2013-10-10 09:14:08 PM  
Bears can't get an open field tackle for shiat...TD Giants.
 
2013-10-10 09:14:12 PM  
And with that Eli now has a positive fantasy score.
 
2013-10-10 09:14:17 PM  

Aezetyr: YabbaDabbaDouchebag: Bear Pascoe bears the brunt of Bears, first down!

That was almost a really grisly play.
There might be some trouble brewin.


The 2nd quarter version of Eli is a polar opposite of the 1st quarter Eli
 
2013-10-10 09:14:29 PM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Tuck the fraking ball in, Nicks. Don't wave it around like that!!

Hakeem Nick's hands are VERY large. His thumb and fingers wrap completely around the football.


Having it extended from your body while running is still a bad idea.
 
2013-10-10 09:14:43 PM  

Aezetyr: YabbaDabbaDouchebag: Bear Pascoe bears the brunt of Bears, first down!

That was almost a really grisly play.
There might be some trouble brewin.


Barely.
 
2013-10-10 09:15:15 PM  
It's okay, Playoff Eli finally got away from those kidnappers.
 
2013-10-10 09:15:30 PM  

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: YabbaDabbaDouchebag: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Tuck the fraking ball in, Nicks. Don't wave it around like that!!

Hakeem Nick's hands are VERY large. His thumb and fingers wrap completely around the football.

Having it extended from your body while running is still a bad idea.


True. Just wanted to write that "fingers wrap completely" thing.
 
2013-10-10 09:15:30 PM  
gamedayr.com
 
2013-10-10 09:15:55 PM  
Did the Giants put out a restraining order on the Bears' D between quarters?  Looks like they're staying 50 feet away from the receivers at all times now.
 
2013-10-10 09:16:17 PM  

netweavr: [gamedayr.com image 720x540]


Tony Romo has two Super Bowl rings?
 
2013-10-10 09:16:20 PM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: YabbaDabbaDouchebag: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Tuck the fraking ball in, Nicks. Don't wave it around like that!!

Hakeem Nick's hands are VERY large. His thumb and fingers wrap completely around the football.

Having it extended from your body while running is still a bad idea.

True. Just wanted to write that "fingers wrap completely" thing.


Fair enough.
 
2013-10-10 09:17:20 PM  
14-14 New York/Chicago, 10:31 2nd
 
2013-10-10 09:17:31 PM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: netweavr: [gamedayr.com image 720x540]

Tony Romo has two Super Bowl rings?


He would if he played for the Giants.
 
2013-10-10 09:17:38 PM  

netweavr: [gamedayr.com image 720x540]


Can he at least become a successful playoff QB?
 
2013-10-10 09:17:54 PM  

Gosling: ALERT FROM OAKLAND- TOP 4th

Miguel Cabrera has hit a 2-run home run. Tigers 2, Athletics 0.


deesdream.net
 
2013-10-10 09:18:34 PM  
Tigers have the bases loaded in the top of the 4th.
 
2013-10-10 09:19:10 PM  

netweavr: YabbaDabbaDouchebag: netweavr: [gamedayr.com image 720x540]

Tony Romo has two Super Bowl rings?

He would if he played for the Giants.


Objection: speculation.
 
2013-10-10 09:19:17 PM  
For the life of me, I can't see why people like baseball.

It's just like soccer, but without the high scores.
 
2013-10-10 09:19:50 PM  

CipollinaFan: And with that Eli now has a positive fantasy score.


Good news for me since I started him without realizing it...sigh
 
2013-10-10 09:19:52 PM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: netweavr: YabbaDabbaDouchebag: netweavr: [gamedayr.com image 720x540]

Tony Romo has two Super Bowl rings?

He would if he played for the Giants.

Objection: speculation.


Overruled: Drunken speculation, therefore allowed
 
2013-10-10 09:20:10 PM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: netweavr: [gamedayr.com image 720x540]

Tony Romo has two Super Bowl rings?


buuuuurn.jpg
 
2013-10-10 09:20:16 PM  

netweavr: [gamedayr.com image 720x540]


Tony Romo hasn't led the league in INTs twice (and on pace to capture a third such title).

/good lord these defenses suck
 
2013-10-10 09:20:52 PM  
Wow..nice spikes. They'd look good on the Seahawks.
 
2013-10-10 09:21:33 PM  

netweavr: For the life of me, I can't see why people like baseball.

It's just like soccer, but without the high scores.


It's Detroit and Oakland. They don't have football there.
 
2013-10-10 09:21:35 PM  
To be fair, it's pretty amazing that he has Borderline PD.  Considering that PD mainly applies to women. Hell, I've written papers claiming it's a bullshiat diagnosis entirely.
 
2013-10-10 09:22:12 PM &