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(NFL)   Will Jay Cutler cry a river of emo tears when the Bears beat the Giants like redheaded stepchildren, or can the Giants actually win a game? Find out when the Chicago Bears face the New York Giants on Thursday Night Football, 8 PM on NFL Network   (nfl.com) divider line 896
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2013-10-10 03:54:27 PM
The Giants can't lose all the time.


/it looks like 'it can't rain all the time' is a popular tattoo
 
2013-10-10 04:43:23 PM
Can the Giants line hold more than their dicks for 4 quarters?
 
2013-10-10 05:32:42 PM

ManateeGag: Can the Giants line hold more than their dicks for 4 quarters?


Wait....what?
 
2013-10-10 05:37:46 PM
How's Carl doing this week?
 
2013-10-10 05:40:41 PM

netweavr: How's Carl doing this week?


He won't stay in the house.
 
2013-10-10 05:44:11 PM
My dad is a massive, massive Packers fan, and thus he hates the Bears.  So, he's not too thrilled with having to rely on the Giants to beat them.
 
2013-10-10 05:46:20 PM
*CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0


/odds of bell-to-bell winner?
 
2013-10-10 05:47:03 PM

robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

/odds of bell-to-bell winner?


Well, the Bears are pissed and Eli sucks until November.
 
2013-10-10 06:06:42 PM

robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

/odds of bell-to-bell winner?


Not to threadjack.... but who won last week?
 
2013-10-10 06:15:07 PM

downstairs: robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

/odds of bell-to-bell winner?

Not to threadjack.... but who won last week?


Cam
 
2013-10-10 06:32:54 PM

netweavr: downstairs: robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

/odds of bell-to-bell winner?

Not to threadjack.... but who won last week?

Cam


We can do the Cam can.
 
2013-10-10 06:40:07 PM
I've picked the Bears in my Suicide league this week.  So let's go Bears!

barfblog.com
 
2013-10-10 06:42:45 PM

FuManchu7: I've picked the Bears in my Suicide league this week.  So let's go Bears!

[barfblog.com image 307x281]


I would but I've already used them. Considering gambling on the eagles over the bucs for the fark eliminator.
 
2013-10-10 06:56:16 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-10 07:19:38 PM
I pulled a Kim Jong Un and started Eli in fantasy this week.

/Vick was out.
//I waited to long to draft a QB
///At least I don't have Shaab
 
2013-10-10 07:24:36 PM
I hope the giants lose, just so people don't spend all their time talking about how bad the Steelers are
 
2013-10-10 07:27:57 PM

robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

/odds of bell-to-bell winner?


What is the record for combined qb turnovers in a game?
 
2013-10-10 07:30:40 PM
I don't care who wins as long as Hakeem Nicks has a big game. Hopefully, the Bears will double cover Cruz and leave Nicks wide open for 100+ yards and a TD.
 
2013-10-10 07:35:05 PM

robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

/odds of bell-to-bell winner?


They are both capable of great Jakeness and while tie breaking is left to your ineffable wisdom I think both these guys have the comedic potential to break a tie against the likes of Ryan Fitzgerald or some other lesser light interception machine.

1/14 for a random pair but I think these two rate at least 13%
 
2013-10-10 07:42:10 PM
Let's go GNATS! Mostly because the Bears need to lose.
 
2013-10-10 07:46:38 PM

CipollinaFan: I pulled a Kim Jong Un and started Eli in fantasy this week.

/Vick was out.
//I waited to long to draft a QB
///At least I don't have Shaab


imageshack.us
 
2013-10-10 07:49:09 PM

DanZero: [i.imgur.com image 599x464]


well played.
 
2013-10-10 07:53:27 PM

DanZero: [i.imgur.com image 599x464]


hey you stole my post!
 
2013-10-10 07:55:30 PM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

/odds of bell-to-bell winner?

What is the record for combined qb turnovers in a game?


Jim Hardy, back in 1950. 8 interceptions, plus four fumbles lost, two of which he was responsible for. (He was 12 for 42 on the day.) He got Brandon Weeden'd in the third quarter: he got benched, and then three plays later his replacement got KO'ed.
 
2013-10-10 07:55:43 PM
I'm rooting for 0-6, largely because I'm a mean ol' meaniepants, but also because Fark has a lot of fans of the other NFC Least teams.
 
2013-10-10 07:58:14 PM

Gosling: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

/odds of bell-to-bell winner?

What is the record for combined qb turnovers in a game?

Jim Hardy, back in 1950. 8 interceptions, plus four fumbles lost, two of which he was responsible for. (He was 12 for 42 on the day.) He got Brandon Weeden'd in the third quarter: he got benched, and then three plays later his replacement got KO'ed.


Weird. I figured it would have been the Bears/Eagles game from last year or the year before.
 
2013-10-10 07:59:07 PM
Football again? Already? I still haven't recovered from Sunday's 13-hour marathon.
 
2013-10-10 08:02:17 PM
So is this the baseball thread? Go Tigers!
 
2013-10-10 08:04:54 PM

libranoelrose: Weird. I figured it would have been the Bears/Eagles game from last year or the year before.


Oh, you meant grand total. I thought you meant highest Delhomme Meter rating.

THAT record is 17, shared by two games: Lions/Bears on November 22, 1942 (12 by the Lions, 5 by the Bears) and Boston Yanks/Eagles on December 8, 1946 (9 by the Yanks, 8 by the Eagles).
 
2013-10-10 08:07:26 PM
Is Mariucci hitting the peyote or something?  What was that numerology rant about?
 
2013-10-10 08:08:03 PM

UNC_Samurai: Is Mariucci hitting the peyote or something?  What was that numerology rant about?


Dude shakes like tweaker
 
2013-10-10 08:10:00 PM
NFL net needs to fire some people. It's getting too crowded
 
2013-10-10 08:10:23 PM

robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

/odds of bell-to-bell winner?


Giants lead in giveaways; Bears are 3rd in takeaways. Odds seem pretty good, 40%.
 
2013-10-10 08:10:23 PM
As a Giants fan it has been a rough 5 weeks.  Probably won't get better anytime soon but I'll never root for the Jets.  Last two losses have made me turn football off for the rest of the night.
 
2013-10-10 08:11:34 PM
The things i'd do to melissa stark and her star trek outfit
 
2013-10-10 08:12:13 PM

ronnie2bucks: The things i'd do to melissa stark and her star trek outfit


she is the absolute best in the business right now
 
2013-10-10 08:12:20 PM

Lost Thought 00: NFL net needs to fire some people. It's getting too crowded


I vote Kurt Warner. He is the only member of Sunday Gameday without a personality.
 
2013-10-10 08:13:03 PM
A's never scrubbed off the football lines.
 
2013-10-10 08:13:20 PM

CipollinaFan: Lost Thought 00: NFL net needs to fire some people. It's getting too crowded

I vote Kurt Warner. He is the only member of Sunday Gameday without a personality.


At the end of the day, you have to something something melissa stark

/wait, what?
 
2013-10-10 08:14:08 PM

irishman4: ronnie2bucks: The things i'd do to melissa stark and her star trek outfit

she is the absolute best in the business right now


She always was the most knowledgeable hottie on the sidelines.
 
2013-10-10 08:18:00 PM
Mariucci always reminded me of a used car salesman who had no idea what features the car has and tried to sell you on the "cold a/c"
 
2013-10-10 08:18:14 PM
Well....I'm cloning some machines and fixing my kid's pc, so I'll be watching the game but prolly not in the thread till halftime.

My money's on Chi at home, obviously.
 
2013-10-10 08:19:49 PM

xaks: Well....I'm cloning some machines and fixing my kid's pc, so I'll be watching the game but prolly not in the thread till halftime.

My money's on Chi at home, obviously.


Good luck...that is my weekend chore for Saturday.
 
2013-10-10 08:20:08 PM

ronnie2bucks: UNC_Samurai: Is Mariucci hitting the peyote or something?  What was that numerology rant about?

Dude shakes like tweaker


I've always wondered - with the propensity for 100+ hour work weeks, and being under such pressure, how prevalent is cocaine use among big-time coaches?
 
2013-10-10 08:21:38 PM
Deion forgot hes on tv.
 
2013-10-10 08:22:28 PM
Eli has Peyton's red forehead from them helmet pad
 
2013-10-10 08:23:15 PM

Gosling: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

/odds of bell-to-bell winner?

What is the record for combined qb turnovers in a game?

Jim Hardy, back in 1950. 8 interceptions, plus four fumbles lost, two of which he was responsible for. (He was 12 for 42 on the day.) He got Brandon Weeden'd in the third quarter: he got benched, and then three plays later his replacement got KO'ed.


Wow... just... wow. A *DOUBLE* Full Delhomme?
 
2013-10-10 08:24:38 PM
Bearssssssssssssssss
 
2013-10-10 08:25:35 PM

ClavellBCMI: Gosling: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: robsul82: *CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

/odds of bell-to-bell winner?

What is the record for combined qb turnovers in a game?

Jim Hardy, back in 1950. 8 interceptions, plus four fumbles lost, two of which he was responsible for. (He was 12 for 42 on the day.) He got Brandon Weeden'd in the third quarter: he got benched, and then three plays later his replacement got KO'ed.

Wow... just... wow. A *DOUBLE* Full Delhomme?


DELHOMMECEPTION
 
2013-10-10 08:26:06 PM
Between the Gi-nats/Bears , Tigers/Athletics , Wings/Yotes, and B's/Avs, this is going to be a long night.
 
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