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(Daily Mail)   Book captures adorable pictures of the things that make toddlers cry. Includes the obvious such as: "A fly landed near me" and "He didn't want to share his leg hole"   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-10-10 11:53:11 AM  
I actually remember some of the emotional turmoil of being a little kid. Absolutely no control over the swings.
 
2013-10-10 11:54:48 AM  
None of the obligatory "I'll give you something to cry about, kid" statements?

My parents are disappoint.
 
2013-10-10 11:54:50 AM  
The Daycare one is priceless...
 
2013-10-10 11:55:25 AM  
OK, now those ARE funny!   Finally, somebody who realized how to mine the true humor out of crying babies.

The one about the neighbors dog made me a little sad; my next door neighbors kids adore the dog, and of course they don't have one.
 
2013-10-10 11:57:09 AM  
I missed the one about his inconsolability about my being unable to sleep due to his crying.

That one's always good for a nervous laugh.
 
2013-10-10 12:02:30 PM  
One of mine once lost it because I wouldn't let her have a bowl of cereal with the bowl of ice cream she was eating.
 
2013-10-10 12:04:52 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

"And he started crying, so I shot him."
 
2013-10-10 12:05:22 PM  
i.huffpost.com

The President wouldn't let him defund Obamacare.
 
2013-10-10 12:09:00 PM  
offmymeds

ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

/bunch of babies.
 
2013-10-10 12:17:17 PM  
Came here looking for a douchebag to make this about politics.

Marginally shocked that a liberal did it first.
 
2013-10-10 12:18:15 PM  
I left him at the Flea Market

He swallowed drain cleaner

He had to share his crib with a lobster

He's just being a pansy
 
2013-10-10 12:27:38 PM  

jayhawk88: One of mine once lost it because I wouldn't let her have a bowl of cereal with the bowl of ice cream she was eating.


Corn flakes are an excellent ice cream topping.

/milk goes on cereal
//even if it's frozen
 
2013-10-10 12:28:22 PM  

i253.photobucket.com

I have fr-fr-fr-fr-frost bitey.
 
2013-10-10 12:30:29 PM  

i253.photobucket.com

The OBGYN isn't a Duchampian and finds my work too simplistic, masturbatory, and reductive.
 
2013-10-10 12:32:25 PM  

i253.photobucket.com

Daddy touches me.
 
GBB
2013-10-10 12:42:33 PM  

brap: [i253.photobucket.com image 320x243]Daddy touches me.


People at work asking me what I'm larfing about.

/Good job
 
2013-10-10 12:44:47 PM  
Russ1642: I actually remember some of the emotional turmoil of being a little kid. Absolutely no control over the swings.

Yeah, I can see the humor in this, but the overwhelming feeling I get from it is one of sadness and frustration. It's messed up that kids' brains don't develop functional logical and emotional coping mechanisms for a decade or more of life. From an adult perspective, I can see that childhood is freaking terrifying sometimes, all for no particular reason.
 
2013-10-10 12:49:32 PM  

Uzzah: Russ1642: I actually remember some of the emotional turmoil of being a little kid. Absolutely no control over the swings.

Yeah, I can see the humor in this, but the overwhelming feeling I get from it is one of sadness and frustration. It's messed up that kids' brains don't develop functional logical and emotional coping mechanisms for a decade or more of life. From an adult perspective, I can see that childhood is freaking terrifying sometimes, all for no particular reason.


I still get the willies if the lights go out when I'm in an unfinished basement.
 
2013-10-10 12:59:38 PM  
Not two weeks ago, my son (7 y.o.) had the hiccups, and asked me to scare him.

Thirty seconds later, he's lying on the floor crying.  He croaks out, "... you... SCARED me!"

/Hiccups were gone though
 
2013-10-10 01:13:18 PM  

theMagni: Not two weeks ago, my son (7 y.o.) had the hiccups, and asked me to scare him.

Thirty seconds later, he's lying on the floor crying.  He croaks out, "... you... SCARED me!"

/Hiccups were gone though


Did you show him his college savings account balance?
 
2013-10-10 01:20:17 PM  
My sweet adorable two and a half year old has just transitioned into the whiny/cry stage. Mornings are the most stressful because that is where I have the least amount of patience required of the job.

The most recent wtf event:

Went from crying because she didn't have dresses to wear. Happy because she has dresses to wear. Sad because mommy asks if she wants to wear a dress. All in the span of 3 days.
 
2013-10-10 01:22:02 PM  
My first kid hardly cried about anything. She didn't cry right after she was born. Didn't cry while teething. When she gets hurt, she just gets mad. "I'm fine!" she snaps. Second kid is only a few months old and it's been non-stop wailing interspersed with wild hysterial laughter.
 
2013-10-10 01:30:08 PM  
My kid cried because I asked him if he wanted to earn a quarter by trying some of the turkey we had for dinner.
 
2013-10-10 01:33:12 PM  
As a parent of disabled non verbal child who is unable to cry, I am getting a kick.
 
2013-10-10 01:38:01 PM  

FunkOut: My first kid hardly cried about anything. She didn't cry right after she was born. Didn't cry while teething. When she gets hurt, she just gets mad. "I'm fine!" she snaps. Second kid is only a few months old and it's been non-stop wailing interspersed with wild hysterial laughter.


Kids are nuts.

Every time I see a little kid having a meltdown, I'll stop and ask in a sympathizing tone "having a bad day?"...and then they're so startled that a stranger stopped to talk to them, they forget what they were upset about.  It's like that guy who will ask his kid a question in the middle of a fit, ie. "what does a cow say"...and invariably, they're sidetracked into answering.
 
2013-10-10 02:07:12 PM  

FunkOut: My first kid hardly cried about anything. She didn't cry right after she was born. Didn't cry while teething. When she gets hurt, she just gets mad. "I'm fine!" she snaps. Second kid is only a few months old and it's been non-stop wailing interspersed with wild hysterial laughter.


Clearly your first child is a ninja, and your second is insane.  Good luck
 
2013-10-10 02:27:11 PM  

puppypants: My sweet adorable two and a half year old
[...]
Went from crying because she didn't have dresses to wear. Happy because she has dresses to wear. Sad because mommy asks if she wants to wear a dress. All in the span of 3 days.


Three  days? Luxury!
 
2013-10-10 02:35:02 PM  
ummm, for some crying is a sexual fetish.

Rapists may enjoy making their victims cry.

I can well imagine that there is sub-genre of child porn that involves crying.
 
2013-10-10 02:41:42 PM  
Thanks, Obama

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-10 03:00:42 PM  

HairBolus: ummm, for some crying is a sexual fetish.

Rapists may enjoy making their victims cry.

I can well imagine that there is sub-genre of child porn that involves crying.


er... thanks for creeping this thread right the fark out.

/creep
 
2013-10-10 03:41:42 PM  

jayhawk88: One of mine once lost it because I wouldn't let her have a bowl of cereal with the bowl of ice cream she was eating.


hey, ice cream with rice crispies in it is the bomb!
 
2013-10-10 05:13:13 PM  

HairBolus: ummm, for some crying is a sexual fetish.

Rapists may enjoy making their victims cry.

I can well imagine that there is sub-genre of child porn that involves crying.


images.wikia.com

Not much else to say, really. Unless it's in a Peter Lorre voice, I mean.
 
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