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(NPR)   Obama's Tea Party second cousin is running for the Senate. WHAR DIVISON BY ZERO FUNCTION WHA+++CARRIER LOST+++   (npr.org) divider line 15
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2013-10-10 11:36:05 AM  
3 votes:
Have we seen this guy's birth certificate?
2013-10-10 01:57:50 PM  
1 votes:

Orange-Pippin: Devo: We all have relatives like that.

Indeed. I don't find them "amusing" either :(


Yeah, I have to call mine "mom".
2013-10-10 01:50:49 PM  
1 votes:
Anything times zero is zero, so:

OBAMA x 0 = 0

and POTATO x 0 = 0

Therefore: OBAMA x 0 = POTATO x 0

Divide both sides by 0 and we get:

OBAMA = POTATO

QED. It's simple math people. Study it out!
2013-10-10 01:39:24 PM  
1 votes:

qorkfiend: No one said math is a religion


but is religion a math???

He made the Sea of cast metal, circular in shape, measuring ten cubits from rim to rim and five cubits high. It took a line of thirty cubits to measure around it.
-1 Kings 7:23
2013-10-10 12:59:35 PM  
1 votes:

A Dark Evil Omen: How did we get a sci.math crank from 1994 shiatting up a threat about the Tea Party?


And he's not even as entertaining as Archimedes Plutonium was. :(
2013-10-10 12:46:57 PM  
1 votes:

A Dark Evil Omen: How did we get a sci.math crank from 1994 shiatting up a threat about the Tea Party?


I'm going for an effect like a smart SkinnyHead, just call me FatHead or ThickHead ;)

// Don't plonk me bro.
// i usually don't do this, just the divide by zero nonsense has never sat comfortably with me as an effective explanation of why it's not allowed
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-10-10 12:44:11 PM  
1 votes:

offmymeds: Not too many people know this, but Obama's got a half-brother who almost cost him the election in '08.


www.biography.com
2013-10-10 11:55:51 AM  
1 votes:
FTFA: Like I've said before, you cannot choose your family but you can choose to rise up and stop your family from destroying America.

I try every day.... maybe if I just smothered them in their sleep.

Seriously, my entire step-family has a combined IQ that makes Forrest Gump look like a genius.
2013-10-10 11:47:32 AM  
1 votes:
How does he know he is related to Obama?  Has he verified BOB's birth certificate?
2013-10-10 11:46:54 AM  
1 votes:

Klom Dark: What's this problem with dividing by zero anyway? Anything divided by zero is infinity. Why is that so difficult to comprehend?

The only reason it's not allowed is because the reverse would prove "problematic", so why not just say that multiplication by zero is not allowed rather than shutting down dividing by zero?


i.imgur.com
2013-10-10 11:32:21 AM  
1 votes:
It's almost as if he enjoys the fame of being distantly related as long as he can use that fame for personal gain. Once Kansans find out that somebody in the family 'went behind the wood shed', this guy is toast. I am glad to see the GOP reaching out by offering a fine African-American candidate like Wolf.
2013-10-10 11:27:49 AM  
1 votes:

Klom Dark: What's this problem with dividing by zero anyway? Anything divided by zero is infinity. Why is that so difficult to comprehend?

The only reason it's not allowed is because the reverse would prove "problematic", so why not just say that multiplication by zero is not allowed rather than shutting down dividing by zero?


Shut up nerd!
2013-10-10 11:23:54 AM  
1 votes:

Sneakernets: FTFA: The Roberts campaign released a statement last night touting the high ratings the senator has received from conservative groups like Heritage Action, Americans for Prosperity and the National Rifle Association.

But the Senate Conservatives Fund, which has targeted Republicans it views as insufficiently conservative, signaled last month that Roberts will need to watch his right flank.

So what exactly *is* "righter" than that? Do I want to know?


Soon they will have to start personally driving around the poor parts of town knocking food out of hungry children's hands just to show how right wing they are.

/or maybe hire a bunch of illegal immigrants to do it for them
2013-10-10 11:22:56 AM  
1 votes:
Wow Subby. Honestly, I don't see this as "amusing"

FTA:
"Most of you know that President Barack Obama and I are cousins," Wolf said Like I've said before, you cannot choose your family but you can choose to rise up and stop your family from destroying America."

Aside from the fact that Tea Party people don't really want an America (they want a Failed State and NO govt)--Thanksgivings for this guy must be awful, unless of course Subby thinks this a normal family dynamic?
2013-10-10 11:20:40 AM  
1 votes:
So the guy is batshait crazy enough to write for the Moonie Times but might not be batshait crazy enough for conservative organizations? Wow!
 
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