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(WGME Portland)   There are a couple ways to cut through metal to get to fireworks. Guess how these geniuses did it? #DARWINNING   (wgme.com) divider line 43
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2013-10-10 08:56:04 AM  
Well, that plan certainly blew up in their faces.
 
2013-10-10 08:57:21 AM  
i1.ytimg.com

He done blowed up REAL good.
 
2013-10-10 09:15:06 AM  
New England is where Northerners go to inbreed.
 
2013-10-10 09:19:43 AM  

i253.photobucket.com

Buzzsaw codpiece?

That's my final answer Regis.
 
2013-10-10 09:26:54 AM  
Before I checked the article, I was torn between cutting torch or angle grinder with a cutting wheel.
 
2013-10-10 09:42:14 AM  
That newscaster had a pretty hard time reading that with a straight face.
 
2013-10-10 09:43:02 AM  

cgraves67: Before I checked the article, I was torn between cutting torch or angle grinder with a cutting wheel.


I was thinking acetylene torch, so I was close.
 
2013-10-10 09:50:23 AM  
I heard in another thread one of the perpetrators had blue eyes.
 
2013-10-10 09:52:34 AM  

vudukungfu: I heard in another thread one of the perpetrators had blue eyes.


Not anymore.
 
2013-10-10 10:01:47 AM  
At least they went out with a bang.
 
2013-10-10 10:04:08 AM  

hardinparamedic: vudukungfu: I heard in another thread one of the perpetrators had blue eyes.

Not anymore.


Well, one blew this way and the other blew that way.
 
2013-10-10 10:18:45 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-10-10 10:26:36 AM  

vudukungfu: Well, one blew this way and the other blew that way.


Eye see what you did there, Sir.

unrealitymag.bcmediagroup.netdna-cdn.com
 
2013-10-10 10:46:09 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-10 10:47:44 AM  
Lucky LaRue: New England Hampshire is where Northerners go to inbreed.

Live free or die.
 
2013-10-10 10:51:01 AM  
That's a whole new level of stupid.
 
2013-10-10 10:51:50 AM  
Oh, they grabbed the blow-up torch instead of the blow torch. Tragic error. Understandable.
 
2013-10-10 10:51:52 AM  
Blow torch was my first guess.

/I'm a winnar
 
2013-10-10 10:51:57 AM  

Tom_Slick: That newscaster had a pretty hard time reading that with a straight face.


Sounded to me like he had a hard time not saying.

"And the two morons were killed when they opened a metal container filled with fireworks by using a blow torch, again these two morons were killed when they opened a metal container filled with fireworks by using a blow torch.  I mean what in the fark did they think was going to happen?  These idiots deserved to die and I am not sorry about it at all.  In other news Amanda Sells has a story about puppy adoption.  Amanda tell us, do you think the dogs would have been smart enough to not blow themselves up?"
 
2013-10-10 10:53:40 AM  
"Darwinning" is now my new favorite phrase.
 
2013-10-10 10:55:49 AM  
farking autoplay video.
God damn you, subtard
 
2013-10-10 10:56:59 AM  
You guys in New Hampshire may not want us Massholes up there, but you need us to bring up the IQ in your state. Granted, it may be a very small, imperceptible bump, but still.
 
2013-10-10 10:58:37 AM  
Sad, though. 21 year olds. When I think back on all the stupid shiat I did at that age, I wonder why I'm not dead. I'm not, am I? Is this heaven. Fark Heaven? OHHHHH NOOOOOOOO.....
 
2013-10-10 11:03:13 AM  
Thermal lance?  Was it a thermal lance?

[Reads article]

Awwwww, guessed wrong.  Oh well, that is still my favorite way to open up metal containers that don't want to be opened...
 
2013-10-10 11:06:56 AM  

Tom_Slick: That newscaster had a pretty hard time reading that with a straight face.


I had a hard time reading that with a straight face.
 
2013-10-10 11:08:40 AM  
at least they are out of the gene pool
 
2013-10-10 11:20:25 AM  
Feels their pain.
patrick.ripp.eu
 
2013-10-10 11:27:53 AM  
Family to sue because of lack of label warning not to use a blow torch to steak fireworks.
 
2013-10-10 11:32:06 AM  

talkertopc: Family to sue because of lack of label warning not to use a blow torch to steak fireworks.


This story just gets crazier and crazier. are 'steak ffireworks' the new foodie trend?
 
2013-10-10 11:32:10 AM  

Uisce Beatha: Thermal lance?


Lance Thermal just so happens to be my pr0n name.
 
2013-10-10 11:44:31 AM  

skinink: You guys in New Hampshire may not want us Massholes up there, but you need us to bring up the IQ in your state. Granted, it may be a very small, imperceptible bump, but still.


That imperceptible bump is what we up here feel when a Masshole cuts off our rig in his Prius.
 
2013-10-10 11:45:19 AM  

yanoosh: at least they are out of the gene pool


Dont know if they were able to reproduce yet; so cant say for sure
 
2013-10-10 11:45:31 AM  
web.mit.edu
 
2013-10-10 11:48:01 AM  

unchellmatt: [web.mit.edu image 250x400]


Charles and Phillip?
 
2013-10-10 12:10:47 PM  
Somewhere in New Hampshire, a village is missing 2 idiots.
 
2013-10-10 12:28:37 PM  
They've gone to a better place.  While we will no longer see them, we must understand that they're all around us.
 
2013-10-10 12:44:41 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

That was good.
Let's get another one!
 
2013-10-10 01:44:17 PM  
Hey submitter, hashtags don't work here. Don't use them
 
2013-10-10 01:45:13 PM  
Yeah, but what a time-saving idea.
 
2013-10-10 04:20:59 PM  

Schmerd1948: Sad, though. 21 year olds. When I think back on all the stupid shiat I did at that age, I wonder why I'm not dead. I'm not, am I? Is this heaven. Fark Heaven? OHHHHH NOOOOOOOO.....


No, this is just that lame Lost purgatory land... Only once everyone is dead will we go to...well, who am I kidding, we all know where Farkers are heading, don't we?
 
2013-10-11 12:07:21 AM  
OK so, while I don't enjoy hearing about people dying unnecessarily, in this case the only thing I can come up with is "at least they didn't take anyone else out with them." Because at this point there's no pretending their lives were going to end in any other way. If by some miracle they'd survived applying fire to a metal container filled with low grade explosives they weren't going to turn it around and wind up dying in a freak accident at the LHC facility while conducting particle physics experiments, nor have a heart attack due to overwork at the volunteer hospital in Botswana. No, they were going to go out in some way similar enough that the distinction doesn't matter. Trying to fistfight a bear at a national park or stealing copper wire hooked up to live current. Whatever.
Calling it a tragic accident is just silly. It only fits the term accident in the most anal retentive version possible. Most would consider it an obvious, if unintended, consequence. Tragic? Ehh. Not really to the world at large. At best it's a cautionary tale regarding the dangers of drinking while pregnant.
 
2013-10-11 04:37:51 AM  
Who steals fireworks? They cost like a quarter. And while I'm at it, aren't blowtorches more expensive than boltcutters? Talk about overkill
 
2013-10-11 08:56:34 PM  
It is sad I know, but you have to look at the good side of things...
Two more idiots gone!
 
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