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(Daily Mail)   Government shutdown got your national monuments looking a little run down? Have no fear, Lawnmower man is here   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Hero, Lincoln Memorial, people from South Carolina, government shutdown, Republican Force, National Mall, U.S. Park Police, dirty diaper, Chris Cox  
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2013-10-09 07:59:39 PM  
6 votes:
oi14.tinypic.com
2013-10-09 09:45:16 PM  
5 votes:
pbs.twimg.com
2013-10-09 09:16:07 PM  
4 votes:
Also seen cutting that grass for free:

i.imgur.com
2013-10-09 10:54:57 PM  
2 votes:
076dd0a50e0c1255009e-bd4b8aabaca29897bc751dfaf75b290c.r40.cf1.rackcdn.com
You don't mow another man's lawn!
2013-10-09 10:03:20 PM  
2 votes:

fappomatic: I'm 91 miles from DC, I've got a Dixie Chopper, a leaf blower and a can of gas. It's dark out, and rainy...


Tommorrow's Headline:
"Mad Man Wielding Automatic Slingbade and Homemade Flamethrower Arrested in Nation's Capitol"
2013-10-09 09:26:50 PM  
2 votes:

dittybopper: Shostie: and clean up what furloughed government workers won't

"CAN'T" you f*cking dickheads!

If this guy could do it, then they could do it also,  thou fornicating penile-cephalitic.


i.imgur.com
When "anybody can do it" goes wrong.


Also, in an objectivist free market, only fools work for free.
2013-10-09 09:26:01 PM  
2 votes:
me thinks it's time for the million lawnmower march!

farm4.staticflickr.com
2013-10-09 09:04:45 PM  
2 votes:

Shostie: and clean up what furloughed government workers won't

"CAN'T" you f*cking dickheads!


If this guy could do it, then they could do it also,  thou fornicating penile-cephalitic.
2013-10-09 11:54:44 PM  
1 vote:
I expect him to show up tomorrow and the next day and the next day.  Also, if it's raining, also to pick up the trash, also some sweeping is in order, also so some regular maintenance and inspection of the electrical system also to open up and run some of the attractions including answering questions from tourists.. also..
2013-10-09 11:45:19 PM  
1 vote:

chaoticcrash: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Lot of fuss over TOURIST ATTRACTIONS.

You cannot be serious.  Veterans memorials are tourist attractions?  Silly me- all along I thought they were to HONOR VETERANS.  National Parks- tourist attractions?  Here I thought they were places US CITIZENS could travel to in order to revel in this place we call the US.


Exactly. TOURIST ATTRACTIONS.
2013-10-09 11:25:30 PM  
1 vote:
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
2013-10-09 11:05:24 PM  
1 vote:
I thought Lawnmower Man WAS the Government. (rimshot)

Please send my Internets to me c/o Fark.com and they'll forward them to me.
2013-10-09 11:03:15 PM  
1 vote:
This is a great idea! I'm headed out to the airport right now to inspect some planes and tomorrow I'm going to the hospital to inject some stuff I found in the garage into some cancer kids!

Let's go America!

ridefortheconstitution.org
2013-10-09 10:52:40 PM  
1 vote:
elmundomaschido.com

Guy in question?
2013-10-09 10:32:23 PM  
1 vote:
Has there ever been consideration of a "popcorn" tag for threads that obviously will go the way of this one?
2013-10-09 10:16:14 PM  
1 vote:
Sure they will mow the lawn at the Lincoln Memorial, but where are the volunteers to trim back your mom's bush? I mean, srsly, is it 1978 up in there or what?
2013-10-09 09:56:29 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe he was...recreating.
2013-10-09 09:46:13 PM  
1 vote:
I'm 91 miles from DC, I've got a Dixie Chopper, a leaf blower and a can of gas. It's dark out, and rainy...
2013-10-09 09:19:43 PM  
1 vote:

dittybopper: Shostie: and clean up what furloughed government workers won't

"CAN'T" you f*cking dickheads!

If this guy could do it, then they could do it also,  thou fornicating penile-cephalitic.


It's hard to make a point when people are willing to do the job without compensation. We "CAN'T" have that happening, now can we?
2013-10-09 09:19:02 PM  
1 vote:

dittybopper: If this guy could do it, then they could do it also


Sure, let's try and turn this into a gripe against those damn furloughed workers, refusing to work for free while an assload of Republican millionaires continue to draw pay for f#cking up the country.
2013-10-09 09:16:08 PM  
1 vote:

timujin: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 284x248]


i24.photobucket.com

I AM GOD HERE!

/love that movie
2013-10-09 08:09:05 PM  
1 vote:
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
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