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(Mirror.co.uk)   Is Alan Rickman really the King of the Goths?   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 50
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2013-10-09 04:43:53 PM  
Looks more like a Vandal to me.
 
2013-10-09 04:56:16 PM  
 
2013-10-09 05:26:10 PM  
There is a huge difference between the two of them...Alan Rickman is actually talented...
 
2013-10-09 05:27:25 PM  
Alan Rickman doesn't look like an ugly woman.
 
2013-10-09 05:28:34 PM  
Alan Rickman. Ala Ric. Alaric. OMFGBBQ, he is the king of the Visigoths!
 
2013-10-09 05:29:17 PM  
 
2013-10-09 05:29:35 PM  
Alan Rickman is a GOD!
 
2013-10-09 05:31:07 PM  

AbiNormal: Alan Rickman is a GOD!


Actually he's The Metatron.
 
2013-10-09 05:45:07 PM  
Sad manson is sad..
 
2013-10-09 05:51:02 PM  
Did Robert Smith abdicate or something?
 
2013-10-09 05:54:00 PM  
I always thought Alan Rickman was a talented actor, but it was confirmed when he put out a video of himself getting upset over a cup of tea.
 
2013-10-09 05:56:55 PM  

cgraves67: Alan Rickman. Ala Ric. Alaric. OMFGBBQ, he is the king of the Visigoths!


ha ha ha out loud
 
2013-10-09 06:13:23 PM  

AbiNormal: Alan Rickman is a GOD!


I can watch "Bottle Shock" repeatedly because of him.
 
2013-10-09 06:22:04 PM  

Spoon over Marin: Alan Rickman doesn't look like an ugly woman.


I would have said a horselike woman.
 
2013-10-09 06:22:47 PM  
As far as I'm concerned Alan Rickman can be the king of whatever he wants.
 
2013-10-09 06:25:29 PM  
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...has more talent in this cup of tea....
 
2013-10-09 06:33:31 PM  
By Grabthar's Hammer...
 
2013-10-09 06:42:04 PM  
Alan Rickman can read the phone book and be gripping.
 
2013-10-09 07:27:53 PM  
Alan Rickman reading Sonnet 130.

For some reason, many women dig the heck out of this.
 
2013-10-09 07:37:17 PM  

RedPhoenix122: By Grabthar's Hammer...


...what a savings.
 
2013-10-09 07:38:06 PM  

freetomato: AbiNormal: Alan Rickman is a GOD!

I can watch "Bottle Shock" repeatedly because of him.


totally agree
 
2013-10-09 07:41:47 PM  

Gulper Eel: Alan Rickman reading Sonnet 130.

For some reason, many women dig the heck out of this.


i.qkme.me
 
2013-10-09 07:44:31 PM  

Tarl3k: freetomato: AbiNormal: Alan Rickman is a GOD!

I can watch "Bottle Shock" repeatedly because of him.

totally agree


Him eating KFC in a Yugo by the side of the road....classic.
 
2013-10-09 07:46:13 PM  

freetomato: Tarl3k: freetomato: AbiNormal: Alan Rickman is a GOD!

I can watch "Bottle Shock" repeatedly because of him.

totally agree

Him eating KFC in a Yugo by the side of the road....classic.


A Gremlin, that is.
 
2013-10-09 07:57:11 PM  
FTA: "Without all the slap, the King of the Goths weirdly looks a little like Alan Rickman Pete Burns"

fixed.
 
2013-10-09 08:00:04 PM  

freetomato: Tarl3k: freetomato: AbiNormal: Alan Rickman is a GOD!

I can watch "Bottle Shock" repeatedly because of him.

totally agree

Him eating KFC in a Yugo by the side of the road....classic.


The best scene from any of the Harry Potter movies was his death.
 
2013-10-09 08:03:12 PM  
DAMMIT, MARILYN MANSON WAS NEVER GOTH.

Goddammit, this crap is annoying. Goth was dead before he got big. I've met Brian (before he was Marilyn Manson) and he was never what any of us would call goth. He made industrial music and he ripped off Alice Cooper's shtick. He's also a total prat.

Alan Rickman is more goth than Manson was.
 
2013-10-09 08:18:07 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-10-09 08:24:22 PM  

Tarl3k: Gulper Eel: Alan Rickman reading Sonnet 130.

For some reason, many women dig the heck out of this.

[i.qkme.me image 308x306]



24.media.tumblr.com

/ And whatever my equivalent of sploosh is.
// Which I guess is just sploosh.
/// Only with semen.
 
2013-10-09 09:12:44 PM  
He has had eye surgery for sure. His nose looks straighter too, maybe the lips? Big herp on that lip too.
 
2013-10-09 09:33:32 PM  
i thought marilyn manson had gotten fat. like axl rose fat.
 
2013-10-09 09:37:43 PM  
He always came off as an accountant looking motherfarker who tried too hard to look like a freaky badass. But he got with Rose McGowan so it apparently worked.
 
2013-10-09 10:11:17 PM  
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Unflattering photos in a British tabloid? Better call Saul!
 
2013-10-09 10:24:52 PM  
What a King of Goths might look like

upload.wikimedia.org

Valdemar IV of Denmark. Now that was man with panty dropping power.
 
2013-10-09 11:54:37 PM  
He doesn't look even remotely like Alan Rickman.
 
2013-10-10 12:20:23 AM  

Gulper Eel: Alan Rickman reading Sonnet 130.

For some reason, many women dig the heck out of this.


Yes. Yes, we do.
 
Boc
2013-10-10 01:23:40 AM  
All I see anymore when I look at MM is chinchan.
 
2013-10-10 01:27:24 AM  
My Dad was a film critic for channel 12 (with Nick Clooney- George's dad)- channel 5 NBC and channel 19 Fox over the course of 20 years in Cincy, He interviewed hundreds of actors but I still remember what he said about the first time he met Rickman. He was on a press junket for Kevin Costner's abysmal Robin Hood movie and he said that Rickman showed up for the interviews completely clad in black leather and studs and had 2 of the most exotically beautiful women he had ever seen in tow.

/ Alan has done alright for himself
 
2013-10-10 02:03:40 AM  
the only thing that marilyn manson and alan rickman have in common is that they are both rich and famous enough to do whatever they want.
 
2013-10-10 04:03:08 AM  
static.nme.com
Do ya think they sexy?
 
2013-10-10 06:48:07 AM  
I don't know. Snape's death scene may be the most totally unconvincing cinematic moment I have ever experienced. When he's backed up against the window, instead of mortal fear, his eyes are projecting mild arousal at best. It reminded me of a Robin Williams joke about Keith Richards.

"Anthrax?! Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiight........."
 
2013-10-10 07:03:34 AM  

HAMMERTOE: Snape's death scene


Spoilers!

Just kidding, I only saw like two of those movies. Did he turn out to be a good guy? I know he killed Obi Wan.
 
2013-10-10 07:29:06 AM  

HAMMERTOE: I don't know. Snape's death scene may be the most totally unconvincing cinematic moment I have ever experienced. When he's backed up against the window, instead of mortal fear, his eyes are projecting mild arousal at best. It reminded me of a Robin Williams joke about Keith Richards.

"Anthrax?! Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiight........."


Well, I would argue that there wasn't mortal fear because the entire (original) plan, more or less, hinged around him getting murdered by Voldemort for control of the elder wand:

(Initial plan:  A) 'Murder' dumbledore, *APPEARING* to become Master of elder wand. Because it was pre-arranged, this hoepfully will cause the elder wand to become masterless and useless, since Snape did not 'defeat' the previous wielder. B) Voldemort will probably kill you to get control of the Elder Wand. Because come on. YOU KNOW HE WILL DO THIS. C) JOKE'S ON HIM, HE'S FARKED)

Now, step A) got a bit farked up, but basically my reading was that Snape had planned, *over a year in advance* that he was going to die to foil Voldemort's plans-to the point that no one might ever know he wasn't just a traitor, but was actually a double agent.
 
2013-10-10 07:33:19 AM  

Felgraf: this hoepfully will cause the elder wand to become masterless and useless


They have pills for that.
 
2013-10-10 07:48:59 AM  

LewDux: [static.nme.com image 326x368]
Do ya think they sexy?


Isn't that Barry Manilow?

/Yeesh

//If that's AR he has had the worst plastic surgery since the dawn of time
 
2013-10-10 08:33:12 AM  

ZeroCorpse: DAMMIT, MARILYN MANSON WAS NEVER GOTH.

Goddammit, this crap is annoying. Goth was dead before he got big. I've met Brian (before he was Marilyn Manson) and he was never what any of us would call goth. He made industrial music and he ripped off Alice Cooper's shtick. He's also a total prat.

Alan Rickman is more goth than Manson was.


Manson was in many respects a Trent Reznor side project. When the side project decided it was a genius, company parted... I have indeed heard that Brian is a twerp - dumb as a brick and all the charisma of a blocked toilet.
 
2013-10-10 09:18:24 AM  

SirTanon: ...has more talent in this cup of tea....


Based on this picture I'm seeing more of an older Trent Reznor.
 
2013-10-10 11:01:12 AM  

paulseta: ZeroCorpse: DAMMIT, MARILYN MANSON WAS NEVER GOTH.

Goddammit, this crap is annoying. Goth was dead before he got big. I've met Brian (before he was Marilyn Manson) and he was never what any of us would call goth. He made industrial music and he ripped off Alice Cooper's shtick. He's also a total prat.

Alan Rickman is more goth than Manson was.

Manson was in many respects a Trent Reznor side project. When the side project decided it was a genius, company parted... I have indeed heard that Brian is a twerp - dumb as a brick and all the charisma of a blocked toilet.


Just ask his ex-girlfriends
 
2013-10-10 11:52:25 AM  
Goths? I. Hate. Goths. This thread makes me ANGRY... GHHRAAAGUGHHH! HULK SMASH PUNY GOTHS! HULK KILL ALL GOTHS! RAHHGGGGHUH!
 
2013-10-10 01:14:11 PM  
Alan Rickman could be put into a medically induced coma and forced to sing in Snape's voice and display more talent that M Manson could ever hope for.
 
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